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WillWalrus

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:9/17/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
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#34 - Thanks, Addy 01/01/2015 on WillWalrus's profile 0
#20 - Well I mean that's the case with SJWs. They don't like to let …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Claims to be asexual... +1
User avatar #21 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
We arent exactly oppressed though. The most oppressed it gets it from people saying we don't exist.
#22 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
That's why I put "oppressed" in quotes
#23 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
I'm a little slow on the draw sometimes.
#24 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
It's fine man, we all are
#13 - I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +1
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!
#11 - Asexuals ARE broken. Wanting to have sex, wanting to repro…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +13
#15 - whitestofchapels (12/31/2014) [-]
I agree and I'm asexual. People just don't seem to care what we actually think or say. A lot of other asexuals I've met, don't really care for all the people who say stuff like "Asexuals arent broken" and such. We have accepted who we are and embrace it but people like to think that they need to stand up for us and speak for us. Its annoying.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's the case with SJWs. They don't like to let "oppressed" people speak for themselves.
User avatar #21 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
We arent exactly oppressed though. The most oppressed it gets it from people saying we don't exist.
#22 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
That's why I put "oppressed" in quotes
#23 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
I'm a little slow on the draw sometimes.
#24 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
It's fine man, we all are
#16 - zocard (12/31/2014) [-]
Ya, you'd think that they would know we like to do things for ourselves...
User avatar #12 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Lol, I was just posting the pic from the original post, cuz its resolution was too low. I don't actually give a fuck.
User avatar #13 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it up there.
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!
#39 - Yes, because everything that happens in this country is automa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on 2 fiddy +63
User avatar #194 - merrymarvelite (01/01/2015) [-]
That's what cable news leads me to believe.
#165 - xxwarwolfxx (01/01/2015) [-]
There's a saying used about thise first said by Harry S. Truman. "The buck ends here." Basically, as the leader of America the president is ultimately responsible for anything bad that happens, even if its not his fault, because he is the president.
#40 - greyblade (12/31/2014) [-]
if it's bad, yes. if it's good, not so much.
#39 - Literally nobody likes Suzy  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on I want to ride my bicycle... +166
User avatar #144 - gotthembarrels (12/31/2014) [-]
I am convinced that Suzy is the main reason that Jon left.
User avatar #188 - sockprague (12/31/2014) [-]
Jon's Girlfriend in a chat said 'yes' when asked if Suzy was the Yoko Ono of Game Grumps.
User avatar #40 - awesomedoge (12/31/2014) [-]
I had a laugh when they played poker, but meh Egoraptor and Danny are the best.
I watch them daily, their katamari series is good. btw
#58 - Thinking of this guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Only one +1
User avatar #59 - Betabox (12/31/2014) [-]
Yush
#58 - Jesus, what a bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Feels.. +17
User avatar #131 - penileburglar (12/31/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure if you read her side of the story, it would sound more like: "Friend of mine, asked me out once, we weren't really compatible. Asked him to take a picture of myself and my boyfriend when we were all hanging out in the first place (why would you he have been hanging out with us if it was a problem?) He threw a fit and then dated my best friend to get back at me."

There are always two sides to every story, and the truth somewhere in the middle.
#92 - Um... no, no. 0 o'clock doesn't exist on a 12-hour clock.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on New Years +4
User avatar #93 - seras (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I get it. I misunderstood what you said. Sorry.
#86 - So you're saying the creator of the gif is mentally retarded? … 12/30/2014 on Know your file types 0
#26 - 12-hour clock, m8.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on New Years +26
User avatar #53 - seras (12/30/2014) [-]
Would still make it 0:00, not 12:00.
User avatar #92 - WillWalrus (12/30/2014) [-]
Um... no, no.
0 o'clock doesn't exist on a 12-hour clock.
User avatar #93 - seras (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I get it. I misunderstood what you said. Sorry.
#106 - **WillWalrus used "*roll gender*"** **WillWalrus rolls Non-… 12/29/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#105 - **WillWalrus used "*roll faggots*"** **WillWalrus rolls Phanact**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
User avatar #106 - WillWalrus (12/29/2014) [-]
**WillWalrus used "*roll gender*"**
**WillWalrus rolls Non-binary**
#30 - What's wrong with lemon? It's my favorite flavor 12/28/2014 on Well? WHERE IS HE? +1
#153 - Second one would be invincibility, wouldn't it? 12/28/2014 on pick one ... 0
#72 - Genderfluidity is ******* stupid. Not a real thing. 12/26/2014 on gender is fluid now +2
#20 - Oh, well. Yeah if they're not related and both under 18 th… 12/26/2014 on sweet 0
#18 - "Rhode Island has repealed its criminal incest …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on sweet 0
#19 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
I was actually thinking about being underage, not incest but thank you anyway.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well.
Yeah if they're not related and both under 18 then there's no problem, legally.
#15 - I think it depends on the state  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on sweet 0
#16 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
Don't live in america tho'.

You are saying an older kid can fuck a younger kid?
#17 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
Without consequences?
User avatar #18 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_incest

"Rhode Island has repealed its criminal incest statute and only criminalizes incestuous marriage. Ohio "targets only parental figures", and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are 18 years of age or older."
#19 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
I was actually thinking about being underage, not incest but thank you anyway.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well.
Yeah if they're not related and both under 18 then there's no problem, legally.
#13 - I mean... technically, it isn't illegal, because he was under …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/26/2014 on sweet +7
#33 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
Incest is illegal in most states, and also age of consent.
#27 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
I inherited some cottage in eastern Romania a few years ago and i went to check it out because i had never been to that village before and there was a kid that was no more than 6 or 7 who walked around with his 4-5 year old sister all day and would randomly stop on the side of the road and start fucking her. I talked to the locals and apparently it happens everyday but everyone is too afraid to get killed by the alcoholic father so they don't interfere
#97 - tarabostes (12/27/2014) [-]
Eastern Romania is best Romania!
















Loredana is not that bad, her new look reminds me of that famous lesbo ellen ..... don't wanna start an "YOU WILL NEVER BE EUROPEAN" shit....I just found this dank meme and thought it was funny!
User avatar #29 - progenitormimic (12/26/2014) [-]
A six year old boy was capable of fucking. Sure.
#98 - tarabostes (12/27/2014) [-]
Dey don't need to be fucking, just humping and kissing is enough lol



















Why Yes, i have been studying kids humping each other for a long time some animals do it too #THE MORE YOU KNOW
User avatar #101 - progenitormimic (12/27/2014) [-]
" there was a kid that was no more than 6 or 7 who walked around with his 4-5 year old sister all day and would randomly stop on the side of the road and start fucking her"
-the comment I replied to

If they weren't fucking, anon shouldn't have said they were fucking. Was I supposed to assume that he didn't mean what he said?
#103 - tarabostes (12/27/2014) [-]
Lol, i'm not guessin' anon hanged around to see each detail lol. You can use that term anyway lmao my ass off.


















WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#25 - outsidethebox (12/26/2014) [-]
Age of consent is 17 in majority of country. Not sure outside of america. Everyone thinks it's 18 b/c it is in cali, where we get most of our media.
#14 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
I think that it's still illegal
User avatar #15 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
I think it depends on the state
#16 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
Don't live in america tho'.

You are saying an older kid can fuck a younger kid?
#17 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
Without consequences?
User avatar #18 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_incest

"Rhode Island has repealed its criminal incest statute and only criminalizes incestuous marriage. Ohio "targets only parental figures", and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are 18 years of age or older."
#19 - crocodilorage (12/26/2014) [-]
I was actually thinking about being underage, not incest but thank you anyway.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well.
Yeah if they're not related and both under 18 then there's no problem, legally.
#41 - How is this **** any different than thinking you're ano… 12/26/2014 on fuck you +1
#21 - That's Levi, you ******** 12/24/2014 on Attack On Titan +2
#1139 - **WillWalrus used "*roll cah answer*"** **WillWalrus rolls … 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#1138 - **WillWalrus used "*roll cah answer*"** **WillWalrus rolls …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #1139 - WillWalrus (12/24/2014) [-]
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#1137 - **WillWalrus used "*roll cah question*"** **WillWalrus roll…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
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**WillWalrus rolls Killfuck Soulshitter.**
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
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User avatar #26 to #26 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Why not?
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User avatar #28 to #28 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
WHERE DO YO GET ALL THESE PICTURES FROM
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#30 to #30 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
...Well played.  
  
You probably already have this.
...Well played.

You probably already have this.
User avatar #31 to #31 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Also I just realized you don't have first comment on your own profile.
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#23 - topazxwolfify (10/11/2011) [-]
**topazxwolfify rolled a random image** hey thar
#13 - bobJML (05/02/2011) [-]
Hello thar.
Hello thar.
User avatar #16 to #14 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh hai.
User avatar #17 to #17 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
Whatcha doing?
User avatar #18 to #18 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Surfin the web. Why doesn't IMing work for me?
User avatar #19 to #19 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I think father accidentally it again.
User avatar #20 to #20 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
True. How'd you get red text?
User avatar #21 to #21 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I got a total of 500 thumbs in a week a few weeks ago.
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User avatar #12 to #12 - WillWalrus (05/02/2011) [-]
Interesting
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User avatar #15 to #15 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
What?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - WillWalrus (01/08/2011) [-]
what?
#1 - Bunnygoeslawl (12/30/2010) [-]
Unsuccessful troll is unsucessful, have a nice day!
User avatar #6 to #5 - WillWalrus (02/03/2011) [-]
WHOAH! Where'd that comment come from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentkiler (02/03/2011) [-]
im the new numbah 1 nice to meet you
User avatar #8 to #7 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
NEW NUMBER 1??? Why are you commenting on my page?
#9 to #8 - silentkiler (02/04/2011) [-]
what, is there something wrong??? :/
User avatar #10 to #9 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
YES, why would you pay attention to such a lowly commoner like myself?
User avatar #2 to #1 - WillWalrus (12/30/2010) [-]
lolwat
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