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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
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#116 - Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift al…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#83 - Same. 05/02/2013 on Rape Me 0
#112 - yeah mang. Ectos for life!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#106 - Huh. I seem to have 6.22 x 10^31 times the mass of one electro…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #107 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
you must be a skinny dude, huh?
User avatar #112 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah mang. Ectos for life!
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#100 - >be me >A-level understanding of physics/energy unit… 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku +1
#65 - Why did this get so many thumbs? It's literally what Humon say…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on New Zealand marriage... 0
User avatar #66 - DatsNoMoon (05/02/2013) [-]
Because FunnyJunk likes puppies that bark internally.
#11 - Only 2.3 MeV? That's like 3.69 x 10^-13 joules. Climb…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Michio Kaku +31
User avatar #139 - despare (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh shit it's Bill Nye
#83 - kez (05/02/2013) [-]
What are you talking about only?

you're talking about the energy of accelerating EACH SINGLE electron by a 2.3 million volt electric field...

Which is mental, he said his house was barely able to support the amount of energy...

It annoys me when people try to be smart for no reason and just talk bullshit.
#100 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
>be me
>A-level understanding of physics/energy units
>doesn't know how particle accelerators work
>doesn't claim to
>states nothing but facts

>umad

User avatar #42 - nyork (05/01/2013) [-]
That's the equivalent of charging it with 2 Million volts. That's per electron. I'm pretty sure that that's going to have a incredible velocity.
User avatar #31 - coolcalx (05/01/2013) [-]
yeah.. do you know the mass ratio of you vs an electron?

think about it, and then go sit in the shame corner.
#106 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Huh. I seem to have 6.22 x 10^31 times the mass of one electron. Cool shit.
User avatar #107 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
you must be a skinny dude, huh?
User avatar #112 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah mang. Ectos for life!
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
You don't need a lot of energy to accelerate particles
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/02/2013) [-]
lololol
#25 - azinfoo (05/01/2013) [-]
Well he wasn't trying to build the LHC. It was just a high school project.
#11 - The sheep in New Zealand outnumber its people. Therefore, the …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2013 on New Zealand marriage... +155
#65 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Why did this get so many thumbs? It's literally what Humon says on the website!
User avatar #66 - DatsNoMoon (05/02/2013) [-]
Because FunnyJunk likes puppies that bark internally.
#50 - mrunidentified (05/02/2013) [-]
australians are also outnumbered by sheep but i think nz has a 7:1 ratio
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
I think its because one, new Zealand are famous for their sheep but also, they are using the same flag as australia, so to tell them apart one is a sheep.
Also, its cute as fuck
#44 - BroadSword (05/01/2013) [-]
I can confirm this because I am from New Zealand, and I am a sheep.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
there's actually more cows than sheep in NZ these days, more money in them (Kiwi Farmfag here)

inb4 North Kiwian Citizen
User avatar #59 - thisisspartah (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, i'm one of them city folk' with that internet thing and a cellphone telephone and i can confirm that the cows and sheep both catch the bus to work at the slaughter house but the cows get paid more because of how many kids they have.
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
Australia has a higher sheep:person ratio so they're even moreso..
#47 - slipperyjoe (05/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure most of those are that species of poisonous spider that disguise themselves as sheep.
#32 - lastsamurai (05/01/2013) [-]
but then every character should be insects...?
#38 - hillbillypowpow (05/01/2013) [-]
Mammals only.
#69 - lastsamurai (05/02/2013) [-]
then we should all be rats.
#70 - hillbillypowpow (05/02/2013) [-]
Not rats. They know what they did.
#30 - As long as the time isn't spent fawning over useless aesthetic… 05/01/2013 on FPS vs RPG 0
#46 - yep. 9/10 would recommend. 05/01/2013 on A normal cellphone market... +1
#8 - Don't forget! You're here forever. 05/01/2013 on Their faces. +6
#59 - Start with the 9th doctor. The recent reboot started in 2005 w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on America Loves Doctor Who 0
User avatar #87 - amun (05/01/2013) [-]
I agree. Start with the 9th Doctor. If you wish to go back and watch the Original series, then go for it. I like Tom Baker myself, along with David. The Original series is good, but if you don't want to sit through 50 years of Doctor Who, the 9th Doctor is a great place to start.
#17 - I'll bite. What in the everloving **** does this …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2013 on WTF Joan? +12
#108 - multiocin (05/01/2013) [-]
I think it says that everything is a lie, they will just cover a lie with another one later on.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
It doesn't mean shit you dumbass, it's just a comic. Stop over analyzing things.
User avatar #32 - angelmitskano (05/01/2013) [-]
Please no... I want this to be a place of peace.
Please?
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
I really think each of Joan's comics have some sort of deep meaning. A lot of them are social criticisms, but this I'll just take as a simple statement that things are not always as they seem.
#85 - prominant (05/01/2013) [-]
You could apply that to every single comic that this guy ever made, I highly doubt it's that; however I got no answers :I
User avatar #80 - infamoustrapper (05/01/2013) [-]
200% positive that isn't true.
User avatar #21 - angelmitskano (05/01/2013) [-]
That's a smart observation.
No sarcasm I swear
User avatar #18 - angelmitskano (05/01/2013) [-]
Hell if I know
#2 - Nah man. You think NK is capable of getting a nuke taller than… 04/30/2013 on No No No +2
#5 - I would jump right in there like leaves in autumn.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on A normal cellphone market... +3
User avatar #45 - enchantedkid (05/01/2013) [-]
its gintama right?
#46 - Willhelm (05/01/2013) [-]
yep. 9/10 would recommend.
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#63 - I forget how do do this. Is it just select and ctrl + drag? 04/29/2013 on Tons of Damage 0
#18 - Picture 04/29/2013 on WAT. +8
#15 - What's that? Top condiment? 04/29/2013 on Got Condiments? +20
#24 - *you're  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Poor Link 0
#25 - veryspecialagent (04/29/2013) [-]
#12 - None of their gimmicky **** can hold a candle to …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Poor Link -1
User avatar #23 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/29/2013) [-]
And yet all of their sequels/prequels are still better than most games out today.
#22 - veryspecialagent (04/29/2013) [-]
oh your so fucking hipster cuz something you used to do was better than what it is now. here's an idea, get and enjoy it, or fuck off and let others enjoy it.

Good day.
User avatar #24 - Willhelm (04/29/2013) [-]
*you're
#25 - veryspecialagent (04/29/2013) [-]
#34 - Those are excellent maps. 04/28/2013 on most hipster thing i have... 0
#18 - Quite. A perfect allegory for the human condition. 04/28/2013 on Best parents ever 0
#4 - One does not spend hours creating and placing a cipher only fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Bioshock +2
User avatar #5 - HeartOfTheDL (04/27/2013) [-]
Not really that hard to change textures if you have the psd file (assuming they are using photoshop to create the textures). But yeah it is probably a joke instead of a mistake.

#58 - Silly stubble. Hair can't grow through steel. 04/27/2013 on Superman lazer beard +8
#175 - **Willhelm rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at … 04/27/2013 on Overheard conversation on a... +7
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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

Your comment got deleted.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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