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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.
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#23 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
the entire load of semen isn't one child, one load of semen has MILLIONS of sperm cells, each one sperm cell is a different child. only one sperm cell will gain access to the egg.
The vaginal mucus (which is why a girl feels "wet") is toxic to semen, thus killing the rest of the sperm not admitted.
If you stop the entire load via condom, there is a 0% chance of justin beiber being born.
there you go, you probably haven't reached 7th grade sex ed yet, so now you'll be ahead of your class.
#89 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
Yes I know but what I'm saying is what the guy was saying could be right, The child that was stopped from being conceived wasn't justin. The child that was stopped was a child that is never conceived because time travel stopped it, when they try again without a condom, the new sperm cell that gets fertilised is justin. So the time traveller didn't stop justin bieber being born, he unknowingly made sure he was born instead of the other one.
#91 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
I'm talking about time travel here though. Who's to say that was the exact time he was conceived? maybe they had sex the next day without a condom. The load in that condom was another child that is never born because the time traveller stops it. Of course none of this is fact I'm just saying what he said isn't complete and utter shit we're talking about a pre-destination paradox where the time traveller was always meant to travel back. We're talking about completely different things. Anyway who gives a shit? This is all hypothetical anyway.
#25 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
well apparently not, since we have two people saying "HUR DUR BA DERP NEXT TYM DEY HAFF SECKS IT BE JUSTICE BEBR HUH HER!"
so i'd figured i'd refresh these kids on something we all should have learned by 7th grade (thats when sex ed was taught to us in my state)
#18 - kumabear (01/16/2012) [-]
okay... apparently we need another lesson here, this post is a joke right? but in actuality if you were to go back in time to stop someone being born, anyone really, all you would have to do is go back nine months (give or take a few days) before the person was born, stop the father from having sex and there you have it, no baby bieber
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#224 - advokat (01/12/2012) [-]
Flight: By spinning like a helicopter, he can even perform a limited kind of flight. Since his power is a quantum/molecular phenomenon, the Flash has been able to fly just as other metas do.
Run, spin. My memory was hazy. I was amused. I don't typically read DC. It's pretty much just Batman and the wonderful events that DC does. Superman: Red Son was just brilliant and Kingdom Come...
Never really taken an interest in Wonder Woman. Strange that she has an invisible plane yet she can also fly. Silly assumption on my part.
Batman is all by his lonesome, like usual.
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