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#22 - I fixed it  [+] (1 reply) 05/15/2014 on Partying -2
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#23 - guardianranger (05/15/2014) [-]
but where the fuck is waldo?!?
#34 - Say, what's this? just sayin', it's kind of crazy to gene…  [+] (1 reply) 05/15/2014 on Rat invades the office +5
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#53 - penileburglar (05/15/2014) [-]
...She's still up on the couch, not willing to leave her comfort zone to help. Which is literally all he said about it.
#27 - Right, because as soon as a fat person works out one time they…  [+] (2 replies) 05/15/2014 on Supportive family -1
#38 - scruffyguy (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree, since exercising wont immediately make someone fit they shouldnt exercise at all
#73 - anon (05/31/2014) [-]
dude you seem pretty cool and know what you are talking about. i would love to speak about this matter with someone else who has common sense
#113 - Do I know you?  [+] (1 reply) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) -2
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#119 - assyria (05/14/2014) [-]
haha nigga you on a site where anyone and everyone can see the stupid shit you post and you ask if you know someone when they reply to you

you're stupid as shit
#100 - You can't blame the victim for this sort of thing. Both attemp…  [+] (6 replies) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +13
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#301 - flnonymousseven (05/14/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter if they want to hear it, it needs to be said. not for them, but for those wheo are AT RISK and who PUT themselves at risk. It need's to be said so MORE people DONT get raped.

if you REALLY want to prevent rape, you'll shame ANY activity that LEADS to rape.
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#294 - flnonymousseven (05/14/2014) [-]
I guess we should just let our kids play in the street to then? we wouldn't want to "blame them" by telling them not to play in traffic where they can be hit by cars. drivers should just be more vigilant right?
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#237 - commontroll (05/14/2014) [-]
Here's the thing though, there's always something you could have done to avoid it. In this case he could have been smart and not gone to a fucking bar alone, certainly not without protection. That's my issue with people saying it's not okay to "shame" women who are slutty in their garb and presentation of themselves and say that they're asking for rape. Nobody says somebody deserves rape, just that there are really really shitty consequences to not thinking things through.

Not everybody is a rapist, not every club has people who will drug your drinks, but it's just retarded to not be prepared for running into one of the few.
#108 - krayon (05/14/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** Do you ever read the shit you post and think "My God, I'm retarded?"
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#113 - Wumbologist (05/14/2014) [-]
Do I know you?
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#119 - assyria (05/14/2014) [-]
haha nigga you on a site where anyone and everyone can see the stupid shit you post and you ask if you know someone when they reply to you

you're stupid as shit
#35 - I play as a girl in Pokemon Y. The clothes are way better and …  [+] (2 replies) 05/11/2014 on I… I have a choice? +14
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#52 - sabcy (05/12/2014) [-]
I play as a girl because I actually do better as one.
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#37 - thenewgizmobox (05/11/2014) [-]
wasn't there that secret you could choose for the girl character that was "i'm secretly a guy"? or is that another game, i know my friend showed me the option for that and it was fucking hilarious.