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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/20/2015
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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#5 - At least they told you and didn't keep taking the money 10/17/2013 on Well me and the lion are... 0
#44 - That sonic one was hilarious 10/16/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 0
#171 - I'd like to see the parts Red narrates but to be honest I don'… 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash 0
#168 - Wanting to be "the very best" is the opposite of a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash +2
User avatar #177 - MrDeadiron (10/16/2013) [-]
Ashe is a try hard who fails
#167 - Every new arch starts with "Our heroes find themselves in…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Red vs Ash 0
User avatar #169 - kyoutu (10/16/2013) [-]
He often sails to other regions so these don't really count as steps.
Also, nothing important has happened in the mean time unlike in the Red arch where he narrates that he beat the elite 4....
User avatar #171 - YourLordAndMaster (10/16/2013) [-]
I'd like to see the parts Red narrates but to be honest I don't want it dragged out and full of fillers like the original Pokemon anime was. I thought Origins was perfect because it explained a lot (like why gym leaders can be beaten by a child who just became a trainer) and it was brief enough and wrapped things up from the games.
#2 - Pedophilia? Since when has drinking blood meant having sex?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on *1897 0
#3 - taurusguy (10/15/2013) [-]
Well, saying you are a vampire isnt that good of an excuse when found in the room of a 8 year old dressed like a bat.
User avatar #4 - biscuitsunited (10/15/2013) [-]
nonononono Vampires traditionally go after Virgin "lady's" , basically women of age.
#20 - He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#18 - I actually did miss the point there, I get what you're saying …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#19 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I know but it's hard to see if someone is a diplomate while it's in the middle of the street is it now?
User avatar #20 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard while he was being arrested. Honestly, I don't really know much of the details here.
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#16 - Police don't have immunity, diplomats do.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2013 on It Keeps Happening! 0
#17 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the point here, because you're now saying that if you are a police officer you are not allowed to arrest someone who is beating up his wife and kids openly on the street?
User avatar #18 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
I actually did miss the point there, I get what you're saying but they can't arrest a diplomat for doing that. Don't get me wrong, you should be able to and he deserves to be locked up but that's just how it is.
#19 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
I know but it's hard to see if someone is a diplomate while it's in the middle of the street is it now?
User avatar #20 - YourLordAndMaster (10/15/2013) [-]
He surely had diplomatic ID on him that he'd show the guard while he was being arrested. Honestly, I don't really know much of the details here.
#21 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [-]
Well what i've heard he beat up his wife and kids on the street, someone called the cops and they brought him to the station for questioning. They released him after that and then a shitstorm errupted.
User avatar #26 - xxDanvelxx (10/20/2013) [-]
1. They broke into his house and beat him up and dragged him and the kids to the police station.
2. Where is the proof that he beat anyone
3.Fuck you.
#39 - I don't like to thought of my girlfriend being with other guys… 10/14/2013 on My confession +1
#9 - In ireland around the time of the war of independence the Iris… 10/10/2013 on Yea history bitch +1
#3 - His hands were inside her vagina 10/07/2013 on why would you do this +1
#58 - Because back then he didn't know he could rule the universe 10/05/2013 on Would have ruined my... 0
#55 - In my opinion Franklin had the least interesting storyline of … 10/05/2013 on Are they going to be removed? +1
#17 - Maybe he bought the same suit? 09/25/2013 on Oh look! more OC! +3
#161 - 32 counties: Republic has 26 and the North has 6. Not exactly … 09/25/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/22/2013 on Post Apocalypse 0
#9 - I don't think I'm that far in, I just pulled off the jewellery…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on NO!!!! IT"S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!! 0
User avatar #51 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
It's a side mission. You take down a bunch of realty signs then chase a guy own
User avatar #52 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
down
#5 - I stole his car and kept it. It's an awesome car.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2013 on NO!!!! IT"S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!! +2
User avatar #8 - settlwlvs (09/22/2013) [-]
I kept the real estate guy's car and tricked it out. The comet
User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't think I'm that far in, I just pulled off the jewellery store heist.
User avatar #51 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
It's a side mission. You take down a bunch of realty signs then chase a guy own
User avatar #52 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
down
#1 - Who the **** gives a hooker a lick out? Jesus Christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on That Pussy Stank +4
#2 - sinery (09/19/2013) [-]
Just look at what you've done.
#5 - Spartans also didn't fight in their underwear, they wore prope…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Spartan Trivia +79
User avatar #28 - brutusantony (09/19/2013) [-]
one of the many things that pissed me off about that movie
User avatar #21 - Rockaman (09/19/2013) [-]
Depends on the era and the battle - there are a few accounts of Spartans fighting with little on, mostly against majorly inferior foes, probably as a boast to play on the foes fears.
#6 - But when you fight wild Machokes they're wearing the belt 09/18/2013 on Machoke +4
#5 - You've never heard of Lois Lane?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on It's true, isn't it? 0
#6 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
nope.
i kinda live in a cave.
#7 - smashingprodigy (09/18/2013) [-]
That's alright. It's on an intersection with Quinzel Boulevard.
#3 - Lewis and Clark, the explorers. Lois and Clark, Superman and h…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on It's true, isn't it? +1
User avatar #4 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
never heard of Lewis and Clark, the explorers

nor Lois.
User avatar #8 - lordscooby (09/18/2013) [-]
lewis and clark mapped a good bit of north america, with the help of an indian woman named sacagawea
User avatar #5 - YourLordAndMaster (09/18/2013) [-]
You've never heard of Lois Lane?
#6 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
nope.
i kinda live in a cave.
#7 - smashingprodigy (09/18/2013) [-]
That's alright. It's on an intersection with Quinzel Boulevard.
#53 - Actually it was because flight was easier to animate than jump… 09/12/2013 on BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW +2
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
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i kno rit
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Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
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Back to rand again... -_-
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DERD ERND
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