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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#171 - Russel Crowe and Kevin Spacey still look normal 02/19/2012 on Eyebrows 0
#2 - What was it?!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on The most beautiful thing... +1
#9 - imfromyoutube has deleted their comment.
#576 - Comment deleted 02/18/2012 on Late gamer valentines day card -1
#1 - Hey man, Kyoto is a good song. 02/18/2012 on This Is a 'Musician'? 0
#20 - "Told a boy drowned in that lake. Skinny dips in it"… 02/17/2012 on Typical Horror Movie Victim +5
#124 - The point is HE didn't want to watch it. 02/16/2012 on Lion King +2
#19 - There is no "Amazing" universe, unless you mean the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2012 on Avengers Assemble! 0
User avatar #20 - firebapx (02/13/2012) [-]
i ment earth 616 i just call it the amazing universe cus of amazing spiderman
#157 - If that technology exists, then you probably WILL live forever…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2012 on Troll Science 0
User avatar #174 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
Looking forward to it. Now stay off my damn lawn!
#206 - Picture 02/11/2012 on Piccolo +1
#71 - I guess you won't live FOREVER, but you could get a good coupl…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Troll Science 0
User avatar #96 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
Yes. With computer science, nanomachines and robotics, I'll get a cool cyborg body using which I can walk faster for longer. Among other, much more awesome things.

I will use this ability to become the world's oldest superhero, known as The Power Pensioner, and rid the world of crime and injustice by telling those damn kids to get off my lawn before demolishing them by hurling a nearby car into their midst. I will also occasionally enjoy some epic pimping, as the world's oldest and most robotic pimp of all time.

So to summarise, if awesome technology permits, yes I will enjoy such a life. Without said technology, hell no.
User avatar #157 - YourLordAndMaster (02/11/2012) [-]
If that technology exists, then you probably WILL live forever. Even if the robotics don't make you immortal, you could walk with the new legs.
User avatar #174 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
Looking forward to it. Now stay off my damn lawn!
#67 - That's why you spend your youth walking so you don't have to w…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Troll Science +1
User avatar #68 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
You can't live forever if you stop walking though dude. Eventually, death will catch up to you.
User avatar #71 - YourLordAndMaster (02/11/2012) [-]
I guess you won't live FOREVER, but you could get a good couple of hundred years, depending on how long you're able to walk for. But that begs the real question: Do you want to live for hundreds of years after you you get too old to even walk?
User avatar #96 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
Yes. With computer science, nanomachines and robotics, I'll get a cool cyborg body using which I can walk faster for longer. Among other, much more awesome things.

I will use this ability to become the world's oldest superhero, known as The Power Pensioner, and rid the world of crime and injustice by telling those damn kids to get off my lawn before demolishing them by hurling a nearby car into their midst. I will also occasionally enjoy some epic pimping, as the world's oldest and most robotic pimp of all time.

So to summarise, if awesome technology permits, yes I will enjoy such a life. Without said technology, hell no.
User avatar #157 - YourLordAndMaster (02/11/2012) [-]
If that technology exists, then you probably WILL live forever. Even if the robotics don't make you immortal, you could walk with the new legs.
User avatar #174 - TheHutchie (02/11/2012) [-]
Looking forward to it. Now stay off my damn lawn!
#179 - He's named after the instrument, so..  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Piccolo +1
User avatar #205 - flyingpoo (02/11/2012) [-]
The instrument has a high pitch
#206 - YourLordAndMaster (02/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #181 - LaughedatThat (02/11/2012) [-]
i was simply saying
#9 - Or you could ask Snape, because in that movie (and that scene?… 02/09/2012 on God 0
#8 - That'd be about the only time then 02/09/2012 on How to fix your computer +3
#3 - Secretary (2002) It's what the picture is from.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2012 on How to fix your computer +6
User avatar #4 - ViXi (02/08/2012) [-]
ah, thanks
#1 - That was a pretty ****** up movie  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2012 on How to fix your computer +9
User avatar #5 - nofatchicksallowed (02/09/2012) [-]
Not gonna lie, Maggie is fucking sexy when she's submissive.
User avatar #8 - YourLordAndMaster (02/09/2012) [-]
That'd be about the only time then
User avatar #2 - ViXi (02/08/2012) [-]
What movie?
User avatar #3 - YourLordAndMaster (02/08/2012) [-]
Secretary (2002) It's what the picture is from.
User avatar #4 - ViXi (02/08/2012) [-]
ah, thanks
#118 - Or Japanese? 02/08/2012 on Dumb Bitch 0
#2 - Picture 02/07/2012 on blind friends rule 0
#4 - To be honest I thought you meant Dende.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on STFU... 0
User avatar #5 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2012) [-]
Ah Dende was cool, if only because he was dubbed by Justin Cook when he was older (Yusuke, Yu yu Hakusho.)
#2 - Nail was totally the strongest fighter on Namek, man. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2012 on STFU... +2
User avatar #3 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2012) [-]
Oh for goodness sake, I said sent, as in Gohan, Bulma and Krillin, to get the Dragonballs. Nail was already there and Piccolo was summoned.

Vegeta was in charge of Nappa, and Nappa was the one who planted the Saibamen, and the Saibamen that killed Yamcha. Vegeta had a hand in it all right. Nappa was more like...I dunno...what Odion was to Marik.
User avatar #4 - YourLordAndMaster (02/07/2012) [-]
To be honest I thought you meant Dende.
User avatar #5 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2012) [-]
Ah Dende was cool, if only because he was dubbed by Justin Cook when he was older (Yusuke, Yu yu Hakusho.)
#191 - You see the Christian as middle aged? You lay off the acid, dude. 02/07/2012 on What I see on Ponytime 0
#16 - You're thinking of the Ultimate Universe. In the 616 universe …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Avengers Assemble! 0
User avatar #18 - firebapx (02/13/2012) [-]
bare in mind lads the movie universe is a combination of the ultimate and amazing universes

User avatar #19 - YourLordAndMaster (02/13/2012) [-]
There is no "Amazing" universe, unless you mean the universe of the new Spider-Man movie, and he's said "in the comics." What he described didn't even happen in the movie.
User avatar #20 - firebapx (02/13/2012) [-]
i ment earth 616 i just call it the amazing universe cus of amazing spiderman
#5 - I'm not saying you didn't MAKE the picture, but putting the ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Nothing to do here! 0
#6 - ZiViZ (02/07/2012) [-]
Ooh, true :P
#3 - But...this isn't OC  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Nothing to do here! 0
#4 - ZiViZ (02/07/2012) [-]
I can pretty much promise you, I made this in paint as soon as I saw the trailer and I even put it in my facebook so yeah.
User avatar #5 - YourLordAndMaster (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm not saying you didn't MAKE the picture, but putting the exact words with a different end isn't exactly OC is all.
#6 - ZiViZ (02/07/2012) [-]
Ooh, true :P
#13 - If it helps, Black Widow is also the girlfriend of Bucky Barne…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Avengers Assemble! 0
User avatar #14 - anorselegend (02/07/2012) [-]
Waaaaait wait wait. In what was she Bucky's girlfriend? Because in the comics Bucky lived while the Cap got frozen and Bucky later married the woman the Cap was in love with/who was in love with the Cap. I know he became the second Cap and later he became the Winter Soldier, but I don't remember he and Black Widow.
User avatar #16 - YourLordAndMaster (02/07/2012) [-]
You're thinking of the Ultimate Universe. In the 616 universe (the main one) Bucky died or some shit and around the time Cap was unfrozen, Bucky was revealed to be alive, brainwashed to work for Russia and was known as the Winter Soldier. They freed him and when Steve got "killed" during Civil War Bucky became Captain America. So yeah, Bucky is still young too, he didn't get old in the main universe, just an alternate one.
User avatar #18 - firebapx (02/13/2012) [-]
bare in mind lads the movie universe is a combination of the ultimate and amazing universes

User avatar #19 - YourLordAndMaster (02/13/2012) [-]
There is no "Amazing" universe, unless you mean the universe of the new Spider-Man movie, and he's said "in the comics." What he described didn't even happen in the movie.
User avatar #20 - firebapx (02/13/2012) [-]
i ment earth 616 i just call it the amazing universe cus of amazing spiderman
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
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DERD ERND
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