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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/28/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#196 - Why the **** are you walking alone in a forest at night?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Slender 0
User avatar #221 - xtwinblade (09/23/2012) [-]
because reasons.


and because i practice night time archery and the forest is a good place to practice as it doesnt disturb me with city lights
User avatar #280 - YourLordAndMaster (09/23/2012) [-]
Hell, if you've got a bow and arrow what are you worried about? That poor sucker in Slender only has a flashlight.
User avatar #355 - xtwinblade (09/23/2012) [-]
because i fucking suck!
User avatar #356 - YourLordAndMaster (09/23/2012) [-]
If push comes to shove, just use the arrow to stab that motherfucker, fuck the bow.
#208 - murpmurp (09/23/2012) [-]
I do. And i draw the pages and put them on trees for other people.
User avatar #231 - wrongen (09/23/2012) [-]
Why does that gif freak me the fuck out so much?
#33 - "My gogo dancing" on youtube, she's got a bunch of t… 09/23/2012 on dat 0
#3 - Picture 09/22/2012 on Wat +1
#255 - He wishes 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. +3
#54 - I didn't, man. Chill out. 09/21/2012 on Draw a dinosaur on the box... +1
#48 - That's the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Draw a dinosaur on the box... +1
User avatar #50 - akinto (09/21/2012) [-]
Well the fact that he didn't get what my reply was about led me to believe that he was serious
#48 - Apparently it's the scrotum that shrinks with steroid use too.… 09/21/2012 on Biggest lie a boyfriend can... 0
#44 - Testosterone levels increase if you don't cum, which helps bui…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Biggest lie a boyfriend can... 0
User avatar #45 - Lainge (09/21/2012) [-]
I just... assumed the small penis from steroid abuse made them mad.
User avatar #48 - YourLordAndMaster (09/21/2012) [-]
Apparently it's the scrotum that shrinks with steroid use too. But yeah, that would piss them off too.
#37 - Corinthian? 09/21/2012 on Biggest lie a boyfriend can... 0
#11 - Greeks also had sex with young boys.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Greek Creation Myth +18
User avatar #40 - thephantur (09/21/2012) [-]
Well that's one thing the Catholic church kept from the old days...
#10 - Picture 09/21/2012 on Greek Creation Myth +3
#3 - Wolverine is over a hundred years old, he's gotta be **…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Deadpool +14
#29 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
I think Wolverine might break you accidentally.
#7 - It was at the end of a Batgirl (steph) issue. I don't remember…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Mother of god +1
#12 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
I think it was a "What if?" special-iIssue (the green lantern at the least)
#5 - Don't forget Lil Bat lanterns!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Mother of god +1
User avatar #6 - denoface (09/20/2012) [-]
Is that canon??
User avatar #7 - YourLordAndMaster (09/20/2012) [-]
It was at the end of a Batgirl (steph) issue. I don't remember if it ever happened, I think Batgirl got cancelled before it did or something. Then again, maybe it was just in the issue for fun.
#12 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
I think it was a "What if?" special-iIssue (the green lantern at the least)
#23 - It's probably just an old picture 09/20/2012 on dude... +4
#4 - The Tardis doesn't translate babies and animals, otherwise we'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Dr Who's pussy +2
User avatar #5 - ningazz (09/18/2012) [-]
Oh that would make more sense. I didn't consider that.
#16 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
it doesn't always make sense, though. there are scenes with the tardis being away from the doctor/companions where the enemies still speak English. but if you had to take that into account when writing a series you'd go mad. also i can verify that the doctor speaks everything and the tardis translates it for his companions, i've seen all 6 seasons in like 2 weeks recently, lol
#16 - Picture 09/18/2012 on Worse than socially awkward... +1
#10 - Bros before hoes 09/18/2012 on God damn it, Shaggy. +11
#8 - Why is this guy happy about finding a pack of pink shoes? 09/18/2012 on You'd liek it... 0
#4 - Maybe he was in a mood and was looking for a reason to be a dick 09/17/2012 on Priceless +9
#3 - Before Goku, they hadn't seen a super saiyan in thousands of y… 09/17/2012 on Super Saiyan 0
#3 - "Clocked" is an English way of saying "cleared&…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2012 on You'd liek it... 0
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User avatar #5 - augustusxxiv (09/18/2012) [-]
That's all fine and dandy, but we're talking about ZAPPOS. As in with an A
#6 - natethelion (09/18/2012) [-]
Come on people. There's google for a reason. Its like an apparel company. And in this case its a pair of shoes.
User avatar #8 - YourLordAndMaster (09/18/2012) [-]
Why is this guy happy about finding a pack of pink shoes?
User avatar #7 - aquarianpixi (09/18/2012) [-]
why would you have a pack of shoes?
#14 - Picture 09/17/2012 on Description 0
#3 - Aaaand, I'm right. The name is in the background on some of them. 09/17/2012 on mother of wax 0
#2 - My guess is Madame Tussauds, a wax museum in London.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on mother of wax 0
User avatar #3 - YourLordAndMaster (09/17/2012) [-]
Aaaand, I'm right. The name is in the background on some of them.
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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#35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
User avatar #34 to #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
DERD ERND
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dummut i cant dubs
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