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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#12 - I'm Irish I don't know what that is  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Firey fire 0
User avatar #13 - FrenzyMan (11/20/2013) [-]
basically a joke news outlet.
#6 - Just because fire-bacteria and fire-insects MAY exist doesn't …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Firey fire -1
User avatar #11 - lamarsmithgot (11/20/2013) [-]
this is an article from the onion, you silly goose.
User avatar #12 - YourLordAndMaster (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm Irish I don't know what that is
User avatar #13 - FrenzyMan (11/20/2013) [-]
basically a joke news outlet.
#10 - Yeah, he's definitely going to be contributing to the gene pool.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on euphoric, unique, fedora +17
User avatar #11 - tomowrath (11/20/2013) [-]
definately
#419 - It says "Banana peel for scale" so they probably put…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Creepy... 0
User avatar #440 - chiddysal (11/20/2013) [-]
missed that part but damn that makes it even scarier
#2 - The question was too long but the punchline was good 11/19/2013 on Darth Vader Wins Big +4
#134 - My friend is nearly 18 and she still calls her mother "mo… 11/18/2013 on two Mommys 0
#1 - Today in Greek and Roman Civilization I learned that Philip II… 11/14/2013 on Abortions +2
#5 - It shouldn't be "menopause" it should be "menoe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Asians +3
#52 - lordlolland (11/14/2013) [-]
Menopause literally means the "end of monthly cycles" (the end of monthly periods or menstruation), from the Greek word pausis (cessation) and the root men- (month).
#3 - I bet it would if they showed the teacher the picture 11/13/2013 on I need a duckling +2
#5 - Y U NO WEAR UNDERWEAR? 11/13/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#32 - Or as I said, for storyline purposes. 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +1
#30 - I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#28 - Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#26 - I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some r…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy 0
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#24 - Jokes fighting skills are entirely plot-dependent. Sometimes h…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Shaggy +2
User avatar #25 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Do you think Joker just fights differently in certain situations, like "Oh some random dude? You're not worth the effort." and "Oh shit, batman! Gloves are off!"
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure. I think Joker would be more like "Oh some random dude? Only Batman gets to hit me! I'm the Joker!" and would shoot him in the face
User avatar #27 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
I've seen him take down two dudes while sitting in a chair in Arkham Origins, I think it may be based on the rating of whatever he's in. Like in a kids show, he can fight batman head on. But in a movie like the Red Hood, Tim Drake could have just killed him if he wanted.
User avatar #28 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe that's true for movies and cartoons but even in comics, different writers write him able to do whatever they want. In a comic in 2009 he might knock Batman out (maybe an exaggeration) and in 2012 he might go down in one punch. Depends on how they want the storyline to go.
User avatar #29 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
You know what was really confusing? Injustice, batman beats his ass in the beginning, only for them to fight again with the joker winning. That was just plain inconsistency.
User avatar #33 - rprzombie (11/13/2013) [-]
batman had spent all day kicking ass before that fight occurred. He was tired and possibly mildly injured by the time joker came back to fight him again.
User avatar #30 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
I only read a few issues of Injustice and never played the game but that doesn't sound that bad unless one totally destroyed the other in one of the fights. Just because you beat someone once doesn't mean you always will.
User avatar #31 - BrownBearninetysix (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure but there wasn't anything different about their environment or condition. I don't know, maybe their abilities are just so close in level it can tip either way.
User avatar #32 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Or as I said, for storyline purposes.
#61 - Wait but your sentence makes sense. Maybe 'hate' is kinda stro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on And I never regretted it 0
User avatar #141 - ssurtrebor (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't really care about "going green" or any of that, but I'm not particularly scornful toward it.
#171 - Back the **** up. New 52 Wonder Woman is *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#164 - Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#162 - Never try any new Deadpool comics, they're just awful. Except…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #163 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
I will have to check it out. But in all seriousness, why must they ruin such good comics.
User avatar #164 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It's all about sales.
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#160 - You think the video game ruined Deadpool? Seriously? I haven't…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
User avatar #161 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Honestly I haven't read a Deadpool comic post-2006. Kinda lost interest. Same goes for Lobo after they fired the original writer.
User avatar #162 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Never try any new Deadpool comics, they're just awful. Except when he was in X-Force, he was awesome in that.
User avatar #163 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
I will have to check it out. But in all seriousness, why must they ruin such good comics.
User avatar #164 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Marvel believes angry fans are better than apathetic fans. It's all about sales.
User avatar #168 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
First it was Video Game companies ruining my favorite video games. Now it's comics. New 52? Seriously/ You take Lobo, Batman, Thor and Wonder Woman and somehow make the shittiest comics out of some of the best characters.
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (11/13/2013) [-]
Back the fuck up. New 52 Wonder Woman is fucking awesome. Or was at the start. I haven't read it in a few months. Thor isn't part of the New 52.
User avatar #172 - nim (11/13/2013) [-]
Wan't a fan. and shit i thought he was. Bastard lied to me.
#3 - Pajamas and sweatpants aren't the same thing. Only scumbags an…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2013 on cats +2
User avatar #14 - tomahawkit (11/13/2013) [-]
but I wear pajamas in public sometimes and nobody I know considers me a scumbag
#19 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe the people you know are scumbags?
User avatar #20 - tomahawkit (11/13/2013) [-]
my life now suddenly makes sense to me now
#48 - I don't know if you're kidding. If you aren't, "Xbone&quo… 11/12/2013 on TIpunchlineTLE 0
#5 - That's virginity not being single 11/12/2013 on Undefeated champ 0
#32 - It's supposed to be raising your voice half way through a word…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Mam your laptop has niggers +10
User avatar #66 - anonymouzx (11/12/2013) [-]
Thank you Lord.
#69 - I know the guy in the 4th panel of the cookies and milk one..i… 11/11/2013 on Cringe Compilation 8 0
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
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DERD ERND
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