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#29 - Yo. I've been getting back into Fallout 3 recently, and I love… 12/02/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 2 +1
#472 - Wait, is that why all these usernames start with lower case letters?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... +2
#476 - SuperBobbis (11/28/2014) [-]
Indeed it is.

I take pride in having two capital letters.
#64 - At the end of the day, though, you only get out what you put i… 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
#63 - Dwarf Fortress is amazing. I recommend watching online tutoria…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
User avatar #64 - Willhelm (11/11/2014) [-]
At the end of the day, though, you only get out what you put in. The steep learning curve is real. I didn't appreciate the game until the 2nd or 3rd time I came back to it after completely forgetting about it for several months, and hearing about it again online.
#62 - Huh. Didn't know based admin played/liked Dwarf Fortress. 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
#22 - Here's the thing you need to know about engineering. Projects …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on How to tie up a shoe +6
#30 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
biomedical engineering
#127 - Oh, how I love a good satire site. 09/24/2014 on they tried +1
#42 - Then whatever you do, DON'T read "Out of Skin" by th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +1
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - paradoxofnight (09/10/2014) [-]
Just did. Holy shit.
#37 - The way I see it, the "beast" was never the wolf, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +5
User avatar #40 - checkemtrain (09/10/2014) [-]
I know,but this shits weird as balls
User avatar #42 - Willhelm (09/10/2014) [-]
Then whatever you do, DON'T read "Out of Skin" by the same author.
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - paradoxofnight (09/10/2014) [-]
Just did. Holy shit.
#36 - Younger brother is pleb, and very jealous of older brother's s…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +70
#44 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
But his face was red right after he killed him, how is somebody wearing his skin?
#45 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2014) [-]
Explain your epiphany
User avatar #57 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
The dude is wearing his dead brothers face
When the protagonist came back, he was soon treated as his brother was.

"That night i feared another attack... but none came.
Instead: people thanked me even as they consoled me,
I was given my brother's animals
And i slept, dreaming of nothing."

But When his brother came back; The protagonist is starting to realize the delusion of him being his brother.
Digging a grave was the protagonist burying his brother in a hole,
And when he went down into the hole, his insanity shows that he was not the one who died.
#61 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
I still don't get it.
User avatar #62 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
What part don't you get exactly?
#63 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
"Digging a grave was the protagonist burying his brother in a hole,
And when he went down into the hole, his insanity shows that he was not the one who died."

I got it up to the delusion part. I'm confused about "The dude is wearing his dead brothers face", like whaaat.
User avatar #68 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Alright, I should start by saying that The Dude(protagonist) wearing his brothers face is a metaphor. The brother is actually dead, but the protagonist is living his life.

The Digging of the grave was a part where the protagonist couldn't sleep because he saw his brother digging a grave. What happened here is that the protagonist is remembering throwing his brother's body into the hole. Now as for the hole being there, remember how it smelled of lilac? Well his brother had a lilac bush. Its safe to assume that the protagonist was planning on murdering his brother, and it can easily be thought that the murders of the animals was staged and pinned onto "the monster".

Now to explain why its his brother digging up a hole. The protagonist is now desperate for an answer, so he goes back to where he threw his brother's body in and climbed down. Soon after, He sees his brother, but he looks at him. This shows that he was the monster, killing him to "wear his face" and live his life. He may have killed his brother, but he still lives on, through the insanity that the protagonist is the monster. This is why the (Reincarnated) brother never looks at him, because its the protagonist now wanting to look back on what he did.
User avatar #103 - hokeymon (09/10/2014) [-]
In shorter terms he killed his brother then wore his skin like some bat shit insane schizophrenia. Right?
User avatar #69 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
The protagonist not* wanting to look back on what....
I'm tired, i understand if my wording is confusing
#73 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me. I understand it now.
User avatar #106 - captnnorway (09/10/2014) [-]
The story also seemed heavely inspired by the tale of Cain and Abel. So I personally thought the brother was a representation that the main character was mad, the brother was dead and he was seeing thing. The dreamless sleeps was also caused by the madness, as in only during the night was his mind not clouded. Serapharbiter had a much better ideathough.
User avatar #74 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Your welcome
User avatar #147 - srskate (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you think there is any significance to the corpse in the hole has the eyes of the wolf
User avatar #149 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Not really. The art style has most of the people's eyes looking the same(slanted/relaxed) except for the protagonist and a few other background people.
#138 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
yes, his welcome

good explaination
#58 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2014) [-]
#190 - gr8 b8 m8 08/15/2014 on This one really got to me +2
#5543 - **Willhelm rolls 534,234** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#55 - Most of the time, dogs are put to sleep because they have a co… 07/18/2014 on All aboard the feels train 0
#5192 - **Willhelm rolls 106,933,614** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#687 - Toasting in bread 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... 0
#107 - Kendo or Aikido. They're actual sports. Look them up. 05/02/2014 on Miss Japan Is Looking Good +4
#10 - A lot of school computer labs restrict access to the paper tra… 05/01/2014 on (untitled) +3
#4 - >2014 >Thinking all Links are the same across games.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on link +2
User avatar #6 - joshofsouls (04/27/2014) [-]
Actually no, that link isn't tied to any game.
From the front and back, he looks like a mix between SS link, and TP link.
He even has some aspect of the Tech Demo link from a few years ago.

User avatar #5 - zodiacwolf (04/27/2014) [-]
Actually it says "In one incarnation". Meaning a different lifetime of him. Not the same link. However, this is still before OoT, so regardless, it wouldn't be relevant anyway.
#119 - What game/map are the top two?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on It was this or Mario Kart. 0
User avatar #120 - homicidalgamer (04/15/2014) [-]
The first one is the map CoD MW2, the second is shipment on CoD MW
#124 - CaptainKBX (04/15/2014) [-]
The first is the map "Rust" from CoD MW2. You somehow forgot to put the map's name, mate.
#149 - homicidalgamer (04/15/2014) [-]
#3 - Yo, does anyone have that original Solaire pic? I feel like it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Sunbro covenant confirmed... 0
#6 - charlesanthony (04/11/2014) [-]
Here you go
#13 - Teenage twins who make mischief with explosives? 03/25/2014 on As seen on /k/ +5
#31 - Incorrect syntax anyway. You aren't integrating the left hand …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on fucking casuals 0
#53 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
You're allowed to shorten your expressions in math if it's clear what's being done.
User avatar #52 - angelwithashotgun (03/24/2014) [-]
except when there is only one variable, at which point it is safe to assume that is the one that integrated over

As it is in this case.
#45 - Wasn't that the original?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on 5 BONG 0
User avatar #47 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/21/2014) [-]
no, original was around '07ish. These are all reposts of reposts.
User avatar #46 - barrybatsbak (03/21/2014) [-]
Could be. but i have seen so many varieties of this one to tell wich is the origional
#156 - Picture 02/27/2014 on Vegans final form 0
#165 - What makes these personal choices flawed?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Karma -1
User avatar #201 - zekeon (02/22/2014) [-]
Creates an exploitable weakness.


Easy to understand.


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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

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User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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