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|Date Signed Up:||8/06/2010|
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|Total Comments Made:||2071|
And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.
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|#5 - I'm not saying you didn't MAKE the picture, but putting the ex… [+] (1 new reply)||02/07/2012 on Nothing to do here!||0|
|#3 - But...this isn't OC [+] (3 new replies)||02/06/2012 on Nothing to do here!||0|
|#13 - If it helps, Black Widow is also the girlfriend of Bucky Barne… [+] (5 new replies)||02/06/2012 on Avengers Assemble!||0|
#14 - anorselegend (02/07/2012) [-]
Waaaaait wait wait. In what was she Bucky's girlfriend? Because in the comics Bucky lived while the Cap got frozen and Bucky later married the woman the Cap was in love with/who was in love with the Cap. I know he became the second Cap and later he became the Winter Soldier, but I don't remember he and Black Widow.
#16 - YourLordAndMaster (02/07/2012) [-]
You're thinking of the Ultimate Universe. In the 616 universe (the main one) Bucky died or some shit and around the time Cap was unfrozen, Bucky was revealed to be alive, brainwashed to work for Russia and was known as the Winter Soldier. They freed him and when Steve got "killed" during Civil War Bucky became Captain America. So yeah, Bucky is still young too, he didn't get old in the main universe, just an alternate one.
|#4 - Girlfriend in the fridge isn't always a good thing||02/06/2012 on That was close||+7|
|#22 - Well she disowned him for wanting to stay with Bruce and be Ro…||02/06/2012 on Thought you forgot||+1|
|#3 - Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri||02/06/2012 on SRLYZLY||+1|
|#2 - Picture||02/06/2012 on I don't get it||+1|
|#397 - Bieber is the best choice. When Bieber is dead we'll probably … [+] (1 new reply)||02/05/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny...||0|
|#11 - The version of this joke I read made much more sense. It ended… [+] (1 new reply)||02/02/2012 on This is how things are done...||0|
|#8 - Comment deleted [+] (5 new replies)||02/02/2012 on This is how things are done...||-16|
#50 - zicamox (02/03/2012) [-]
They do have a way of determining that. It's called actually going up the ladder. The point of this is to encourage people to go against the norm and question everything around them, regardless of what everybody else says. Live and learn for yourself. That's what I took from it anyway.
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|#4 - And what appears to be Batwomans symbol||01/30/2012 on RACHEL!!!!||0|
|#3 - Picture||01/29/2012 on Symbolism||0|
|#13 - That is genuinely terrifying||01/26/2012 on STUPID HOE||+4|
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|#609 - You can't just take half of what happened and focus on that. H… [+] (1 new reply)||01/24/2012 on If Anything Has Ever Needed...||+1|
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|#15 - I can't stop laughing at the second one||01/19/2012 on Sleeping in public...||-1|
|#2 - Mr Popo [+] (1 new reply)||01/17/2012 on so true||+4|
|#5 - inb4 they do and the next time they have sex they conceive Jus… [+] (14 new replies)||01/15/2012 on Just Use condoms ..||-1|
#15 - kumabear (01/16/2012) [-]
#23 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
the entire load of semen isn't one child, one load of semen has MILLIONS of sperm cells, each one sperm cell is a different child. only one sperm cell will gain access to the egg.
The vaginal mucus (which is why a girl feels "wet") is toxic to semen, thus killing the rest of the sperm not admitted.
If you stop the entire load via condom, there is a 0% chance of justin beiber being born.
there you go, you probably haven't reached 7th grade sex ed yet, so now you'll be ahead of your class.
#89 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
Yes I know but what I'm saying is what the guy was saying could be right, The child that was stopped from being conceived wasn't justin. The child that was stopped was a child that is never conceived because time travel stopped it, when they try again without a condom, the new sperm cell that gets fertilised is justin. So the time traveller didn't stop justin bieber being born, he unknowingly made sure he was born instead of the other one.
#91 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
I'm talking about time travel here though. Who's to say that was the exact time he was conceived? maybe they had sex the next day without a condom. The load in that condom was another child that is never born because the time traveller stops it. Of course none of this is fact I'm just saying what he said isn't complete and utter shit we're talking about a pre-destination paradox where the time traveller was always meant to travel back. We're talking about completely different things. Anyway who gives a shit? This is all hypothetical anyway.
#25 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
well apparently not, since we have two people saying "HUR DUR BA DERP NEXT TYM DEY HAFF SECKS IT BE JUSTICE BEBR HUH HER!"
so i'd figured i'd refresh these kids on something we all should have learned by 7th grade (thats when sex ed was taught to us in my state)
#18 - kumabear (01/16/2012) [-]
okay... apparently we need another lesson here, this post is a joke right? but in actuality if you were to go back in time to stop someone being born, anyone really, all you would have to do is go back nine months (give or take a few days) before the person was born, stop the father from having sex and there you have it, no baby bieber
|#11 - Ian McKellens shirt is actually shopped. It actually says &quo…||01/15/2012 on epicness||+26|