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YourLordAndMaster

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#3 - I bet it would if they showed the teacher the picture 11/13/2013 on I need a duckling +2
#5 - Y U NO WEAR UNDERWEAR? 11/13/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#32 - Or as I said, for storyline purposes. 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +1
#30 - I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#28 - Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#26 - I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some r…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#24 - Jokes fighting skills are entirely plot-dependent. Sometimes h…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +2
User avatar #25 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Do you think Joker just fights differently in certain situations, like "Oh some random dude? You're not worth the effort." and "Oh shit, batman! Gloves are off!"
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some random dude? Only Batman gets to hit me! I'm the Joker!" and would shoot him in the face
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#61 - Wait but your sentence makes sense. Maybe 'hate' is kinda stro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on And I never regretted it 0
User avatar #141 - ssurtrebor (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't really care about "going green" or any of that, but I'm not particularly scornful toward it.
#171 - Back the **** up. New 52 Wonder Woman is ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#164 - Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#162 - Never try any new Deadpool comics, they're just awful. Except…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #163 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
I will have to check it out. But in all seriousness, why must they ruin such good comics.
User avatar #164 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It's all about sales.
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#160 - You think the video game ruined Deadpool? Seriously? I haven't…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #161 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Honestly I haven't read a Deadpool comic post-2006. Kinda lost interest. Same goes for Lobo after they fired the original writer.
User avatar #162 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Never try any new Deadpool comics, they're just awful. Except when he was in X-Force, he was awesome in that.
User avatar #163 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
I will have to check it out. But in all seriousness, why must they ruin such good comics.
User avatar #164 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It's all about sales.
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#3 - Pajamas and sweatpants aren't the same thing. Only scumbags an…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2013 on cats +2
User avatar #14 - tomahawkit (11/13/2013) [-]
but I wear pajamas in public sometimes and nobody I know considers me a scumbag
#19 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe the people you know are scumbags?
User avatar #20 - tomahawkit (11/13/2013) [-]
my life now suddenly makes sense to me now
#48 - I don't know if you're kidding. If you aren't, "Xbone&quo… 11/12/2013 on TIpunchlineTLE 0
#5 - That's virginity not being single 11/12/2013 on Undefeated champ 0
#32 - It's supposed to be raising your voice half way through a word…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Mam your laptop has niggers +10
User avatar #66 - anonymouzx (11/12/2013) [-]
Thank you Lord.
#69 - I know the guy in the 4th panel of the cookies and milk one..i… 11/11/2013 on Cringe Compilation 8 0
#84 - If you were lactose intolerant you wouldn't have the milk in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on milk 0
#91 - taurusguy (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes, you would, eating cereal without milk is worse than sacrificing your soul to someone other than Lucifer.
#18 - I don't think all females are like that, I just know what most… 11/11/2013 on Uhh... +5
#5 - But Robert loves being Iron Man 11/11/2013 on imma beat that pussy up +5
#9 - We don't delete the history because we've watched porn, we del…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Uhh... +21
#12 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
I've seen quite some Japanese sh*t and I swear if my boyfriend manages to find something weirder than that, I'd gladly watch it with him.

What makes you think all females are super-easy to gross out/scare?
User avatar #32 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
If you two can watch this together and make it to the end, then I'm pretty sure that means neither of you can be grossed out by anything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=128arOREisM&bpctr=1384197742
It isn't going in the video player because if anything would get me permabanned, that would.
User avatar #83 - notsosure (11/11/2013) [-]
I have got to say that that was the most disturbing film I have ever seen in my life
User avatar #84 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I have yet to see anything more fucked up than that film, and I have seen enough hentai for that to mean something.
User avatar #38 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Oooh, a Serbian Film... my friend (also female, btw) told me all about it after watching it... I never bothered to search for it, but THANKS! I'll watch it~
User avatar #45 - johnnygoldmane (11/11/2013) [-]
It's...an experience. I still can't believe that the whole thing can be found, uncensored, on a website where even vanilla porn is banned, though.
User avatar #48 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is indeed a bit strange. I mean, when they ban Rammstein's "Pussy"-video, this movie really shouldn't be on there. Oh well. Not like I have a problem with it..
User avatar #31 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Ever seen 2 girls, 1 finger?
User avatar #42 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Well I watched it right after reading your comment, so, yeah, why?
User avatar #44 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
That's pretty sickening.
User avatar #47 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Nahh. If it's without sounds, pretty much nothing can sicken me. ^^
User avatar #49 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
So certain sounds sicken you? I don't really find much that makes me feel ill either.
User avatar #51 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh, quite a lot of sounds actually. Like, hearing someone eat (as in, food, not a lady) makes me want to kill them, or at least give them a good concussion. Dunno why, it just almost makes me snap.. Female sexual sounds aren't pleasant either, while I'm totally fine with males. And the sound of vomiting, blah I hate it.
Otherwise I'm fine with most things, though it highly depends on my mood. Sometimes, every loud sound of something falling etc. almost makes me cry, and I've no idea why. :s
User avatar #56 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Strange, but ok.
User avatar #58 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
._. I know I'm weird.

Don't you have any weird things like that? Sounds, smells, anything?
User avatar #61 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm unaffected by most things. I guess you could say my love of the cold is odd, like whenever it snows, everyone else has got loads of coats, gloves and scarves on and I just wear shorts and t-shirts.
User avatar #64 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Huh, cold makes me depressed.
I recognise myself in your last words though as I, too, tend to wear waay too little clothes when it is snowing. (I live in a country where 30-40 cm of snow is considered normal though, so well.) More recently I seem to have developed some mild case of winter depression or some shit though, so I'm normally well dressed and hidden under every blanket I can find. ^^

I don't get what anybody would like so much about cold though..?
User avatar #65 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
I just find it relaxing to have chills running down my spine, the hairs on my arms stand on end and feel the wind blowing against my arms.
User avatar #67 - katha (11/11/2013) [-]
Huh, that's.. understandable in a way, even though that doesn't feel very nice to me. :s I just get extremely exhausted whenever it's cold, so it's hard to enjoy it.
User avatar #74 - explore (11/11/2013) [-]
I guess it's just a matter of opinion.
User avatar #18 - YourLordAndMaster (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't think all females are like that, I just know what most guys are like.
#53 - Day of the Windy Sock Puppets 11/07/2013 on Disco Zombies 0
#5 - Holy **** he's perfect 11/07/2013 on I Say Yes +3
#26 - Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on He's always right +1
User avatar #28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.
#24 - Remember when Johnny Storm died? Did he even stay dead a year?…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on He's always right 0
User avatar #25 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
Not a big fan of F4.

though i'm pretty sure Batman died once (really died, funeral and everything) then ended up getting revived in the next fucking issue.

that was hilarious.
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/06/2013) [-]
Haha that time Darkseid killed him? Turned out he was sent back in time. Spider-Man was weird for me. I didn't want Peter to die but I wanted him to stay dead ("dead") longer when he was, just to see what Otto would get up to.
User avatar #28 - iamnuff (11/06/2013) [-]
no no, he got stabbed or something.


they even had the body.

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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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DERD ERND
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