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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/28/2009
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:Australia
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#25 - I got to the front page of the Funny Videos section with this. 06/18/2012 on There are no words to... 0
#55 - Comment deleted 06/16/2012 on Is this the Krusty Krab? +25
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2012 on Monkey +7
#31 - endofttme (06/15/2012) [-]
Fuckin love tobuscues.
#23 - Now that's the kind of morbid that amuses me! 06/15/2012 on Face +1
#136 - Did you know that most dolphins are gay? You're gay which mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2012 on :( +15
User avatar #228 - coonmix (06/15/2012) [-]
Actually, Dolphins tend to disregard gender when looking for a mate, which would make them bisexual.
#115 - Is that 'what does funnyjunk look like?' thread still up? That… 06/12/2012 on Test your GF's level of... 0
#50 - I wasn't aware you posted outside of NSFW.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on I hate it when that happens +5
#52 - gettinglolz (06/11/2012) [-]
`She doesnt always post outside of NSFW but when she does the content fucking sucks.
#105 - Wwll, Australia has Schoolies so I guess I can't complain... 06/09/2012 on Graduation followup 0
#346 - These guys were bloggers in Mexico that tried to stop a raging…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Just hangin' +13
#361 - narunarunaru (06/09/2012) [-]
They are not bloggers, they are rival cartels in a cartel war.

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2012/05/nine-bodies-found-hanging-off-nuevo.html

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nine-bodies-found-hanging-from-bridge-819513

www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/mexico/120504/mexico-nuevo-laredo-nine-bodies-found-hanging-bridge
#352 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
yet
#44 - Now I'm got 'Squashed Nigga' stuck in my head...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on Tell the judge! +3
#56 - iamdrlol has deleted their comment.
#1 - This bastard still give me nightmares...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on Australian 90's Kids are... 0
User avatar #4 - javis (06/03/2012) [-]
I've uploaded an episode that made me shit my pants when I was a kid
#138 - Australia doesn't have summer breaks =(  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Am I the only one? +6
#149 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
what do you call the 6 week period from middle of December to Febuary?
#188 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Definitely not summer break
#68 - Clearly you've never experienced an Australian sausage sizzle. 05/27/2012 on Admit it You Tried This +1
#269 - 17 Not pregnant.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Biggest Accomplishment +11
User avatar #276 - holycrapimacupcake (05/26/2012) [-]
Hero.
#25 - That took me a while to get...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Fastest Stallion 0
#26 - lolikikolik (05/25/2012) [-]
Dude it was obvious
#40 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
sorry, muffins. dont get it.
#34 - Picture 05/25/2012 on Creepy Myths 1 (rp) +48
#6860 - Can't complain. 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
#6857 - **YaMum rolls 354**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
User avatar #6860 - YaMum (05/25/2012) [-]
Can't complain.
#55 - I really shouldn't know this but... Is that Belladonna? 05/22/2012 on yey +4
#33 - Never tried PB&J. What kind of jam do you use? Des it matter?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2012 on That's fucking smart +1
User avatar #39 - nerb (05/18/2012) [-]
I like raspberry, or maybe marionberry. Salmon berry is good, too.
User avatar #36 - gingerale (05/18/2012) [-]
Grape is most popular, but I prefer strawberry.
#98 - Red backs... Causing bladder eruptions in Australians with out… 05/18/2012 on Never get mail again +1
#161 - Picture 05/18/2012 on The levels are skyrocketing 0
#159 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on The levels are skyrocketing +1
#206 - Ibiza (06/12/2012) [-]
#138 - There's nothing more soothing then burying your face into a ca… 05/02/2012 on Cat +1
#8 - Only Australia...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2012 on hide the beer +3
#14 - screwinz (04/28/2012) [-]
fuck off this is new zealand u can tell by the skycity ad in the backgroud
#15 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [-]
Chill out faggot
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#87 - snakefire (09/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
#86 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This is me by the way.
#71 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey shorty X3
User avatar #72 to #71 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Hihi.
User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #74 to #73 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
Sick as fuck =(
How about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
D: I wish I could help. Some soup would be nice~

Bleh I've been better and I've been worse. I finally found out why my graphics card never worked after I built my pc almost a year ago.
User avatar #76 to #75 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I've just been inhaling coffee like a mother fucker. I'm gonna overdose on caffeine soon.

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
This whole time I was missing one wire. It takes two wires from the power source to make it work and I only had one this entire time...

So I've got to get that cord tomorrow.

And caffeine is nice. Keeps away headaches. I prefer soda to coffee.
User avatar #78 to #77 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
So it's been like that for a year?! This is why I didn't build my own rig. a missing wire would have been the least of my problems.
User avatar #79 to #78 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
You pc game? Swwweeeeet.

Yeah I am evidently not good with computer. But my processor is so good I didn't really NEED a GPU for most games. But when I try to play things like Black ops 2 (rarely) and deus ex human revolution it becomes a problem.
User avatar #80 to #79 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
OMG I LOVE THE THIRD DEUS EX!!!!!!!!
I have like, no friends that play it and I hate that because it's such an amazing game!
My new computer can run Skyrim on Ultimate settings with 150 texture packs. It's like a drug I can't stop downloading new games.
#81 to #80 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
GAH YES FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO LOVES IT

I Was on the last boss when my computer decided it would get infected with malware and I had to wipe it clean...

Don't tell anyone but I secretly ship adam and faridah. I was so mad I wasn't good enough to save her...Maybe this time after I replay it after fixing my gpu.

Thats pretty slick, Im hoping to be able to do that after fixing my gpu.

Do you have skype by chance?
User avatar #82 to #81 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm so close to finishing it, it's killing me! I reloaded my save 3 times to save her. I refused to let her die.
I don't have skype unfortunately. I don't have the patience for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand? Patience?

How about steam then?
User avatar #84 to #83 - YaMum (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have an account and I can't be bothered getting one. I'm just that kind of person.
I'm pretty sure I have you on Steam. I'm TentackleTack.
User avatar #70 - snakefire (07/11/2013) [-]
Hello..
#49 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9" you're so tiny X3
4'9" you're so tiny X3
#50 to #49 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I haven't grown since I was 14 .
#51 to #50 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
But its so cute.
User avatar #52 to #51 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm a police officer. I'm suppose to be strong and threatening not cute.
#53 to #52 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I know this might not mean much to you, but I'm only 5'6" which is pretty short for a guy. So I know how you feel.
User avatar #54 to #53 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
You need to find yourself a short girlfriend then. The only guys that are ever interested in me are quite short and they like that I make them feel taller.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really care about feeling taller. I just find short girls adorable.
User avatar #56 to #55 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
Australia needs more guys like you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Sorry hehehe.

There was this one girl who was 6'3" who found my size really cute actually...
User avatar #58 to #57 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not having to wear heels around you =P
#59 to #58 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not wearing high heels around anyone ever.

I wont even tell you the things she did say she'd enjoy doing
User avatar #60 to #59 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
We should change the subject. So how are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm good. Found a Koala in my backyard yesterday.
How about you?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you making a stereotypical aussie joke
User avatar #64 to #63 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
No seriously. We have a big gum tree that hangs over our fence. We think it climbed onto a wonky branch and fell into our yard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Thats hilarious. The best I've had in my back yard was a mountain lion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
A mountain lion?! That's scary, I hope you didn't have any pets.
#67 to #66 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
HAD

Just kidding. I really did have pets, but they were all inside.
User avatar #68 to #67 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
My dogs are tiny little bastards but I wouldn't be surprised if they took on a mountain lion.
#69 to #68 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
My dog is 25 lbs. He cowers to cats but chases down cows.
User avatar #31 - jchipper (03/26/2013) [-]
hi mum
User avatar #32 to #31 - YaMum (03/27/2013) [-]
Hello son.
#33 to #32 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
hey whats up

pic related failed attempt at lookin fresh in school uni
User avatar #34 to #33 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
School uniform? You wouldn't happen to be Australian would you?
Nice hat btw.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
nah BOSTON
where you from
User avatar #36 to #35 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh Boston. I'm a hugh Red sox fan.
Nah, I'm from Adelaide, Australia. We all wear uniforms here so I just assumed.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, FUCK YEAH A SOX FAN, ever been to the States

are you actually 21 or what,
User avatar #38 to #37 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Nope, never been unfortunately but I'd love to go.
I'm 18 and I'm a rookie police officer. I do eventually want to move to the states though. Have you ever been to Australia?
#39 to #38 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
no, but i would like to go to the land down under, dive the reef
honestly how do I look I hot Prom Friday and had to try on my Tux
User avatar #41 to #39 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
You look very handsome. Have you bought a corsage for your date?
I had my school formal last year. My dress was red and my date wore red suspenders =3
#40 to #39 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
how i actually feel
User avatar #42 to #40 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR HEELS!!!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
If thats the flower thingy then yes, Thats awesome I wish I was wearing matching suspenders, and you dont know what kind of stilettos im wearing. Any Pics?
#44 to #43 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
Ughhhh, yeah I have pics. But bare in mind that this was taken before I had to loose a tonne weight for my police intake.
And it has watermark because Australian photographer are stupid.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
A ton, wow a whole 907.185 kg, thats impressive im so proud of you, nah you look good
User avatar #46 to #45 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
I know right? I didn't eat for like, a year.
Thank you, I worked very hard. Once I finished school I cut all my hair off and lost about 40 kilos.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jchipper (04/03/2013) [-]
not tryin to be rude but uts late and im goin yo bed
User avatar #48 to #47 - YaMum (04/03/2013) [-]
It's afternoon here and I need to go out.
So we'll chat later then?
User avatar #22 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
Hiii
User avatar #23 to #22 - YaMum (03/12/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #24 to #23 - snakefire (03/12/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - YaMum (03/13/2013) [-]
Not bad. Been super busy lately though. How bout you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
I've been better, but I'm holding up.
User avatar #27 to #26 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
Issues at home?
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #29 to #28 - YaMum (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure they'll work out bro.
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (03/14/2013) [-]
thanks...
User avatar #21 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hi there
User avatar #6 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #7 to #6 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
how are you
User avatar #9 to #8 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good. Yourself?
#10 to #9 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Very good.

Just drinking soda, taking a break from dead space 2.
User avatar #11 to #10 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Good game. I'm just playing SimCity 4. Started playing it again last week and now I can't stop...
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I've never played sims before
User avatar #13 to #12 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm not much of a The Sims person but I love SimCity. You should try it, it's addictive.
User avatar #14 to #13 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
maybe sometime. is it on steam?
User avatar #15 to #14 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
It's on sale on Steam for $9. I love Steam sales.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
You should add me.

I cant buy anything though, I'm saving up for a computer part
User avatar #17 to #16 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
Sure, what's you Steam name?
I'm saving up for a whole new compute. My current one needs way to much work to upgrade individual components.
User avatar #18 to #17 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
snakefire is my steam name

and I'm buying parts to build a PC. much cheaper than buyiing a computer
User avatar #19 to #18 - YaMum (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't think I have enough knowledge of computers to try and build my own. I'll have someone else do it for me, even if it costs a bit more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
Its actually REALLY easy

I dont know anything either

you use You need to login to view this link and a little help from 4chan. then you order the parts from newegg. once you get the parts its really easy to put together
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