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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#22 - Well she disowned him for wanting to stay with Bruce and be Ro… 02/06/2012 on Thought you forgot +1
#3 - Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri 02/06/2012 on SRLYZLY +1
#2 - Picture 02/06/2012 on I don't get it +1
#397 - Bieber is the best choice. When Bieber is dead we'll probably …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... 0
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#11 - The version of this joke I read made much more sense. It ended…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on This is how things are done... 0
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User avatar #50 - zicamox (02/03/2012) [-]
They do have a way of determining that. It's called actually going up the ladder. The point of this is to encourage people to go against the norm and question everything around them, regardless of what everybody else says. Live and learn for yourself. That's what I took from it anyway.
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User avatar #11 - YourLordAndMaster (02/02/2012) [-]
The version of this joke I read made much more sense. It ended with something like "And that's how business policies are made" or some shit. It's pretty much the same thing but had a better ending, which is why I was arguing.
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#2 - Kali is my dogs name. Same spelling and all. 02/01/2012 on Rapist on the loose 0
#4 - And what appears to be Batwomans symbol 01/30/2012 on RACHEL!!!! 0
#3 - Picture 01/29/2012 on Symbolism 0
#13 - That is genuinely terrifying 01/26/2012 on STUPID HOE +4
#274 - Picture 01/25/2012 on I must dance! +13
#609 - You can't just take half of what happened and focus on that. H…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2012 on If Anything Has Ever Needed... +1
#772 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing with the high, man.
#603 - "He cuts himself up, resembling the parts of him that mak…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2012 on If Anything Has Ever Needed... +1
#605 - Bunnygoeslawl (01/24/2012) [-]
Nigga did you not see him gut his fuckin chest out?
#609 - YourLordAndMaster (01/24/2012) [-]
You can't just take half of what happened and focus on that. He also cut his leg off.
#772 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing with the high, man.
#172 - Shadows 01/22/2012 on sarahhhhhhh 0
#96 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2012 on This is a must -5
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#29 - eatlotsofsteak (01/19/2012) [-]
for a man yes it is
#259 - Picture 01/19/2012 on Am I the only one +3
#15 - I can't stop laughing at the second one 01/19/2012 on Sleeping in public... -1
#2 - Mr Popo  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2012 on so true +4
#3 - foreverone (01/17/2012) [-]
#5 - inb4 they do and the next time they have sex they conceive Jus…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/15/2012 on Just Use condoms .. -1
#15 - kumabear (01/16/2012) [-]
You don't know much about the male reproductive system do you? If the father blew the load that had Justin in it theres no chance of him being born, similarly if they were stopped for three days the sperm cell that had the genetic material to make Justin Bieber would have died off, ergo the little shit wouldn't have been born either way.
User avatar #16 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
you don't understand what he said. That sperm cell wasn't Justin. when russell goes back in time to stop justin being born, he ends up making him being born by stopping the first child that was about to be made and instead justin was made.
User avatar #23 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
the entire load of semen isn't one child, one load of semen has MILLIONS of sperm cells, each one sperm cell is a different child. only one sperm cell will gain access to the egg.
The vaginal mucus (which is why a girl feels "wet") is toxic to semen, thus killing the rest of the sperm not admitted.

If you stop the entire load via condom, there is a 0% chance of justin beiber being born.



there you go, you probably haven't reached 7th grade sex ed yet, so now you'll be ahead of your class.


User avatar #89 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
Yes I know but what I'm saying is what the guy was saying could be right, The child that was stopped from being conceived wasn't justin. The child that was stopped was a child that is never conceived because time travel stopped it, when they try again without a condom, the new sperm cell that gets fertilised is justin. So the time traveller didn't stop justin bieber being born, he unknowingly made sure he was born instead of the other one.
User avatar #90 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
They only have ONE child. If during the time of sex when he would have been conceived, a condom was used, he would have NEVER been born. Not even next time. do you even know how pregnancy works???
User avatar #91 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
I'm talking about time travel here though. Who's to say that was the exact time he was conceived? maybe they had sex the next day without a condom. The load in that condom was another child that is never born because the time traveller stops it. Of course none of this is fact I'm just saying what he said isn't complete and utter shit we're talking about a pre-destination paradox where the time traveller was always meant to travel back. We're talking about completely different things. Anyway who gives a shit? This is all hypothetical anyway.
#92 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
HE WENT BACK TO THE MOMENT WHEN HE WAS CONCEIVED YOU ILLITERATE!
User avatar #93 - skyrimming (01/16/2012) [-]
To when he THINKS he was conceived. it never said he knew exactly when he was conceived ;)
User avatar #94 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
take his birthday, subtract 9 months, stalk them every night until they have sex

User avatar #24 - woodenalligator (01/16/2012) [-]
Wow, that's more like, let's say, common sense instead of Seventh Grade Sexual Education.
User avatar #25 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
well apparently not, since we have two people saying "HUR DUR BA DERP NEXT TYM DEY HAFF SECKS IT BE JUSTICE BEBR HUH HER!"

so i'd figured i'd refresh these kids on something we all should have learned by 7th grade (thats when sex ed was taught to us in my state)


User avatar #26 - woodenalligator (01/16/2012) [-]
Ah, yes. The idiots that continue to argue even after proven wrong with scientific facts.
User avatar #27 - guessmyusername (01/16/2012) [-]
idk. I come here for laughs, but it's hard to tell whether the laughs are from the content, or from the pointless hatred/ arguements people have in comment section.
User avatar #18 - kumabear (01/16/2012) [-]
okay... apparently we need another lesson here, this post is a joke right? but in actuality if you were to go back in time to stop someone being born, anyone really, all you would have to do is go back nine months (give or take a few days) before the person was born, stop the father from having sex and there you have it, no baby bieber
#11 - Ian McKellens shirt is actually shopped. It actually says &quo… 01/15/2012 on epicness +26
#13 - There's a difference between follow-up and sequel. Skyrim is n…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2012 on And the customer of the... +5
User avatar #131 - ergexgo (01/16/2012) [-]
same shit, different smell, i call final fantasy series sequels, then again some actually do have sequels
#140 - Well it would be there, you just probably couldn't stand in th… 01/13/2012 on Supah powahs. 0
#36 - You can't use the computer if everything is frozen  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2012 on Supah powahs. +19
User avatar #123 - yankadoodleshit (01/13/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the air be still too? As in, can't breathe, never move again?

Sorry if I'm being completely retarded here.
User avatar #140 - YourLordAndMaster (01/13/2012) [-]
Well it would be there, you just probably couldn't stand in the one spot for too long because you've used up the air and it isn't flowing around.
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
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