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Willhelm

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#50 - The inclusion of a major character in the first frame probably… 01/03/2015 on The Journey of Expectations 0
#14 - Touché! 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +1
#4 - I don't actually think it's that bad, but this is at the core …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2014 on TV +122
#19 - lastsamurai (01/01/2015) [-]
well you can take any show apart that way...
The only reason people don't like the big bang theory is because they have become less and less nerdy and that the same jokes are getting obnoxious, just like any other series.
User avatar #7 - landartheconqueror (12/31/2014) [-]
i think it's an awful fucking show. the jokes are cliche and over used, hardly anything original. incredibly basic, and plays off of "nerdy" stereotypes. literally, watch it without the backing laugh track, you won't even smirk once. it's the most painful thing meanwhile every dip shit who watches it thinks they're some smart ass because it's a show for "nerds", when in reality they either get the science from some basic "popular science" website, or straight up get the science wrong. and everyone is going crazy about it, wearing "basiboop" shirts every where they go
User avatar #38 - octavia (01/01/2015) [-]
Not for nothing, but no shit it loses it's humor without the laugh track. It was made with a laugh track in mind. Awkward pauses and all that. Literally any show that makes use of a laugh track often will be the same.
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2015) [-]
i think it's more the mob mentality.. "the laugh track is telling me that what i just witnessed was funny, so i have to laugh along and agree"
subconscious desire to fit in
User avatar #40 - octavia (01/01/2015) [-]
That's definitely a part of it too, but I mean, the awkward timing of the scenes without the track really turns people off. So of course watching without the laugh track won't make you laugh.

I guess what I'm trying to say is critique it all you want, just leave the laugh track and resulting comedic timing out, unless you plan to critique that technique as a whole
User avatar #42 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2015) [-]
i'm just arguing that the jokes are shit, and the laugh track is the only thing that makes people laugh
#6 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
Man, I wish more academic papers were written like your comment
User avatar #8 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/31/2014) [-]
by starting a sentence with "and"? 2/10 would fail.
User avatar #5 - tehwaffles (12/31/2014) [-]
Now I see.
Thanks.
#12 - Lol, I was just posting the pic from the original post, cuz it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +1
User avatar #13 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it up there.
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!
#10 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +4
#11 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
Asexuals ARE broken.
Wanting to have sex, wanting to reproduce is such a fundamental desire of even the most basic of organisms that if you don't experience this, sorry, something is wrong with you.
#15 - whitestofchapels (12/31/2014) [-]
I agree and I'm asexual. People just don't seem to care what we actually think or say. A lot of other asexuals I've met, don't really care for all the people who say stuff like "Asexuals arent broken" and such. We have accepted who we are and embrace it but people like to think that they need to stand up for us and speak for us. Its annoying.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's the case with SJWs. They don't like to let "oppressed" people speak for themselves.
User avatar #21 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
We arent exactly oppressed though. The most oppressed it gets it from people saying we don't exist.
#22 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
That's why I put "oppressed" in quotes
#23 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
I'm a little slow on the draw sometimes.
#24 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
It's fine man, we all are
#16 - zocard (12/31/2014) [-]
Ya, you'd think that they would know we like to do things for ourselves...
User avatar #12 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Lol, I was just posting the pic from the original post, cuz its resolution was too low. I don't actually give a fuck.
User avatar #13 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it up there.
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!
#183 - Thank you, based admin. 12/27/2014 on admin navy seals copy pasta +5
#34 - People's lack of knowledge about a particular subject does not…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Greenpeace +165
#115 - acetrainerewan (12/23/2014) [-]
i think the point hes making is that nobody on here really cares about the nazca lines and their protection
i imagine your point in response would be that it is about the sentiment and principle, or at least that would be my point
both are respectable no?
User avatar #91 - fjaggot (12/23/2014) [-]
yep, if people want to be mad at something, they will be mad at something. This will probably not affect me in any way whatsoever but I'm still kind of pissed
#566 - A while ago, admin made it so that older accounts would have b… 12/22/2014 on Names 0
#24 - Whoa. Thanks for posting. 12/22/2014 on One of the most adorable... 0
#28 - Molten, eh? I think I tried that one briefly. May or may not h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on #justnoobthings +1
User avatar #29 - temporalguardian (12/21/2014) [-]
Here's an example of how good molten is, imo.

The first ever MoP server came out less than a year after it came out on retail, it was buggy and horrible, and its been out for almost 2 years ish now and it still sucks dick. Molten made their mop server about 3 months ago, and in its first week it had improved its bugs 10x faster than anything I saw on pandashan, and is already WAY better than pandashan. Of course it still has its own bugs, here and there, but comparing it to a 2 year old server- it's the best.
#26 - Yo, I private server'd once. It was terrible. Must've been on …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on #justnoobthings 0
User avatar #27 - temporalguardian (12/21/2014) [-]
I tend to stick to molten-wow, it's the most popular and so called best private server, which tbh is mostly true, i've had the least issues with them. they got a wotlk, cata, and mop server.
User avatar #28 - Willhelm (12/21/2014) [-]
Molten, eh? I think I tried that one briefly. May or may not have been the one I was having issues with. It was all years ago. But if you're vouching for it, I may as well give it a shot. Thanks!
User avatar #29 - temporalguardian (12/21/2014) [-]
Here's an example of how good molten is, imo.

The first ever MoP server came out less than a year after it came out on retail, it was buggy and horrible, and its been out for almost 2 years ish now and it still sucks dick. Molten made their mop server about 3 months ago, and in its first week it had improved its bugs 10x faster than anything I saw on pandashan, and is already WAY better than pandashan. Of course it still has its own bugs, here and there, but comparing it to a 2 year old server- it's the best.
#64 - Yeah. Pyrite crystals form perfect cubes naturally. They're pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Crocoite master race +3
User avatar #65 - askafj (12/17/2014) [-]
damn, thats neat as fuck
#5 - Goddamn I remember this movie. Sad as **** . Worth… 12/10/2014 on Niggers +3
#29 - Yo. I've been getting back into Fallout 3 recently, and I love… 12/02/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 2 +1
#472 - Wait, is that why all these usernames start with lower case letters?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... +2
#476 - SuperBobbis (11/28/2014) [-]
Indeed it is.

I take pride in having two capital letters.
#64 - At the end of the day, though, you only get out what you put i… 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
#63 - Dwarf Fortress is amazing. I recommend watching online tutoria…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
User avatar #64 - Willhelm (11/11/2014) [-]
At the end of the day, though, you only get out what you put in. The steep learning curve is real. I didn't appreciate the game until the 2nd or 3rd time I came back to it after completely forgetting about it for several months, and hearing about it again online.
#62 - Huh. Didn't know based admin played/liked Dwarf Fortress. 11/11/2014 on whats a building game 0
#22 - Here's the thing you need to know about engineering. Projects …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on How to tie up a shoe +6
#30 - anonexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
biomedical engineering
#127 - Oh, how I love a good satire site. 09/24/2014 on they tried +1
#42 - Then whatever you do, DON'T read "Out of Skin" by th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +1
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (09/10/2014) [-]
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
User avatar #48 - paradoxofnight (09/10/2014) [-]
Just did. Holy shit.
#37 - The way I see it, the "beast" was never the wolf, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +5
User avatar #40 - checkemtrain (09/10/2014) [-]
I know,but this shits weird as balls
User avatar #42 - Willhelm (09/10/2014) [-]
Then whatever you do, DON'T read "Out of Skin" by the same author.
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (09/10/2014) [-]
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
User avatar #48 - paradoxofnight (09/10/2014) [-]
Just did. Holy shit.
#36 - Younger brother is pleb, and very jealous of older brother's s…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/10/2014 on His Face All Red by Emily... +70
#44 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
But his face was red right after he killed him, how is somebody wearing his skin?
#45 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh
User avatar #56 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2014) [-]
Explain your epiphany
User avatar #57 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
The dude is wearing his dead brothers face
When the protagonist came back, he was soon treated as his brother was.

"That night i feared another attack... but none came.
Instead: people thanked me even as they consoled me,
I was given my brother's animals
And i slept, dreaming of nothing."

But When his brother came back; The protagonist is starting to realize the delusion of him being his brother.
Digging a grave was the protagonist burying his brother in a hole,
And when he went down into the hole, his insanity shows that he was not the one who died.
#61 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
I still don't get it.
User avatar #62 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
What part don't you get exactly?
#63 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
"Digging a grave was the protagonist burying his brother in a hole,
And when he went down into the hole, his insanity shows that he was not the one who died."

I got it up to the delusion part. I'm confused about "The dude is wearing his dead brothers face", like whaaat.
User avatar #68 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Alright, I should start by saying that The Dude(protagonist) wearing his brothers face is a metaphor. The brother is actually dead, but the protagonist is living his life.

The Digging of the grave was a part where the protagonist couldn't sleep because he saw his brother digging a grave. What happened here is that the protagonist is remembering throwing his brother's body into the hole. Now as for the hole being there, remember how it smelled of lilac? Well his brother had a lilac bush. Its safe to assume that the protagonist was planning on murdering his brother, and it can easily be thought that the murders of the animals was staged and pinned onto "the monster".

Now to explain why its his brother digging up a hole. The protagonist is now desperate for an answer, so he goes back to where he threw his brother's body in and climbed down. Soon after, He sees his brother, but he looks at him. This shows that he was the monster, killing him to "wear his face" and live his life. He may have killed his brother, but he still lives on, through the insanity that the protagonist is the monster. This is why the (Reincarnated) brother never looks at him, because its the protagonist now wanting to look back on what he did.
User avatar #103 - hokeymon (09/10/2014) [-]
In shorter terms he killed his brother then wore his skin like some bat shit insane schizophrenia. Right?
User avatar #69 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
The protagonist not* wanting to look back on what....
I'm tired, i understand if my wording is confusing
#73 - creepycreeper (09/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me. I understand it now.
#106 - captnnorway (09/10/2014) [-]
The story also seemed heavely inspired by the tale of Cain and Abel. So I personally thought the brother was a representation that the main character was mad, the brother was dead and he was seeing thing. The dreamless sleeps was also caused by the madness, as in only during the night was his mind not clouded. Serapharbiter had a much better ideathough.
User avatar #74 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Your welcome
User avatar #147 - srskate (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you think there is any significance to the corpse in the hole has the eyes of the wolf
User avatar #149 - serapharbiter (09/10/2014) [-]
Not really. The art style has most of the people's eyes looking the same(slanted/relaxed) except for the protagonist and a few other background people.
#138 - anonexplains (09/10/2014) [-]
yes, his welcome

good explaination
#58 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh
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#5543 - **Willhelm rolls 534,234** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0

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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

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User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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