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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.
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| #13 - That is genuinely terrifying | 01/26/2012 on STUPID HOE | +4 |
| #274 - Picture | 01/25/2012 on I must dance! | +13 |
| #609 - You can't just take half of what happened and focus on that. H… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/24/2012 on If Anything Has Ever Needed... | +1 |
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| #603 - "He cuts himself up, resembling the parts of him that mak… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/24/2012 on If Anything Has Ever Needed... | +1 |
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| #172 - Shadows | 01/22/2012 on sarahhhhhhh | 0 |
| #96 - It's a game [+] (1 new reply) | 01/20/2012 on This is a must | -5 |
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| #27 - That isn't very big [+] (1 new reply) | 01/19/2012 on Irish Nipples | -1 |
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| #259 - Picture | 01/19/2012 on Am I the only one | +3 |
| #15 - I can't stop laughing at the second one | 01/19/2012 on Sleeping in public... | -1 |
| #2 - Mr Popo [+] (1 new reply) | 01/17/2012 on so true | +4 |
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| #5 - inb4 they do and the next time they have sex they conceive Jus… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/15/2012 on Just Use condoms .. | -1 |
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kumabear (01/16/2012) [-] You don't know much about the male reproductive system do you? If the father blew the load that had Justin in it theres no chance of him being born, similarly if they were stopped for three days the sperm cell that had the genetic material to make Justin Bieber would have died off, ergo the little shit wouldn't have been born either way. you don't understand what he said. That sperm cell wasn't Justin. when russell goes back in time to stop justin being born, he ends up making him being born by stopping the first child that was about to be made and instead justin was made. the entire load of semen isn't one child, one load of semen has MILLIONS of sperm cells, each one sperm cell is a different child. only one sperm cell will gain access to the egg. The vaginal mucus (which is why a girl feels "wet") is toxic to semen, thus killing the rest of the sperm not admitted. If you stop the entire load via condom, there is a 0% chance of justin beiber being born. there you go, you probably haven't reached 7th grade sex ed yet, so now you'll be ahead of your class. Yes I know but what I'm saying is what the guy was saying could be right, The child that was stopped from being conceived wasn't justin. The child that was stopped was a child that is never conceived because time travel stopped it, when they try again without a condom, the new sperm cell that gets fertilised is justin. So the time traveller didn't stop justin bieber being born, he unknowingly made sure he was born instead of the other one. They only have ONE child. If during the time of sex when he would have been conceived, a condom was used, he would have NEVER been born. Not even next time. do you even know how pregnancy works??? I'm talking about time travel here though. Who's to say that was the exact time he was conceived? maybe they had sex the next day without a condom. The load in that condom was another child that is never born because the time traveller stops it. Of course none of this is fact I'm just saying what he said isn't complete and utter shit we're talking about a pre-destination paradox where the time traveller was always meant to travel back. We're talking about completely different things. Anyway who gives a shit? This is all hypothetical anyway. To when he THINKS he was conceived. it never said he knew exactly when he was conceived ;) take his birthday, subtract 9 months, stalk them every night until they have sex Wow, that's more like, let's say, common sense instead of Seventh Grade Sexual Education. well apparently not, since we have two people saying "HUR DUR BA DERP NEXT TYM DEY HAFF SECKS IT BE JUSTICE BEBR HUH HER!" so i'd figured i'd refresh these kids on something we all should have learned by 7th grade (thats when sex ed was taught to us in my state) Ah, yes. The idiots that continue to argue even after proven wrong with scientific facts. idk. I come here for laughs, but it's hard to tell whether the laughs are from the content, or from the pointless hatred/ arguements people have in comment section. okay... apparently we need another lesson here, this post is a joke right? but in actuality if you were to go back in time to stop someone being born, anyone really, all you would have to do is go back nine months (give or take a few days) before the person was born, stop the father from having sex and there you have it, no baby bieber | ||
| #11 - Ian McKellens shirt is actually shopped. It actually says &quo… | 01/15/2012 on epicness | +26 |
| #13 - There's a difference between follow-up and sequel. Skyrim is n… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/15/2012 on And the customer of the... | +5 |
| #140 - Well it would be there, you just probably couldn't stand in th… | 01/13/2012 on Supah powahs. | 0 |
| #36 - You can't use the computer if everything is frozen [+] (2 new replies) | 01/13/2012 on Supah powahs. | +19 |
| Wouldn't the air be still too? As in, can't breathe, never move again? Sorry if I'm being completely retarded here. Well it would be there, you just probably couldn't stand in the one spot for too long because you've used up the air and it isn't flowing around. | ||
| #2 - Curved. Swords. | 01/12/2012 on Morgan Freeman | 0 |
| #229 - Wonder Woman couldn't originally fly, it's why she had the inv… | 01/12/2012 on FlashMan | +1 |
| #72 - I don't know the issue but here's the page. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2012 on FlashMan | +5 |
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| #49 - Wonder Woman can fly and the Flash has never ran on air, but o… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2012 on FlashMan | +6 |
| Flight: By spinning like a helicopter, he can even perform a limited kind of flight. Since his power is a quantum/molecular phenomenon, the Flash has been able to fly just as other metas do. Run, spin. My memory was hazy. I was amused. I don't typically read DC. It's pretty much just Batman and the wonderful events that DC does. Superman: Red Son was just brilliant and Kingdom Come... Never really taken an interest in Wonder Woman. Strange that she has an invisible plane yet she can also fly. Silly assumption on my part. Batman is all by his lonesome, like usual. Wonder Woman couldn't originally fly, it's why she had the invisible jet. They changed it so she can fly. #69 -
creepycreeper (01/11/2012) [-] Can you link me to where I can read up on that race against the teleporter? That seems interesting. :D | ||
| #44 - It's Sloth who says "Hey you guys" in the Goonies, n… | 01/10/2012 on Awkward stories 2 | +9 |
| #32 - Well "scumbag X" wasn't his idea. | 01/09/2012 on Scumbag Bus Driver | +1 |
| #4 - Picture | 01/09/2012 on Why you shouldn`t date a... | +4 |
| #25 - Do YOU read comics? Johnny is back. He didn't die. Spider-Man … | 01/07/2012 on IRON MAN OWNAGE | -1 |
| #2729 - "Why not?" - Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone… | 01/07/2012 on Book game | 0 |
| #332 - Technically "with my voice" is right too because I d… | 01/06/2012 on Parenting level: Over 9000 | +3 |
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I've a question for you... do you stand on high, playing track three?
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