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#164 - I understand that you have to put the seat up, that's fine. It…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care 0
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#175 - noisia (10/28/2013) [-]
By that logic, you should be able to put it up again if that's the way you found it.
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#166 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
its also common sense to not fall into a toilet but you did it apparently.
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#169 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
My ass is simply too small for the rim and my recent kidney transplant make it painful to perch on the front of it. I need full support or I'm going in.
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#170 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
that in no way stops that fact that you where to dumb to put the seat down before sitting. You are being a bitch blaming guys for your stupidity.
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#172 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Darling do you read at all because we've already covered this?
Have you never mistook something when you've just woken up? I don't see the point of putting my glasses on when all I'm doing is walking two meters to my en-suite bathroom. The toilet seat and the toilet itself are the exact same color and I'm used to my boyfriend remembering to put it down so I can't see if it's actually up. That's the thing, it's not often he forgets to put the seat down so I don't snap at him when that happens.
The content states that this person doesn't mind having the toilet seat up 24/7. I'm not used to it so I wouldn't like that. Little thing called an opinion right here.
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#174 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
its a little thing call you are dumb as fuck for not checking something like that. even if it happens once a year or once a day or fucking never again you are still the one not checking what you are sitting on. You and your dumb self are the only one to blame for falling into a toilet
#160 - Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize you knew me so well and had the…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care +3
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#165 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you go into a bathroom and fall into a fucking toilet.... you are probably the most retarded person I've ever seen on this site.

Based on your comment you seem like dumb kinda bitch that would get all pissed off at some dude for leaving the seat up when it's your own stupidity that you feel in anyway. You have no one but you and your retarded self to blame for falling into a toilet
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#167 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Mate, I've 4,9 and 50 kilos. I barely fit on the average toilet seat as it is.
I don't get pissed off with my dad and my boyfriend, I get frustrated. What if I left the cap off the toothpaste every morning? I took it off so it's my responsibility to put it back on.
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#168 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Its now a responsibility to put toilet seats down?? I could get all upset and say it's your responsibility to put it up when you leave but that would make me an ass and wrong but somehow you getting upset and saying it's guys responsibility to put it down makes you right.

As a dude I piss with the seat up but when I go to take a shit I put the seat down the first thing I do no matter the time of day is check ot see if the seats down if it's not I use less than half a second to put it down and go on with my shitting but nope apparently that's too difficult for some chicks and they get all upset and frustrated and fall into toilets like retards.
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#171 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. If I pay half the mortgage then I think I should have a say in a few things. I'm more then happy to care for my man whether it's making him a sandwich or putting out when he's been working hard all day. All I ask is that simply flicks the toilet seat back down when he's finished.
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#173 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you just like every other chick I've had this argument with.
You stupid enough to fall into a toilet.
You say its the guys responsibility.
You all get upset or mad or frustrated if they don't put it back down.
you are all being massive bitches of like the most useless thing in the world because you can't handle looking before you sit.

I can understand asking someone one you live with to put it down especially if you are pay half the house but, in the end you are still the dumb one that fell into the toilet, you are still the on who gets up set about if it's up or down you are still the one that didn't look at something before you sat on it. It takes less than a second to make sure you aren't going to fall in.
#181 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
It's not fair for you to make assumptions about women in such a manner. If you've never been a female then you cannot simply assume that we're all unintelligent for the occasional slip ups we may make. You know that's stereotyping right? You of all people should recognize such a thing.
I respect your argument even though I disagree with it. and I bid you good day.

Now Sparky McSparkle Face, why don't you take of your tight spandex and leather harness and change into some nice comfy trackie daks. Maybe if you take some pressure off your balls you won't be such a cunt.
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#185 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not stereotyping at all I'm saying falling into a toilet is fucking dumb that is more of a judgmental opinion. I don't care if you are dude or a chick or herm or fucking gender-less or some weird alien spices with some gender I've never seen before when you go to sit down on something weather if be 3am or 10pm or noon or any fucking time of the day or night not checking to make sure you aren't going to fall into a toilet is dumb.

I'm also not making any assumptions I'm saying you along with two woman I know IRL that have also been dumb enough to fall into a toilet (and the on even pulled off doing that in the middle of the day) act the same way about toilet seats. That's isn't an assumption it's facts that I've witnessed.


If you do happen to fuck up and fall in you are the only one to blame for not checking what you are about to sit on. It is no one else fault but yours.


As for tight spandex and leather harness I've never worn anything like that. As for my ball pressure can't get much more free than sitting around in boxers I could go naked but then my ass feels weird on the leather chair so I don't' do that.
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#177 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
dude, Sparky, if we're talking middle of the night, that's a pain in the ass for anyone. I once woke up from a dream in which my Mom woke me up for school, and started getting ready. The first thing I did was walk into my parents' bedroom and take an hour-long shower as I slowly realized it was like 3AM, and not 6.
I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again.
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#187 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
"I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again."

first off way to like beak your own saying.
Second, she brought it up not me so that was totally pointless.
Third, falling into a toilet is dumb as fuck no matter the time of day.
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#188 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
True, true, but so is getting ready at 3 AM while your parents are still asleep, having walked past their sleeping bodies to get to the shower, where, in total darkness, you turn on the shower, still assuming it is 6, get in, and slowly realize that, hey, it's early in the morning.

We all do dumb shit here and there. It's excusable. Now I need to go get ready; later.
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#189 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I didn't say what you did wasn't dumb.

Now you are just agreeing with what I said in the fist place so you have absolutely no point with anything you've said now.
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#192 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
My point is that we all have moments where we become, for a time, total idiots. It's a human trait. It happens to all of us, so why bother arguing over if it was stupid or not. It absolutely was, but we all have those moments, so it doesn't matter.
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#231 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Because i'ts her own fucking fault she fell in that's why.

It is in no way anyone else fault yet she is going to blame guys for her own stupidity. She is going to say it's out responsibility to put the seat down. Making excuses and blaming guys for her own god damn stupidity. I'm not saying we all don't do dumb stuff but at lest take responsibility for your actions and stop trying to put the blame of your own dumbness on someone else.
#157 - OR, I could be a half asleep female that had to get out of bed…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care +1
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#158 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
no you are an idiot if you fall into a toilet no matter the time of day or night you are clearly retarded and deserved to fall in.
#160 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize you knew me so well and had the appropriate qualifications to diagnose me as retarded.
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#165 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you go into a bathroom and fall into a fucking toilet.... you are probably the most retarded person I've ever seen on this site.

Based on your comment you seem like dumb kinda bitch that would get all pissed off at some dude for leaving the seat up when it's your own stupidity that you feel in anyway. You have no one but you and your retarded self to blame for falling into a toilet
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#167 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Mate, I've 4,9 and 50 kilos. I barely fit on the average toilet seat as it is.
I don't get pissed off with my dad and my boyfriend, I get frustrated. What if I left the cap off the toothpaste every morning? I took it off so it's my responsibility to put it back on.
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#168 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Its now a responsibility to put toilet seats down?? I could get all upset and say it's your responsibility to put it up when you leave but that would make me an ass and wrong but somehow you getting upset and saying it's guys responsibility to put it down makes you right.

As a dude I piss with the seat up but when I go to take a shit I put the seat down the first thing I do no matter the time of day is check ot see if the seats down if it's not I use less than half a second to put it down and go on with my shitting but nope apparently that's too difficult for some chicks and they get all upset and frustrated and fall into toilets like retards.
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#171 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. If I pay half the mortgage then I think I should have a say in a few things. I'm more then happy to care for my man whether it's making him a sandwich or putting out when he's been working hard all day. All I ask is that simply flicks the toilet seat back down when he's finished.
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#173 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you just like every other chick I've had this argument with.
You stupid enough to fall into a toilet.
You say its the guys responsibility.
You all get upset or mad or frustrated if they don't put it back down.
you are all being massive bitches of like the most useless thing in the world because you can't handle looking before you sit.

I can understand asking someone one you live with to put it down especially if you are pay half the house but, in the end you are still the dumb one that fell into the toilet, you are still the on who gets up set about if it's up or down you are still the one that didn't look at something before you sat on it. It takes less than a second to make sure you aren't going to fall in.
#181 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
It's not fair for you to make assumptions about women in such a manner. If you've never been a female then you cannot simply assume that we're all unintelligent for the occasional slip ups we may make. You know that's stereotyping right? You of all people should recognize such a thing.
I respect your argument even though I disagree with it. and I bid you good day.

Now Sparky McSparkle Face, why don't you take of your tight spandex and leather harness and change into some nice comfy trackie daks. Maybe if you take some pressure off your balls you won't be such a cunt.
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#185 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not stereotyping at all I'm saying falling into a toilet is fucking dumb that is more of a judgmental opinion. I don't care if you are dude or a chick or herm or fucking gender-less or some weird alien spices with some gender I've never seen before when you go to sit down on something weather if be 3am or 10pm or noon or any fucking time of the day or night not checking to make sure you aren't going to fall into a toilet is dumb.

I'm also not making any assumptions I'm saying you along with two woman I know IRL that have also been dumb enough to fall into a toilet (and the on even pulled off doing that in the middle of the day) act the same way about toilet seats. That's isn't an assumption it's facts that I've witnessed.


If you do happen to fuck up and fall in you are the only one to blame for not checking what you are about to sit on. It is no one else fault but yours.


As for tight spandex and leather harness I've never worn anything like that. As for my ball pressure can't get much more free than sitting around in boxers I could go naked but then my ass feels weird on the leather chair so I don't' do that.
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#177 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
dude, Sparky, if we're talking middle of the night, that's a pain in the ass for anyone. I once woke up from a dream in which my Mom woke me up for school, and started getting ready. The first thing I did was walk into my parents' bedroom and take an hour-long shower as I slowly realized it was like 3AM, and not 6.
I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again.
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#187 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
"I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again."

first off way to like beak your own saying.
Second, she brought it up not me so that was totally pointless.
Third, falling into a toilet is dumb as fuck no matter the time of day.
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#188 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
True, true, but so is getting ready at 3 AM while your parents are still asleep, having walked past their sleeping bodies to get to the shower, where, in total darkness, you turn on the shower, still assuming it is 6, get in, and slowly realize that, hey, it's early in the morning.

We all do dumb shit here and there. It's excusable. Now I need to go get ready; later.
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#189 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I didn't say what you did wasn't dumb.

Now you are just agreeing with what I said in the fist place so you have absolutely no point with anything you've said now.
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#192 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
My point is that we all have moments where we become, for a time, total idiots. It's a human trait. It happens to all of us, so why bother arguing over if it was stupid or not. It absolutely was, but we all have those moments, so it doesn't matter.
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#231 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Because i'ts her own fucking fault she fell in that's why.

It is in no way anyone else fault yet she is going to blame guys for her own stupidity. She is going to say it's out responsibility to put the seat down. Making excuses and blaming guys for her own god damn stupidity. I'm not saying we all don't do dumb stuff but at lest take responsibility for your actions and stop trying to put the blame of your own dumbness on someone else.
#29 - "This IS 80s. No one specified the century."  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot +11
#39 - smokeyrp (10/28/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the MST3K where Servo sings a song about the 70's

Back in the funky 70s--ow!
the party didn't ever stop--ow!
The city of Pompeii was doing all right
but Vesuvius blew her top.


Wowow! Back in the super bad 70s
the Roman Empire still reigned supreme.
Emperor Titus came to power
and he finished up the Colosseum.

sauce: youtu.be/0NYrTaaWQQo
#153 - Clearly you've never fallen into a cold as **** toilet at thre…  [+] (29 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care -3
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#183 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
What can I say? I've got a small ass.
#178 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
What were you are sitting you fuck.
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#176 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Just sit in a way you can't fall in.
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#163 - annogram (10/28/2013) [-]
how the fuck are you even able to do that
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#159 - nimba (10/28/2013) [-]
It's that or we piss all over the seat
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#164 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
I understand that you have to put the seat up, that's fine. It's just that if you can take a second to put it up then why not take a second to simply flick back it down?
I don't know, I just think it's common sense to put something back the way it was when you first found it.
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#175 - noisia (10/28/2013) [-]
By that logic, you should be able to put it up again if that's the way you found it.
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#166 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
its also common sense to not fall into a toilet but you did it apparently.
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#169 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
My ass is simply too small for the rim and my recent kidney transplant make it painful to perch on the front of it. I need full support or I'm going in.
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#170 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
that in no way stops that fact that you where to dumb to put the seat down before sitting. You are being a bitch blaming guys for your stupidity.
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#172 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Darling do you read at all because we've already covered this?
Have you never mistook something when you've just woken up? I don't see the point of putting my glasses on when all I'm doing is walking two meters to my en-suite bathroom. The toilet seat and the toilet itself are the exact same color and I'm used to my boyfriend remembering to put it down so I can't see if it's actually up. That's the thing, it's not often he forgets to put the seat down so I don't snap at him when that happens.
The content states that this person doesn't mind having the toilet seat up 24/7. I'm not used to it so I wouldn't like that. Little thing called an opinion right here.
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#174 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
its a little thing call you are dumb as fuck for not checking something like that. even if it happens once a year or once a day or fucking never again you are still the one not checking what you are sitting on. You and your dumb self are the only one to blame for falling into a toilet
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#154 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
clearly you are one dumb mother fucker if you have that happen to you and you deserve it.
#157 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
OR, I could be a half asleep female that had to get out of bed at 3am to take a piss.
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#158 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
no you are an idiot if you fall into a toilet no matter the time of day or night you are clearly retarded and deserved to fall in.
#160 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize you knew me so well and had the appropriate qualifications to diagnose me as retarded.
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#165 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you go into a bathroom and fall into a fucking toilet.... you are probably the most retarded person I've ever seen on this site.

Based on your comment you seem like dumb kinda bitch that would get all pissed off at some dude for leaving the seat up when it's your own stupidity that you feel in anyway. You have no one but you and your retarded self to blame for falling into a toilet
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#167 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Mate, I've 4,9 and 50 kilos. I barely fit on the average toilet seat as it is.
I don't get pissed off with my dad and my boyfriend, I get frustrated. What if I left the cap off the toothpaste every morning? I took it off so it's my responsibility to put it back on.
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#168 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Its now a responsibility to put toilet seats down?? I could get all upset and say it's your responsibility to put it up when you leave but that would make me an ass and wrong but somehow you getting upset and saying it's guys responsibility to put it down makes you right.

As a dude I piss with the seat up but when I go to take a shit I put the seat down the first thing I do no matter the time of day is check ot see if the seats down if it's not I use less than half a second to put it down and go on with my shitting but nope apparently that's too difficult for some chicks and they get all upset and frustrated and fall into toilets like retards.
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#171 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. If I pay half the mortgage then I think I should have a say in a few things. I'm more then happy to care for my man whether it's making him a sandwich or putting out when he's been working hard all day. All I ask is that simply flicks the toilet seat back down when he's finished.
User avatar
#173 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
you just like every other chick I've had this argument with.
You stupid enough to fall into a toilet.
You say its the guys responsibility.
You all get upset or mad or frustrated if they don't put it back down.
you are all being massive bitches of like the most useless thing in the world because you can't handle looking before you sit.

I can understand asking someone one you live with to put it down especially if you are pay half the house but, in the end you are still the dumb one that fell into the toilet, you are still the on who gets up set about if it's up or down you are still the one that didn't look at something before you sat on it. It takes less than a second to make sure you aren't going to fall in.
#181 - YaMum (10/28/2013) [-]
It's not fair for you to make assumptions about women in such a manner. If you've never been a female then you cannot simply assume that we're all unintelligent for the occasional slip ups we may make. You know that's stereotyping right? You of all people should recognize such a thing.
I respect your argument even though I disagree with it. and I bid you good day.

Now Sparky McSparkle Face, why don't you take of your tight spandex and leather harness and change into some nice comfy trackie daks. Maybe if you take some pressure off your balls you won't be such a cunt.
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#185 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not stereotyping at all I'm saying falling into a toilet is fucking dumb that is more of a judgmental opinion. I don't care if you are dude or a chick or herm or fucking gender-less or some weird alien spices with some gender I've never seen before when you go to sit down on something weather if be 3am or 10pm or noon or any fucking time of the day or night not checking to make sure you aren't going to fall into a toilet is dumb.

I'm also not making any assumptions I'm saying you along with two woman I know IRL that have also been dumb enough to fall into a toilet (and the on even pulled off doing that in the middle of the day) act the same way about toilet seats. That's isn't an assumption it's facts that I've witnessed.


If you do happen to fuck up and fall in you are the only one to blame for not checking what you are about to sit on. It is no one else fault but yours.


As for tight spandex and leather harness I've never worn anything like that. As for my ball pressure can't get much more free than sitting around in boxers I could go naked but then my ass feels weird on the leather chair so I don't' do that.
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#177 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
dude, Sparky, if we're talking middle of the night, that's a pain in the ass for anyone. I once woke up from a dream in which my Mom woke me up for school, and started getting ready. The first thing I did was walk into my parents' bedroom and take an hour-long shower as I slowly realized it was like 3AM, and not 6.
I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again.
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#187 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
"I think anything that happens during the night should just not be spoken of again."

first off way to like beak your own saying.
Second, she brought it up not me so that was totally pointless.
Third, falling into a toilet is dumb as fuck no matter the time of day.
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#188 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
True, true, but so is getting ready at 3 AM while your parents are still asleep, having walked past their sleeping bodies to get to the shower, where, in total darkness, you turn on the shower, still assuming it is 6, get in, and slowly realize that, hey, it's early in the morning.

We all do dumb shit here and there. It's excusable. Now I need to go get ready; later.
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#189 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I didn't say what you did wasn't dumb.

Now you are just agreeing with what I said in the fist place so you have absolutely no point with anything you've said now.
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#192 - mitchr (10/28/2013) [-]
My point is that we all have moments where we become, for a time, total idiots. It's a human trait. It happens to all of us, so why bother arguing over if it was stupid or not. It absolutely was, but we all have those moments, so it doesn't matter.
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#231 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
Because i'ts her own fucking fault she fell in that's why.

It is in no way anyone else fault yet she is going to blame guys for her own stupidity. She is going to say it's out responsibility to put the seat down. Making excuses and blaming guys for her own god damn stupidity. I'm not saying we all don't do dumb stuff but at lest take responsibility for your actions and stop trying to put the blame of your own dumbness on someone else.
#33 - I just want to be buried nekkid in a forest in Tasmania. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Business +5
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#48 - thetom (10/28/2013) [-]
see here i am wanting to be shot out of a cannon towards a group of wild animals. something unsuspecting, also something that scares easily, also something that eats meat.
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FINALLY, someone's thinking about the environment!
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