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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:9/17/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#3396
Highest Content Rank:#5310
Highest Comment Rank:#169
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Level 33 Content: Peasant → Level 34 Content: Peasant
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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#24 - Oh my god, this sounds like it would be a good book or movie o… 09/01/2014 on Vote for Gabe +2
#60 - Oh my god, I remember when this was first posted 08/31/2014 on How accurate is this 0
#22 - Yes, it is 08/31/2014 on Harry Potter And The... +89
#268 - God, the sexual tension here is just enormous 08/31/2014 on Pine thingy +15
#6 - THE CONTENT SPECIFICALLY SAYS STAR WARS  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +289
User avatar #56 - sexymossant (08/30/2014) [-]
he has won. because of thumb whores like you he has won
#10 - swagloon (08/30/2014) [-]
Troll. He's a troll. Learn to stop replying to him. His fucking name is le army.
He's already level -400 because of people like you and he's not planning on leaving anytime soon because of people like you. For the love of god shut the fuck up. Put him on hide all. And STOP REPLYING TO HIS BAIT!
#46 - souperior (08/30/2014) [-]
Alot of people reply anyway for a million greenies. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone knew learmy is a troll and just replies anyway 4 free greens.
User avatar #78 - covered (08/30/2014) [-]
you're on to something
#31 - oosulley (08/30/2014) [-]
THIS.
#9 - ajptnohr (08/30/2014) [-]
Peter Capaldi is the new Doctor in Doctor Who
#63 - I wanna know, what did he say?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on You can feel his fear 0
User avatar #90 - crazyolitis (08/30/2014) [-]
Eh, he said that children use guns to kill adults, linking to a news article about a 9 year old killing an instructor, called soldiers babykillers and also something about 'americunts.'
#62 - Comment deleted 08/30/2014 on You can feel his fear 0
#150 - Damn, I hope this is bait  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on child-bearing hips +3
User avatar #165 - fizzor (08/28/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot if you think for even a second that it isn't bait
#147 - Metroid?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on child-bearing hips 0
#149 - atma (08/28/2014) [-]
oh sorry, I forgot that Metroid is a boy
it must be his daughter or something
#150 - WillWalrus (08/28/2014) [-]
Damn, I hope this is bait
User avatar #165 - fizzor (08/28/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot if you think for even a second that it isn't bait
#185 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Based jontron. +1
#39 - See comment #36 for a pretty good explanation. 08/27/2014 on Vidjagams jurnulizem -2
#28 - Illuminati triangles  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Big where it counts +9
#53 - joxa (08/26/2014) [-]
You know what is funny?

In manga of Ao no Exorcist (manga and anime separate their storylines around when Shura is revealed), illuminati are genuinely a large part of the plot. They are even antagonists.
User avatar #90 - arstya (08/26/2014) [-]
Well I guess I'm reading the manga too then.
#176 - Anyone who is part of a "master race", whether it be…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Le PC Gamung Mustard Race +3
#183 - funnygiggles (08/26/2014) [-]
Well the whole thing started when people started claiming that consoles had more power than the average PC. and then rage carried that on to the point of this...\

Personally, I think people should not be making false claims about how the eyes work and resolution of systems (and the whole eyes can't see past 30fps thing), but the "PC master race" should not be going out to obliterate other systems. It should stay a circlejerk like it started.

PC builder here. Don't game much anymore though.
#76 - Picture 08/26/2014 on childhood memories 0
#410 - NOOT NOOT ************ 08/25/2014 on Defender +2
#5 - Take this 08/24/2014 on I think I need glasses 0
#1774 - **WillWalrus rolls 72,348,101** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#25 - Holy **** I love Rick and Morty. But dat wait for… 08/22/2014 on Rick and Morty death reel 0
#242 - If you check his twitter, he made some tweets regarding Zoe Qu… 08/22/2014 on Zoe supporters vs internet 0
#18 - Why is he leaking blueberry juice from his mouth in the first panel? 08/21/2014 on Boobs +1
#125 - No, Five Guys burgers are pretty recognizable if you've ever seen one 08/21/2014 on oh zoe... 0
#153 - Someone sticky this comment. 08/21/2014 on Dat 60 fps 0
#134 - Sucks, man. This site can be so fickle. I appreciate you shari… 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... +3
#128 - Do you mean quiche? lol you should post these stories…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... +3
User avatar #131 - metalcoldreaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Quiche, yeah. I looked it up quickly to double check my spelling and it said keish -shrug-

I would but i don't have a lot of luck when it comes to posts, after the whole "You can't do a star wars comp, this guys already doing it, you're stealing his idea huehue"..

I even drew my own art for that shit while that guy was just posting pics on a black background..
#134 - WillWalrus (08/20/2014) [-]
Sucks, man. This site can be so fickle. I appreciate you sharing your stories though.
#123 - Heh, moms, they never listen  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... +3
#126 - metalcoldreaper (08/20/2014) [-]
And the Keish story. About a year or so after. Fresh new apartment and doing rather well.

Work a long day at work, 12+ hour shift, take a 1.30 hour train ride home, Open up my door in the middle of the night "Mum i'm home." i called out looking around, its fucking quiet, too quiet. On the kitchen counter is dinner, but something doesn't feel right. I walk into her bedroom and she's laying there in the dark, couldn't tell if she was asleep or dead honestly.

I poke her a few times to make sure she's asleep or not dead, eventually i get her to wake up and she's slurring her words and crying a little, Apparently she's been thinking of my father and drinking scotch all day while cooking.

At this point i'm not impressed, I try listening to her hysterical slurrs and crying what's wrong and i'm only getting pieces of a sentence, i get her a glass of water and try to calm her down, an hour later she tells me about the keish.

"Yes mum it looks great, I'll eat it in a minute but whats wrong?" i ask She has depression so, gotta watch for that shit. She keeps mumbling about the keish and i'm shaking my head telling me something was in the keish "yeah mum course there's something in the keish, but what's wrong?" i ask again

She finally lets slip "When i was cooking, i dropped my mobile phone in the keish and cooked it in the keish."

It was a hard time explaining why there was egg and stuff all over her mobile to the guys at Optus..
#128 - WillWalrus (08/20/2014) [-]
Do you mean quiche? lol

you should post these stories as posts, you'd get a lot of thumbs
User avatar #131 - metalcoldreaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Quiche, yeah. I looked it up quickly to double check my spelling and it said keish -shrug-

I would but i don't have a lot of luck when it comes to posts, after the whole "You can't do a star wars comp, this guys already doing it, you're stealing his idea huehue"..

I even drew my own art for that shit while that guy was just posting pics on a black background..
#134 - WillWalrus (08/20/2014) [-]
Sucks, man. This site can be so fickle. I appreciate you sharing your stories though.

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User avatar #26 to #26 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Why not?
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User avatar #28 to #28 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
WHERE DO YO GET ALL THESE PICTURES FROM
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#30 to #30 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
...Well played.  
  
You probably already have this.
...Well played.

You probably already have this.
User avatar #31 to #31 - WillWalrus (11/09/2011) [-]
Also I just realized you don't have first comment on your own profile.
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#23 - topazxwolfify (10/11/2011) [-]
**topazxwolfify rolled a random image** hey thar
#13 - bobJML (05/02/2011) [-]
Hello thar.
Hello thar.
User avatar #16 to #14 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh hai.
User avatar #17 to #17 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
Whatcha doing?
User avatar #18 to #18 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
Surfin the web. Why doesn't IMing work for me?
User avatar #19 to #19 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I think father accidentally it again.
User avatar #20 to #20 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
True. How'd you get red text?
User avatar #21 to #21 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I got a total of 500 thumbs in a week a few weeks ago.
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User avatar #12 to #12 - WillWalrus (05/02/2011) [-]
Interesting
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User avatar #15 to #15 - WillWalrus (05/10/2011) [-]
What?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - WillWalrus (01/08/2011) [-]
what?
#1 - Bunnygoeslawl (12/30/2010) [-]
Unsuccessful troll is unsucessful, have a nice day!
User avatar #6 to #5 - WillWalrus (02/03/2011) [-]
WHOAH! Where'd that comment come from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentkiler (02/03/2011) [-]
im the new numbah 1 nice to meet you
User avatar #8 to #7 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
NEW NUMBER 1??? Why are you commenting on my page?
#9 to #8 - silentkiler (02/04/2011) [-]
what, is there something wrong??? :/
User avatar #10 to #9 - WillWalrus (02/04/2011) [-]
YES, why would you pay attention to such a lowly commoner like myself?
User avatar #2 to #1 - WillWalrus (12/30/2010) [-]
lolwat
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