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Age: 18
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, Ps3, wii
X-box Gamertag: XxZeSpring
Interests: Vidya games, art, NSFW (only browsing no posting), Artist block, procrastinating, being introvert, art, getting thumbed down, making you lose The Game, art, gasming, phone secks, cyber secks, text secks, toe secks, being bored (im so sorry)
Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:11/27/2014
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    I think they do this on purpose. I think they do this on purpose.
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    alternative ABC's alternative ABC's
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    I did nazi him in the kitchen I did nazi him in the kitchen
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    Portal Kitty Portal Kitty

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#18 - I miss you 11/27/2014 on celester's profile 0
#26 - Theres a major artery in the upper leg that would be pretty to…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on The tides have turned +14
#315 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
I think the aim is more of the thing. Better question may be why we don't have better methods of non-lethal force to stop people. I've seen a few devices beyond the taser but I think R&D ought to get on this. If more people of any color are "stopped" instead of shot, then I think we'll be in a little better place, even if all the other underling problems are the same, at least there will be less death.
#368 - junkjack (11/26/2014) [-]
This. I tried explaining this to my liberal sister because she was saying he could've shot him in the knee. I told her something very similar to this comment and it shut her up for a few seconds, before she started talking about why its bullshit
User avatar #109 - ablakguy (11/26/2014) [-]
I guess I never saw it that way. Thanks.
User avatar #31 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
arteryplacementexplain
#5 - mcdicks side salad as shown above is $1.50... wherea… 11/24/2014 on (untitled) +5
#469 - bitch you wish you could compare to me 11/22/2014 on when your name start... 0
#466 - mfw i realize there is no escape ive been here for f… 11/22/2014 on when your name start... 0
#68 - I never put anyone on 'maybe' status. But I'd rather have a bo… 11/20/2014 on Tumblr 0
#14 - Red thumbs inbound, but **** it I feel like shari…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Tumblr +2
User avatar #32 - zaywoot (11/20/2014) [-]
Not everyone can be friends with someone they have feelings for who rejected them, or be friends with someone they have feelings for who is dating someone else. It hurts, it hurts a lot - so they stop interacting with you, not because they were pretending, but because you two just disagree on how feelings and relationships are... They are still not a dating option for you, that's true, but the reason behind it isn't necessarily true
#30 - ciacheczko (11/20/2014) [-]
No one can just prove being a good friend, no matter the time you know each other. I've seen friendships of 10 and even 20 years old end entirely.

Hate to bring this to you, but if you consider yourself too much of a princess and put yourself in a too high of a tower, even if there are knights out there willing to rescue you, they'd just say "fuck it, I'm done climbing" and look for someone else to bother with. Sometimes people get just tired of waiting.

This doesn't mean that all these guys were bad friends or weren't worth the relationship. It means that they may even have committed to you, but you pretty much toyed with them keeping them on "just a friend" status for too long, just so your insecure ass can be absolutely sure of something, you can never be absolutely sure about. Girls often fail to realise that their "I just want to be sure" crap is, in fact, toying with someone, plain and simple. You don't treat it like this, but I can bet whatever you want, that this is what a guy feels he's getting from you.

Maybe they were in you, as a person, but then noticed that this person likes to have friends on "maybe" status while crushing on anyone else anyway, and decided they don't want to be your back up plan? Maybe their self esteem was reasonable and they have decided they deserve a chance for a relationship and don't want to try hard for someone who won't give one?

I say - you seem to fail to see the other side of the coin, because you denied them that chance as much as you denied it for yourself.
User avatar #68 - WtfStrawberries (11/20/2014) [-]
I never put anyone on 'maybe' status. But I'd rather have a boyfriend who chose to be my friend; because he wanted to be my friend. Not because he wanted to get into my pants or date me. Its not about how long the friendship lasts or anything, its about what they expect to get out of it. If theyre only acting like my friend to date me, and I reject them, and they suddenly just quit talking to me or cut me off because of said rejection, then that means they simply arent an option for me. I know you said how some people cant handle that, and how I should consider that. Well I do consider that. I just dont want to deal with emotional who cant even deal with themselves.
#28 - thedarkassassin (11/20/2014) [-]
I agree with you
User avatar #20 - inyourmind (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I can say that's generally a good way of going about and more or less the same way I go about it with girls (different reason though). So thumbs up for good advice.
#16 - aphoticnefelibata (11/20/2014) [-]
Eh, you apparently spoke from your heart so you get a green thumb from me lqtm. And something like this is vital to an origin of a relationship. You have to find out if he will be compatible with you, there's nothing wrong with that. And if they treat you flippantly, then like you said, they weren't really an option and their true colors show.
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Hallelujah +12
#35 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
wow someone put that one them thats gold
#1 - whats this from?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Giv us a giggle m8 +1
User avatar #2 - chopsofpork (11/12/2014) [-]
Injustice gods among us, year one, part something.

Here is where ive been reading it deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/

It's pretty good, superman is a bad guy now
#19 - angelious (11/12/2014) [-]
i think wonderwoman and sinestro are the true villains...supes could easily be a good guy and do a lot of good things if it werent for those two fucking everything up...


he could have instead asked arthur for advices(arthur being a person who has been a king most of his life could give him plenty of tips how to run a succesful totalitarian goverment without the fear mongering and torture and stuff.) and if he had just gotten batman on board it could have actually been quite the smooth ride...



btw loving the fact that constantine is in the comics now. tho i have the feeling either him or klarion(most likely klarion,knowing how constantine works) is gonna get killed.
User avatar #6 - iwasonaboat (11/12/2014) [-]
The guy that puts all these comics up for us is a real bro. Wish we could do something nice for him.

Unrelated question. Do you know where I could hire a hooker?
User avatar #16 - somuchfreedom (11/12/2014) [-]
the bunny ranch in nevada, and there is one other one i don't remember the name of in reno
User avatar #7 - noahlikespie (11/12/2014) [-]
Vegas...
User avatar #12 - preacherQ (11/12/2014) [-]
Is illegal in Vegas, but not in the rest of Nevada. Supposedly there are some "reputable" bordellos you can checkout.
User avatar #4 - Riukanojutsu (11/12/2014) [-]
Green Arrow best bro

RIP in Pizza
Never forghetti
#18 - angelious (11/12/2014) [-]
he always gets killed whenever justice league or batman and superman go rogue...always.....
User avatar #3 - gladiatorbong (11/12/2014) [-]
holy shit sun i would give you a million thumbs if i could now i must waste all of my time on this
#11 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Jumping in the pool +5
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User avatar #44 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Strawberries?
#38 to #37 - WtfStrawberries (02/09/2014) [-]
bitch my profile isnt tumblr
bitch my profile isnt tumblr
User avatar #27 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
You got a source on that image?
#28 to #27 - WtfStrawberries (01/04/2014) [-]
The pokemon one?
User avatar #32 to #28 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Ya
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User avatar #33 to #30 - WtfStrawberries (01/04/2014) [-]
I believe the sauce would be pokemon ;3

But i got my collection here, if you're looking for more like it: not necessarily the sauce, but im assuming this is what you wanted www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/22-uncomfortably-sexy-pieces-pokemon-fan-art
#35 to #33 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
But thank you anyway.
#34 to #33 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I found the source or rather, what I was looking for was a way to find the artist and I did on rule34 and e621, and the link you gave me has some scary stuff.
User avatar #36 to #34 - WtfStrawberries (01/04/2014) [-]
Idk i saw multiple posts of it on rule34 so i wasnt too sure who the artist was.
User avatar #29 to #28 - WtfStrawberries (01/04/2014) [-]
misclick. oh well...
User avatar #31 to #29 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
?
#15 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
This is me. Best picture I have of me that's also recent. Was not long before the breakup.
#18 to #15 - WtfStrawberries (09/22/2013) [-]
[obligatory comment so that you don't get all teary eyed on me]    
 I had to post the reaction image because of dat look at the camera xP
[obligatory comment so that you don't get all teary eyed on me]
I had to post the reaction image because of dat look at the camera xP
User avatar #19 to #18 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Well okay then xD
I've been told in the past that I'm handsome, but I didn't know I had pregger-vision...
#20 to #19 - WtfStrawberries (09/22/2013) [-]
Who know's how many uknkown children you have out there from just looking at others like that.
User avatar #21 to #20 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
To tell the truth I don't look at many people like that... unless you count that it's my facebook profile picture.
This was a picture taken by my former-GF over skype.
User avatar #22 to #21 - WtfStrawberries (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, i assumed. I just went with it to be funny. oh noes, all your friends and relatives are going have a bunch of mini-adu's
and well, its a really good picture.
User avatar #23 to #22 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I shall create an army in my own image! Although there are more... suggestive pictures (of my face), but those are more private. >3>

Btw, do you have a picture of you smiling?
#24 to #23 - WtfStrawberries (09/22/2013) [-]
hmm... suggestive you say?   
And yes. But no. I don't really like posting pictures of myself on this website
hmm... suggestive you say?
And yes. But no. I don't really like posting pictures of myself on this website
User avatar #25 to #24 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Fair enough I suppose.
And yes, I can stare pretty damn suggestively... licking my teeth and everything.
#16 to #15 - adu ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
This is a full-body picture of me (on the left) to prove I'm neither anorexic or obese.
The one on the left is my older brother.
User avatar #43 to #16 - applecopy (05/09/2014) [-]
trainwreck/10
#17 to #13 - WtfStrawberries (09/22/2013) [-]
P-P-pervert!
stop try harding and sending me the same thing twice XD
User avatar #26 to #17 - jesseholdeman (09/23/2013) [-]
;3 But that was on facebook.
Not here. Doesn't count.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jesseholdeman (09/22/2013) [-]
I do... So what? Bitch... Telling her that.
User avatar #8 - benedicto (07/19/2013) [-]
h-hello...
#9 to #8 - WtfStrawberries (07/19/2013) [-]
hello there
hello there
User avatar #10 to #9 - benedicto (07/19/2013) [-]
so.....
User avatar #12 to #11 - benedicto (07/19/2013) [-]
who are you? i just picked a random user, and it was you.


got any good music?
User avatar #41 to #12 - WtfStrawberries (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh, okay. Im okay.
what kinda music do you like
User avatar #42 to #41 - benedicto (03/04/2014) [-]
well, basically any. i can go from classical to metal to to hardcore techno to rock to neo-classical in just an hour. it probably spans 2-3 languages too. I have a lot of free time.
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (07/06/2013) [-]
Greeting random user.
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