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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#9 - We don't delete the history because we've watched porn, we del…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Uhh... +21
#12 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
I've seen quite some Japanese sh*t and I swear if my boyfriend manages to find something weirder than that, I'd gladly watch it with him.

What makes you think all females are super-easy to gross out/scare?
User avatar #32 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
If you two can watch this together and make it to the end, then I'm pretty sure that means neither of you can be grossed out by anything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=128arOREisM&bpctr=1384197742
It isn't going in the video player because if anything would get me permabanned, that would.
User avatar #83 - notsosure (11/11/2013) [-]
I have got to say that that was the most disturbing film I have ever seen in my life
User avatar #84 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I have yet to see anything more fucked up than that film, and I have seen enough hentai for that to mean something.
User avatar #38 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Oooh, a Serbian Film... my friend (also female, btw) told me all about it after watching it... I never bothered to search for it, but THANKS! I'll watch it~
User avatar #45 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
It's...an experience. I still can't believe that the whole thing can be found, uncensored, on a website where even vanilla porn is banned, though.
User avatar #48 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is indeed a bit strange. I mean, when they ban Rammstein's "Pussy"-video, this movie really shouldn't be on there. Oh well. Not like I have a problem with it..
User avatar #31 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Ever seen 2 girls, 1 finger?
User avatar #42 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Well I watched it right after reading your comment, so, yeah, why?
User avatar #44 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
That's pretty sickening.
User avatar #47 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Nahh. If it's without sounds, pretty much nothing can sicken me. ^^
User avatar #49 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
So certain sounds sicken you? I don't really find much that makes me feel ill either.
User avatar #51 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh, quite a lot of sounds actually. Like, hearing someone eat (as in, food, not a lady) makes me want to kill them, or at least give them a good concussion. Dunno why, it just almost makes me snap.. Female sexual sounds aren't pleasant either, while I'm totally fine with males. And the sound of vomiting, blah I hate it.
Otherwise I'm fine with most things, though it highly depends on my mood. Sometimes, every loud sound of something falling etc. almost makes me cry, and I've no idea why. :s
User avatar #56 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Strange, but ok.
User avatar #58 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
._. I know I'm weird.

Don't you have any weird things like that? Sounds, smells, anything?
User avatar #61 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm unaffected by most things. I guess you could say my love of the cold is odd, like whenever it snows, everyone else has got loads of coats, gloves and scarves on and I just wear shorts and t-shirts.
User avatar #64 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Huh, cold makes me depressed.
I recognise myself in your last words though as I, too, tend to wear waay too little clothes when it is snowing. (I live in a country where 30-40 cm of snow is considered normal though, so well.) More recently I seem to have developed some mild case of winter depression or some shit though, so I'm normally well dressed and hidden under every blanket I can find. ^^

I don't get what anybody would like so much about cold though..?
User avatar #65 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
I just find it relaxing to have chills running down my spine, the hairs on my arms stand on end and feel the wind blowing against my arms.
User avatar #67 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Huh, that's.. understandable in a way, even though that doesn't feel very nice to me. :s I just get extremely exhausted whenever it's cold, so it's hard to enjoy it.
User avatar #74 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
I guess it's just a matter of opinion.
User avatar #18 - YourLordAndMaster (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't think all females are like that, I just know what most guys are like.
#53 - Day of the Windy Sock Puppets 11/07/2013 on Disco Zombies 0
#5 - Holy **** he's perfect 11/07/2013 on I Say Yes +3
#26 - Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on He's always right +1
#28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.
#24 - Remember when Johnny Storm died? Did he even stay dead a year?…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on He's always right 0
#25 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
Not a big fan of F4.

though i'm pretty sure Batman died once (really died, funeral and everything) then ended up getting revived in the next fucking issue.

that was hilarious.
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent back in time. Spider-Man was weird for me. I didn't want Peter to die but I wanted him to stay dead ("dead") longer when he was, just to see what Otto would get up to.
#28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.
#20 - Jason was only dead for 17 years. Yeah that's a long time for …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2013 on He's always right 0
#23 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
hence "they used to say"

they can't say it anymore because they both came back, atleast for a little while.

Jason stayed back though.

but yeah, those two people stayed dead longer than any other comic book characters.
User avatar #24 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Remember when Johnny Storm died? Did he even stay dead a year? They should leave some characters rest for a few years and make their return special.
#25 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
Not a big fan of F4.

though i'm pretty sure Batman died once (really died, funeral and everything) then ended up getting revived in the next fucking issue.

that was hilarious.
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent back in time. Spider-Man was weird for me. I didn't want Peter to die but I wanted him to stay dead ("dead") longer when he was, just to see what Otto would get up to.
#28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.
#12 - Jason Todd didn't stay dead though. Uncle Ben has never really…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2013 on He's always right 0
#13 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
Jason stayed dead for decades.

hence his name being in that saying.
User avatar #20 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Jason was only dead for 17 years. Yeah that's a long time for comic book characters but you said "the only people in comics who stayed dead were Uncle ben and Jason todd" and Jason did not stay dead.
#23 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
hence "they used to say"

they can't say it anymore because they both came back, atleast for a little while.

Jason stayed back though.

but yeah, those two people stayed dead longer than any other comic book characters.
User avatar #24 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Remember when Johnny Storm died? Did he even stay dead a year? They should leave some characters rest for a few years and make their return special.
#25 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
Not a big fan of F4.

though i'm pretty sure Batman died once (really died, funeral and everything) then ended up getting revived in the next fucking issue.

that was hilarious.
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent back in time. Spider-Man was weird for me. I didn't want Peter to die but I wanted him to stay dead ("dead") longer when he was, just to see what Otto would get up to.
#28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.
#14 - brknsoul (11/06/2013) [-]
Jason was revived via the Lazauras Pit jus sayin
#18 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
yes, I know that, it doesn't change the fact that he was still dead for longer than 90% of the people in comics.
#106 - If I'm 100 people then I'm also the first guy so no matter how… 11/05/2013 on Yeah, Sounds About Right +2
#12 - They do if they can't find your house or you live in an apartment.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Yes This Is Dog +2
#13 - jertzula (11/05/2013) [-]
I live in an apartment, but I order pizza so much that they just know which apartment I'm in. It's pretty nice because the way our apartments are ordered makes no fucking sense
#19 - Are you saying that man had 4 arms before he died and his back… 11/05/2013 on Wings +2
#7 - Comment deleted 11/04/2013 on luke skywalker is best joker +9
#7 - I don't know anybody who would try to step on a tarantula. Tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on [Screaming Intensifies] +2
User avatar #15 - scoobi (11/04/2013) [-]
I just picture myself trying to step on it but it jumps on my shoe and crawls up my pant leg
#21 - dbBlues (11/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - tarnis (11/04/2013) [-]
i would find the largest tome of a book i could and use that.
#50 - hxcwaywardson (11/04/2013) [-]
I too would use a large piece of literature. thankfully advanced physics textbooks are heavy as fuck
#920 - Fable 2 and Modern Warfare 2. I don't think I'd enjoy this game 11/04/2013 on description 0
#18 - Just before 6:00  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on I miss him not being perfect. 0
#19 - butterisgood (11/04/2013) [-]
Nooow i remember! Thanks.

nice name, btw
#16 - The quarry in this one is when the Doctor and the Master telep…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on I miss him not being perfect. 0
#17 - butterisgood (11/04/2013) [-]
I just looked it up and its true, but i still can't remember any of it

what's with those two and quarries?
User avatar #18 - YourLordAndMaster (11/04/2013) [-]
#19 - butterisgood (11/04/2013) [-]
Nooow i remember! Thanks.

nice name, btw
#8 - My ex-girlfriends sister asked if the dinosaurs in Jurassic Pa… 10/31/2013 on Dinosaur Erotica: The Moive 0
#6 - I think you just the English language 10/31/2013 on Halloween is over, but... 0
#2 - Halloween isn't for 2 more days..  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Halloween is over, but... +5
User avatar #5 - fjaggot (10/30/2013) [-]
I think you just a word
User avatar #6 - YourLordAndMaster (10/31/2013) [-]
I think you just the English language
#7 - There are way too many cringy references in X and Y for my liking  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Reggie in Pokemon X 0
User avatar #9 - picklesexer (10/30/2013) [-]
It is not cringey. Considering Regi is the head of Nintendo for North America he probably demanded that line be in the English translation.
User avatar #8 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/30/2013) [-]
There's like 3, and this one is completely understandable considering it's been an on going joke by Nintendo for a long time now.
#30 - You shouldn't tell people about that in real life. Especially … 10/30/2013 on this is sick 0
#66 - It literally says "Donates billions to charities" …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Historic GGG +5
#70 - LordSweatpants (10/30/2013) [-]
I believe it's an old, old wooden ship from the sailing era?
#70 - Hello Kitty is my favourite superhero 10/29/2013 on Behind the shirt +2
#49 - So what stops people painting real guns in bright colours so n…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Reached a whole new low 0
User avatar #54 - eddymolly (10/24/2013) [-]
Because generally, people who have real guns don't do that over here. In the UK, pretty much the only guns available are rifles and shotguns, both of which you need a license to have, and part of that licence is basically checks to see if you're likely to do things like that (and basically the only people who are allowed guns anyhow are people who have legitimate reasons for it, i.e. pest control or hunting, thats about it, so most people won't have them anyhow). And you also get checked on mental health, get interviews etc, and the laws on gun control are quite strict (normally, the only reason you're allowed your gun out is taking it for repair or using it, and in both cases you're meant to have it in a case, the rest of the time it has to be locked up)

If you are going out in public with a gun, you probably won't be to worried about getting caught, normally the only time people in the UK are stopped for having a firearm in public they've killed someone with it.
#3 - It kinda sounds like he's doing a Mark Hamill impression. Whic… 10/23/2013 on Worth the watch. 0
#117 - Ah right, you defended Hitmonlee and Machop so I thought you w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Such Creativity 0
User avatar #367 - zenkon (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't defend them but at least they look more natural. And well I always think that ghost type are dead pokemons, Yamask it could be another one that it's a bit weird, but for what I seeing, people love this kind of pokemon. And we have the stupidity of people complaining about bad design but at the same time they love them.....
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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