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YourLordAndMaster

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#1 - How do you know you play as a human? I watched Critikal play t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Wat 0
User avatar #2 - chrispoot (03/06/2014) [-]
Wait. This game is legit?
User avatar #3 - YourLordAndMaster (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah you have 5 minutes to answer 10 totally random questions. Heres a video of Critikal playing it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=by6r6EdWaoA
User avatar #4 - chrispoot (03/06/2014) [-]
LOLWUT
I thought this was some random fucked up idea from /b/
Wow... This is amazin
#3 - Men don't know a god damn thing about women. Ask any man, we d… 03/06/2014 on Who the fuck can write... 0
#34 - Misfits  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on thanks hitler +1
User avatar #91 - mrselfdestruct (03/05/2014) [-]
exactly.
#7 - Go on twitch or something I can't prove it 03/04/2014 on u wot m8? 0
#5 - Yep  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on u wot m8? 0
User avatar #6 - spyisspy (03/04/2014) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #7 - YourLordAndMaster (03/04/2014) [-]
Go on twitch or something I can't prove it
#3 - Just got a Raticate earlier too  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on u wot m8? 0
User avatar #4 - spyisspy (03/04/2014) [-]
but was it full HP?
User avatar #5 - YourLordAndMaster (03/04/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #6 - spyisspy (03/04/2014) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #7 - YourLordAndMaster (03/04/2014) [-]
Go on twitch or something I can't prove it
#21 - Does that make him a pedo?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on /b/tards First Kiss 0
#25 - magusto (03/04/2014) [-]
No that means he didn't had a proper Teenage life... more of a... despressing one.

i know that feel
#10 - I don't think Ireland should be /lit/, yeah we've got a load o… 03/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Leo deserves an oscar, but not for Wolf of Wall Street. It was…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on DiCaprio +9
User avatar #2 - nuciferatu (03/04/2014) [-]
He'll probably get a bundled "For entire career" Oscar when he gets a bit older.
#116 - The Bermuda Triangle kinda did need explaining. It wasn't some… 02/27/2014 on The Bermuda triangle has... 0
#8 - They're transparent in the manga 02/26/2014 on pokeball history 0
#9 - Luke and Vader 02/26/2014 on Star Wars Pirates 0
#9 - The struggle is real 02/26/2014 on 1st World Comp +12
#47 - He looks like Hugo Strange 02/25/2014 on Good read +1
#19 - Now I think maybe you were looking for an actual site to watch…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on dear dad 0
#24 - jorjie (02/25/2014) [-]
thanks bud
#18 - Pokemon 3: The Movie 02/24/2014 on dear dad 0
#8 - What the **** man 02/24/2014 on the doctor dance +1
#17 - I'm so confused 02/24/2014 on In an Alternate dimension 0
#32 - If you tell them it's harmless it defeats the purpose. You mig…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED +1
User avatar #69 - jarofhearts (02/24/2014) [-]
Your not reading in between the lines, you want to emphasize that the child is not in any danger, but by mentioning that the down comforter offers additional protection implies that he may not be. You want the fear factor at a certain level, frightened, but not bed wetting.
#3 - Except he did give in to temptation. If it wasn't for Gollum a… 02/20/2014 on Fuck Frodo 0
#12 - One time the Joker was sentenced to death for a crime he didn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Under the Red Hood +1
User avatar #13 - angelious (02/12/2014) [-]
you forget batman is as insane as joker is
#15 - You think millions of jews gave unfair reviews?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on The Hero Europe needs 0
#58 - anonexplains (02/12/2014) [-]
Well man the service may have been sub par but the showers were free.
#9 - Joker can't be put to death by reason of insanity or something…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Under the Red Hood 0
#23 - anonexplains (02/12/2014) [-]
There are precedents in killing those who claim insanity and don't think the claim would hold up with the whole planning to kill people in advance and creating machines and poisons to kill people.
User avatar #42 - cheatman (02/13/2014) [-]
The joker also hire extremely good lawyers. Either out of fear of joker killing them, or Joker actually paying them good money, he manages to get the insanity plea all the time.

Then there's the doctors at Arkham, who don't see joker as a psycho or a villain, they seem as a patient and a victim of circumstance, so they'll often fight the legal system to try and treat him.

In order for the joker to get the death sentence, there must be a judge who has the balls to sentence joker and overturn his lawyers pleas without fear of retaliation, and cops and witnesses who aren't scared. That'll never happen as far as joker's concerned.
User avatar #11 - angelious (02/12/2014) [-]
joker has been sentanced to death numerous times.
some of them have even been carried out.

same goes for lex luthor and other supervillains
User avatar #12 - YourLordAndMaster (02/12/2014) [-]
One time the Joker was sentenced to death for a crime he didn't commit and Batman saved him because he was innocent in that one particular crime. Isn't that some serious bullshit.
User avatar #13 - angelious (02/12/2014) [-]
you forget batman is as insane as joker is
#8 - He isn't the original Robin he's the second Robin.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Under the Red Hood +1
User avatar #10 - rambochicken (02/12/2014) [-]
Yea sorry haha had to get read it again
#28 - Wait, he murdered AND killed? Vegeta you ruthless bastard. 02/05/2014 on Pretty Much Sums It Up +5

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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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dummut i cant dubs
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