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YourLordAndMaster

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#3 - What does super speed have to do with lightning? More like Ele…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2012 on Trainers and their pokemons +1
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User avatar #195 - YourLordAndMaster (05/01/2012) [-]
The Flash can travel through time, that doesn't mean his power is time travel.
#242 - sdevmanny has deleted their comment.
User avatar #367 - YourLordAndMaster (05/01/2012) [-]
But he's a lightning pokemon..speed is not his THING, he just happens to be speedy.
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#4 - His beard does have a home...on his face. 05/01/2012 on Herid seems legit +89
#394 - An "I"? 04/30/2012 on Next Year's Halloween Costume -2
#82 - Child friendly comics!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on tits +1
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#95 - It's funny because electricity is the stereotypical black supe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Super Powers +1
#121 - lemonygrenade (04/26/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's funny because niggers can't swim
#108 - What the **** makes you think Thor is a virgin? Hulk ha… 04/24/2012 on Virgins everywhere +4
#101 - That's my face too when "Doctor who?"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on Movie Titles In Movies 0
#143 - rainbowrush (04/24/2012) [-]
#100 - Yeah, its pretty much exactly that when he says "Wait, wh… 04/24/2012 on Movie Titles In Movies +1
#195 - So you're saying you want Marvels version of Hercules to have … 04/23/2012 on Avengers 0
#188 - Vibranium 04/23/2012 on Avengers +3
#102 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on /b/ being /b/ -16
#113 - captaindropkik (04/22/2012) [-]
could quite easily make the joke NOW, talking about a past experience
#104 - tomainstream (04/22/2012) [-]
#666 - Because you've had 6 years to watch it..it's your own fault it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on Movie Plot Flaws and Fails 0
User avatar #681 - jaqounte (04/22/2012) [-]
I did not even know it came out 2006, i watched it 4 months ago but i did not finish it. Only because i had 6 years to watch it does not mean i had the opportunity to see it. It is not shown in every channel everyday, so you can't expect me to see it when i want to.
#653 - It came out in 2006. It's past the point of needing spoilers, …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Movie Plot Flaws and Fails +1
User avatar #663 - jaqounte (04/22/2012) [-]
I can see why it is my fault for never seeing it in 2006, but how is it that its my fault I've never read or heard a spoiler of that movie, so getting mad when i do hear is my "own damn fault" is a stupid response.
User avatar #666 - YourLordAndMaster (04/22/2012) [-]
Because you've had 6 years to watch it..it's your own fault it was spoiled for you, you had plenty of time to watch it yourself.
User avatar #681 - jaqounte (04/22/2012) [-]
I did not even know it came out 2006, i watched it 4 months ago but i did not finish it. Only because i had 6 years to watch it does not mean i had the opportunity to see it. It is not shown in every channel everyday, so you can't expect me to see it when i want to.
#149 - You mean become a ghost? 04/15/2012 on What If FPS game -3
#1 - Title ruined the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on A Wild Snorlax Appeared +2
#2 - iineviitable (04/11/2012) [-]
who the hell reads titles lol
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Modified Alt Art +1
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#220 - When I found this in a comic I genuinely thought I'd never get… 04/10/2012 on Traffic Level: Ducks +2
#9 - Exactly. Aquaman actually uses his powers to help the world, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2012 on Fuck yeah 0
User avatar #10 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
but what help every episode of that show takes place in fucking atlantis dude the fuck do i care about merpeople

batman helped the lanterns save the fucking universe

superman usually helps the edntire world not just metropolis

so they actually do more than aquaman because batman saved the universe (thats everything) and superman helps the whole world and is not limited to water or the world itself so yeah aquaman sucks
#7 - Because people are only in trouble in major cities? Right, the…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Fuck yeah -1
User avatar #8 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
not a lot crime happens in middle of the ocean you know where there are not people


User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Exactly. Aquaman actually uses his powers to help the world, not just to stop random muggings. He's a real superhero.
User avatar #10 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
but what help every episode of that show takes place in fucking atlantis dude the fuck do i care about merpeople

batman helped the lanterns save the fucking universe

superman usually helps the edntire world not just metropolis

so they actually do more than aquaman because batman saved the universe (thats everything) and superman helps the whole world and is not limited to water or the world itself so yeah aquaman sucks
#4 - As if he's needed in Metropolis? Superman can more than handle…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Fuck yeah 0
User avatar #6 - jimthehellhog (04/04/2012) [-]
any major city how useful can he be then he is useless unless he is in atlantis
User avatar #7 - YourLordAndMaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Because people are only in trouble in major cities? Right, the superheroes should only care about people if they live in their area code. Think about all the oceans on Earth. Aquaman protects more of the planet than all the rest of the super heroes combined.
User avatar #8 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
not a lot crime happens in middle of the ocean you know where there are not people


User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Exactly. Aquaman actually uses his powers to help the world, not just to stop random muggings. He's a real superhero.
User avatar #10 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
but what help every episode of that show takes place in fucking atlantis dude the fuck do i care about merpeople

batman helped the lanterns save the fucking universe

superman usually helps the edntire world not just metropolis

so they actually do more than aquaman because batman saved the universe (thats everything) and superman helps the whole world and is not limited to water or the world itself so yeah aquaman sucks
#1 - >Implying having sharks do your bidding isn't one of the be…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Fuck yeah 0
User avatar #2 - jimthehellhog (04/04/2012) [-]
fucking underwater crime on the rise in metropolis fuck that i need people and antlantis sucks
User avatar #4 - YourLordAndMaster (04/04/2012) [-]
As if he's needed in Metropolis? Superman can more than handle Metropolis.
User avatar #6 - jimthehellhog (04/04/2012) [-]
any major city how useful can he be then he is useless unless he is in atlantis
User avatar #7 - YourLordAndMaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Because people are only in trouble in major cities? Right, the superheroes should only care about people if they live in their area code. Think about all the oceans on Earth. Aquaman protects more of the planet than all the rest of the super heroes combined.
User avatar #8 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
not a lot crime happens in middle of the ocean you know where there are not people


User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (04/05/2012) [-]
Exactly. Aquaman actually uses his powers to help the world, not just to stop random muggings. He's a real superhero.
User avatar #10 - jimthehellhog (04/05/2012) [-]
but what help every episode of that show takes place in fucking atlantis dude the fuck do i care about merpeople

batman helped the lanterns save the fucking universe

superman usually helps the edntire world not just metropolis

so they actually do more than aquaman because batman saved the universe (thats everything) and superman helps the whole world and is not limited to water or the world itself so yeah aquaman sucks
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#196 - Gods true gift to man. 04/02/2012 on Pants from above 0
#73 - That's because it is Adrien Brody.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2012 on If Snoop Dog was white +4
#80 - chris chris (03/31/2012) [-]
well in that case. he's not wrong... what the problem is
#139 - He became a vampire when he was 17 or something so his body st…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2012 on reality vs fiction +6
User avatar #142 - firegrunt (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh, Thanks for the info. I got dragged to one of the movies and keep zoning in and out, only to make fun of it on the in parts.
#143 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
So, he's a pedo.

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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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DERD ERND
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