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Wumbologist

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:9/08/2016
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Content Views:610504
Times Content Favorited:1265 times
Total Comments Made:4245
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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

Rule set for King of the Hill can be found here:
http://shorttext.com/GITlfORt

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#4 - This person's username is "fagsindubai" so I'm going…  [+] (10 replies) 04/20/2014 on I don't even I'm crying +370
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#196 - octaviano (04/21/2014) [-]
That type of name is actually normal.
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#236 - satansferret (04/21/2014) [-]
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Mine is normal and totally relevant.
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#186 - anusholeboner (04/21/2014) [-]
More like a grain of sand. Ba dum tss
#179 - ptbecker (04/21/2014) [-]
expressionexplain what does it mean to take something with a grain of salt?
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#206 - welfarekid (04/21/2014) [-]
does that explain even exist?
It means to be skeptical. Don't just blindly accept what you're told.

#178 - cannibalvegan (04/21/2014) [-]
mfw
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#150 - anonymoose (04/21/2014) [-]
Friendly reminder ☜(✖▽✖)☞ that if you judge a persons comment differently solely because of their username then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with an account and you're scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It's basically as bad as saying you can't trust someone with the username Anonymoose. Respect people's usernames. (◕‿◕✿)
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#105 - PenguinsOfMars (04/21/2014) [-]
This person's username is Wumbologist so I'm going to take everything he says as fact. He's a scientist.
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#223 - wutda (04/21/2014) [-]
you wumbo i wumbo
#94 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
I've seen plenty of serious tumblr users with names like abortedmexicancancerfetustaco and cumdrinker2011 and greatwhiteprivilege.

Since they can change their usernames/URLs at any time they're not too concerned about it.
#144 - I'd actually appreciate that a lot! I made a soundcl…  [+] (3 replies) 04/20/2014 on Wumbologist's profile 0
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#147 - suikerpapa (04/20/2014) [-]
also, if you reeeaaally wanna get feedback, go around soundcloud, and /mu/ soundcloud threads and check out a bunch of people's tracks and give feedback and a follow and they'll do the same. You'll be surprised at how helpful they can be for a 4chan subcommunity
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#146 - suikerpapa (04/20/2014) [-]
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#145 - suikerpapa (04/20/2014) [-]
I got over 60 followers on soundcloud, and I get plays every day even though I haven't uploaded in months,
gimme a few days and I'll get you some proper feedback
#humbelbrag
#317 - You stay classy, FJ  [+] (2 replies) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
#370 - lissblizz (04/20/2014) [-]
you remind me of a character.....
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#324 - epicextreme (04/20/2014) [-]
dont just have a great night
#108898 - I wrote and mixed this. Let me know what you think…  [+] (2 replies) 04/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#108978 - PopcornViking (04/20/2014) [-]
and could use more improv with random notes in the same key
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#108977 - PopcornViking (04/20/2014) [-]
@0:14 i think you should go high instead of low
#135 - "lol ******* cant do **** this would be racist if *******…  [+] (1 reply) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo 0
#147 - schnizel (04/16/2014) [-]
Haiti is the prime example of how niggers fuck things up.
Just look at it if not Detroit.
#9 - It's not that simple. Fast food lacks the nutrients the body n…  [+] (2 replies) 04/15/2014 on Popular Opinion 0
#11 - dizzyhills (04/15/2014) [-]
multivitamins
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#10 - Sataria (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where you live but where I live it's fucking expensive to live off fast food. It's kinda cheap to eat healthy
#7 - Or maybe you should instead assume that they're not so well of…  [+] (4 replies) 04/15/2014 on Popular Opinion 0
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#8 - gotohemp (04/15/2014) [-]
eat small amounts of fast food then
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#9 - Wumbologist (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not that simple. Fast food lacks the nutrients the body needs, so eating less is just eating less food. If you eat only fast food it's only natural that you would build up excess fat. The level of fast food you would have to eat so that it could still be all you eat and you could still maintain a (reasonably) healthy figure would constitute and eating disorder.
#11 - dizzyhills (04/15/2014) [-]
multivitamins
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#10 - Sataria (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where you live but where I live it's fucking expensive to live off fast food. It's kinda cheap to eat healthy