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I'm apathetic to nearly everyone but a selective number of people I know and am close to, no matter the physical distance. Love you, Con.comment
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Age: 110
Video Games Played: GTAIV, RainbowSix64, Castlevania 64, Crazy Taxi, GTA: SA, GTA: Vice City, [Prototype], Fallout 3, MediEvil, Soul Reaver, Soul Reaver 2, AC series, ea Skate 1 and 2, Jet Set Radio Future, TonyHawk'sUnderground series, Legend of Zelda and the Wind Waker
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Date Signed Up:4/02/2010
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#161 - Lol. 05/26/2012 on Random Facts 0
#125 - Random: Mosquitoes are attracted to people who consume a lot o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Random Facts 0
#132 - acanadianmoose (05/25/2012) [-]
also, they tend to stay away from people who recently ate garlic. People (mostly women) might also tend to stay away from you because your breath stinks.
User avatar #161 - XxNearliekbaconxX (05/26/2012) [-]
Lol.
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Metalbending +5
#96 - flipoutt (05/20/2012) [-]
#3674 - Shit yes. Sentinel Lyons :D 05/13/2012 on Your new girlfriend +1
#3670 - **XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2012 on Your new girlfriend +1
User avatar #3674 - XxNearliekbaconxX (05/13/2012) [-]
Shit yes. Sentinel Lyons :D
#656 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_RGaSV0KIg&ob=av2e 05/13/2012 on 90s Eurodance with Admin 0
#3403 - **XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment … 05/13/2012 on XxNearliekbaconxX's profile 0
#513 - I love all the expressions they use. They're hilarious. One mi… 04/29/2012 on Legend of Korra 0
#3400 - o.o? 04/29/2012 on XxNearliekbaconxX's profile 0
#54 - Alright. 04/29/2012 on renegado's profile 0
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User avatar #3401 - legitturtle ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
HEY
User avatar #3402 to #3401 - legitturtle ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
there
#3403 to #3402 - XxNearliekbaconxX (05/13/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Go to Heck ** HELLO.
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Go to Heck ** HELLO.
#3397 - maguswaffy has deleted their comment. [-]
#3399 to #3397 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
X3
#3398 to #3397 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
:33333
#3396 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/21/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Teddy Bear **
#3395 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/04/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at R&J is actually a satire **
#3391 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/02/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #3478033 at FJ Pony Thread **
#3390 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/02/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #680 at Fighting **
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #680 at Fighting **
User avatar #3387 - srgDoughnut (01/21/2012) [-]
i just wanted to let you know i was scavaging through my old favorites and you were the first one i have ever favorited, it was a comment, heres the link funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
dont know why i favd it but it was pretty cool
User avatar #3388 to #3387 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/21/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I remember that weird looking thing.

That took forever to draw right. Thank you for telling me c:
User avatar #3386 - Bashavzs (01/06/2012) [-]
I've returned from the dead to comment rape you.
*Comment rapes*
The deed is done, have a nice day.
User avatar #3374 - anonymousmember (12/23/2011) [-]
PELVIC THRUST
User avatar #3375 to #3374 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/23/2011) [-]
BACK THROWN OUT
User avatar #3376 to #3375 - anonymousmember (12/23/2011) [-]
WHOA THAR, YOU'RE ONLINE?
User avatar #3377 to #3376 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/23/2011) [-]
YES. I'M ONLINE. JUST USUALLY BUSY HONING UP MY TABLET SKILL, WHICH ISN'T GREAT.
User avatar #3378 to #3377 - anonymousmember (12/24/2011) [-]
HOLY DICK ON A LEASH
User avatar #3379 to #3378 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/24/2011) [-]
Sounds painful.
User avatar #3380 to #3379 - anonymousmember (12/24/2011) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #3382 to #3381 - anonymousmember (12/24/2011) [-]
My dog threw up....
User avatar #3384 to #3383 - anonymousmember (12/24/2011) [-]
Tasted good
User avatar #3366 - cooIuser (12/14/2011) [-]
Con seems to really like you, why don't you two date?
User avatar #3367 to #3366 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/16/2011) [-]
It wouldn't work out, with the situation I'm in at home. I'm grounded from the computer, and I don't know if he has a phone so there's another way to talk to him other than here..
User avatar #3372 to #3367 - cooIuser (12/22/2011) [-]
I see.
User avatar #3365 - XchemicalkidX ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
i love you too ;3;
User avatar #3344 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
hi new friend
User avatar #3345 to #3344 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Hello, mango.
User avatar #3346 to #3345 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
wahts up?
User avatar #3347 to #3346 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Working on a project for Monday. You?
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
just chillin out rihgt now
whats the project?
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Creating lyrics for a song in Microsoft PowerPoint. And it has to be timed right.
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
hmm interesting
User avatar #3351 to #3350 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Hard as fuck. I had to download the song first and now I'm writing down how long each line is from the other.
User avatar #3352 to #3351 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
hmm sounds like a real big project you taking
User avatar #3353 to #3352 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Major assessment grade.
User avatar #3354 to #3353 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
well your song better kick ass then eh?
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
I just have to go up and sing it along with the PowerPoint lol.
User avatar #3356 to #3355 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
oh alright do you have a nice voice ?
User avatar #3368 to #3356 - xXDerpOwlXx (12/18/2011) [-]
don't believe her. she can sing pretty well, i've heard her.
User avatar #3369 to #3368 - Kelech ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
well alrgiht mr derpowl
User avatar #3370 to #3369 - xXDerpOwlXx (12/18/2011) [-]
well played, mr kelech. well played indeed.
User avatar #3371 to #3370 - Kelech ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
*bows* why thank you
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Noo. I barely use it.
User avatar #3358 to #3357 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
oh so the singing will be interesitng>
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
hahah smashing
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Don't like using my voice..
User avatar #3362 to #3361 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
awww whynot?
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
Social anxiety.
User avatar #3364 to #3363 - Kelech ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
oh well thats understandable
#3334 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (12/04/2011) [-]
Finnaly you get on.Shit
Finnaly you get on.Shit
#3335 to #3334 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/04/2011) [-]
I know, right? I've been busy moving to my dad's for the past few months or so ._.
I know, right? I've been busy moving to my dad's for the past few months or so ._.
#3336 to #3335 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (12/04/2011) [-]
Dat gif.

Anyway how ya doin?
#3337 to #3336 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/04/2011) [-]
I'm doin' alright. How have you been?
I'm doin' alright. How have you been?
User avatar #3338 to #3337 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (12/04/2011) [-]
Good, but fucking bored
#3340 to #3339 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (12/04/2011) [-]
#3342 to #3341 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (12/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3313 - anonymousmember (10/10/2011) [-]
Oh dear,we have run out of room.AND YOU'RE LEVEL 79 WHUT.
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - XxNearliekbaconxX (10/10/2011) [-]
I WAS LIKE "Blaarrrgh, I'm level 24!"

And now I'm like "Oh, okay :D"
User avatar #3315 to #3314 - anonymousmember (10/10/2011) [-]
How did this happen.You haven't been here.XxNearliekbaconxX...ARE YOU A WIZAHD?
User avatar #3316 to #3315 - XxNearliekbaconxX (10/10/2011) [-]
I know.. I don't know how either.
User avatar #3317 to #3316 - anonymousmember (10/10/2011) [-]
Oh....he inflated the levels,Yay i'm level 41 :D
User avatar #3320 to #3319 - XxNearliekbaconxX (10/10/2011) [-]
How you do that?
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - anonymousmember (10/10/2011) [-]
It just does it.
User avatar #3325 to #3324 - anonymousmember (10/10/2011) [-]
Wub wub wub wuub weeooo weooeoooo
User avatar #3327 to #3326 - anonymousmember (10/15/2011) [-]
I got friend-zoned today ;-;
User avatar #3328 to #3327 - XxNearliekbaconxX (11/26/2011) [-]
I was grounded for two months ;_;
User avatar #3331 to #3330 - anonymousmember (11/26/2011) [-]
That sounded bad out of context.
#3333 to #3332 - anonymousmember (11/26/2011) [-]
But anyway :3
But anyway :3
User avatar #3297 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (09/10/2011) [-]
COME BACK!!!!!! :( :( :(:(:(
User avatar #3299 to #3297 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/19/2011) [-]
Busy with school D:

Stressin' like a mother fucker x.x
User avatar #3301 to #3299 - Shimigami **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [-]
:(
User avatar #3288 - anonymousmember (08/20/2011) [-]
Come back friend,for I am :foreveralone:
User avatar #3289 to #3288 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/22/2011) [-]
I don't have internet at home ;n;
User avatar #3291 to #3290 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/26/2011) [-]
:C Sorry brah
#664 to #3291 - anonymousmember (09/03/2011) [-]
**anonymousmember rolls 39**Oh well,at least I have my DUBstep
User avatar #3293 to #664 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/08/2011) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolls 18** Herpity Derp. I have cranberry-raspberry juice :D
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - anonymousmember (09/09/2011) [-]
I liek turtles
User avatar #3298 to #3296 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/19/2011) [-]
I like sheep.
User avatar #3300 to #3298 - anonymousmember (09/19/2011) [-]
I like narwhals
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - anonymousmember (10/01/2011) [-]
I feel like....DANCING
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - XxNearliekbaconxX (10/02/2011) [-]
Dance the night away!
User avatar #3311 to #3310 - XxNearliekbaconxX (10/05/2011) [-]
YEAAAH, DUDE
User avatar #3282 - freshblob (07/22/2011) [-]
Hrmm... get back here
I miss you >.<
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/08/2011) [-]
I can't ;A; I lost internet at home.
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - freshblob (08/08/2011) [-]
Awwwww :c
Know when you're gonna get it back?
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/09/2011) [-]
I have no clue, Mr. Sheep :(
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - freshblob (08/09/2011) [-]
Awww :/
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