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Wumbologist

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:12/07/2015
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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

Rule set for King of the Hill can be found here:
http://shorttext.com/GITlfORt

latest user's comments

#21 - Picture 01/21/2013 on I Have Dreams Sometimes +2
#96 - mfw I've never played a GTA game  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on San Andreas Nostalgia -1
#169 - scarydino (01/21/2013) [-]
Dont be sad and go play it
#157 - Lateralism (01/21/2013) [-]
Dont worry I havent either
#102 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
You should probably just kill yourself
#28 - Politics--a decision between the douchebag who agrees with you… 01/20/2013 on The government totally sucks 0
#45346 - Angel Beats and Madoka Magica are excellent programming, and s… 01/17/2013 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#45344 - I'm still thoroughly convinced that this whole "turns out…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Slice of Life thread 3 +1
#45376 - killerturd (01/17/2013) [-]
me too this cant be real
#45373 - holsety (01/17/2013) [-]
What if I'm actually both male and female
#45369 - minatsuki (01/17/2013) [-]
But I'm a guy.
#45368 - TorontoFCHooligan (01/17/2013) [-]
I just dont know what to believe...
#45371 - minatsuki (01/17/2013) [-]
Believe whatever you want to believe! It'll make you happier
#45365 - netorare (01/17/2013) [-]
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#45354 - brolewski (01/17/2013) [-]
I needn't prove anything to you!
#69 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Never forget +1
#78 - roytmustang (01/16/2013) [-]
#43 - You mean to tell me that electronics have become cheaper and m…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Then and Now +73
#86 - soulthename (01/16/2013) [-]
might need to enlarge
#65 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
Yes actually its quite simple.
Electronics, like all other goods, grow in value over time to correlate with inflation.
FOr example: The 1991 floppy disks now are worth what a dime maybe? $25 then for 1 book, but now we get about 1000 books for that price. It's interesting though because technological development hit it's peak in about 08. We have since slowed down the speed at which we develop better technological devices. Still we are pretty advanced now at this point. THem alien niggas don't stand a chance to the power of internet
#83 - deezknuts (01/16/2013) [-]
you know he's being sarcastic right?

although you did provide some excellent analysis and examples with which to back up your contentions. Your argument was backed with evidence and figures that helped me to further develop the concepts brought about by the original thesis.10/10 good work.
#53 - eddiethead (01/16/2013) [-]
That sounds like some heresy.
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#56 - eddiethead (01/16/2013) [-]
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Dumb bitch +73
#51 - brothergrimm (01/16/2013) [-]
#177 - Oh, you meant the source for the fact? I go to a Catholic scho… 01/14/2013 on Evolution 0
#171 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Also, there's a mag…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Evolution 0
#174 - kennyroks (01/14/2013) [-]
was not referring to the .gif but thank you for your passive douchebaggery
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#177 - Wumbologist (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh, you meant the source for the fact? I go to a Catholic school and the priests and priests-in-training acknowledge the fact, and I learned all about it in Biology.
I mean honestly, how hard is it to google anyway?