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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/28/2009
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:Australia
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#72 - I remember this on yellow funnyjunk. Right above 'Which backst…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2012 on Something the oldest FJers... +21
User avatar #96 - quadracer (05/26/2012) [-]
I still believe Shfifty Five is the best video ever created on the interwebz
#77 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [-]
and kitty cat dance!
User avatar #75 - explodadon (04/28/2012) [-]
dont forget the weeee video with the fucking squirrel.. gonads and strife
User avatar #73 - LexiTheUber (04/28/2012) [-]
Oh I loved the "Which backstreet boy is gay?"!!!!
User avatar #78 - tiptoebythewindow (04/28/2012) [-]
FUCK YES!!
#111 - I'm not a big fan of Axe but Lynx is like crack to me. 04/26/2012 on Circles (2) -1
#290 - 'Everyday I'd cross that lake with a mouthful of flies and hel… 04/24/2012 on A Frog Sitting on a Bench... 0
#43 - THE **** ?! This is new... 04/15/2012 on Freestyle toaster +1
#36 - I actually have this toaster. Last week I caught it beatboxing…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on Freestyle toaster +11
#43 - YaMum (04/15/2012) [-]
THE FUCK?! This is new...
#24 - Picture 04/15/2012 on Whenever I try to explain... +9
#7 - Picture 04/10/2012 on Read lazy people +2
#229 - The markers dried out after 2 days, the paint was weak and fel… 04/04/2012 on only 90's kids... +1
#319 - Comment deleted 03/19/2012 on I hate facebook +1
#316 - Comment deleted 03/19/2012 on I hate facebook 0
#3 - Brownie! 03/18/2012 on That Smell 0
#27 - The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2012 on Where is my guitar? +6
User avatar #31 - zacanimefan (03/18/2012) [-]
thank you
#139 - Picture 03/18/2012 on SOOO cute +4
#122 - They tend to avoid Australia. We'd probably avoid a zombie apo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Aliens Logic +1
User avatar #147 - tomesponja (03/17/2012) [-]
True, but you have spiders...
User avatar #124 - tinglyturtletaint (03/17/2012) [-]
That and fuck your hot ass desert
#12 - I'm sure this will come in handy. 03/10/2012 on Random comp #7 +2
#141 - I would like to take this moment to say R.I.P to my Spyro : Ga… 03/06/2012 on Childhood then & now +1
#322 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2012 on She's fine, cant you see? +3
#334 - dinokalz (03/02/2012) [-]
#62 - So... Are the penguins going to start singing Under Pressure now? 02/26/2012 on Glacier into ocean +1
#398 - Do any Australians remember SN:TV from the early 00's with Dav… 02/24/2012 on Things 90's Kids Realize 0
#24 - I know I'm going to get bombarded with red thumbs because of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2012 on songs nowadays +1
User avatar #36 - bellevixen (02/21/2012) [-]
Pitbull is kind of hot lol
#686 - Death Note introduced me to Anime. It's fantastic.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2012 on Movies.. :D +2
#713 - janderp (02/21/2012) [-]
Same here
#33 - YaMum rockz the_world.... Not only is it long as **** … 02/18/2012 on That moment 0
#87 - 'Near Brisbane'... Ah **** , she's one of us...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2012 on Women logic. +44
User avatar #201 - fuckgravity (02/18/2012) [-]
noʎ ɹoɟ sʞɔns
User avatar #121 - nyanchat (02/18/2012) [-]
I've seen this post on my news feed :O i think she is on my friend list
#93 - adzilla (02/18/2012) [-]
australia is so late with fads like "cinnamon challenge" "planking" and other shit

we're to lazy to think of shit ourselves
#97 - anonymous (02/18/2012) [-]
planking was made in oz?
#99 - adzilla (02/18/2012) [-]
well then in that case we're just fucking dumb
#63 - Pig's lost his **** ... 02/15/2012 on Little Owl Hunts Invisible... 0
#54 - I was expecting the Australian fast bowler... 02/03/2012 on wtf did i just watch? +2
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#87 - snakefire (09/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
#86 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This is me by the way.
#71 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey shorty X3
User avatar #72 to #71 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Hihi.
User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #74 to #73 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Sick as **** =(
How about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
D: I wish I could help. Some soup would be nice~

Bleh I've been better and I've been worse. I finally found out why my graphics card never worked after I built my pc almost a year ago.
User avatar #76 to #75 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I've just been inhaling coffee like a mother ****** . I'm gonna overdose on caffeine soon.

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This whole time I was missing one wire. It takes two wires from the power source to make it work and I only had one this entire time...

So I've got to get that cord tomorrow.

And caffeine is nice. Keeps away headaches. I prefer soda to coffee.
User avatar #78 to #77 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
So it's been like that for a year?! This is why I didn't build my own rig. a missing wire would have been the least of my problems.
User avatar #79 to #78 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
You pc game? Swwweeeeet.

Yeah I am evidently not good with computer. But my processor is so good I didn't really NEED a GPU for most games. But when I try to play things like Black ops 2 (rarely) and deus ex human revolution it becomes a problem.
User avatar #80 to #79 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
OMG I LOVE THE THIRD DEUS EX!!!!!!!!
I have like, no friends that play it and I hate that because it's such an amazing game!
My new computer can run Skyrim on Ultimate settings with 150 texture packs. It's like a drug I can't stop downloading new games.
#81 to #80 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
GAH YES FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO LOVES IT

I Was on the last boss when my computer decided it would get infected with malware and I had to wipe it clean...

Don't tell anyone but I secretly ship adam and faridah. I was so mad I wasn't good enough to save her...Maybe this time after I replay it after fixing my gpu.

Thats pretty slick, Im hoping to be able to do that after fixing my gpu.

Do you have skype by chance?
User avatar #82 to #81 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm so close to finishing it, it's killing me! I reloaded my save 3 times to save her. I refused to let her die.
I don't have skype unfortunately. I don't have the patience for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand? Patience?

How about steam then?
User avatar #84 to #83 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have an account and I can't be bothered getting one. I'm just that kind of person.
I'm pretty sure I have you on Steam. I'm TentackleTack.
User avatar #70 - snakefire (07/11/2013) [-]
Hello..
#49 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9" you're so tiny X3
4'9" you're so tiny X3
#50 to #49 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I haven't grown since I was 14 .
#51 to #50 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
But its so cute.
User avatar #52 to #51 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm a police officer. I'm suppose to be strong and threatening not cute.
#53 to #52 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I know this might not mean much to you, but I'm only 5'6" which is pretty short for a guy. So I know how you feel.
User avatar #54 to #53 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
You need to find yourself a short girlfriend then. The only guys that are ever interested in me are quite short and they like that I make them feel taller.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really care about feeling taller. I just find short girls adorable.
User avatar #56 to #55 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
Australia needs more guys like you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Sorry hehehe.

There was this one girl who was 6'3" who found my size really cute actually...
User avatar #58 to #57 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not having to wear heels around you =P
#59 to #58 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not wearing high heels around anyone ever.

I wont even tell you the things she did say she'd enjoy doing
User avatar #60 to #59 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
We should change the subject. So how are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm good. Found a Koala in my backyard yesterday.
How about you?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you making a stereotypical aussie joke
User avatar #64 to #63 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
No seriously. We have a big gum tree that hangs over our fence. We think it climbed onto a wonky branch and fell into our yard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Thats hilarious. The best I've had in my back yard was a mountain lion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
A mountain lion?! That's scary, I hope you didn't have any pets.
#67 to #66 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
HAD

Just kidding. I really did have pets, but they were all inside.
User avatar #68 to #67 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
My dogs are tiny little bastards but I wouldn't be surprised if they took on a mountain lion.
#69 to #68 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
My dog is 25 lbs. He cowers to cats but chases down cows.
User avatar #31 - jchipper (03/26/2013) [-]
hi mum
User avatar #32 to #31 - YaMum (03/27/2013) [-]
Hello son.
#33 to #32 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
hey whats up

pic related failed attempt at lookin fresh in school uni
User avatar #34 to #33 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
School uniform? You wouldn't happen to be Australian would you?
Nice hat btw.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
nah BOSTON
where you from
User avatar #36 to #35 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh Boston. I'm a hugh Red sox fan.
Nah, I'm from Adelaide, Australia. We all wear uniforms here so I just assumed.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, **** YEAH A SOX FAN, ever been to the States

are you actually 21 or what,
User avatar #38 to #37 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Nope, never been unfortunately but I'd love to go.
I'm 18 and I'm a rookie police officer. I do eventually want to move to the states though. Have you ever been to Australia?
#39 to #38 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
no, but i would like to go to the land down under, dive the reef
honestly how do I look I hot Prom Friday and had to try on my Tux
User avatar #41 to #39 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
You look very handsome. Have you bought a corsage for your date?
I had my school formal last year. My dress was red and my date wore red suspenders =3
#40 to #39 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
how i actually feel
User avatar #42 to #40 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR HEELS!!!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
If thats the flower thingy then yes, Thats awesome I wish I was wearing matching suspenders, and you dont know what kind of stilettos im wearing. Any Pics?
#44 to #43 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Ughhhh, yeah I have pics. But bare in mind that this was taken before I had to loose a tonne weight for my police intake.
And it has watermark because Australian photographer are stupid.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
A ton, wow a whole 907.185 kg, thats impressive im so proud of you, nah you look good
User avatar #46 to #45 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
I know right? I didn't eat for like, a year.
Thank you, I worked very hard. Once I finished school I cut all my hair off and lost about 40 kilos.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
not tryin to be rude but uts late and im goin yo bed
User avatar #48 to #47 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
It's afternoon here and I need to go out.
So we'll chat later then?
User avatar #22 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
Hiii
User avatar #23 to #22 - YaMum (03/12/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #24 to #23 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - YaMum (03/13/2013) [-]
Not bad. Been super busy lately though. How bout you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
I've been better, but I'm holding up.
User avatar #27 to #26 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
Issues at home?
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #29 to #28 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure they'll work out bro.
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
thanks...
User avatar #21 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hi there
User avatar #6 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #7 to #6 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
how are you
User avatar #9 to #8 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good. Yourself?
#10 to #9 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Very good.

Just drinking soda, taking a break from dead space 2.
User avatar #11 to #10 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good game. I'm just playing SimCity 4. Started playing it again last week and now I can't stop...
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I've never played sims before
User avatar #13 to #12 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm not much of a The Sims person but I love SimCity. You should try it, it's addictive.
User avatar #14 to #13 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
maybe sometime. is it on steam?
User avatar #15 to #14 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
It's on sale on Steam for $9. I love Steam sales.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
You should add me.

I cant buy anything though, I'm saving up for a computer part
User avatar #17 to #16 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sure, what's you Steam name?
I'm saving up for a whole new compute. My current one needs way to much work to upgrade individual components.
User avatar #18 to #17 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
snakefire is my steam name

and I'm buying parts to build a PC. much cheaper than buyiing a computer
User avatar #19 to #18 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't think I have enough knowledge of computers to try and build my own. I'll have someone else do it for me, even if it costs a bit more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Its actually REALLY easy

I dont know anything either

you use You need to login to view this link and a little help from 4chan. then you order the parts from newegg. once you get the parts its really easy to put together
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