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Willhelm

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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
Last Login:3/31/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#988
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Total Comments Made:999
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#11 - Picture 05/24/2013 on and then it dawned on me +1
#13 - How was this not the first thing you guys did?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fancy Reload +46
#17 - skeetonamber (05/24/2013) [-]
it never ends
#40 - skinless (05/24/2013) [-]
#25 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fancy Reload +54
#68 - marcalo (05/24/2013) [-]
Why does this have so many thumbs? He just reposted the content.
User avatar #73 - ecomp (05/24/2013) [-]
the gun from one picture falls into the hands of the guy in the other picture.
User avatar #69 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
I think it works a little better if you imagine there being a little lag between the gun dropping in the first gif and the gun falling into his hands in the second. Snipping the combo helps.
User avatar #51 - hybridxproject (05/24/2013) [-]
reverse it
#13 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
How was this not the first thing you guys did?
#17 - skeetonamber (05/24/2013) [-]
it never ends
#40 - skinless (05/24/2013) [-]
#25 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
#9 - Daily lives of Highschool Boys. What a great series. 05/24/2013 on Heroism +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Heroism +2
User avatar #5 - flippytrixfordiner (05/24/2013) [-]
im pretty sure i've seen this before where is it from
User avatar #9 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
Daily lives of Highschool Boys. What a great series.
#4 - Caribfag here, it's still very much a thing in the Caribbean. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Fuel Attendant 0
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
And it's funny, you know . . . but 99.99% of the "dumbfucks" here manage to pump their own gas with no problems at all.
User avatar #5 - Jewssassin (05/24/2013) [-]
Some places in the US still have gas attendants. I believe in New Jersey all of the gas stations are full service by law.
User avatar #16 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
Hate that law. I felt like such a dumb fuck going to school out of state and not knowing how to pump gas. I didn't bring my own car that year but my friends found out and made me pump everyone's gas that year. I'm pretty sure the first time they took pictures...
User avatar #15 - temporaryafrican (05/24/2013) [-]
Oregon too
#7 - that's the joke, and epic pic.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Consoles in 2050 +7
#9 - fordun (05/23/2013) [-]
The Jew thing comes from /pol/ The number of Jews killed in the holocaust was recently speculated to be at around 9 million. Even though it is is literally impossible. Ive done the math. There is not enough hours in the day. The engineering is flawed and makes no sense knowing the legendary German engineering.
User avatar #19 - deathcampforjewtie (05/24/2013) [-]
That's the power of German engineering....
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
It's six million not nine million
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Some people speculate it's not even that, simply 4 million, as there was a massive 'lack' of Russian jews during the time of WW2 (and Stalin hated jews as well), some people say Stalin actually killed 2 million and pushed it onto Hitler, and the Allies who knew went along with it because they didn't want to lose him as an ally. When you think about it in that sense, it also makes much more sense regarding the figures of jews living in Europe at the time
User avatar #88 - brenton (05/24/2013) [-]
"simply 4 million"

As if that number is small...
User avatar #28 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
Of course that is probably correct, but I suppose it's like Nessy. No one will ever know for sure and no one will really care. (except for crazy people)
#44 - missing has deleted their comment.
#81 - fordun (05/24/2013) [-]
This.
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on True Question +4
#80 - urtukdamoocow (05/24/2013) [-]
#5 - I wonder what that gif would look like in reverse.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on $1 million in singles +4
#20 - existacne (05/23/2013) [-]
For you.
#11 - Picture 05/23/2013 on The award for +2
#15 - It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, man! 05/23/2013 on How to protect your lunch +1
#207 - Surely you know about this site. 05/23/2013 on The Gaming Industry 0
#66 - See this? This is how not to use pie charts to make a joke. 05/23/2013 on Or Are We +3
#150 - Welcome.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on The Gaming Industry +6
#153 - fleszar (05/23/2013) [-]
I am now making a list of the rig of the gaming PC i am going to build, even though I travel 2-3 times a year (due to work) but yes I am not buying a laptop, I am going for the maximum thrill.
User avatar #207 - Willhelm (05/23/2013) [-]
www.logicalincrements.com/

Surely you know about this site.
User avatar #183 - CatHatMan (05/23/2013) [-]
if you are going to use an intel cpu wait a couple months for haswell to ship.

also consider using a mini itx case or even the nzxt vulcan .
#64 - You're in secondary school, like me. Secondary school where I'… 05/23/2013 on Moose Greentext +1
#88 - Here. 05/23/2013 on PS4 in comparison to Xbox One 0
#121 - Authorities tell public to start drink eight shot glass of vod… 05/22/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... +27
#9 - Just once, I'd like to see a new console that deliberately lac…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on New Xbox. 0
#21 - fuzdohraa (05/22/2013) [-]
there was a rumor about it however i belive they said at the release that it will NOT require you to be always online....
#8 - I wonder what a fragrant outrage smells like. 05/22/2013 on Being man level : Maxed out +2
#11 - Jesus Christ, what a "Peanuts" moment. This guy chan… 05/22/2013 on A Pokemon existential crisis +2
#2 - Why, how blue is my name?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Willhelm's profile 0
User avatar #3 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
#18 - **Willhelm rolls 4,438** 05/22/2013 on MEET YOUR GOD 0
#24 - Australia confirmed for Rook Island. Or Rook Island c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Where the bloody hell are ya +17
#94 - whytoshiba (05/22/2013) [-]
New Zealand.
User avatar #106 - anotherponyaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
North Island
#28 - Childhood destroyer that just came to me: Say that guy's name …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on This Hawk has got me Rawk... +1
User avatar #33 - warioteam (05/22/2013) [-]
crocrocrocroc?
#110 - Clearly you've never had to take tickets for a One Direction concert. 05/21/2013 on Cigarette tiger +3

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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

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User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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