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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#41 - It's Hayden, what's yours? (They usually say "Aidan?")  [+] (15 new replies) 01/04/2014 on feel trip 0
User avatar #42 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
I sort of know that name feel
Yeah, I'm Zeb, what's up man, what brings you here?
(They usually say "Seb?")
User avatar #43 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where our pretend conversation is supposed to be taking place but if you mean Funnyjunk, I'm not really sure anymore. Habit I guess.
User avatar #44 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Right, I had it in my mind that we were at a party or some shit.
Yeah man, my friend anon brought me here, we're pretty close
#134 - munchlord (01/04/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk. The Virtual party that's always going, where noone is invited and the host is faggot.
User avatar #46 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
(So did I but I've never been asked what at a party, usually the answer is "drinking" so I wasn't sure. Must be an Irish thing. Anyway, we'll continue with the party scenario)

I don't even know <host> I'm here with the lads
User avatar #47 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Who's your friends, might I ask
User avatar #48 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Billy, Ryan, Luke and Ciara. You probably know most of them
User avatar #51 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know Luke real well, he's pretty chill. We used to play tennis together back in the day
User avatar #54 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, I heard he's really good but I've never actually seen him play, I'm not big into sports.
User avatar #55 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't like sports all too much, but tennis is quite fun because it's not too intense. I dunno, you wanna try it out?
User avatar #58 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'd give it a go if I don't have to become a member of a club first, I'd rather wait until I know I actually enjoy it, y'know?
#60 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, no man, we can just head out one day and just go toss back and forth. Let's bring Luke, he can show you how to play.

So i think that's enough to make a point, pretend you were me in this convo. You just possibly made a new friend with only a few minutes of small talk. I've noticed that people respond well when you don't act like a tard. Keep in mind that you shouldn't fake being super cool guy; that will turn away pretty much everyone. Find that middle balance of being a even headed reasonable guy, and people will have the patience to talk to you.

So just start some small talk until the conversation becomes natural, and it will really help you out. Those new friends can get you some more friends, might meet some girls this way too man. You just gotta get out there and not be afraid. If you say something dumb, laugh it off. Nobody's out there to be like "LOL what a retard he can't into social" when you say something awkward, so there's no reason not to be confident.

Don't forget to integrate some humor you've learned from FJ too. People love casual and lighthearted jokers. I make awful carlos-grade puns all the time, they're good for a cheap laugh. But I'd probably stay away from the nigger and 9/11 jokes. Nazi jokes are borderline.

You can do it man.

Oh and to help put this all in context, I'm an 18yo white male, american, gamer, you know, the usual.
User avatar #62 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I appreciate the help there. I actually have a good few friends and go out a lot, it's just meeting new people is hard because I'm pretty shy.
User avatar #63 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yup, it's just all about not being too hard on yourself. If you really don't think you can do it, get your friend to come with you to start a three-way convo and you'll start getting used to talking to people about anything.
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'll try that next time, thanks for the tips man
#34 - It's hard, man. Like, what do you say to people? I have no idea.  [+] (18 new replies) 01/04/2014 on feel trip 0
User avatar #70 - taokami (01/04/2014) [-]
You can still be social while still being an introvert though.
User avatar #38 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Pretend conversation go

Hey man, what's your name?
User avatar #41 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
It's Hayden, what's yours? (They usually say "Aidan?")
User avatar #42 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
I sort of know that name feel
Yeah, I'm Zeb, what's up man, what brings you here?
(They usually say "Seb?")
User avatar #43 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where our pretend conversation is supposed to be taking place but if you mean Funnyjunk, I'm not really sure anymore. Habit I guess.
User avatar #44 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Right, I had it in my mind that we were at a party or some shit.
Yeah man, my friend anon brought me here, we're pretty close
#134 - munchlord (01/04/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk. The Virtual party that's always going, where noone is invited and the host is faggot.
User avatar #46 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
(So did I but I've never been asked what at a party, usually the answer is "drinking" so I wasn't sure. Must be an Irish thing. Anyway, we'll continue with the party scenario)

I don't even know <host> I'm here with the lads
User avatar #47 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Who's your friends, might I ask
User avatar #48 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Billy, Ryan, Luke and Ciara. You probably know most of them
User avatar #51 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know Luke real well, he's pretty chill. We used to play tennis together back in the day
User avatar #54 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, I heard he's really good but I've never actually seen him play, I'm not big into sports.
User avatar #55 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't like sports all too much, but tennis is quite fun because it's not too intense. I dunno, you wanna try it out?
User avatar #58 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'd give it a go if I don't have to become a member of a club first, I'd rather wait until I know I actually enjoy it, y'know?
#60 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, no man, we can just head out one day and just go toss back and forth. Let's bring Luke, he can show you how to play.

So i think that's enough to make a point, pretend you were me in this convo. You just possibly made a new friend with only a few minutes of small talk. I've noticed that people respond well when you don't act like a tard. Keep in mind that you shouldn't fake being super cool guy; that will turn away pretty much everyone. Find that middle balance of being a even headed reasonable guy, and people will have the patience to talk to you.

So just start some small talk until the conversation becomes natural, and it will really help you out. Those new friends can get you some more friends, might meet some girls this way too man. You just gotta get out there and not be afraid. If you say something dumb, laugh it off. Nobody's out there to be like "LOL what a retard he can't into social" when you say something awkward, so there's no reason not to be confident.

Don't forget to integrate some humor you've learned from FJ too. People love casual and lighthearted jokers. I make awful carlos-grade puns all the time, they're good for a cheap laugh. But I'd probably stay away from the nigger and 9/11 jokes. Nazi jokes are borderline.

You can do it man.

Oh and to help put this all in context, I'm an 18yo white male, american, gamer, you know, the usual.
User avatar #62 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I appreciate the help there. I actually have a good few friends and go out a lot, it's just meeting new people is hard because I'm pretty shy.
User avatar #63 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
Yup, it's just all about not being too hard on yourself. If you really don't think you can do it, get your friend to come with you to start a three-way convo and you'll start getting used to talking to people about anything.
User avatar #65 - YourLordAndMaster (01/04/2014) [-]
I'll try that next time, thanks for the tips man
#29 - I don't think Anti-Life is a holiday  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Happy Holidays! 0
User avatar #31 - Viceroy (12/16/2013) [-]
Don't try telling that to Darkseid.
#30 - What about the bitches who marry the men before he joined the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Respect is earned +4
User avatar #31 - russiangirl (12/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
#256 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm thumbing this whole conversation, this is a great conversation.
User avatar #309 - russiangirl (12/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#5 - WD-40 is alright, that **** fixes everything 12/16/2013 on Girls, take note. +4
#232 - They took the picture when it was first discovered and unbroke… 12/15/2013 on Rare Photos Comp #3 (Final) 0
#198 - My Party with my penis. God damn it, Kings of Leon. 12/12/2013 on Have fun +1
#31 - I feel like the GTA one is a joke 12/09/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 3 0
#13 - I genuinely laughed out loud. Bravo. 12/03/2013 on Mediocre title. 0
#105 - I have no idea what's going on anymore 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +1
#100 - I don't date raisins.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +3
#103 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
Someone clearly doesn't eat enough raisins... This is a date, not a raisin...
#105 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I have no idea what's going on anymore
#98 - I get the joke but I was just saying incase you actually didn't know  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +3
#99 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
Sorry, just thought that because you had mentioned it before, you didn't understand the joke. I came off as a bit too harsh, about about we go on a date and see where that brings us?
User avatar #100 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't date raisins.
#103 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
Someone clearly doesn't eat enough raisins... This is a date, not a raisin...
#105 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I have no idea what's going on anymore
#91 - Actually it's from Secret Six  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +3
#97 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
#98 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I get the joke but I was just saying incase you actually didn't know
#99 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
Sorry, just thought that because you had mentioned it before, you didn't understand the joke. I came off as a bit too harsh, about about we go on a date and see where that brings us?
User avatar #100 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't date raisins.
#103 - pokebulbasaur (12/03/2013) [-]
Someone clearly doesn't eat enough raisins... This is a date, not a raisin...
#105 - YourLordAndMaster (12/03/2013) [-]
I have no idea what's going on anymore
#90 - Secret Six  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +5
#109 - darkvanguard (12/03/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot.
#8 - No you aren't. If you were sorry you'd take this down so it wo… 12/02/2013 on WalkingDead ruins Christmas 0
#14 - Hitler was TIME's Person of the Year once. What's the big deal?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on What Is This Shit? 0
User avatar #42 - mykoira (11/28/2013) [-]
and Stalin twice
#47 - It kind of defeats the purpose of Doctor Who if the Doctor isn…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on 100 years 0
User avatar #48 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
the new guy would be a new doctor though. BUT I really just don't want to have the 31st doctor down the road
User avatar #49 - kommandantvideo (11/28/2013) [-]
nice try, but there have already been like 11 different time lords
#45 - "At least with The Doctor"? So you want Doctor Who t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on 100 years 0
User avatar #46 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, like a different timelord, or something that doesnt keep the original doctor around forever and make him a guy that has done everything in the universe.
User avatar #47 - YourLordAndMaster (11/28/2013) [-]
It kind of defeats the purpose of Doctor Who if the Doctor isn't the main character.
User avatar #48 - rynkar (11/28/2013) [-]
the new guy would be a new doctor though. BUT I really just don't want to have the 31st doctor down the road
User avatar #49 - kommandantvideo (11/28/2013) [-]
nice try, but there have already been like 11 different time lords
#2 - It actually works, I did it with vodka last halloween. Probabl… 11/27/2013 on do it 0
#4 - Chris Hemsworth is Thor  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on HUNGER GAMES 0
#5 - htmm (11/28/2013) [-]
Duh, right.
My mistake, thanks
#3 - Comment deleted 11/27/2013 on HUNGER GAMES 0
#3 - To be fair, Brian did have sex with his dad. Quagmires hate is…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Brian Grfifin will be... 0
#4 - masterlurker (11/26/2013) [-]
His hate for Brian started long before that. And that's weird and out of nowhere since he allowed Brian to live with him at one point and has hung around him numerous times before it was mentioned. Not to mention, Quagmire can't justify a thing since he has slept with two of Cleveland's women, constantly hits on Lois and drugs and kidnaps women on a consistent basis.
#9 - He is the leader 11/26/2013 on X-Men +2
#2 - You need a suit to be Thomas. I don't own a suit. 11/22/2013 on F**king Genius 2.0 +1
#3 - The baby penguin one is definitely Mario on the Nintendo 64. W… 11/21/2013 on I have to confess 0
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
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DERD ERND
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