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Date Signed Up:10/28/2009
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:Australia
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#232 - That's not a bad idea... 12 marines assigned to a public schoo… 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +2
#44 - Look at that adorable, fluffy bastard! It's a Chinchilla right…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Awww 0
User avatar #46 - ivoryhammer (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah it's a chinchilla, they're okay as pets, not very smart, but they're really cuddly and very soft. You have to buy silica dust for them to roll around in too.
#49 - inathecold (12/19/2012) [-]
I take care of a Chinchilla one week out of every three in a Plant and Animal Life Sciences class. The dust is for them to bathe in, because if their fur gets wet it starts to clump and get really nasty.
User avatar #52 - ivoryhammer (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah I used to have a chinchilla
#39 - Probably seems random but I want to see some stats about Vegem…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2012 on AUSTRALIA +2
User avatar #64 - paraplegichedgehog (12/12/2012) [-]
the rumor/reason i was given about vegemite not being sold was because there was a small chemical / ingredient in vegemite that was known to have a minimal chance of birth defects in pregnant women so america and other countries where like "no fuck that"

Also if your American have you ever heard the theory that Australians don't have cows and that we import all our meat? Alot of American's i've meet over the interent always seem to seriously ask me this- or is more one of those things someones decided to make up just to troll us ages ago?
User avatar #71 - threeeighteen (12/12/2012) [-]
I live in Rockhampton (supposed beef capital of Australia), that thing about importing our beef is pretty funny.
User avatar #83 - paraplegichedgehog (12/12/2012) [-]
XD yeah when someone first asked my friend and I we went out driving for about 40 minutes to find a paddock of cows and took a million photos of us close to us with a sign saying something along the lines of "don't mind me and my fucktone of meat" ) good old days
User avatar #56 - supercweepy (12/12/2012) [-]
I flippin' love Caramello Koalas, lol. Also there's plenty of Vegemite in Australia, except that the original Kraft Vegemite was sold to the yanks years ago. Sad day.
#38 - Yeah, there's a massive thunderstorm hitting Adelaide at the m… 12/12/2012 on AUSTRALIA 0
#51 - Kar boebi pazil, lipz won duba! 12/06/2012 on Maybe if you werent wearing... 0
#39 - I'm a female the thinks Remi Malek is sex on legs. I'm allowed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on amazing cosplayers +2
#42 - MandiMarie (12/06/2012) [-]
Dat gif.
#22 - Random fact. The guy that voiced Tahno (Remi Malek) played…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on amazing cosplayers 0
#24 - kamusioso (12/06/2012) [-]
Just by the fact you know that, we know you are gay
#39 - YaMum (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm a female the thinks Remi Malek is sex on legs. I'm allowed to stalk his movies.
#42 - MandiMarie (12/06/2012) [-]
Dat gif.
#11 - Sooo... What now? 12/06/2012 on It Can't Be True +3
#51 - That Koala one reminds me of the Black Saturday fires in 2009.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Humanity... +17
User avatar #114 - Edi (12/06/2012) [-]
Too bad she died a little while later :/
#35 - Picture 12/05/2012 on Potato +7
#22 - Comment deleted 12/04/2012 on Saw Reece Mastin 0
#356 - Picture 12/03/2012 on Kill yourself, please +7
#20 - I can't read this normally. My inner monolog immediately goes … 11/28/2012 on the world according to aussies 0
#13 - Mine prefers to use my mattress =3 11/26/2012 on Wake up daddy! +2
#36 - 3 Sunrise/Morning show gifs on the frontpage in 2 weeks? Austr… 11/25/2012 on I hate this job. Oh we're... +1
#59 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Dafuq Cat? +12
#61 - boomdady (11/24/2012) [-]
#82 - beerterror (11/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #69 - thetoyscissors (11/24/2012) [-]
My brain hurts....
#173 - The deep storage idea is genius. We already have an understand…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #214 - DrPeppir (11/24/2012) [-]
The box is made of iron. Wouldn't it just oxidize?
#199 - blahdudeblah (11/24/2012) [-]
we already have a seed repository in Antarctica just in case the world's crops get completely fucked over. We have several tons of grain seeds and are still building up more.
#178 - doctorgiano (11/24/2012) [-]
in a 100 year? Virtual Reality porn movies?
#50 - Shaving in the shower is a like a hardcore session of yoga... 11/22/2012 on Lazy logic 0
#87 - Picture 11/20/2012 on When taking a family photo +1
#86 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2012 on When taking a family photo +29
#99 - theholyblade (11/20/2012) [-]
I thumbed because tits.
#110 - TheGermanGuy (11/20/2012) [-]
#143 - theholyblade (11/20/2012) [-]
Well, shit, nigger. I guess you have a point.
#85 - I feel the need to share some Jenna gifs.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2012 on When taking a family photo +13
#106 - OMG (11/20/2012) [-]
#86 - YaMum (11/20/2012) [-]
#99 - theholyblade (11/20/2012) [-]
I thumbed because tits.
#110 - TheGermanGuy (11/20/2012) [-]
#143 - theholyblade (11/20/2012) [-]
Well, shit, nigger. I guess you have a point.
#4 - Hannah Hart is the best thing in existence. 11/11/2012 on My life +5
#33 - I'm switching to Nesquik... 11/05/2012 on Milo +1
#101 - Oh god, when his dad ran onto the track... 11/04/2012 on I cry ever tim +9
#9 - My neighbors are the same. It's no fun living on a street with…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Wifi +139
#108 - dsand (11/03/2012) [-]
I dont know how to change my router name
#292 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Call geeksquad
#82 - grooktoken (11/03/2012) [-]
How do you change the name? Sorry for the stupidity...
User avatar #104 - vigorion (11/03/2012) [-]
Generally you just type your IP into you browser to change your settings...
User avatar #63 - ILikeGreen (11/03/2012) [-]
Mine says "Tardis Wifi". I'm on the desktop so I can screen now.
#145 - qazzuiop (11/03/2012) [-]
#250 - ILikeGreen (11/04/2012) [-]
Bring it ;)
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#87 - snakefire (09/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
#86 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This is me by the way.
#71 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey shorty X3
User avatar #72 to #71 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Hihi.
User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #74 to #73 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Sick as fuck =(
How about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
D: I wish I could help. Some soup would be nice~

Bleh I've been better and I've been worse. I finally found out why my graphics card never worked after I built my pc almost a year ago.
User avatar #76 to #75 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I've just been inhaling coffee like a mother fucker. I'm gonna overdose on caffeine soon.

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This whole time I was missing one wire. It takes two wires from the power source to make it work and I only had one this entire time...

So I've got to get that cord tomorrow.

And caffeine is nice. Keeps away headaches. I prefer soda to coffee.
User avatar #78 to #77 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
So it's been like that for a year?! This is why I didn't build my own rig. a missing wire would have been the least of my problems.
User avatar #79 to #78 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
You pc game? Swwweeeeet.

Yeah I am evidently not good with computer. But my processor is so good I didn't really NEED a GPU for most games. But when I try to play things like Black ops 2 (rarely) and deus ex human revolution it becomes a problem.
User avatar #80 to #79 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
OMG I LOVE THE THIRD DEUS EX!!!!!!!!
I have like, no friends that play it and I hate that because it's such an amazing game!
My new computer can run Skyrim on Ultimate settings with 150 texture packs. It's like a drug I can't stop downloading new games.
#81 to #80 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
GAH YES FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO LOVES IT

I Was on the last boss when my computer decided it would get infected with malware and I had to wipe it clean...

Don't tell anyone but I secretly ship adam and faridah. I was so mad I wasn't good enough to save her...Maybe this time after I replay it after fixing my gpu.

Thats pretty slick, Im hoping to be able to do that after fixing my gpu.

Do you have skype by chance?
User avatar #82 to #81 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm so close to finishing it, it's killing me! I reloaded my save 3 times to save her. I refused to let her die.
I don't have skype unfortunately. I don't have the patience for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand? Patience?

How about steam then?
User avatar #84 to #83 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have an account and I can't be bothered getting one. I'm just that kind of person.
I'm pretty sure I have you on Steam. I'm TentackleTack.
User avatar #70 - snakefire (07/11/2013) [-]
Hello..
#49 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9" you're so tiny X3
4'9" you're so tiny X3
#50 to #49 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I haven't grown since I was 14 .
#51 to #50 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
But its so cute.
User avatar #52 to #51 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm a police officer. I'm suppose to be strong and threatening not cute.
#53 to #52 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I know this might not mean much to you, but I'm only 5'6" which is pretty short for a guy. So I know how you feel.
User avatar #54 to #53 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
You need to find yourself a short girlfriend then. The only guys that are ever interested in me are quite short and they like that I make them feel taller.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really care about feeling taller. I just find short girls adorable.
User avatar #56 to #55 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
Australia needs more guys like you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Sorry hehehe.

There was this one girl who was 6'3" who found my size really cute actually...
User avatar #58 to #57 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not having to wear heels around you =P
#59 to #58 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not wearing high heels around anyone ever.

I wont even tell you the things she did say she'd enjoy doing
User avatar #60 to #59 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
We should change the subject. So how are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm good. Found a Koala in my backyard yesterday.
How about you?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you making a stereotypical aussie joke
User avatar #64 to #63 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
No seriously. We have a big gum tree that hangs over our fence. We think it climbed onto a wonky branch and fell into our yard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Thats hilarious. The best I've had in my back yard was a mountain lion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
A mountain lion?! That's scary, I hope you didn't have any pets.
#67 to #66 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
HAD

Just kidding. I really did have pets, but they were all inside.
User avatar #68 to #67 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
My dogs are tiny little bastards but I wouldn't be surprised if they took on a mountain lion.
#69 to #68 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
My dog is 25 lbs. He cowers to cats but chases down cows.
User avatar #31 - jchipper (03/26/2013) [-]
hi mum
User avatar #32 to #31 - YaMum (03/27/2013) [-]
Hello son.
#33 to #32 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
hey whats up

pic related failed attempt at lookin fresh in school uni
User avatar #34 to #33 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
School uniform? You wouldn't happen to be Australian would you?
Nice hat btw.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
nah BOSTON
where you from
User avatar #36 to #35 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh Boston. I'm a hugh Red sox fan.
Nah, I'm from Adelaide, Australia. We all wear uniforms here so I just assumed.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, FUCK YEAH A SOX FAN, ever been to the States

are you actually 21 or what,
User avatar #38 to #37 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Nope, never been unfortunately but I'd love to go.
I'm 18 and I'm a rookie police officer. I do eventually want to move to the states though. Have you ever been to Australia?
#39 to #38 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
no, but i would like to go to the land down under, dive the reef
honestly how do I look I hot Prom Friday and had to try on my Tux
User avatar #41 to #39 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
You look very handsome. Have you bought a corsage for your date?
I had my school formal last year. My dress was red and my date wore red suspenders =3
#40 to #39 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
how i actually feel
User avatar #42 to #40 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR HEELS!!!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
If thats the flower thingy then yes, Thats awesome I wish I was wearing matching suspenders, and you dont know what kind of stilettos im wearing. Any Pics?
#44 to #43 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Ughhhh, yeah I have pics. But bare in mind that this was taken before I had to loose a tonne weight for my police intake.
And it has watermark because Australian photographer are stupid.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
A ton, wow a whole 907.185 kg, thats impressive im so proud of you, nah you look good
User avatar #46 to #45 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
I know right? I didn't eat for like, a year.
Thank you, I worked very hard. Once I finished school I cut all my hair off and lost about 40 kilos.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
not tryin to be rude but uts late and im goin yo bed
User avatar #48 to #47 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
It's afternoon here and I need to go out.
So we'll chat later then?
User avatar #22 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
Hiii
User avatar #23 to #22 - YaMum (03/12/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #24 to #23 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - YaMum (03/13/2013) [-]
Not bad. Been super busy lately though. How bout you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
I've been better, but I'm holding up.
User avatar #27 to #26 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
Issues at home?
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #29 to #28 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure they'll work out bro.
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
thanks...
User avatar #21 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hi there
User avatar #6 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #7 to #6 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
how are you
User avatar #9 to #8 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good. Yourself?
#10 to #9 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Very good.

Just drinking soda, taking a break from dead space 2.
User avatar #11 to #10 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good game. I'm just playing SimCity 4. Started playing it again last week and now I can't stop...
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I've never played sims before
User avatar #13 to #12 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm not much of a The Sims person but I love SimCity. You should try it, it's addictive.
User avatar #14 to #13 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
maybe sometime. is it on steam?
User avatar #15 to #14 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
It's on sale on Steam for $9. I love Steam sales.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
You should add me.

I cant buy anything though, I'm saving up for a computer part
User avatar #17 to #16 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sure, what's you Steam name?
I'm saving up for a whole new compute. My current one needs way to much work to upgrade individual components.
User avatar #18 to #17 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
snakefire is my steam name

and I'm buying parts to build a PC. much cheaper than buyiing a computer
User avatar #19 to #18 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't think I have enough knowledge of computers to try and build my own. I'll have someone else do it for me, even if it costs a bit more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Its actually REALLY easy

I dont know anything either

you use You need to login to view this link and a little help from 4chan. then you order the parts from newegg. once you get the parts its really easy to put together
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