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YourLordAndMaster

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#1 - What in the **** are you on? The Punisher isn't neutral…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Superpowered Alignment Chart 0
User avatar #3 - mememeister (03/23/2011) [-]
Neutral Lawful means he follows a personal law that may resemble the standard civic law it means he follows a code and judges who he fights based on it sounded like The Punisher to me.
User avatar #2 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course, the rest you were dead on about.
User avatar #4 - mememeister (03/23/2011) [-]
Thanks
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2011 on SpiderMan comp part 2 +8
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#3 - 14th line from the bottom, "doors" YOU ARE A LIAR!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on Worth the read +2
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#150 - Well, you're going to win anyway, so.. 03/23/2011 on Dont you? 0
#148 - Don't waste the reference, if it's true he won't understand it.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Dont you? +3
User avatar #300 - egilhedlund (03/24/2011) [-]
wait, was that a reference to something? If so.. it was unintentional...
User avatar #303 - YourLordAndMaster (03/24/2011) [-]
Sort of like Yoda?
User avatar #305 - egilhedlund (03/24/2011) [-]
oh ok. I did do it in yoda's way, I was just a little confused by the Hulk... and thought you were talking about something else
User avatar #306 - YourLordAndMaster (03/24/2011) [-]
No..but sad Hulk is sad.
#145 - Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Dont you? +9
User avatar #147 - usernameavailable (03/23/2011) [-]
NEVER!!!! I SHALL NOT ALLOW IT!!
User avatar #150 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Well, you're going to win anyway, so..
#68 - And then another one a few years later, yeah, but people just …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S 0
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
they're just using what they have.
#66 - Heh. I know what Smallville is, but I wasn't sure if you meant…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S 0
User avatar #67 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
soemthign to do with the properties of the ship meant that chunks of the planet with dragged along for the riad,e as such there was a meteor shower when he landed.
User avatar #68 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
And then another one a few years later, yeah, but people just happen to be using it as Clark shows up? It's Smallvilles "Oh no! I'm out of web fluid!"
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
they're just using what they have.
#21 - I have one just like that twat on the right, except the stripe… 03/23/2011 on Fedoras 0
#15 - Comment deleted 03/23/2011 on While I was gone 0
#64 - Smallville, like, the show? As if Batman wouldn't know.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S 0
User avatar #65 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
Smallville as in the place in Kansas about three miles from metropolis, near grandville and Gothom city. Where a child from the stars with amazing strength landed in a space pod, escaping an exploding planet- forsaw by his father. His name was Kakarot...i mean Kal-El- Clark Kent.
User avatar #66 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Heh. I know what Smallville is, but I wasn't sure if you meant the show because every second episode some random dude is using Kryptonite, but where the fuck are they getting it? Radiated chunks of an exploded planet cannot be that common.
User avatar #67 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
soemthign to do with the properties of the ship meant that chunks of the planet with dragged along for the riad,e as such there was a meteor shower when he landed.
User avatar #68 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
And then another one a few years later, yeah, but people just happen to be using it as Clark shows up? It's Smallvilles "Oh no! I'm out of web fluid!"
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
they're just using what they have.
#62 - I'll give you Catwoman beating Supergirl, to be honest, but if… 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S 0
#61 - Unless she managed to steal one of two in existence: Batmans o…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S 0
User avatar #63 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
it's everywhere in Smallville. And she can get into batman's bed i'm sure she can get into his belt.
User avatar #64 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Smallville, like, the show? As if Batman wouldn't know.
User avatar #65 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
Smallville as in the place in Kansas about three miles from metropolis, near grandville and Gothom city. Where a child from the stars with amazing strength landed in a space pod, escaping an exploding planet- forsaw by his father. His name was Kakarot...i mean Kal-El- Clark Kent.
User avatar #66 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Heh. I know what Smallville is, but I wasn't sure if you meant the show because every second episode some random dude is using Kryptonite, but where the fuck are they getting it? Radiated chunks of an exploded planet cannot be that common.
User avatar #67 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
soemthign to do with the properties of the ship meant that chunks of the planet with dragged along for the riad,e as such there was a meteor shower when he landed.
User avatar #68 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
And then another one a few years later, yeah, but people just happen to be using it as Clark shows up? It's Smallvilles "Oh no! I'm out of web fluid!"
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
they're just using what they have.
#40 - Catwoman wouldn't beat Supergirl, and Batman wouldn't beat Superman.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/23/2011 on F.R.I.E.N.D.S -1
User avatar #42 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
He totally would- Batman always beats superman. And if Catwoman can give batman a run for his money you bet she can for a bimbo who doesn't know how to use her underdeveloped powers. Selina would have her crying all the way back to Kandor
User avatar #62 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
I'll give you Catwoman beating Supergirl, to be honest, but if Superman had a legit reason to take down Bats, Supes would take the win.
User avatar #44 - darthacerbus (03/23/2011) [-]
Catwoman doesn't have a kryptonite ring.
User avatar #54 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
how do you know? she steals all sorts of crap.
User avatar #61 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Unless she managed to steal one of two in existence: Batmans or Lex Luthors. Kryptonite is rare as fuck, who the fuck knows where Lex keeps getting it, but it isn't exactly easy to find.
User avatar #63 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
it's everywhere in Smallville. And she can get into batman's bed i'm sure she can get into his belt.
User avatar #64 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Smallville, like, the show? As if Batman wouldn't know.
User avatar #65 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
Smallville as in the place in Kansas about three miles from metropolis, near grandville and Gothom city. Where a child from the stars with amazing strength landed in a space pod, escaping an exploding planet- forsaw by his father. His name was Kakarot...i mean Kal-El- Clark Kent.
User avatar #66 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
Heh. I know what Smallville is, but I wasn't sure if you meant the show because every second episode some random dude is using Kryptonite, but where the fuck are they getting it? Radiated chunks of an exploded planet cannot be that common.
User avatar #67 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
soemthign to do with the properties of the ship meant that chunks of the planet with dragged along for the riad,e as such there was a meteor shower when he landed.
User avatar #68 - YourLordAndMaster (03/23/2011) [-]
And then another one a few years later, yeah, but people just happen to be using it as Clark shows up? It's Smallvilles "Oh no! I'm out of web fluid!"
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (03/23/2011) [-]
they're just using what they have.
#2 - Picture 03/21/2011 on new marvel +1
#6 - Nobody said it was Ash. The title says it's Oak, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2011 on professor oak +1
User avatar #7 - seventeenmcdoubles (03/21/2011) [-]
Oh, I didn't even look at the title
My bad
#82 - Not really, her hair has been growing all her life, her pubes … 03/20/2011 on Well done +3
#3 - That isn't Oak.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2011 on professor oak +3
User avatar #5 - seventeenmcdoubles (03/21/2011) [-]
That isn't Ash
User avatar #6 - YourLordAndMaster (03/21/2011) [-]
Nobody said it was Ash. The title says it's Oak, though.
User avatar #7 - seventeenmcdoubles (03/21/2011) [-]
Oh, I didn't even look at the title
My bad
#1 - LOVE the USB stick, Spidey.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2011 on Naked Belgians +2
#2 - Ken M (03/19/2011) [-]
Great, isn't it? I love the noises he makes. Yoink! and Snatch! Two of my favorites.
P.S. Love the name. Thumbs for you sir. :)
#1 - Aw **** , Batman actually has a T-Rex statue in the batcave! 03/18/2011 on Dino Batman +1
#4 - It's not like its those guys who think she's cool. 03/18/2011 on Rebecca Black 0
#529 - Only sometimes. Apparently, right now is not one of those times.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2011 on The Bible +3
User avatar #541 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
:/

Well anyways you still seem like a cool person :D
#495 - I noticed your name and thought "lol" but then I saw…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2011 on The Bible +3
User avatar #505 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
You don't like furries?
User avatar #529 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
Only sometimes. Apparently, right now is not one of those times.
User avatar #541 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
:/

Well anyways you still seem like a cool person :D
#481 - I know, but try to tell a Christian that during an argument. H…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2011 on The Bible +3
User avatar #485 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
I do tell them that. And they look at me with one of those faces that says "well fuck, that debunks my whole argument..."
#495 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
I noticed your name and thought "lol" but then I saw your picture..and now I'm conflicted as to whether I should give you a high five or not...so this will have to do.
User avatar #505 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
You don't like furries?
User avatar #529 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
Only sometimes. Apparently, right now is not one of those times.
User avatar #541 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
:/

Well anyways you still seem like a cool person :D
#450 - I like how Christians say the big bang theory is retarded, bec…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2011 on The Bible +4
User avatar #507 - Cambro (03/17/2011) [-]
EDUCATION TIME! You're stereotyping a bit, most Christians DO believe in a Big Bang, called the SURGE theory. The creation story says "And God said let there be (blank) and (blank) was." Sounds like a BANG to me. Nothing had to make God, thats why he has the power to create. Only an INFINITE being could create something as immensily powerful and filled with energy as the universe.
Secondly, Christians don't imagine God as a bearded guy in the sky. Artists expressed him this way during the Middle Ages- Renessiance. It was a tie-in to Greek gods to be artfully supported and was just an art technique like perspective/depth perception was in the same period
User avatar #571 - Cambro (03/17/2011) [-]
wow, jw, why did I get thumbed down for actually stating facts that are not disputed at all? Those (except for the middle section) are not even debated facts. They were the keys to the works of Michelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci
User avatar #471 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
But there wasn't nothing... The universe is expanding, but it is slowing down. Eventually it will begin compressing and will get packed in so tight that it just explodes again. It's a cycle. It's not nothing exploding it's the universe exploding...
User avatar #481 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
I know, but try to tell a Christian that during an argument. Have you ever had a religious argument? That is what they actually say because they know so little about the big bang theory.
User avatar #485 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
I do tell them that. And they look at me with one of those faces that says "well fuck, that debunks my whole argument..."
#495 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
I noticed your name and thought "lol" but then I saw your picture..and now I'm conflicted as to whether I should give you a high five or not...so this will have to do.
User avatar #505 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
You don't like furries?
User avatar #529 - YourLordAndMaster (03/17/2011) [-]
Only sometimes. Apparently, right now is not one of those times.
User avatar #541 - satanisthesavior (03/17/2011) [-]
:/

Well anyways you still seem like a cool person :D

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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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DERD ERND
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