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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
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#122 - I love how you guys post this picture for every content except… 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +1
#10 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Get it? +3
#9 - A MAN OF HIS WORD, didn't you hear him?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Bedtime +271
#24 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
no my good sir i did not, I read what OP stated. I can not hear through my laptop.
User avatar #92 - sinonyx (05/09/2013) [-]
you've obviously done something wrong then
#12 - Ahh, but nine-year-old you could have solved this in the same … 05/08/2013 on This 0
#14 - holy crap. I really want to thumb you up, but I have to play along! 05/08/2013 on Political Cartoons In A... +12
#75 - Is that using only the bow? I dunno mang, it's a pretty good weapon.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Blood Dragon +2
User avatar #77 - calawesome (05/07/2013) [-]
It is, but early on in the game, without fire or explosive arrows to take out groups easier,
you have to take your time, cause if you don't, they sent off signals and all of a sudden it's seven or eight guys with ak's against you and a bow with only fires one shot at at time.,
#8 - You're missing out, man. It's actually fantastic. Watch ONE ep… 05/06/2013 on Videogames are drugs 7 +1
#8 - I love how they named it Pippin. 05/05/2013 on Apple... +2
#10 - The text recognition seems to be getting better already. Isn't… 05/05/2013 on Mew +1
#7 - Picture 05/05/2013 on title +2
#29 - He was looking at it before it happened. He noticed it first.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Luck 0
User avatar #31 - tacobadger (05/05/2013) [-]
watch again. He wasnt first.
#39 - Technically, every game on steam, as well as many that aren't,… 05/04/2013 on The Proper Way to DLC +3
#7 - I call fake. He's probably authorized. 05/03/2013 on fuck the police +3
#17 - Hey. Shut the **** up. Seriously. 05/03/2013 on Heavy plot 0
#52 - Definitely have. 05/03/2013 on Exactly What They Do 0
#51 - Not the whole industry. One part of the industry as a whole. I… 05/03/2013 on Exactly What They Do +1
#5 - I see what you did there. 05/03/2013 on Old but gold +4
#4 - IT GETS BETTER IN A SEC, I SWEAR.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Old but gold +30
#7 - crazylance (05/03/2013) [-]
DUDE HERE HERE HERE A FEW MORE SECONDS ... HERE COMES THE FUNNY PART
#8 - slowbroking (05/03/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU THINK? WASN'T THAT HILARIOUS?
#116 - Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift al…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#83 - Same. 05/02/2013 on Rape Me 0
#112 - yeah mang. Ectos for life!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#106 - Huh. I seem to have 6.22 x 10^31 times the mass of one electro…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku 0
User avatar #107 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
you must be a skinny dude, huh?
User avatar #112 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah mang. Ectos for life!
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#100 - >be me >A-level understanding of physics/energy unit… 05/02/2013 on Michio Kaku +1
#65 - Why did this get so many thumbs? It's literally what Humon say…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on New Zealand marriage... 0
User avatar #66 - DatsNoMoon (05/02/2013) [-]
Because FunnyJunk likes puppies that bark internally.
#11 - Only 2.3 MeV? That's like 3.69 x 10^-13 joules. Climb…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Michio Kaku +31
User avatar #139 - despare (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh shit it's Bill Nye
#83 - kez (05/02/2013) [-]
What are you talking about only?

you're talking about the energy of accelerating EACH SINGLE electron by a 2.3 million volt electric field...

Which is mental, he said his house was barely able to support the amount of energy...

It annoys me when people try to be smart for no reason and just talk bullshit.
#100 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
>be me
>A-level understanding of physics/energy units
>doesn't know how particle accelerators work
>doesn't claim to
>states nothing but facts

>umad

User avatar #42 - nyork (05/01/2013) [-]
That's the equivalent of charging it with 2 Million volts. That's per electron. I'm pretty sure that that's going to have a incredible velocity.
User avatar #31 - coolcalx (05/01/2013) [-]
yeah.. do you know the mass ratio of you vs an electron?

think about it, and then go sit in the shame corner.
#106 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Huh. I seem to have 6.22 x 10^31 times the mass of one electron. Cool shit.
User avatar #107 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
you must be a skinny dude, huh?
User avatar #112 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah mang. Ectos for life!
User avatar #114 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 - Willhelm (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
User avatar #118 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have fucking stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#26 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
You don't need a lot of energy to accelerate particles
#72 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
lololol
#25 - azinfoo (05/01/2013) [-]
Well he wasn't trying to build the LHC. It was just a high school project.
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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

Your comment got deleted.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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