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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#30988
Highest Content Rank:#23238
Highest Comment Rank:#988
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#35 - **Willhelm rolled a random image posted in comment #637487 …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on How to make Cinnamon pie +2
User avatar #37 - gentlemanofbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
...

Good enough.
User avatar #36 - Willhelm (05/25/2013) [-]
shit.
User avatar #38 - gentlemanofbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
haha, it's fine buddy.
#40 - Willhelm (05/25/2013) [-]
**Willhelm rolled a random image posted in comment #749 at Your sex life in 2013 **

Rolling an actual sweetroll would be better. Can't really go wrong with K-On, though.
User avatar #41 - gentlemanofbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
yo be honest, never watched it
#65 - New Vegas' story was alright. Not good, not bad, just alright. 05/25/2013 on Heaven vs. Hell 0
#24 - Sweet roll. 05/25/2013 on A Joke +3
#22 - **Willhelm rolls 11** **** da police.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Not too big to jail when... +157
#63 - lazian (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - etparty (05/25/2013) [-]
**etparty rolls 58**
#43 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 68**
#33 - hamfj (05/25/2013) [-]
Doubles roll again.
User avatar #34 - Willhelm (05/25/2013) [-]
**Willhelm rolls 75**

K.
User avatar #35 - Willhelm (05/25/2013) [-]
**Willhelm rolls 56**

Whatever. In real life, you can't delete failure.
User avatar #140 - schwerdaddy (07/11/2014) [-]
What a good comment.
#32 - DontDeleteMeAgain has deleted their comment.
#27 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
triple trips if no one thumbs..
#11 - I swear, it's the only thing that kept the last generation tog…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on I mind fuck the rude ones +2
User avatar #12 - erotictentacle (05/25/2013) [-]
wow.. that's too bad
#9 - chhhhhhh, you missed out. For several decades, Mr. Rogers host…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on I mind fuck the rude ones +3
User avatar #10 - erotictentacle (05/25/2013) [-]
wow, sounds neat!
Why is it not around anymore? sounds necessary as shit.
User avatar #11 - Willhelm (05/25/2013) [-]
I swear, it's the only thing that kept the last generation together. According to the wiki page, PBS took it out of syndication in 2008, but some local PBS stations continue to air it independently.
User avatar #12 - erotictentacle (05/25/2013) [-]
wow.. that's too bad
#4 - Alright, FJ, show me your magic. I'd like this gif with the te…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on The number of XBOX one posts +5
#8 - jalthelas (05/25/2013) [-]
Thanks for requesting that.
#6 - vangoz (05/25/2013) [-]
This what you're looking for?

#7 - yourafaggotharry (05/25/2013) [-]
awesome!
#3 - That scene is exactly why I love king of the hill. 05/25/2013 on Thumbing a post from 1 to 0 +51
#75 - It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. 05/25/2013 on Fancy Reload +1
#9 - **Willhelm rolls 80** doubles team?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Double Battles In Emerald -2
#19 - Thundergod has deleted their comment.
#69 - I think it works a little better if you imagine there being a … 05/24/2013 on Fancy Reload +1
#9 - Where do you get dragonrend again? Or does it vary?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fus Ro Fuck your shit 0
User avatar #10 - EvilWolf (05/24/2013) [-]
u get it along the campaign. i cant remember exactly where or when, but i know u need it to defeat alduin
#11 - hellfiazz (05/24/2013) [-]
You learn it by looking into the Elder Scroll at the top of the Throat of the World.
User avatar #12 - EvilWolf (05/24/2013) [-]
sounds right. havent played it in a while so couldn't remember
#11 - Picture 05/24/2013 on and then it dawned on me +1
#13 - How was this not the first thing you guys did?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fancy Reload +46
#17 - skeetonamber (05/24/2013) [-]
it never ends
#40 - skinless (05/24/2013) [-]
#25 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fancy Reload +54
#68 - marcalo (05/24/2013) [-]
Why does this have so many thumbs? He just reposted the content.
User avatar #73 - ecomp (05/24/2013) [-]
the gun from one picture falls into the hands of the guy in the other picture.
User avatar #69 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
I think it works a little better if you imagine there being a little lag between the gun dropping in the first gif and the gun falling into his hands in the second. Snipping the combo helps.
User avatar #51 - hybridxproject (05/24/2013) [-]
reverse it
#13 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
How was this not the first thing you guys did?
#17 - skeetonamber (05/24/2013) [-]
it never ends
#40 - skinless (05/24/2013) [-]
#25 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
#9 - Daily lives of Highschool Boys. What a great series. 05/24/2013 on Heroism +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Heroism +2
User avatar #5 - flippytrixfordiner (05/24/2013) [-]
im pretty sure i've seen this before where is it from
User avatar #9 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
Daily lives of Highschool Boys. What a great series.
#4 - Caribfag here, it's still very much a thing in the Caribbean. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Fuel Attendant 0
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
And it's funny, you know . . . but 99.99% of the "dumbfucks" here manage to pump their own gas with no problems at all.
User avatar #5 - Jewssassin (05/24/2013) [-]
Some places in the US still have gas attendants. I believe in New Jersey all of the gas stations are full service by law.
User avatar #16 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
Hate that law. I felt like such a dumb fuck going to school out of state and not knowing how to pump gas. I didn't bring my own car that year but my friends found out and made me pump everyone's gas that year. I'm pretty sure the first time they took pictures...
User avatar #15 - temporaryafrican (05/24/2013) [-]
Oregon too
#7 - that's the joke, and epic pic.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Consoles in 2050 +7
#9 - fordun (05/23/2013) [-]
The Jew thing comes from /pol/ The number of Jews killed in the holocaust was recently speculated to be at around 9 million. Even though it is is literally impossible. Ive done the math. There is not enough hours in the day. The engineering is flawed and makes no sense knowing the legendary German engineering.
User avatar #19 - deathcampforjewtie (05/24/2013) [-]
That's the power of German engineering....
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
It's six million not nine million
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Some people speculate it's not even that, simply 4 million, as there was a massive 'lack' of Russian jews during the time of WW2 (and Stalin hated jews as well), some people say Stalin actually killed 2 million and pushed it onto Hitler, and the Allies who knew went along with it because they didn't want to lose him as an ally. When you think about it in that sense, it also makes much more sense regarding the figures of jews living in Europe at the time
User avatar #88 - brenton (05/24/2013) [-]
"simply 4 million"

As if that number is small...
User avatar #28 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
Of course that is probably correct, but I suppose it's like Nessy. No one will ever know for sure and no one will really care. (except for crazy people)
#44 - missing has deleted their comment.
#81 - fordun (05/24/2013) [-]
This.
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on True Question +4
#80 - urtukdamoocow (05/24/2013) [-]
#5 - I wonder what that gif would look like in reverse.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on $1 million in singles +4
#20 - existacne (05/23/2013) [-]
For you.
#11 - Picture 05/23/2013 on The award for +2
#15 - It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, man! 05/23/2013 on How to protect your lunch +1
#207 - Surely you know about this site. 05/23/2013 on The Gaming Industry 0
#66 - See this? This is how not to use pie charts to make a joke. 05/23/2013 on Or Are We +3
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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

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User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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