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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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cus a man is 'Supposed to be strong enough to fend of his rapist(s)".
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May I have the source of the anime?
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Highschool of the Dead
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Must be legit, you can't argue with a Wumbologist.
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I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... rain
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User avatar #28 - frenchfryy (05/04/2013) [-]
I drank OC for years and I don't care for any other orange soda besides it! I LOVE OC! It was my first soda, and I always loved how it gave me an orange tongue :D! I wouldn't choose anything else!
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User avatar #59 - xmeatshieldx (05/04/2013) [-]
I do for one simple reason, Sunkist has caffeine in it. Crush does not.
#22 - flixoe (05/04/2013) [-]
Would you like to ask for some delicious Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts donuts and receive off-brand shit?
User avatar #24 - Wumbologist (05/04/2013) [-]
Orange Crush isn't off-brand; if you've ever had it it's actually much better-tasting than Sunkist, not to mention the fact that it's quite popular in other parts of the country.
User avatar #28 - frenchfryy (05/04/2013) [-]
I drank OC for years and I don't care for any other orange soda besides it! I LOVE OC! It was my first soda, and I always loved how it gave me an orange tongue :D! I wouldn't choose anything else!
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I can't help how I am , and I hate to lie to them
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Nah, that's Yukio's car.
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do you ever feel like a cuntshit
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why the fuck is your comment so relevant?
#58 - thedeadlypajamas (04/30/2013) [-]
All the time...
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Yes....your name is very my name.
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It took a while but I finally found what this is off. It appears to be Kurosaki Natsuki from the hentai Megachu! (spin off of an anime game with 3 episodes).

Happy Watching!
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User avatar #111 - sonda (04/18/2013) [-]
Hey, Wumbo. I realised that I never really talked to you while you were still part of SoL. what're you up to these days?
User avatar #112 to #111 - Wumbologist (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, I've been doing a lot--hanging out with friends, reading manga, recording, studying Chinese; just yesterday I came back from a mandatory retreat. Just waiting for senior year to be over so I can head off to college. Yourself?
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#108 - herecomesjohnny (02/21/2013) [-]
it's good, very good, the quick pacing makes it quite startling, go for it!
User avatar #109 to #108 - Wumbologist (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot!
User avatar #103 - onkii (02/07/2013) [-]
just wanted to say that i love you.


i don't know you.



but i love you.
#104 to #103 - Wumbologist (02/07/2013) [-]
No but seriously what's the context for this visit?
No but seriously what's the context for this visit?
User avatar #105 to #104 - onkii (02/07/2013) [-]
regarding your posts about feminism
User avatar #106 to #105 - Wumbologist (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh, ok. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
User avatar #107 to #106 - onkii (02/07/2013) [-]
i'm studying anthropology/history and i always appreciate when other people know how to use logic and reasoning regarding touchy subjects such as feminism, and having open minds towards it. other than comments like "back in the kitchen lelz" or "feminism is the devil!"
yeah, feminism has had many negative aspects on "normal society" (regarding traditional views of patriarchy) but it has opened up so many doors to bettering our society as a whole. our society, regarding women/gays/liberals is in that awkward teenage stage, where everything is confusing and it doesn't seem like there is going to be any improvement any time soon. but, it will get better in the future. history has already shown us that.

sorry this comment isn't put together very well, i just got home from a long day and i'm very tired. i hope you get the gist of what i'm saying.
#99 - holeymoley (01/01/2013) [-]
I have decided to purchase "lost at sea"

How are you finding O'Malley's work so far?
#100 to #99 - Wumbologist (01/01/2013) [-]
Well I read every single book the day I got it, so, after having completed it, I ADORED IT. I had seen Scott Pilgrim the movie before, but the books are just on another level—absolute masterwork. Furthermore, I had actually read all of them at a friend's house before, but I just wanted to reread them/actually own them for future reference, because the reread value is absurdly high.
Lost at Sea is also quite good, but in a different, more introspective way, and while you'll still see a lot of the O'Malley-style witty dialogue, it's a more somber work.
User avatar #101 to #100 - holeymoley (01/01/2013) [-]
i know how you feel, now you must...

WATCH SOMEONE PLAY THE GAME!!! MWHAHAHAHA
good ol' clement will do

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA69AD450CFBB7EB2&feature=playlist-comment
User avatar #102 to #101 - Wumbologist (01/02/2013) [-]
But the only consoles I own are a PS2 and a Wii, and my only computer is a piece of shit that can't even run in-browser minecraft, so watching those videos will just make me want to play a game I ultimately can't...
#96 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey Wumbo i thought you might be interested in this.

I just formed a goverment with a cabinet and parties in my factbook, it took me a while but i love the result. :3

www.nationstates.net/nation=kanadan/detail=factbook/id=74938
User avatar #97 to #96 - Wumbologist (12/20/2012) [-]
Damn, that's impressively in-depth.
Something tells me you don't approve too much of the Calvinist Party.
User avatar #98 to #97 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
Haha some of the parties are inspired by current existing dutch parties. The calvinist party being based on the reformed party who has pretty much the same views.

Yep even The Netherlands one of the most liberal country has those. -_-
#95 - lordconure **User deleted account** (12/18/2012) [-]
Dr. Patrick, do you have proof of a PhD in Wumboligy?

Waiting.
#86 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2012) [-]
A Little Busters jazz cover?  YOU GLORIOUS CREATURE!
A Little Busters jazz cover? YOU GLORIOUS CREATURE!
#88 to #87 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2012) [-]
and may i say café in september is quite cool, too (hope i'm not intruding listening to those two songs)
User avatar #89 to #88 - Wumbologist (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for listening! Don't worry about it; all my videos that I've made public are public for a reason.
#79 - herecomesjohnny (12/06/2012) [-]
Wumbo, i've made a decision.

I'm gonna try and write comedy (situational)

I've got a premise but damn i still feel lost, any tips? I know you've already kinda delved into that and honestly from the résumé of what you once told me, you seem like on another level. Any crucial stuff i should follow?
User avatar #80 to #79 - Wumbologist (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm just a high schooler with a fledging fanfiction career, but I'd say that the most important thing is to make it seem natural. While this necessitates a certain amount of social grace itself, it's important that as you write it, you ask yourself a) would anyone ever say this and b) would THIS CHARACTER ever say it.

So, certain types of people are frequently used in comedy, and there are some tried-and-true character archetypes. For example, you usually will have a...
Cloudcuckoolander
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Cloudcuckoolander
Genki Girl (or guy, but usually girl)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenkiGirl
Magnificent Bastard
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagnificentBastard
Straight Man
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StraightMan
Deadpan Snarker
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadpanSnarker
and so forth.

Rather than writing situations, spend a good chunk of time writing characters, down to their hobbies, likes, dislikes, and backstories, and just sit back and let your intriguing characters live their lives, which, if you did it right, should be hilarious. So, when you create these sort of characters, you're not creating situations that will produce more jokes, the characters are. For example, let's say that your token foreigner has invited you for traditional Eastern European food, or that your Magnificent Bastard has for some reason and with no explanation signed your gang up for a curling tournament, with no explanation. These sort of situations would arise naturally from the absurd characters you create. So, now that you've been invited to token foreigner's house, what's the first thing the cloudcuckoolander notices or says--perhaps that it smells like wheat grass. But wait, inquires the straight man, what is that and how do you know what it smells like--cue the Magnificent Bastard, who comments that they most likely overdid the roast, and the musclehead could then produce a hilarious misunderstanding that greatly offends the foreigner's parents. This is a terrible example, but I'm trying to illustrate the point that the jokes should just WRITE THEMSELVES if you create interesting characters in an interesting setting.

I hope this helps, and let me know how it goes.
#81 to #80 - herecomesjohnny (12/07/2012) [-]
wow, thanks a whole lot for taking the time to write all that and look links up and all, i'll definitely try to follow your advice! If it works out, expect huge dedz to you man!
wow, thanks a whole lot for taking the time to write all that and look links up and all, i'll definitely try to follow your advice! If it works out, expect huge dedz to you man!
#83 to #81 - Wumbologist (12/07/2012) [-]
Anytime.
Anytime.
User avatar #75 - ikachan (11/24/2012) [-]
Wumbo, you know what we should have tonight? A good ol' session of WORDS THAT FOLLOW! :O
User avatar #77 to #75 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, let's do it tonight. I guess I went to bed early last night.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ikachan (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm with the anime club until late tonight, so I might miss it, but I have no problem with it tonight.....
User avatar #76 to #75 - ikachan (11/24/2012) [-]
Sunday works too if tonight is no good
User avatar #70 to #69 - Wumbologist (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'm not a big "profile comment" guy.
User avatar #71 to #70 - zameckis (11/22/2012) [-]
.,.,.
WHO ARE YOU!?!??!
#72 to #71 - Wumbologist (11/22/2012) [-]
...good question. How do we know each other?   
I mean, anime must be involved, right?
...good question. How do we know each other?
I mean, anime must be involved, right?
#73 to #72 - zameckis (11/22/2012) [-]
i'm not quite sure for myself as well,.,.,
maybe from old sol thread?
User avatar #74 to #73 - Wumbologist (11/22/2012) [-]
Well, I was more active on SOL II, and only ever made one comment on the first one. Ironically, it was one of the first comments, then I left and rejoined it.
What I think is more likely is that we discussed something on some anime-related content or something of that nature.
#65 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
I just made this, please tell me that there are no errors in it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Wumbologist (11/21/2012) [-]
Besides extremely nitpicky stuff (I'm actually a super smart American, as it turns out), that checks out.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
A super smart American? I heard that's a rare species.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Wumbologist (11/22/2012) [-]
It's really not, it's just that the stupid majority is more vocal.
User avatar #63 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [-]
hey dude would you trade some of your fj points for items?
User avatar #64 to #63 - Wumbologist (11/17/2012) [-]
No; I don't do items.
#60 - Zhuan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
So, Wumbo, I was thinking of doing a Macademi Wasshoi jokesub and was wondering if you have seen the actual series yet.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Wumbologist (11/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I can't say I have.
#62 to #61 - Zhuan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
Well I was going to cast you as Professor Sagami, the blonde in the bottom right. Since I picture you as kind of an unofficial keeper of the peace in SoL thread and he keeps track of Discipline in the Academy, he's also a Robot who's head pops off and is a humorous joke.
User avatar #58 - ikachan (10/24/2012) [-]
I've published the factbook and am prepared to follow all instructions related to the United SoL thread Nations region that you have provided for us. :)
User avatar #59 to #58 - Wumbologist (10/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for your cooperation!
User avatar #55 - cadaverbox (10/24/2012) [-]
I'm unsure, but I just want to make sure you are aware of the existence of the NationStates Discussion Board I made.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4176572/Nation+States+Discussion+Board/
User avatar #56 to #55 - Wumbologist (10/24/2012) [-]
Well, no offense to you, but I wasn't sure if it was active or not. However, it does appear to be more active than I thought, so I guess I'll use it from now on.
User avatar #57 to #56 - cadaverbox (10/24/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#33 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Wumbo~..
#34 to #33 - Wumbologist (10/15/2012) [-]
...can I help you?
...can I help you?
#35 to #34 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Just checking to see how you were.
#36 to #35 - Wumbologist (10/15/2012) [-]
Well, I can't argue with that picture.
#37 to #36 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Now, how are you doing?

I'm using Mizore while I'm in Ohio since it's nice and cold.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Wumbologist (10/15/2012) [-]
Doing good, thanks. I'm in the process of drudging through college apps and procrastinating on it.
#39 to #38 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Do it. Those are important nigga.

Using all my sexah Mizore pics just fo' you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Wumbologist (10/15/2012) [-]
Curse my zettai ryouiki fetish!!
go on
#41 to #40 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #41 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Wouldn't want Mizore to get burned now would we?
#44 to #43 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Favorite
#49 to #48 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
How'd I miss this?
#50 to #49 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Her Mom is so Sexah too.
#54 to #52 - Wumbologist (10/15/2012) [-]
mffw I realize this chick is voice by Rie Kugimiya. I may actually have to watch this show.
But thank you. I'm sure this may come in handy at some point
#53 to #52 - Zhuan ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
I think this is all of it.
User avatar #32 - nyuORlucy (10/06/2012) [-]
the puppies name is baxter. ill send u a picture once my ipod charges
#29 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [-]
Oh god wumbo i just went through that objectiveministries.org site, i have never laughed so hard in my life.   
   
I better now get rid of my satanic, gay loving, baby eating secular darwinistic life or else they might attack me through their prayers.
Oh god wumbo i just went through that objectiveministries.org site, i have never laughed so hard in my life.

I better now get rid of my satanic, gay loving, baby eating secular darwinistic life or else they might attack me through their prayers.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Wumbologist (10/06/2012) [-]
Oh geez I had forgotten about that!
Yeah it's pretty silly.
#31 to #30 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [-]
The best part is that it just fits all these stereotypes perfectly.

Saying that obama is an atheist forcing secularism because he forgot his bible, think evolution is some sort of nihilistic philosophy, thinking that communism/marxism is in the name of atheism.

They even got those stereotypical "arguments" against evolution like the second law of thermodynamics and the "complex" eye.

I thought these types of people never occured on the internet.
User avatar #27 - ikachan (10/05/2012) [-]
Hey Wumbo, sometime this weekend I'm going to see if the thread would like to do a Words that Follow game like we used to in old times.


...make sure you are online for that :)
User avatar #28 to #27 - Wumbologist (10/06/2012) [-]
Dude, I'll fucking BE THERE. I was just thinking the same thing, and it would be a welcome change of pace if I won at someone else's games, because I always thought it was kind of shitty how often I won considering I made the damn things.
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