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User avatar #293 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
yo can i have some of that pizza?
User avatar #314 to #300 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
....Dibs.
User avatar #315 to #321 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
on what?
User avatar #295 to #301 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
thanks : *takes a bit* sho where am i?
User avatar #296 to #302 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Well, I fell asleep during the briefing. But I know it's a random hell hole
User avatar #297 to #303 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
wait i recognize you... you're a Kreig? right?
User avatar #298 to #304 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Indeed I am.
User avatar #299 to #305 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
i heard about you guys...
User avatar #300 to #306 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
We get shit done!
*Looks and around and sees what remains of the 2 previous guardsmen.*
Oh... So that's what happened to the previous occupants.
User avatar #301 to #307 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
well i heard you're still in civil war... heck... at least you don't fight orks... i still have no idea how i got here...
#302 to #308 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Us? No we won awhile back. Orks are a pain to kill in a point blank fight.
Oh look more guardsmen! Ohhh they brought a Heavy Bolter! It's like christmas!
User avatar #303 to #309 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
they seem to be aiming at us... listen i barely know how i got here i'm actually from armageddon...
User avatar #304 to #310 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Steel legion. They are quite a ways from here.
User avatar #305 to #311 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
*nods* so i have completely no idea how i got here... the last thing i remember is destroying an ork telyportah... then poof i'm here... and i still don't like how they're pointing that heavy bolter at us...
User avatar #306 to #312 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
We're fine.
*Stands up and points toward enemy lines.*
User avatar #307 to #313 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
where's the closest spaceport?
User avatar #308 to #314 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Over yonder.
*Points toward the rear of friendly lines.*
User avatar #309 to #315 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
*looks in his pockets* dammit one thing i hate about being about a imperial guard is that it get's paid like ass... EMPEROR DAMMIT!!! when i get back home i'm going to the commissar academy...
#310 to #316 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Have fun.
I'm happy with targets and a lasgun. And a kickass uniform never hurts either.
User avatar #311 to #317 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
eeyup... that's the good part... well *takes his lasgun and knife under the barrel and loads it* guess i'm stuck here...
User avatar #312 to #318 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/28/2011) [-]
Woot. Dibs on your stuff if you die.
User avatar #313 to #319 - MaelRadec (11/28/2011) [-]
dibs on your gasmask and coat if i get ... *aims at the enemy line* 10 head shots in a row *shots 10 times blowing of only 9 head and seriously injuring the last one* fuck...
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