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WitchKingTroll

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Gender: male
Age: 112
Youtube Channel: domialad
Steam Profile: Barry McDoodle
X-box Gamertag: Adds200
PSN: SpacerEraser
Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4949
Highest Content Rank:#9007
Highest Comment Rank:#720
Content Thumbs: 340 total,  402 ,  62
Comment Thumbs: 11799 total,  12813 ,  1014
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 33 Content: Peasant → Level 34 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:14422
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:2209
FJ Points:2605
Favorite Tags: game (2)

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latest user's comments

#21 - "You know what I ******* meant" - Piglet 4 hours ago on I lost my virginity to... +6
#58 - Is this really all it takes, penis? 04/15/2015 on Tops +4
#7 - "Who wants to hear a symphony!?" "Yeah, so … 04/13/2015 on oooooooooooh +75
#9 - Picture 04/12/2015 on Top half hasnt rendered yet 0
#20 - better  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Camouflage pants are... +13
#42 - mahusername (04/05/2015) [-]
mattiaskjaer sticky this
#32 - indigobeef (04/05/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#58 - Say what you will, he's got quite a nice booty 04/04/2015 on Facetime +28
#24 - Is there a story on this one? It seems eerily intriguing, like…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2015 on The path of least... +8
#58 - fistpump (04/01/2015) [-]
It's the Chatillon car graveyard, in Belgium.
Nobody knows exactly why it exists.
If you want the romantic version of the story, American forces returning home from fighting in Europe at the end of WWII had bought fancy European cars on their leave without realizing they wouldn't be able to take them back across the sea.
If you want the most likely version, the locals of the area say that it's literally just somewhere for people to dump cars, and has been for years. A big counter-argument to the romantic version is that some of the cars are post-WWII manufactures; however, not all of them are; it isn't entirely impossible.
Unfortunately, the car graveyard no longer exists. It was all scrapped, to protect the local nature, although nature appears to be protecting itself perfectly fine in the pictures.
Regardless, it is gracefully beautiful, and apocalyptically morbid at the same time.
#57 - technoise (04/01/2015) [-]
Right in the middle of a small forest near Chatillon, a little village in Southern Belgium, is a graveyard of abandoned and beautiful rusty cars. These cars once belonged to US soldiers who were stationed in this region. It’s not known how they managed to acquire these beauties in the middle of the war. When the World War II ended, all military troops were sent back to the US, but the cost of having all those cars shipped was way too expensive. The ranking officers decided to leave all the cars in Belgium. The cars were driven up a hill, one by one, nicely parked and somehow hidden from the outside world. (Source : www.amusingplanet.com/2012/12/chatillon-car-graveyard-in-belgium.html )
#27 - ibanezvbt (04/01/2015) [-]
i always thought that was a picture from around chernobyl when the evac started i believe i read it somewhere but don't hold me to it
User avatar #25 - greyhoundfd (04/01/2015) [-]
Sometimes happens in oil shortages or evacuations. People might get backed up, maybe try to leave, but eventually the traffic gets too overwhelming and people have to abandon their cars and move on foot.
#2460 - Or I guess the opposite is fine too 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#2455 - **WitchKingTroll used "*roll rpg race*"** **WitchKingTroll …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#2460 - WitchKingTroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Or I guess the opposite is fine too
#62 - I understand how anon ****** up, and I understand how …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2015 on *air horns and CoD player... +5
#125 - ninjaspartan (03/29/2015) [-]
The joke is in the fact that it's not the burn of the century but it's being treated like it is because it's funny to pretend.

Seriously jokexplain, why am I doing your job.
User avatar #127 - jokexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
Because everyone on this page spelled my name wrong

although I did explain this joke in a different comment on this content
#135 - binuclear (03/29/2015) [-]
oh sorry
#75 - elaxx (03/29/2015) [-]
Humor. Minuscule, unexpected, yet somehow spicy. It just hits the right spots at the right time. It's a burn as in irony the funny makes the "burn" brighter .
#65 - rollfourexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,355**

Dude I completely agree. It's nonsensical. What makes this funny? That burn is incredibly weak it dropped into the negatives when the only thing after it was 9 replys of "rekt".
#82 - norkas (03/29/2015) [-]
that's the joke
#84 - rollfourexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,665**

I've seen this same post seven times in the last month. It has bothered me every time and dissapointed me the first time.
User avatar #85 - norkas (03/29/2015) [-]
on a side note, have you ever gotten quads?
#86 - rollfourexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 0,802**

No, actually. I have never rolled quads. And I have rolled on 99.8% of my posts. I even realized that and went to double check it back when rolls were *roll 4*.
User avatar #87 - norkas (03/29/2015) [-]
One day, when you roll quads, I will be there to see it.
#89 - rollfourexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,803**

Bah humbug. It'll probably be on some obscure post somewhere and won't get many thumbs.

There was someone who was doing a silly comic about the "explainsverse" (explain account universe) and I've been told I'll appear in it. He called me the eternal quad wanderer.

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#272 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
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#261 to #260 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I came first
#263 to #261 - thewitchking (06/28/2014) [-]
There can only be one.
There can only be one.
#264 to #263 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
*There can be only one
#265 to #264 - thewitchking (06/29/2014) [-]
huehuehue
huehuehue
#259 to #258 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Pls be my bf
Pls be my bf
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