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#49 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9" you're so tiny X3
4'9" you're so tiny X3
#50 to #49 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I haven't grown since I was 14 .
#51 to #50 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
But its so cute.
User avatar #52 to #51 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm a police officer. I'm suppose to be strong and threatening not cute.
#53 to #52 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I know this might not mean much to you, but I'm only 5'6" which is pretty short for a guy. So I know how you feel.
User avatar #54 to #53 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
You need to find yourself a short girlfriend then. The only guys that are ever interested in me are quite short and they like that I make them feel taller.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really care about feeling taller. I just find short girls adorable.
User avatar #56 to #55 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
Australia needs more guys like you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Sorry hehehe.

There was this one girl who was 6'3" who found my size really cute actually...
User avatar #58 to #57 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not having to wear heels around you =P
#59 to #58 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
She'd probably enjoy not wearing high heels around anyone ever.

I wont even tell you the things she did say she'd enjoy doing
User avatar #60 to #59 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
We should change the subject. So how are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm good. Found a Koala in my backyard yesterday.
How about you?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you making a stereotypical aussie joke
User avatar #64 to #63 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
No seriously. We have a big gum tree that hangs over our fence. We think it climbed onto a wonky branch and fell into our yard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Thats hilarious. The best I've had in my back yard was a mountain lion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
A mountain lion?! That's scary, I hope you didn't have any pets.
#67 to #66 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
HAD

Just kidding. I really did have pets, but they were all inside.
User avatar #68 to #67 - YaMum (07/09/2013) [-]
My dogs are tiny little bastards but I wouldn't be surprised if they took on a mountain lion.
#69 to #68 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
My dog is 25 lbs. He cowers to cats but chases down cows.
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