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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#74 - Jokes, motherfucker. Do you get them?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2011 on Parents +4
#86 - someguyfromazoo (08/02/2011) [-]
I feel like a noob...I didn't know it was a meme.

Regardless, I was just llorting for the sake of the joke.
#71 - Rip-off of a hero? Superman is the fucking ORIGINAL superhero.…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/02/2011 on Parents +1
#315 - atrocitustheking (08/03/2011) [-]
Indeed, let's do a catalog, shall we?

>SuperStrength - one estimate is somewhere around 200 quadrillion tons (All-Star Superman #1)
>Flight+SuperSpeed - possibly up to the speed of light (Superman: Red Son)
>IceBreath
>HeatVision
>SuperSenses
- sight, magnify enough to read his own DNA code (All-Star Superman #2) and observe life on other planets (Superman: Red Son)
- hearing, can hear cells divide (Kingdom Come) and can hear his father's heartbeat from many miles away (All-Star Superman #1) hears a chemical fire in Vladisvosok while standing in Moscow, 6,430 km away (Superman: Red Son, with distances from Wikipedia)
>Endurance - has been shown surviving a mult-megaton nuke dropped and detonating ON HIS BACK (Kingdom Come) it just pissed him off...
>SuperSpeed2 - his mind works at feverish paces, reading an entire medical library in a few minutes (Superman: Red Son)
> I could go on...

In conclusion? FUCK YEAH! MOTHERFUCKING SUPERMAN!
#336 - YourLordAndMaster (08/03/2011) [-]
All of those examples aren't even canon though. Kingdom Come was a possible future, Red Son was an elseworld, All-Star isn't canon and he was lifting 200 quadrillion tons because his powers were tripled.

But still, FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN.
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#340 - atrocitustheking (08/03/2011) [-]
pokerface.jpg

Oh, right...my bad...
User avatar #92 - IamEllis (08/02/2011) [-]
Thats my point. he has like evry power in the book. not that creative. Besides, Spiderman has super hearing. They call it the spider sense but its just all of his senses are higtened. Also superman was not the first or original superhero. It was actually Mandrake the Magician.
User avatar #290 - YourLordAndMaster (08/02/2011) [-]
Superman doesn't have a spider sense, that's Spider-Man and it isn't heightened senses. Spider-Man doesn't have super hearing or sight or anything, spider sense just warns him when he's in danger. That's it. And Spider-Man doesn't even HAVE his spider sense in the comics now.
User avatar #291 - IamEllis (08/02/2011) [-]
You missed the point entirely. I never said superman has a spider sense. My point was that spider man's spider sense really is higthended senses. how else does he know about about incoming danger? he isnt psychic. Also what are you talking about? spiderman also has super strength, super agility, can shoot web, climb walls, ect. I dont even care about the spiderman or any other superhero comics now. They all changed to heros too much. Even so just because they dont show it in the comics dosent mean he dosent have a spider sense.
User avatar #293 - YourLordAndMaster (08/03/2011) [-]
It's like an instinct. It just warns him of danger. It's what it does. When his spider sense goes off, he thinks "oh fuck, danger" not "oh fuck, I can hear something dangerous coming from behind" and no, he doesn't have the power in the comic. He lost it, there's a whole thing about him losing it.
User avatar #338 - IamEllis (08/03/2011) [-]
So it is like a sixth sense, that of which other do not have or can handle correctly? Id say heightened senses. Like I said, I dont care about the newer comics. they are all bullshit. I doubt stan lee even writes them anymore. Besides your changing the subject. I posted my opinion on superman. I just used spiderman as a point and your changing the argument about him.
User avatar #339 - YourLordAndMaster (08/03/2011) [-]
No, Stan Lee doesn't because his writing was all "hehe what Mary Jane doesn't know is that Peter Parker is secretly Spider-Man! *chuckle*" shit. You clearly can't grasp the fact that the spider sense is not, nor was it ever, heightened senses.
User avatar #343 - IamEllis (08/03/2011) [-]
Are you a fucking idiot? if stan lee didnt write none of marvel would exist. he created everything. he created everything. Also you can seem to grasp the fact that you are changing the subject because I proved superman sucks balls.
User avatar #345 - YourLordAndMaster (08/03/2011) [-]
Just because he created it doesn't mean he was the best at writing it is all I'm saying. You can have your opinion on Superman, I'm not trying to change your mind because frankly I don't give a fuck.
User avatar #347 - IamEllis (08/04/2011) [-]
Im just saying that it dosent matter how good stan lee was at writing it, if he didnt write at all marvel wouldnt exist.
User avatar #348 - YourLordAndMaster (08/04/2011) [-]
Well yeah I know that. Care to agree to disagree regarding Superman and go our separate ways with no hard feelings?
#350 - IamEllis (08/05/2011) [-]
Allright
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#255 - That's longer than these comps. 08/02/2011 on Pokemon Conspiracy Theories... 0
#1 - Not for Batman. 08/02/2011 on best christmas ever +1
#3163 - Replace the human population with Pacman. 08/02/2011 on WHYME? 0
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#50 - It's Anakin and the comp isn't supposed to be canon with the m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2011 on Awkward Darth Maul comp +1
#155 - CPT Daisy (07/31/2011) [-]
Okay :(
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#110 - There are three consoles in the picture.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Just saying. -2
User avatar #112 - mrmiguel (07/30/2011) [-]
yeah i know but xbox and ps3 are the systems that make people argue.and of course no one ever compares the wii because the wii is a one of a kind badass.but honestly i would own all three sytems they're all great and fun systems.
#153 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2011) [-]
i want a console that is like a comp with the interwebz and everything but it plays xboxgames ps3 games wii games and so forth i only have a ps3 and i want to play crackdown and halo ive only played halo 1 on my comp
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User avatar #111 - osamabitch (07/30/2011) [-]
exactly
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#180 - You dissin' squirrels, bro?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2011 on Comp +4
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User avatar #184 - lolollo (07/29/2011) [-]
Only the black ones.
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Swish!
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User avatar #188 - lolollo (07/29/2011) [-]
Keep stealing my nuts
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#3 - He looks like Ryan Dunn. 07/28/2011 on Too soon man, too soon. 0
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User avatar #39 - darklordtwentyone (03/28/2013) [-]
I've a question for you... do you stand on high, playing track three?
User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the fuck, guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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fak u Dratini
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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inb4 dead end
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dummut i cant dubs
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