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Wumbologist

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:9/08/2016
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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

Rule set for King of the Hill can be found here:
http://shorttext.com/GITlfORt

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#87 - Same here. My brother's a Peach main and he regularly whoops m…  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2014 on Smash Bros is Serious Business +1
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#88 - yeahbb (07/26/2014) [-]
she stronk thou
#85 - Any other melee smashers? I've been playing competitively for …  [+] (3 replies) 07/26/2014 on Smash Bros is Serious Business +1
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#86 - yeahbb (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I and (most) of my buddies are using these techs when we're smashing.
Still playing on scrub-lvl though, nowhere near as good as professional smashers.
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#87 - Wumbologist (07/26/2014) [-]
Same here. My brother's a Peach main and he regularly whoops my ass. Nothing's worse than getting boned by a Peach over and over again...
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#88 - yeahbb (07/26/2014) [-]
she stronk thou
#819 - This is a tangent, but bear with me. When you think a…  [+] (4 replies) 06/29/2014 on True Equality +22
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#836 - rattygoner (06/29/2014) [-]
its people like you that restore my faith in humanity a thumb for you my good sir and i can totally agree and would like to have a wife and kids and be a stay at home dad. My girlfriend (she lives in canada its online but shes visiting in literally 10 days) made me realise who i am. most people would pick on me and just totally make me feel like shit. finally i was able to get online schooling (not because of the bullying but my lack of grades but still the bullying was also part of it) but until i met her i totally had no self confidence and thought i was the lousiest pile of shit ever than despite all my flaws she told me i was perfect and that she loved me for who i was. she didnt care that i dont have a 10/10 body she just loved me for me. we have been dating for 7 months and my self image has improved a lot and now i feel like a 10/10 and im so glad that i met this wonderful girl. what was terrible was she has depression so she has to constantly battle with it and she told me that if she hadnt met me she would have taken her life probably a couple months ago. she would cut herself but she has stopped and is taking a better turn in life and we are both really happy together and im definetely going to marry this girl.
#834 - atrocitustheking (06/29/2014) [-]
That last line.... you fucking said it. And you should keep saying it, because it needs to be shouted from the rooftops. Be who you are and damn the social implications.
Basically, as Bob Ross put it: "If it feels good and don't hurt nobody it's alright."
#843 - anon (06/29/2014) [-]
I'd have to ask Bob what "doesn't hurt anybody" really means. I mean if a person were to be an idler always high, they'd feel good and would seem to not "hurt anyone", but societies can't run on that
#822 - themilkisdead (06/29/2014) [-]
You are also awesome, I can completley understand where you're coming from and can somewhat agree.
#1459 - **Wumbologist rolls 7,824**  [+] (1 reply) 06/25/2014 on HEY! Roll and win a prize!!111 0
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#1460 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1459 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1457 - **Wumbologist rolls 6,342**  [+] (3 replies) 06/25/2014 on HEY! Roll and win a prize!!111 0
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#1458 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1459 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1460 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1456 - **Wumbologist rolls 8,390**  [+] (4 replies) 06/25/2014 on HEY! Roll and win a prize!!111 0
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#1457 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1458 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1459 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1460 - Wumbologist (06/25/2014) [-]
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