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#2674 - **WillWalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #115 a… 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#204 - I'll have you know you're my favorite path. You're so sweet :) 02/10/2013 on ikezawahanako's profile 0
#14 - You're welcome. 02/09/2013 on Fucking Larry. +1
#12 - Jontron.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Fucking Larry. +1
User avatar #13 - spawnconnery (02/09/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #14 - WillWalrus (02/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#14 - WELL THEN STOP HIDING FUCKING MONEY IN EVERYTHING SERIOUSL… 02/09/2013 on Screw you link. +25
#845 - It is better to die a hero, than live long enough to see yours…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on The End +21
#879 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
Thy anon feels hurted like crazy when I read all of this
#1715 - **WillWalrus rolled a random comment #2845045 posted by lu… 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... +1
#1980 - **WillWalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #281006… 02/06/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#12 - When you find out there was homework.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2013 on MFW... +1
User avatar #13 - tvfreakuk (02/06/2013) [-]
When you actually did homework but left it at home.
User avatar #14 - NekoFox (02/06/2013) [-]
with the oven on
User avatar #17 - talkingmouth (02/06/2013) [-]
^This
#15 - tvfreakuk (02/06/2013) [-]
#1596 - **WillWalrus rolled a random comment #2988120 posted by su… 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#64 - Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amo… 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
#56 - You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibili…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#47 - Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should sho…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#40 - Honestly, I think that's beside the point. If someone is a…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
You're avoiding the question. Now who's pathetic?
User avatar #47 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should show their true colors as opposed to pretending to be a good person because they're threatened by something that may not even exist.
Then you brought up Hitler.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#34 - I just think it's pretty pathetic how the only reason that som…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Fine then, lets use Joseph Stalin. Surely you know who that is? Surely you must know he was an Atheist? There, religion is no longer an issue.

I ask again, you would rather 20 million (generally accepted figure sent to death by Stalin's hand. All worked to death, executed, killed in battle, starved, much worse than being gassed in my opinion, but I digress...) die in true evil than even one be saved in false good?
User avatar #40 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, I think that's beside the point.
If someone is as amoral as Hitler or Stalin, people should realize beforehand and prevent them from taking a position of power.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
You're avoiding the question. Now who's pathetic?
User avatar #47 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should show their true colors as opposed to pretending to be a good person because they're threatened by something that may not even exist.
Then you brought up Hitler.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#28 - Hitler WAS religious. Didn't change anything.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
#41 - blewws (02/04/2013) [-]
Godwins Law... You're done.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
That's not what I'm asking. YOU said you would rather someone be honestly cruel than sweet and fake. Religion has nothing to do with it at this point

Again, I ask you, you would rather have 6 million die in a holocaust than Hitler be the type who walks old ladies across the street because his god demands it?
User avatar #34 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
I just think it's pretty pathetic how the only reason that some people are nice is because they're scared of some imaginary place they go after they die.
That is beside the point.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Fine then, lets use Joseph Stalin. Surely you know who that is? Surely you must know he was an Atheist? There, religion is no longer an issue.

I ask again, you would rather 20 million (generally accepted figure sent to death by Stalin's hand. All worked to death, executed, killed in battle, starved, much worse than being gassed in my opinion, but I digress...) die in true evil than even one be saved in false good?
User avatar #40 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, I think that's beside the point.
If someone is as amoral as Hitler or Stalin, people should realize beforehand and prevent them from taking a position of power.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
You're avoiding the question. Now who's pathetic?
User avatar #47 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should show their true colors as opposed to pretending to be a good person because they're threatened by something that may not even exist.
Then you brought up Hitler.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#25 - At least, yeah.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
So by that logic, you'd rather have 6 million jews die in a holocaust than Hitler be a nice person out of reverence for a god?
User avatar #28 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Hitler WAS religious.
Didn't change anything.
#41 - blewws (02/04/2013) [-]
Godwins Law... You're done.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
That's not what I'm asking. YOU said you would rather someone be honestly cruel than sweet and fake. Religion has nothing to do with it at this point

Again, I ask you, you would rather have 6 million die in a holocaust than Hitler be the type who walks old ladies across the street because his god demands it?
User avatar #34 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
I just think it's pretty pathetic how the only reason that some people are nice is because they're scared of some imaginary place they go after they die.
That is beside the point.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Fine then, lets use Joseph Stalin. Surely you know who that is? Surely you must know he was an Atheist? There, religion is no longer an issue.

I ask again, you would rather 20 million (generally accepted figure sent to death by Stalin's hand. All worked to death, executed, killed in battle, starved, much worse than being gassed in my opinion, but I digress...) die in true evil than even one be saved in false good?
User avatar #40 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, I think that's beside the point.
If someone is as amoral as Hitler or Stalin, people should realize beforehand and prevent them from taking a position of power.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
You're avoiding the question. Now who's pathetic?
User avatar #47 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should show their true colors as opposed to pretending to be a good person because they're threatened by something that may not even exist.
Then you brought up Hitler.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#19 - That's honestly pretty pathetic.  [+] (15 new replies) 02/04/2013 on The Truth 0
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh? So you'd rather me be a honest horrible person than an artificial nice one?
User avatar #25 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
At least, yeah.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
So by that logic, you'd rather have 6 million jews die in a holocaust than Hitler be a nice person out of reverence for a god?
User avatar #28 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Hitler WAS religious.
Didn't change anything.
#41 - blewws (02/04/2013) [-]
Godwins Law... You're done.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
That's not what I'm asking. YOU said you would rather someone be honestly cruel than sweet and fake. Religion has nothing to do with it at this point

Again, I ask you, you would rather have 6 million die in a holocaust than Hitler be the type who walks old ladies across the street because his god demands it?
User avatar #34 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
I just think it's pretty pathetic how the only reason that some people are nice is because they're scared of some imaginary place they go after they die.
That is beside the point.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Fine then, lets use Joseph Stalin. Surely you know who that is? Surely you must know he was an Atheist? There, religion is no longer an issue.

I ask again, you would rather 20 million (generally accepted figure sent to death by Stalin's hand. All worked to death, executed, killed in battle, starved, much worse than being gassed in my opinion, but I digress...) die in true evil than even one be saved in false good?
User avatar #40 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, I think that's beside the point.
If someone is as amoral as Hitler or Stalin, people should realize beforehand and prevent them from taking a position of power.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
You're avoiding the question. Now who's pathetic?
User avatar #47 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Look, I was mainly referring to average people, who should show their true colors as opposed to pretending to be a good person because they're threatened by something that may not even exist.
Then you brought up Hitler.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah, so there is a LIMIT. There's a point where you WOULD prefer false good to true evil, THANK YOU sir, that's the answer I was TRYING to get. Now that we have that out of the way (which was much harder than it had to be), I ask a different question. Same scenario, but with animals, would you rather I be cruel and evil to animals, because I believe it's necessary, or would you rather I be kind and sweet to them because my "imaginary friend" tells me to be?

Eh, Hitler and Stalin were just examples
User avatar #56 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck you, I think it should be the responsibility of the normal people who DON'T want to torture wild animals or commit genocide to prevent those who do.
I know that's unrealistic, but so is getting everyone to give up religion simultaneously.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/04/2013) [-]
And now you're getting mad because I proved my point? That's not very mature of you.

I don't want to torture wild animals, I may not like animals but that does not mean I want to cause unnecessary pain. I simply want to see how much more I can discover for the sake of progress. I'm not GOING to, so rest in that fact, friend.
User avatar #64 - WillWalrus (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, you proved your point that world leaders shouldn't be amoral dickwads.
#1672 - **WillWalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at… 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0
#6 - It's music for people who don't like music? 02/04/2013 on He's got a point +14
#7 - Except it's saltwater. Not very refreshing. 02/03/2013 on literally im done +2
#171 - Oh. 02/03/2013 on Dead space cake 0
#167 - I'm sorry, but that legitimately sounds like something out of …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Dead space cake 0
User avatar #170 - snakefire (02/03/2013) [-]
My dad is a creative person.

the story behind my name is pretty much the fact that his name is john and he hates it.
User avatar #171 - WillWalrus (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
#160 - ...Xinix?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Dead space cake +2
User avatar #166 - snakefire (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #167 - WillWalrus (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that legitimately sounds like something out of Final Fantasy.
Is it a family name?
User avatar #170 - snakefire (02/03/2013) [-]
My dad is a creative person.

the story behind my name is pretty much the fact that his name is john and he hates it.
User avatar #171 - WillWalrus (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
#61 - What website is this? 02/03/2013 on Woodchakkuchakku +2
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#25 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Why the add?
User avatar #26 to #26 - WillWalrus ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Why not?
#27 to #27 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
O KAY.
User avatar #28 to #28 - WillWalrus ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
WHERE DO YO GET ALL THESE PICTURES FROM
#29 to #29 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Internet.
#30 to #30 - WillWalrus ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
...Well played.  
  
You probably already have this.
...Well played.

You probably already have this.
User avatar #31 to #31 - WillWalrus ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Also I just realized you don't have first comment on your own profile.
User avatar #32 to #32 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
I'd rather keep it that way. :p
#23 - topazxwolfify (10/11/2011) [-]
**topazxwolfify rolled a random image** hey thar
#24 to #24 - WillWalrus ONLINE (10/15/2011) [-]
O herro
#13 - bobJML (05/02/2011) [-]
Hello thar.
Hello thar.
User avatar #16 to #14 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh hai.
User avatar #17 to #17 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
Whatcha doing?
User avatar #18 to #18 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
Surfin the web. Why doesn't IMing work for me?
User avatar #19 to #19 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I think father accidentally it again.
User avatar #20 to #20 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
True. How'd you get red text?
User avatar #21 to #21 - bobJML (05/10/2011) [-]
I got a total of 500 thumbs in a week a few weeks ago.
User avatar #22 to #22 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/11/2011) [-]
K
#11 - francesco **User deleted account** (04/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 to #12 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/02/2011) [-]
Interesting
User avatar #14 to #13 - francesco **User deleted account** (05/06/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #15 to #15 - WillWalrus ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
What?
User avatar #3 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (01/06/2011) [-]
Hmm...
User avatar #4 to #3 - WillWalrus ONLINE (01/08/2011) [-]
what?
#1 - Bunnygoeslawl (12/30/2010) [-]
Unsuccessful troll is unsucessful, have a nice day!
User avatar #6 to #5 - WillWalrus ONLINE (02/03/2011) [-]
WHOAH! Where'd that comment come from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentkiler (02/03/2011) [-]
im the new numbah 1 nice to meet you
User avatar #8 to #7 - WillWalrus ONLINE (02/04/2011) [-]
NEW NUMBER 1??? Why are you commenting on my page?
#9 to #8 - silentkiler (02/04/2011) [-]
what, is there something wrong??? :/
User avatar #10 to #9 - WillWalrus ONLINE (02/04/2011) [-]
YES, why would you pay attention to such a lowly commoner like myself?
User avatar #2 to #1 - WillWalrus ONLINE (12/30/2010) [-]
lolwat
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