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YourLordAndMaster

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/03/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#14 - Hitler was TIME's Person of the Year once. What's the big deal?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on What Is This Shit? 0
User avatar #42 - mykoira (11/28/2013) [-]
and Stalin twice
#47 - It kind of defeats the purpose of Doctor Who if the Doctor isn…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on 100 years 0
User avatar #48 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
the new guy would be a new doctor though. BUT I really just don't want to have the 31st doctor down the road
User avatar #49 - kommandantvideo (11/28/2013) [-]
nice try, but there have already been like 11 different time lords
#45 - "At least with The Doctor"? So you want Doctor Who t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on 100 years 0
User avatar #46 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, like a different timelord, or something that doesnt keep the original doctor around forever and make him a guy that has done everything in the universe.
User avatar #47 - YourLordAndMaster (11/28/2013) [-]
It kind of defeats the purpose of Doctor Who if the Doctor isn't the main character.
User avatar #48 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
the new guy would be a new doctor though. BUT I really just don't want to have the 31st doctor down the road
User avatar #49 - kommandantvideo (11/28/2013) [-]
nice try, but there have already been like 11 different time lords
#2 - It actually works, I did it with vodka last halloween. Probabl… 11/27/2013 on do it 0
#4 - Chris Hemsworth is Thor  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on HUNGER GAMES 0
#5 - htmm (11/28/2013) [-]
Duh, right.
My mistake, thanks
#3 - Comment deleted 11/27/2013 on HUNGER GAMES 0
#3 - To be fair, Brian did have sex with his dad. Quagmires hate is…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Brian Grfifin will be... 0
#4 - masterlurker (11/26/2013) [-]
His hate for Brian started long before that. And that's weird and out of nowhere since he allowed Brian to live with him at one point and has hung around him numerous times before it was mentioned. Not to mention, Quagmire can't justify a thing since he has slept with two of Cleveland's women, constantly hits on Lois and drugs and kidnaps women on a consistent basis.
#9 - He is the leader 11/26/2013 on X-Men +2
#2 - You need a suit to be Thomas. I don't own a suit. 11/22/2013 on F**king Genius 2.0 +1
#3 - The baby penguin one is definitely Mario on the Nintendo 64. W… 11/21/2013 on I have to confess 0
#12 - I'm Irish I don't know what that is  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Firey fire 0
User avatar #13 - FrenzyMan (11/20/2013) [-]
basically a joke news outlet.
#6 - Just because fire-bacteria and fire-insects MAY exist doesn't …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Firey fire -1
User avatar #11 - lamarsmithgot (11/20/2013) [-]
this is an article from the onion, you silly goose.
User avatar #12 - YourLordAndMaster (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm Irish I don't know what that is
User avatar #13 - FrenzyMan (11/20/2013) [-]
basically a joke news outlet.
#10 - Yeah, he's definitely going to be contributing to the gene pool.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on euphoric, unique, fedora +17
User avatar #11 - tomowrath (11/20/2013) [-]
definately
#419 - It says "Banana peel for scale" so they probably put…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Creepy... 0
User avatar #440 - chiddysal (11/20/2013) [-]
missed that part but damn that makes it even scarier
#2 - The question was too long but the punchline was good 11/19/2013 on Darth Vader Wins Big +4
#134 - My friend is nearly 18 and she still calls her mother "mo… 11/18/2013 on two Mommys 0
#1 - Today in Greek and Roman Civilization I learned that Philip II… 11/14/2013 on Abortions +2
#5 - It shouldn't be "menopause" it should be "menoe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Asians +3
#52 - lordlolland (11/14/2013) [-]
Menopause literally means the "end of monthly cycles" (the end of monthly periods or menstruation), from the Greek word pausis (cessation) and the root men- (month).
#3 - I bet it would if they showed the teacher the picture 11/13/2013 on I need a duckling +2
#5 - Y U NO WEAR UNDERWEAR? 11/13/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#32 - Or as I said, for storyline purposes. 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +1
#30 - I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#28 - Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#26 - I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some r…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#24 - Jokes fighting skills are entirely plot-dependent. Sometimes h…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +2
User avatar #25 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Do you think Joker just fights differently in certain situations, like "Oh some random dude? You're not worth the effort." and "Oh shit, batman! Gloves are off!"
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some random dude? Only Batman gets to hit me! I'm the Joker!" and would shoot him in the face
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.

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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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