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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#4 - Picture 05/14/2011 on Little Big Planet +5
#9 - I have both PS3 and xbox 360. I like my PS3 more and last wee… 05/14/2011 on Kratos 1st day -2
#22 - Don't get all your knowledge from Thor comics and Marvel movie…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2011 on Jesus vs Odin -3
#125 - anonymous (05/14/2011) [-]
That Pic is From Age of Mythology, it is for THOR
#93 - lolslowbro (05/14/2011) [-]
i got my knowledge from gargoyles
User avatar #37 - techketzer (05/14/2011) [-]
Do not dare telling Oden how to look.
#21 - Battling and feasting along side his friends for eternity in V… 05/14/2011 on Jesus vs Odin +3
#198 - That's because lots of guys relate to bachelor frog. Bachelore… 05/14/2011 on Bachlorette frog 3 +6
#65 - They said I could be anything. So I became a blimp. 05/13/2011 on Women. +15
#4 - I was? Well thanks for the up. Have one yourself. 05/13/2011 on Premature Ejaculation +17
#2 - That was literally the punchline. 05/13/2011 on Premature Ejaculation +36
#179 - Fine. Let me rephrase it for him. "Always use the drive-t… 05/13/2011 on Protips Final (maybe) -3
#65 - It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama 0
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#63 - Kratos does what he likes. Odin does what he likes. Who gives …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama 0
User avatar #64 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
oh shit.... you didnt do the story yet? sorry bud
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano, right after he touched my private parts. Life support system that is.
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#61 - They can.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama 0
User avatar #62 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
but at what cost!? they turned sub zero jr into a cyborg!! oh, and Raiden kills lu kang
#63 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
Kratos does what he likes. Odin does what he likes. Who gives a fuck as long as they get what they want. Thanks for the spoiler, by the way.
User avatar #64 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
oh shit.... you didnt do the story yet? sorry bud
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano, right after he touched my private parts. Life support system that is.
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#56 - To be fair, back then he was just blue Scorpion in terms of ap…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama 0
User avatar #57 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
thats because Raiden went and fucked up the time flow in the new one. silly gods, think they can do what ever they want
User avatar #61 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
They can.
User avatar #62 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
but at what cost!? they turned sub zero jr into a cyborg!! oh, and Raiden kills lu kang
#63 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
Kratos does what he likes. Odin does what he likes. Who gives a fuck as long as they get what they want. Thanks for the spoiler, by the way.
User avatar #64 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
oh shit.... you didnt do the story yet? sorry bud
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano, right after he touched my private parts. Life support system that is.
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#42 - And the older into this! They have so much in common. Stupid S…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama +1
User avatar #54 - alekksandar (05/12/2011) [-]
sub zero will always be the fucking best character in mortal kombat. actually, only mk's i played are 1-4 but his appearance was the best in the first mk. he actually looked like a ninja.
User avatar #56 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
To be fair, back then he was just blue Scorpion in terms of appearance. He's usually my favourite too, especially when he's old with the icy forearms and hands, but in the new MK he isn't really that good. Could just be me, though.
User avatar #57 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
thats because Raiden went and fucked up the time flow in the new one. silly gods, think they can do what ever they want
User avatar #61 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
They can.
User avatar #62 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
but at what cost!? they turned sub zero jr into a cyborg!! oh, and Raiden kills lu kang
#63 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
Kratos does what he likes. Odin does what he likes. Who gives a fuck as long as they get what they want. Thanks for the spoiler, by the way.
User avatar #64 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
oh shit.... you didnt do the story yet? sorry bud
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano, right after he touched my private parts. Life support system that is.
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#14 - Depends which Sub-Zero you mean.  [+] (22 new replies) 05/12/2011 on Baraka Obama +1
#21 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
he doesnt have the scar on his eye, so it's not the younger brother.
the younger brother gets turned to this
User avatar #52 - nukinzerambo (05/12/2011) [-]
even then, the younger brother would normally have the scar due too the MK universe we grew up in..
but the alternate doesn;t even exsist..he is just a robot.. scarred all over like cyrax and sektor... I god damnit i was so sad when they turned him into one
#43 - alekksandar (05/12/2011) [-]
< sub zero's reaction to him not being mechanised
i made gif :D
#42 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
And the older into this! They have so much in common. Stupid Sub-Zeros keep changing. Sub-Zero is my favourite character. okay.jpg
User avatar #54 - alekksandar (05/12/2011) [-]
sub zero will always be the fucking best character in mortal kombat. actually, only mk's i played are 1-4 but his appearance was the best in the first mk. he actually looked like a ninja.
User avatar #56 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
To be fair, back then he was just blue Scorpion in terms of appearance. He's usually my favourite too, especially when he's old with the icy forearms and hands, but in the new MK he isn't really that good. Could just be me, though.
User avatar #57 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
thats because Raiden went and fucked up the time flow in the new one. silly gods, think they can do what ever they want
User avatar #61 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
They can.
User avatar #62 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
but at what cost!? they turned sub zero jr into a cyborg!! oh, and Raiden kills lu kang
#63 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
Kratos does what he likes. Odin does what he likes. Who gives a fuck as long as they get what they want. Thanks for the spoiler, by the way.
User avatar #64 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
oh shit.... you didnt do the story yet? sorry bud
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (05/12/2011) [-]
It's cool. As we speak, I have the game paused. Kabal vs Kano, right after he touched my private parts. Life support system that is.
User avatar #66 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
lmao, ok. yeah your almost there.
#24 - smasselski (05/12/2011) [-]
cannot be unseen


+cyber sub-zero scares the living shit our of me
#26 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
this scares me, but i'd still hit it.
User avatar #39 - nukinzerambo (05/12/2011) [-]
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This made me want Mk women
User avatar #69 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
id fuck Mileena so hard
User avatar #58 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
back when i had the game cube and played deadly alliance, i would stare at that pic for about 30 minutes.
User avatar #59 - nukinzerambo (05/12/2011) [-]
Really? it was deception my dear friend btw because Melina didnt make a 3D apperance until deceptio... not counting N64's MK4(hidden characters and such)
User avatar #60 - tikledpikle (05/12/2011) [-]
i could have sworn it wsa deadly alliance. i know i had both when they came out. huh, guess my memory is more fucked up then i thought.
User avatar #67 - nukinzerambo (05/12/2011) [-]
I can remember because i pushed her off the destrctable enviroments
#29 - smasselski (05/12/2011) [-]
agreed
#170 - I know, but the comment about the gun obviously meant if the g… 05/11/2011 on Walkin' home drunk 0
#121 - ...You do realize the guy in the comic is not ACTUALLY Wolveri…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2011 on Walkin' home drunk +20
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#170 - YourLordAndMaster (05/11/2011) [-]
I know, but the comment about the gun obviously meant if the guy, being a regular Joe and not Wolverine, ran into a guy with a gun he'd get killed, and that guy replied about Wolverine being able to heal. So..yeah. Seriously though, I can't believe that comment got 20 thumbs.

Here, have some sort-of Wolverine family incest.
#61 - Same with Assassins Creed, apparently. 05/08/2011 on ADULT GAMES version 0
#2 - Thor was awesome. 05/08/2011 on THOR +1
#4 - Because then they aren't STICK figures. 05/08/2011 on part one of randoms ! 0
#521 - Comment deleted 05/08/2011 on Ask A Black Guy. +3
#2 - (Lets try that again, but this time actually post the picture.… 05/08/2011 on Troll Dad 0
#1 - Comment deleted 05/08/2011 on Troll Dad 0
#247 - Yeah, it's the hair, I guess. 05/07/2011 on AM I The Only One 3 0
#7 - This had me in ******* stitches. I was laughing s… 05/06/2011 on iPhone fails +4
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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dummut i cant dubs
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