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#93 - With what? They're harder than diamond.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Incredible +8
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#139 - synthane (09/07/2015) [-]
Maybe he softens them up a bit with heatray vision, then sharpens them. Then he could use his cold powers He has those, right? to re-solidify the nails.
#98 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
His other nails, his teeth, diamondso who knows
#92 - Comment deleted 09/07/2015 on Incredible 0
#13 - Age of consent is 16 in Georgia. She's legal.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/26/2015 on better than sherlock. +49
#38 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
we shold lower aeg of consent to 5 xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddd

fucking pedo degenerates
age of consent should be 18
#32 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
Only if the age difference is less than five years. If it's greater, age of consent is 18.
#48 - atomicjojo (05/26/2015) [-]
idk y people thumbed you down, that's true, as well as here in NC as well.
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#18 - mrchris (05/26/2015) [-]
Nyet, youre both wrong. Legal at 16 but only the other consenting party to be 18 so she can be 16 but you have to be under 18 but ovdr 16. After that if she is 16-17 but not 18 and you are 19 then you are the adult and are expected to act as such.
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#16 - kiaserzerg (05/26/2015) [-]
first, move to georgia, and tell someone you want to fuck a 16 year old. watch how well hat goes over, you still look like a total pedophile. second federal age is 18. federal trumps state law.
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#51 - kiaserzerg (05/27/2015) [-]
wow, ther are a lot of people who want to fuck a minor.

when did i come across the middle east?
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#33 - propanex (05/26/2015) [-]
That federal law is mainly for internet and porn.

Sexual acts of consent is still regulated by state.
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#23 - warbob (05/26/2015) [-]
a pedophile is a person who feels sexual attraction to prebubescent children.

In other words the term is wrongfully applied if one of the parties isn't below the age of 13
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#27 - kiaserzerg (05/26/2015) [-]
think any body cares about the exact definition?

"ya know, i want to fuck that 16 year old girl"

"dude, you fucking pedophile. Im calling the cops"
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#31 - warbob (05/26/2015) [-]
well yea , that's why I'm making attempts to relieve people of their ignorance by correcting their wrong assumptions and half-baked knowledge on certain things I happen to be more knowledgeable of.
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#29 - badgoodass (05/26/2015) [-]
What are they gonna do th, arrest you? legal is legal m8 dont be mad :^)
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#30 - kiaserzerg (05/26/2015) [-]
again, it actually isnt legal on federal level, which trumps state law always. and, you yourself have to be 18 or less.
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#40 - iqequalzero (05/26/2015) [-]
Remind me again why the fuck there is a state law then.
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#50 - kiaserzerg (05/27/2015) [-]
because if a legal matter is important enough, and the state system cant seem to handle it, the federal steps in, same as the supreme court steps above federal.
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#52 - iqequalzero (05/27/2015) [-]
Well thats all fine and dandy, but the states can handle their own legal age legislation just fine, so it isnt relevant to the discussion.
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#53 - kiaserzerg (05/27/2015) [-]
its entirely relevant, because if someone gets pissed enoujgh, no matter what the state law is "daddy! i love him, he is only 19!"

dad dont give a fuck, raises a shit storm and johnny boy ends up in federal for 15-20.
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#54 - iqequalzero (05/27/2015) [-]
So the legal system is entirely based on public opinion and placating the masses, instead of, you know, the rules? Thats pretty fucked up.

So a dude can have sex with a consenting, legal aged person, and just because her dad doesnt like it, it gets moved to federal, suddenly what he did becomes a crime.

Yeah, I grow increasingly disgusted with the american sense of "justice" with every passing day.
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#55 - kiaserzerg (05/27/2015) [-]
welcome to democracy, i love this country but i fucking hate the people running it.
#39 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
I believe states regulate it, otherwise what's the freaking point to have a state law if the federal law overrules it regardless?
#8 - Implying this ****** can't eat that cat. 05/14/2015 on Stop talking shit, I can... 0
#3 - Haven't you learned? You're here forever. 02/10/2015 on YoyoTribal's profile 0
#80 - Don't bother, she's out of your league. 01/30/2015 on I Wouldnt Even Care +5
#46 - Dang man, your comment didn't load before I posted, sorry. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Money talks again 0
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#47 - superffuzzylogik (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't be shame
As long as it's there for someone to enjoy.
#43 - ****  [+] (21 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Money talks again +8
#104 - xengard (01/28/2015) [-]
this was too much for me well it has a replay button so....
#101 - schnitzelwagen (01/28/2015) [-]
Seven thumbs, thirteen favourites.
Every single time.
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#79 - TorontoFCHooligan (01/28/2015) [-]
fuckin rape porn makes me sick
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#98 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeahhhh, I'm not liking that either. It's not like it was even funny.
#74 - masteropcc (01/28/2015) [-]
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#65 - Javapenguin (01/28/2015) [-]
As soon as I saw that picture I knew I needed to check the comments to make sure someone posted this.
#62 - computerlife (01/28/2015) [-]
if there's anything to fap to in that video it would be the quality animation
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#57 - chuca (01/28/2015) [-]
so after i watched this, scroll down and this is the first comment Contains rape.
It apparently is just too much, for some people to depict consent in erotic material. It's not as if, you know, rape isn't one of the most horrible things you can do to someone. It's rape trash like this that is why so many people want to ban pornography to begin with.
Whatever happened to empathy, compassion, love, kindness? Why do you want to depict people making hate instead of making love? I don't care if it's "just a fantasy". Your fantasy is terrible. It comes from a place of cruelty. And you're a cruel person if you find this sexy.
This isn't sexy. This is rape. Seek a psychologist if you find this sexually attractive in any way.

apparently people don't understand the meaning of parody
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#63 - youngneil (01/28/2015) [-]
He was just quoting the comment that was on Newgrounds.
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#64 - inuares (01/28/2015) [-]
Thank you youngneil, fantastic person as always. Not being sarcastic either, you're a great person.
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#66 - youngneil (01/28/2015) [-]
I try my best.
Where do I recognize your name from? /anime/?
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#72 - inuares (01/28/2015) [-]
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#48 - greyswordsman (01/28/2015) [-]
i watched it.
i have no regrets.
im gonna go take care of things.
be back in a jiffy from taking care of this stiffy.
#52 - zoroso (01/28/2015) [-]
that picture

I'm fucking dying
#53 - greyswordsman (01/28/2015) [-]
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#45 - superffuzzylogik (01/28/2015) [-]
see comment #42
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#46 - YoyoTribal (01/28/2015) [-]
Dang man, your comment didn't load before I posted, sorry.

Leaving it for others though. No shame.
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#47 - superffuzzylogik (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't be shame
As long as it's there for someone to enjoy.
#44 - superffuzzylogik has deleted their comment.
#28 - clam jam cunt shunt ovulation frustration foreplay…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Cock block +3
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#29 - slenderwolf (01/15/2015) [-]
Beaver dam
#42 - Darth Vader is Luke and Leia's father. Malcolm Crowe (Bruc…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on My nurse is a crazy cat lady +6
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#43 - trojandetected (06/13/2013) [-]
These spoilers are very well known and the ones that are not i dont really give a shit about.
My point being this content was not funny and was just a reference and unneeded.

The guy in the middle of the room is actually not dead and is jigsaw.
The boat in titanic will sink.

#47 - vonspyder (06/13/2013) [-]
Angela is a boy.
Snape Kills Dumbledore.
John Harrison is Khan.
The Mandarin is an actor.
Verbal Kint is Kaiser Soze.
Kevin Spacey filmed the suicide.
Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit.
Rocky loses.
Bruce Willis was actually watching himself die.
It is actually a weird Spider creature.
Kirk Douglas could walk the whole time.
Sherlock survived using his brothers breathing device.
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#60 - trojandetected (06/13/2013) [-]
some of them i did not know now here this mothFUKA!
The end of the hunger games trilogy katniss marries peter
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