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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#49 - So what stops people painting real guns in bright colours so n…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Reached a whole new low 0
User avatar #54 - eddymolly (10/24/2013) [-]
Because generally, people who have real guns don't do that over here. In the UK, pretty much the only guns available are rifles and shotguns, both of which you need a license to have, and part of that licence is basically checks to see if you're likely to do things like that (and basically the only people who are allowed guns anyhow are people who have legitimate reasons for it, i.e. pest control or hunting, thats about it, so most people won't have them anyhow). And you also get checked on mental health, get interviews etc, and the laws on gun control are quite strict (normally, the only reason you're allowed your gun out is taking it for repair or using it, and in both cases you're meant to have it in a case, the rest of the time it has to be locked up)

If you are going out in public with a gun, you probably won't be to worried about getting caught, normally the only time people in the UK are stopped for having a firearm in public they've killed someone with it.
#3 - It kinda sounds like he's doing a Mark Hamill impression. Whic… 10/23/2013 on Worth the watch. 0
#117 - Ah right, you defended Hitmonlee and Machop so I thought you w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Such Creativity 0
User avatar #367 - zenkon (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't defend them but at least they look more natural. And well I always think that ghost type are dead pokemons, Yamask it could be another one that it's a bit weird, but for what I seeing, people love this kind of pokemon. And we have the stupidity of people complaining about bad design but at the same time they love them.....
#97 - Hitmonchan has boxing gloves.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Such Creativity 0
User avatar #101 - zenkon (10/23/2013) [-]
it's what I'm saying, where the fuck he got those gloves? but wel it's part of the design and little kids are not going to ask why is like that until they grow up like me haha.
User avatar #117 - YourLordAndMaster (10/23/2013) [-]
Ah right, you defended Hitmonlee and Machop so I thought you were criticizing Throh and that blue twat for wearing clothes, which I agree is stupid. What do you think of Yamask though? It's the spirit of a dead person. People can become pokemon when they die. What the fuck? That makes me think, what are Ghastly and his evolutionary line? Are they just ghost-type pokemon or the ghosts of something that died?
User avatar #367 - zenkon (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't defend them but at least they look more natural. And well I always think that ghost type are dead pokemons, Yamask it could be another one that it's a bit weird, but for what I seeing, people love this kind of pokemon. And we have the stupidity of people complaining about bad design but at the same time they love them.....
#56 - Michael was reluctant to even hit Lazlo for what he was doing … 10/23/2013 on Advanced AI +3
#8 - Doctor Who is not a comedy. It's got a lot of funny stuff in i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on you're the title +1
User avatar #9 - dvdfaust (10/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. It's a sci-fi comedy.
#32 - My mother says this about drinking. If I go out drinking on a … 10/22/2013 on Parents know best +9
#4 - Picture 10/22/2013 on super batman +4
#2 - Are you serious? The better fact would be "Did you know S…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on super batman +15
User avatar #5 - Alchemyst (10/23/2013) [-]
He may be the fastest man alive.

But Sonic is the fastest thing around!
User avatar #3 - johncaveson (10/22/2013) [-]
Well damn, that was fast.

But not as fast as The Flash.
#4 - YourLordAndMaster (10/22/2013) [-]
#486 - Doctor Werewolf. **** . 10/21/2013 on name yourself bros.. 0
#41 - You'd probably get more time for killing a black guy because h… 10/20/2013 on Steven Fry-Out There 0
#14 - It's all perspective 10/17/2013 on Victor +1
#12 - Well yeah..it'd be written by the Germans that the Allies were…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Victor +1
User avatar #13 - tredbear (10/17/2013) [-]
that boggles my mind
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
It's really not that difficult of a concept. In their eyes, everyone else was evil, and the Nazis were the ones doing good.
User avatar #14 - YourLordAndMaster (10/17/2013) [-]
It's all perspective
#5 - At least they told you and didn't keep taking the money 10/17/2013 on Well me and the lion are... 0
#44 - That sonic one was hilarious 10/16/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 0
#171 - I'd like to see the parts Red narrates but to be honest I don'… 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash 0
#168 - Wanting to be "the very best" is the opposite of a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash +2
User avatar #177 - MrDeadiron (10/16/2013) [-]
Ashe is a try hard who fails
#167 - Every new arch starts with "Our heroes find themselves in…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash 0
User avatar #169 - kyoutu (10/16/2013) [-]
He often sails to other regions so these don't really count as steps.
Also, nothing important has happened in the mean time unlike in the Red arch where he narrates that he beat the elite 4....
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (10/16/2013) [-]
I'd like to see the parts Red narrates but to be honest I don't want it dragged out and full of fillers like the original Pokemon anime was. I thought Origins was perfect because it explained a lot (like why gym leaders can be beaten by a child who just became a trainer) and it was brief enough and wrapped things up from the games.
#2 - Pedophilia? Since when has drinking blood meant having sex?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on *1897 0
#3 - taurusguy (10/15/2013) [-]
Well, saying you are a vampire isnt that good of an excuse when found in the room of a 8 year old dressed like a bat.
User avatar #4 - biscuitsunited (10/15/2013) [-]
nonononono Vampires traditionally go after Virgin "lady's" , basically women of age.
#20 - He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#18 - I actually did miss the point there, I get what you're saying …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#19 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I know but it's hard to see if someone is a diplomate while it's in the middle of the street is it now?
User avatar #20 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard while he was being arrested. Honestly, I don't really know much of the details here.
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#16 - Police don't have immunity, diplomats do.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#17 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the point here, because you're now saying that if you are a police officer you are not allowed to arrest someone who is beating up his wife and kids openly on the street?
User avatar #18 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
I actually did miss the point there, I get what you're saying but they can't arrest a diplomat for doing that. Don't get me wrong, you should be able to and he deserves to be locked up but that's just how it is.
#19 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I know but it's hard to see if someone is a diplomate while it's in the middle of the street is it now?
User avatar #20 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard while he was being arrested. Honestly, I don't really know much of the details here.
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#39 - I don't like to thought of my girlfriend being with other guys… 10/14/2013 on My confession +1
#9 - In ireland around the time of the war of independence the Iris… 10/10/2013 on Yea history bitch +1
#3 - His hands were inside her vagina 10/07/2013 on why would you do this +1
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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