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And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as Master of all; and I thought it good.

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#3 - Comment deleted 09/22/2013 on Post Apocalypse 0
#9 - I don't think I'm that far in, I just pulled off the jewellery…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on NO!!!! IT"S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!! 0
User avatar #51 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
It's a side mission. You take down a bunch of realty signs then chase a guy own
User avatar #52 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
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#5 - I stole his car and kept it. It's an awesome car.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2013 on NO!!!! IT"S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!! +2
User avatar #8 - settlwlvs (09/22/2013) [-]
I kept the real estate guy's car and tricked it out. The comet
User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't think I'm that far in, I just pulled off the jewellery store heist.
User avatar #51 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
It's a side mission. You take down a bunch of realty signs then chase a guy own
User avatar #52 - settlwlvs (09/23/2013) [-]
down
#1 - Who the **** gives a hooker a lick out? Jesus Christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on That Pussy Stank +4
#2 - sinery (09/19/2013) [-]
Just look at what you've done.
#5 - Spartans also didn't fight in their underwear, they wore prope…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Spartan Trivia +79
User avatar #28 - brutusantony (09/19/2013) [-]
one of the many things that pissed me off about that movie
User avatar #21 - Rockaman (09/19/2013) [-]
Depends on the era and the battle - there are a few accounts of Spartans fighting with little on, mostly against majorly inferior foes, probably as a boast to play on the foes fears.
#6 - But when you fight wild Machokes they're wearing the belt 09/18/2013 on Machoke +4
#5 - You've never heard of Lois Lane?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on It's true, isn't it? 0
#6 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
nope.
i kinda live in a cave.
#7 - smashingprodigy (09/18/2013) [-]
That's alright. It's on an intersection with Quinzel Boulevard.
#3 - Lewis and Clark, the explorers. Lois and Clark, Superman and h…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on It's true, isn't it? +1
User avatar #4 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
never heard of Lewis and Clark, the explorers

nor Lois.
User avatar #8 - lordscooby (09/18/2013) [-]
lewis and clark mapped a good bit of north america, with the help of an indian woman named sacagawea
User avatar #5 - YourLordAndMaster (09/18/2013) [-]
You've never heard of Lois Lane?
#6 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
nope.
i kinda live in a cave.
#7 - smashingprodigy (09/18/2013) [-]
That's alright. It's on an intersection with Quinzel Boulevard.
#53 - Actually it was because flight was easier to animate than jump… 09/12/2013 on BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW +2
#58 - Yeah but Bad Wolf is kind of Roses deal so it'd be associated …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on They gave us a poster and a... 0
User avatar #67 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/12/2013) [-]
But... rose is back for the episode? i thought...
#44 - Honestly, I misunderstood your use of "bonkers" I th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on They gave us a poster and a... 0
User avatar #45 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/11/2013) [-]
It's on the poster, and it would fit - She did see ALL of time when she left the signs...
User avatar #58 - YourLordAndMaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but Bad Wolf is kind of Roses deal so it'd be associated with her but you do have a good point, she probably planned for this.
User avatar #67 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/12/2013) [-]
But... rose is back for the episode? i thought...
#3 - X is way better than Y  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on So this is happening +1
User avatar #4 - cumsinbucket (09/11/2013) [-]
the legendary in y looks better than x
so maybe thats was their compramise
#32 - "Billie Piper" wasn't your first clue?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2013 on They gave us a poster and a... 0
#43 - paradoxpoetic (09/11/2013) [-]
Having Rose back is great but if they bring back the Bad Wolf bit like they did for ten I would be very happy.
User avatar #44 - YourLordAndMaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Honestly, I misunderstood your use of "bonkers" I thought you meant it as a bad thing. I doubt they'd bring back the Bad Wolf thing.
User avatar #45 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/11/2013) [-]
It's on the poster, and it would fit - She did see ALL of time when she left the signs...
User avatar #58 - YourLordAndMaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but Bad Wolf is kind of Roses deal so it'd be associated with her but you do have a good point, she probably planned for this.
User avatar #67 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/12/2013) [-]
But... rose is back for the episode? i thought...
#2 - I don't get it 07/24/2013 on Conan 0
#83 - It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to conse…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Parenting done right +3
#86 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
"It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to consent because gays can already do that, it's about sexuality."


Never have kids, you sound like one of those stupid Americans.
I mean......wow, just wow.

really?

I mean.... his logic was used in another example to disprove it validity......
Of coarse his post was not about changing the law......

You have to be an American to be that stupid. Please don't tell me you're from Europe.
#113 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Why are you referring to OP as a different person than yourself? Are you that desperate to make your pathetic excuse for an argument look like it has any approval?
#105 - redeadhunter (07/24/2013) [-]
#130 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Hating americans?
Makes me look non-American.
#95 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
You must be mentally challenged, she talks about her daughter being able to marry someone of her own gender/sex.
Its not about her daughter being able to marry a female child in the age of 12. She talks about her daughter probably above the age of 18 being able to marry a girl. And here you talk about a 40 year old man marrying a 12 year old male. WTF are you talking about?
#131 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Americans....
User avatar #119 - spyisspy (07/24/2013) [-]
i see his argument, the poster says "Love is still love" and what he/she said that even if a 12 y.o. loves a 40 y.o., that is still love
#81 - Legally it isn't consent. Ever hear of statutory rape? 16 year…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Parenting done right +3
#82 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
But if we change the laws so a 12 year old can consent legally, then there is no problem with the original logic use in OP's post!

Are you retarded or something?

It's a very simple point about the logic used, Jesus christ man.
User avatar #112 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
It's an issue of maturity. A 12 year old child isn't considered mature enough (even if they actually are mature enough, under the law they aren't considered to be) to fully understand the consequences of marrying a 40 year old. For two mature adult men or women who are able to understand the consequences of their actions, that shouldn't be an issue.
#127 - maturity (07/24/2013) [-]
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
User avatar #128 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
Sorry man, shit happens. My name gets used a lot more than you might think to.
#129 - maturity (07/24/2013) [-]
well ain't that something, we should start a rebellion
User avatar #83 - YourLordAndMaster (07/24/2013) [-]
It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to consent because gays can already do that, it's about sexuality.
#86 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
"It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to consent because gays can already do that, it's about sexuality."


Never have kids, you sound like one of those stupid Americans.
I mean......wow, just wow.

really?

I mean.... his logic was used in another example to disprove it validity......
Of coarse his post was not about changing the law......

You have to be an American to be that stupid. Please don't tell me you're from Europe.
#113 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Why are you referring to OP as a different person than yourself? Are you that desperate to make your pathetic excuse for an argument look like it has any approval?
#105 - redeadhunter (07/24/2013) [-]
#130 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Hating americans?
Makes me look non-American.
#95 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
You must be mentally challenged, she talks about her daughter being able to marry someone of her own gender/sex.
Its not about her daughter being able to marry a female child in the age of 12. She talks about her daughter probably above the age of 18 being able to marry a girl. And here you talk about a 40 year old man marrying a 12 year old male. WTF are you talking about?
#131 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Americans....
User avatar #119 - spyisspy (07/24/2013) [-]
i see his argument, the poster says "Love is still love" and what he/she said that even if a 12 y.o. loves a 40 y.o., that is still love
#79 - Consenting adults. The "woman of her dreams" wants t…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Parenting done right +2
#80 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
12 year olds can't Consent?

That's news to me.
User avatar #81 - YourLordAndMaster (07/24/2013) [-]
Legally it isn't consent. Ever hear of statutory rape? 16 year olds can consent, but they're still to young for it to be legal.
#82 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
But if we change the laws so a 12 year old can consent legally, then there is no problem with the original logic use in OP's post!

Are you retarded or something?

It's a very simple point about the logic used, Jesus christ man.
User avatar #112 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
It's an issue of maturity. A 12 year old child isn't considered mature enough (even if they actually are mature enough, under the law they aren't considered to be) to fully understand the consequences of marrying a 40 year old. For two mature adult men or women who are able to understand the consequences of their actions, that shouldn't be an issue.
#127 - maturity (07/24/2013) [-]
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
User avatar #128 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
Sorry man, shit happens. My name gets used a lot more than you might think to.
#129 - maturity (07/24/2013) [-]
well ain't that something, we should start a rebellion
User avatar #83 - YourLordAndMaster (07/24/2013) [-]
It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to consent because gays can already do that, it's about sexuality.
#86 - ancel (07/24/2013) [-]
"It isn't about changing the law to allow 12 year olds to consent because gays can already do that, it's about sexuality."


Never have kids, you sound like one of those stupid Americans.
I mean......wow, just wow.

really?

I mean.... his logic was used in another example to disprove it validity......
Of coarse his post was not about changing the law......

You have to be an American to be that stupid. Please don't tell me you're from Europe.
#113 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Why are you referring to OP as a different person than yourself? Are you that desperate to make your pathetic excuse for an argument look like it has any approval?
#105 - redeadhunter (07/24/2013) [-]
#130 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Hating americans?
Makes me look non-American.
#95 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
You must be mentally challenged, she talks about her daughter being able to marry someone of her own gender/sex.
Its not about her daughter being able to marry a female child in the age of 12. She talks about her daughter probably above the age of 18 being able to marry a girl. And here you talk about a 40 year old man marrying a 12 year old male. WTF are you talking about?
#131 - ancel (07/26/2013) [-]
Americans....
User avatar #119 - spyisspy (07/24/2013) [-]
i see his argument, the poster says "Love is still love" and what he/she said that even if a 12 y.o. loves a 40 y.o., that is still love
#118 - So if people started worshipping you all christians/athiests/m… 07/22/2013 on "gods" and "God" are not... 0
#60 - Instead of being "female Thor" try looking up Thor G…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Tin Bra 0
User avatar #87 - wardylocks (07/11/2013) [-]
Thor Girl is lame nobody would know who I was unless they were really into the comics
#2 - Gwen Stacy died in 1973. I don't think it's a spoiler anymore.… 06/07/2013 on Spoilers +3
#24 - Stranger Hand 05/28/2013 on Heros' Names 0
#6 - Well J.A.R.V.I.S is actually named Jarvis after Starks human b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Fun facts +2
#28 - RidgeRacer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thank christ. If you had not said anything i would have flipped nerd shit.
#171 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
i bet you almost died watching the mandarin in iron man 3
#14 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
"Funny" one that doesn't make sense
#13 - Come on guys, this isn't a joke. 05/24/2013 on Whovians beware, you're in... +5
#2 - Really? There's no Hayden but there's ******* Mandeep? 05/24/2013 on Perfect Place, Perfect Time +2
#7 - Google it 05/16/2013 on Stereotypes 0
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User avatar #37 - YourLordAndMaster (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** , guys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgenarin (09/21/2012) [-]
i kno rit
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Too many private profiles on this site.


WHY MUST THEY DO ZIS?
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Back to rand again... -_-
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DERD ERND
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dummut i cant dubs
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