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Date Signed Up:9/17/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#5310
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#4 - Puddles?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Ronnie, no! +1
User avatar #10 - pleuradispensor (04/10/2014) [-]
yeah, he pissed himself and fell in it back in elementary school... baptized by his own urine, puddles was born
#22 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Reasons kids cry +8
#16 - No problem. 04/09/2014 on 20 years, R.I.P Kurt Cobain 0
#14 - Angsty teens like to identify with him.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on 20 years, R.I.P Kurt Cobain +37
User avatar #19 - PenguinsOfMars (04/09/2014) [-]
look its the guy that got in his fight with his brother before basic training and sent him a letter that said fuck you
User avatar #15 - drzix (04/09/2014) [-]
I thought this was the case. Thanks for helping me out Mr. Walrus
#16 - WillWalrus (04/09/2014) [-]
No problem.
#22 - My name is Will. I sent this to my friend Ryan.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Fuck you too Will +33
#89 - migueldecervantes (04/10/2014) [-]
You mean "brother", right?
#418 - OW OW OW OW OW NO I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT 04/09/2014 on Fun with toothpicks and... +3
#23 - Harvey Dirdban?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on this show was the shit 0
User avatar #57 - feelythefeel (04/09/2014) [-]
Superior quality kek.
#34 - The Last of Us. I'd rather not 04/08/2014 on Damn, time to catch them all' 0
#125 - No. But I do watch that show.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Take a look what happens 0
User avatar #132 - tonkkax (04/08/2014) [-]
Okay.
#118 - Helium's not flammable.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Take a look what happens +1
User avatar #139 - gingeredhead (04/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, I'm not a scientist.
User avatar #121 - tonkkax (04/08/2014) [-]
As my picture of Sterling Archer isn't loading disallowing me to make a reference, you learned that from the show, right?
User avatar #125 - WillWalrus (04/08/2014) [-]
No.
But I do watch that show.
User avatar #132 - tonkkax (04/08/2014) [-]
Okay.
#82 - **WillWalrus rolled image ** No this is 04/08/2014 on True story 0
#14 - At least it's not as bad as bronies... But yeah, it needs to stop 04/07/2014 on If Avatar worked like... +2
#35 - No. 04/07/2014 on Awesome move at Bourbon St. +4
#10 - What kind of faggot spells the name "Troy" with an &…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/07/2014 on I do love Troye. +26
#21 - yuukoku (04/07/2014) [-]
The same guy who's banging a girl who spells "nowhere" as "no were."

I fucking hate people who name their kid with weird-ass spelling. We have tons and tons of those people in our area and I fucking swear to Christ the next time I have to spell Christina as "Krysteena" or Sarah as "Sayruh" or Gregory as "Gregorey," I'm going to fucking breaks someone's god damn neck. I'll find their parents and break their necks, too, for confusing spelling like a fucking illiterate dick tard with uniqueness.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepopo (04/08/2014) [-]
Troye Sivan is actually gay. He's one of those "transgay activist" blogs on tumblr.
User avatar #36 - yuukoku (04/08/2014) [-]
MOTHER FUCKER!
Alright, I'm already fucking struggling to understand what the fuck a transvestite is, now I have to learn what a "transgay" is, too!? I'm starting to think that these people aren't actually going for acceptance, they're just a big organization of people that dress slightly awkwardly and plot to fuck up my nice day every single minute of their lives.

Alright, so to my understanding a transvestite is a chick with a dick. Does this mean a transgay is a dude who has a hard on for chicks with dicks?
User avatar #37 - fuckthepopo (04/08/2014) [-]
Something like that, yeah. I don't pay attention to retards.
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User avatar #39 - fuckthepopo (04/08/2014) [-]
tumblr faggots don't go outside. just like us
User avatar #41 - yuukoku (04/08/2014) [-]
We go outside because we can hide well. I can imagine it's hard for tumblr faggots to hide what with all the edges, dyed blue hair, and "die cis scum" tattoos.
User avatar #59 - darthblam (04/08/2014) [-]
What just happened?
User avatar #42 - fuckthepopo (04/08/2014) [-]
I've actually been to places like Seattle and Los Angeles. so many
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User avatar #49 - darthblam (04/08/2014) [-]
Aye, Dallas is a pretty normal place, with more black people and Mexicans than you'd expect with how people stereotype the state as Confederate cowboys.

Though Fort Worth, right next to Dallas, really is full of cowboys... they even herd cows through the city every other morning.
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User avatar #51 - darthblam (04/08/2014) [-]
Nope, never had to go to Plano, hell I don't even go the DFW area too often.
I live in Grand Prairie, just a short ways from Dallas
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User avatar #55 - darthblam (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty nice, lots of new development coming up recently in my area, getting a bunch of nice shopping centers and restaurants.
And even recently heard that the city is going to finish paying off a debt to.. I think it was Rangers Stadium? That's probably wrong, but it was some sports place, but with that done they say the want to keep the tax for it and put it towards a city owned recreational center and indoor/outdoor water park.
Lotsa new stuff pretty much.
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User avatar #57 - darthblam (04/08/2014) [-]
Though.. I have to say, this is mostly because I'm simply in the newer part of Grand Prairie.. the older part.. well.. I definitely wouldn't want to walk around there at night.
#14 - finblob (04/07/2014) [-]
His parents when they named him?
User avatar #11 - alstorp (04/07/2014) [-]
Troye does
#12 - Picture 04/07/2014 on Parfarti +30
#234 - lol 04/07/2014 on lol 0
#65 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Oh. Tumblr. 0
#79 - **WillWalrus rolled image ** RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME T… 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... 0
#19 - This show legitimately had one of the worst senses of humor ever. 04/06/2014 on iCarly +32
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Fixed the kid 0
#62 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
#58 - OP NEVER CLAIMED THAT THEY MADE THIS PICTURE STOP DIGGING …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Fixed the kid +1
User avatar #59 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
OP SAID "FIXED THE KID". WHILE NOT ACTUALLY SAYING "I'M", THE SENTENCE STILL SUGGESTS OP MADE THIS. THE OMISSION OF A WORD IN A SENTENCE DOESN'T CHANGE THE MEANING OF IT. LOUD NOISES.
#60 - WillWalrus (04/06/2014) [-]
#62 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
#73 - >"black" is a african-american derogatory … 04/06/2014 on Oh Leo 0
#53 - There's no "I" in the title.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Fixed the kid 0
User avatar #55 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
OK, so I may have misread the title and seen the text cursor as an "I", but the title still suggests that OP made this, even though they didn't. By not saying "Someone fixed the kid" or something along those lines, they are claiming this to be theirs when it isn't.
#58 - WillWalrus (04/06/2014) [-]
OP NEVER CLAIMED THAT THEY MADE THIS PICTURE
STOP DIGGING YOURSELF DEEPER
User avatar #59 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
OP SAID "FIXED THE KID". WHILE NOT ACTUALLY SAYING "I'M", THE SENTENCE STILL SUGGESTS OP MADE THIS. THE OMISSION OF A WORD IN A SENTENCE DOESN'T CHANGE THE MEANING OF IT. LOUD NOISES.
#60 - WillWalrus (04/06/2014) [-]
#62 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
#84 - Needs this. 04/06/2014 on All parents should know this +2
#56 - What if he already did  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Pokemon bed 0
User avatar #76 - nibbero (04/05/2014) [-]
What if the pizza is aggressive?
User avatar #60 - meanie (04/05/2014) [-]
he probably changed the sheets and pillow before doing it then

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User avatar #26 to #26 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Why not?
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User avatar #28 to #28 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
WHERE DO YO GET ALL THESE PICTURES FROM
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#30 to #30 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
...Well played.  
  
You probably already have this.
...Well played.

You probably already have this.
User avatar #31 to #31 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Also I just realized you don't have first comment on your own profile.
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#23 - topazxwolfify (10/11/2011) [-]
**topazxwolfify rolled a random image** hey thar
#13 - bobJML (05/02/2011) [-]
Hello thar.
Hello thar.
User avatar #16 to #14 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh hai.
User avatar #17 to #17 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
Whatcha doing?
User avatar #18 to #18 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Surfin the web. Why doesn't IMing work for me?
User avatar #19 to #19 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I think father accidentally it again.
User avatar #20 to #20 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
True. How'd you get red text?
User avatar #21 to #21 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I got a total of 500 thumbs in a week a few weeks ago.
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User avatar #12 to #12 - WillWalrus (05/02/2011) [-]
Interesting
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User avatar #15 to #15 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
What?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - WillWalrus (01/08/2011) [-]
what?
#1 - Bunnygoeslawl (12/30/2010) [-]
Unsuccessful troll is unsucessful, have a nice day!
User avatar #6 to #5 - WillWalrus (02/03/2011) [-]
WHOAH! Where'd that comment come from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentkiler (02/03/2011) [-]
im the new numbah 1 nice to meet you
User avatar #8 to #7 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
NEW NUMBER 1??? Why are you commenting on my page?
#9 to #8 - silentkiler (02/04/2011) [-]
what, is there something wrong??? :/
User avatar #10 to #9 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
YES, why would you pay attention to such a lowly commoner like myself?
User avatar #2 to #1 - WillWalrus (12/30/2010) [-]
lolwat
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