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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/28/2009
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:Australia
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#82 - My one ambition in life is to raise a kid to be this awesome. 10/30/2011 on A final thankyou +1
#22 - There's always the one reasonably intelligent student who just…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Another reason why teachers... +32
#63 - fudgenipples (10/30/2011) [-]
I always watch the kids who don't pay attention in class, try to answer one of the questions the teacher asked them, and I like how they turn all red, start to sweat, then finally have to courage to say I don't know
User avatar #41 - dredbot (10/30/2011) [-]
They are the 1%.
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#28 - lolwutx has deleted their comment.
#24 - wickys (10/30/2011) [-]
That's me.

It angers me so much i cut myself with a pencil.
#209 - In the second one, if you pick up the turrent on the turrent r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2011 on I don't blame you +1
User avatar #216 - ryuuk (10/28/2011) [-]
thats the oracle turret. it tells you some pretty cool things then says that that's all it can say.
#356 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2011 on FJ WOMEN +8
#379 - bigstudmuffin (10/24/2011) [-]
#64 - Transformed into this guy...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2011 on The awesomeness! +7
User avatar #73 - madbunnnny (10/23/2011) [-]
I thought... how?
#63 - When this guy...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2011 on The awesomeness! +5
#64 - YaMum (10/23/2011) [-]
Transformed into this guy...
User avatar #73 - madbunnnny (10/23/2011) [-]
I thought... how?
#32 - Yes, because attaching a ringing brick to a key is intelligent. 10/21/2011 on Calling your keys +2
#28 - Someone needs to invent a little attachment that has a phone n…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2011 on Calling your keys +1
#31 - anonymous (10/21/2011) [-]
its called a pager... they died out years ago.
User avatar #32 - YaMum (10/21/2011) [-]
Yes, because attaching a ringing brick to a key is intelligent.
#186 - ...and you feel so disappointed in yourself. 10/18/2011 on Round two. 0
#319 - Picture 10/18/2011 on O : 3 +9
#1408 - thumb orgy!!! 10/16/2011 on Thumb Orgy .look in desc. +9
#68 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2011 on look alike comp 4 +32
User avatar #87 - ozthebest (10/16/2011) [-]
I don't see it.
#84 - tounymalouny has deleted their comment.
#390 - It was national zombie day in Australia a couple of days ago. … 10/11/2011 on Good Guy Greg the Zombie +2
#523 - Picture 10/09/2011 on I wanna live some more +1
#1127 - Picture 10/05/2011 on WTF Yearbook Quotes PT2 +7
#216 - The casting couch... 10/03/2011 on Thumb Up If You Recognise... +9
#136 - If they really were our moons then one or two of them would be…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2011 on if other planets were the moon +6
#162 - DaWhiteyPlan (10/02/2011) [-]
short circuit, the original wall*e.
#148 - HarbingerGunner (10/02/2011) [-]
Let's say the earth is rotated around the earth like in the video and it moves and acts the same way as the our current moon.
Just the tilt of the earth's rotation create fairly drastic changes in temperature between summer and winter season. ]
If we moved to Earth 2 that rotates Earth, can you imagine being an entire earths distance closer to the sun? It would get fucking hot fucking fast. the same as the earths distance from the sun. Bitch be freezing
User avatar #169 - exoh (10/02/2011) [-]
and all in the course of 2 weeks
#1242 - Picture 09/24/2011 on What do you say, fellas ? +9
#47 - Sleeping pills. It's the best feeling knowing you're actually … 09/23/2011 on Nap times -1
#569 - Picture 09/23/2011 on it touched my fucking heart +3
#3 - If it was the other way around, the boys would have been arres… 09/20/2011 on 11 yr old boy raped by 14... +3
#474 - Picture 09/17/2011 on Mufasa +2
#41 - How the **** ?.. 09/15/2011 on Troll Students 0
#46 - Picture 09/15/2011 on pokemon 0
#112 - Picture 09/15/2011 on I want to live here some more +3
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#87 - snakefire (09/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
#86 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This is me by the way.
#71 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey shorty X3
User avatar #72 to #71 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Hihi.
User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #74 to #73 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Sick as **** =(
How about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
D: I wish I could help. Some soup would be nice~

Bleh I've been better and I've been worse. I finally found out why my graphics card never worked after I built my pc almost a year ago.
User avatar #76 to #75 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I've just been inhaling coffee like a mother ****** . I'm gonna overdose on caffeine soon.

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This whole time I was missing one wire. It takes two wires from the power source to make it work and I only had one this entire time...

So I've got to get that cord tomorrow.

And caffeine is nice. Keeps away headaches. I prefer soda to coffee.
User avatar #78 to #77 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
So it's been like that for a year?! This is why I didn't build my own rig. a missing wire would have been the least of my problems.
User avatar #79 to #78 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
You pc game? Swwweeeeet.

Yeah I am evidently not good with computer. But my processor is so good I didn't really NEED a GPU for most games. But when I try to play things like Black ops 2 (rarely) and deus ex human revolution it becomes a problem.
User avatar #80 to #79 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
OMG I LOVE THE THIRD DEUS EX!!!!!!!!
I have like, no friends that play it and I hate that because it's such an amazing game!
My new computer can run Skyrim on Ultimate settings with 150 texture packs. It's like a drug I can't stop downloading new games.
#81 to #80 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
GAH YES FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO LOVES IT

I Was on the last boss when my computer decided it would get infected with malware and I had to wipe it clean...

Don't tell anyone but I secretly ship adam and faridah. I was so mad I wasn't good enough to save her...Maybe this time after I replay it after fixing my gpu.

Thats pretty slick, Im hoping to be able to do that after fixing my gpu.

Do you have skype by chance?
User avatar #82 to #81 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm so close to finishing it, it's killing me! I reloaded my save 3 times to save her. I refused to let her die.
I don't have skype unfortunately. I don't have the patience for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand? Patience?

How about steam then?
User avatar #84 to #83 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have an account and I can't be bothered getting one. I'm just that kind of person.
I'm pretty sure I have you on Steam. I'm TentackleTack.
User avatar #70 - snakefire (07/11/2013) [-]
Hello..
#49 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9" you're so tiny X3
4'9" you're so tiny X3
#50 to #49 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I haven't grown since I was 14 .
#51 to #50 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
But its so cute.
User avatar #52 to #51 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm a police officer. I'm suppose to be strong and threatening not cute.
#53 to #52 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I know this might not mean much to you, but I'm only 5'6" which is pretty short for a guy. So I know how you feel.
User avatar #54 to #53 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
You need to find yourself a short girlfriend then. The only guys that are ever interested in me are quite short and they like that I make them feel taller.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really care about feeling taller. I just find short girls adorable.
User avatar #56 to #55 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
Australia needs more guys like you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Sorry hehehe.

There was this one girl who was 6'3" who found my size really cute actually...
User avatar #58 to #57 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not having to wear heels around you =P
#59 to #58 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not wearing high heels around anyone ever.

I wont even tell you the things she did say she'd enjoy doing
User avatar #60 to #59 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
We should change the subject. So how are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm good. Found a Koala in my backyard yesterday.
How about you?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you making a stereotypical aussie joke
User avatar #64 to #63 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
No seriously. We have a big gum tree that hangs over our fence. We think it climbed onto a wonky branch and fell into our yard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Thats hilarious. The best I've had in my back yard was a mountain lion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
A mountain lion?! That's scary, I hope you didn't have any pets.
#67 to #66 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
HAD

Just kidding. I really did have pets, but they were all inside.
User avatar #68 to #67 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
My dogs are tiny little bastards but I wouldn't be surprised if they took on a mountain lion.
#69 to #68 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
My dog is 25 lbs. He cowers to cats but chases down cows.
User avatar #31 - jchipper (03/26/2013) [-]
hi mum
User avatar #32 to #31 - YaMum (03/27/2013) [-]
Hello son.
#33 to #32 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
hey whats up

pic related failed attempt at lookin fresh in school uni
User avatar #34 to #33 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
School uniform? You wouldn't happen to be Australian would you?
Nice hat btw.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
nah BOSTON
where you from
User avatar #36 to #35 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh Boston. I'm a hugh Red sox fan.
Nah, I'm from Adelaide, Australia. We all wear uniforms here so I just assumed.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, **** YEAH A SOX FAN, ever been to the States

are you actually 21 or what,
User avatar #38 to #37 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Nope, never been unfortunately but I'd love to go.
I'm 18 and I'm a rookie police officer. I do eventually want to move to the states though. Have you ever been to Australia?
#39 to #38 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
no, but i would like to go to the land down under, dive the reef
honestly how do I look I hot Prom Friday and had to try on my Tux
User avatar #41 to #39 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
You look very handsome. Have you bought a corsage for your date?
I had my school formal last year. My dress was red and my date wore red suspenders =3
#40 to #39 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
how i actually feel
User avatar #42 to #40 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR HEELS!!!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
If thats the flower thingy then yes, Thats awesome I wish I was wearing matching suspenders, and you dont know what kind of stilettos im wearing. Any Pics?
#44 to #43 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Ughhhh, yeah I have pics. But bare in mind that this was taken before I had to loose a tonne weight for my police intake.
And it has watermark because Australian photographer are stupid.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
A ton, wow a whole 907.185 kg, thats impressive im so proud of you, nah you look good
User avatar #46 to #45 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
I know right? I didn't eat for like, a year.
Thank you, I worked very hard. Once I finished school I cut all my hair off and lost about 40 kilos.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
not tryin to be rude but uts late and im goin yo bed
User avatar #48 to #47 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
It's afternoon here and I need to go out.
So we'll chat later then?
User avatar #22 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
Hiii
User avatar #23 to #22 - YaMum (03/12/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #24 to #23 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - YaMum (03/13/2013) [-]
Not bad. Been super busy lately though. How bout you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
I've been better, but I'm holding up.
User avatar #27 to #26 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
Issues at home?
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #29 to #28 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure they'll work out bro.
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
thanks...
User avatar #21 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hi there
User avatar #6 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #7 to #6 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
how are you
User avatar #9 to #8 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good. Yourself?
#10 to #9 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Very good.

Just drinking soda, taking a break from dead space 2.
User avatar #11 to #10 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good game. I'm just playing SimCity 4. Started playing it again last week and now I can't stop...
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I've never played sims before
User avatar #13 to #12 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm not much of a The Sims person but I love SimCity. You should try it, it's addictive.
User avatar #14 to #13 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
maybe sometime. is it on steam?
User avatar #15 to #14 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
It's on sale on Steam for $9. I love Steam sales.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
You should add me.

I cant buy anything though, I'm saving up for a computer part
User avatar #17 to #16 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sure, what's you Steam name?
I'm saving up for a whole new compute. My current one needs way to much work to upgrade individual components.
User avatar #18 to #17 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
snakefire is my steam name

and I'm buying parts to build a PC. much cheaper than buyiing a computer
User avatar #19 to #18 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't think I have enough knowledge of computers to try and build my own. I'll have someone else do it for me, even if it costs a bit more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Its actually REALLY easy

I dont know anything either

you use You need to login to view this link and a little help from 4chan. then you order the parts from newegg. once you get the parts its really easy to put together
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