Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Whytemane

Rank #8096 on Comments
no avatar Level 152 Comments: Faptastic
Offline
Send mail to Whytemane Block Whytemane Invite Whytemane to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:4/24/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8096
Highest Content Rank:#5752
Highest Comment Rank:#8113
Content Thumbs: 178 total,  211 ,  33
Comment Thumbs: 579 total,  755 ,  176
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 152 Comments: Faptastic → Level 153 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:31122
Total Comments Made:236
FJ Points:837

latest user's comments

#12 - The dude stole his gas.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on prepare the rage canon +1
#16 - boomyturtle (06/24/2014) [-]
Okay that's what I thought
#17 - Whytemane (06/24/2014) [-]
I'd have his ass pinned to the ground then arrested for theft.
#61 - That's because you're pulling the belt too far. The ratcheting… 06/24/2014 on SuperNova +1
#4 - ******* BRILLIANT! Havn't cracked up that hard at… 06/21/2014 on British Pranks are Awesome +3
#4 - THE BREAD~~~~~~~! 06/21/2014 on Whytemane's profile 0
#6 - No you idiot. They defect to SOUTH KOREA. Read the text better. 06/10/2014 on A Mole 0
#20 - Oh that is just ******* BEAUTIFUL. BWahahahah! 05/10/2014 on Zombie girl 0
#7 - Damnit. Forgot to log in. 05/09/2014 on Sha Sha SHAAA! -1
#177 - You sir. Are retarded. Good day.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on I had fantasized about this... +2
User avatar #202 - lazaman (04/07/2014) [-]
K thanks
#148 - ...."Not meant for contact with other swords." "…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on I can smell the tears of... +2
User avatar #150 - poetsofthefall (04/03/2014) [-]
i mean't to say not a swordfighting sword. my bad
#36 - Food only works for so long. If you come down with pneumonia, … 03/21/2014 on Eat Your Veggies +2
#1315 - ......Novice Killer..... **** . I've got the equiv… 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#12 - ...wat 03/15/2014 on Wat? 0
#13 - For one: He sure as hell doesn't have the arm strength to hold…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Selfie +1
#14 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
You are underestimating humans.
People take selfies freefalling as well. They can do amazing things. And his face is windy enough.
#17 - xxmemosxx (03/14/2014) [-]
He looks like he's above 11,000ft, so opening a window would affect the air pressure inside of the plane, making it harder for passengers to breathe enough oxygen.

What I'm trying to say is... it never happened
#7 - It's fake. He'd be getting this **** beat out of …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Selfie +4
#10 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
Also forgot to mention that it is useful because waiting on a hot day for passengers to get on the pilots can cool themselves.
Pic of Travolta in Boeing 707.
#9 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
Dont go spreading lies, the windows do open in the cockpit.
Watch the video, if it does not work just google "Boeing Training Video - Open Window" and it shows window open in flight.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQZzTPd1HJw
#13 - Whytemane (03/14/2014) [-]
For one: He sure as hell doesn't have the arm strength to hold a pole THAT LONG while going hundreds of miles per hour with that much air resistance pushing against him. Two, His face would be showing ALOT more force from the wind instead of just the force that's being pushed against him.
#14 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
You are underestimating humans.
People take selfies freefalling as well. They can do amazing things. And his face is windy enough.
#17 - xxmemosxx (03/14/2014) [-]
He looks like he's above 11,000ft, so opening a window would affect the air pressure inside of the plane, making it harder for passengers to breathe enough oxygen.

What I'm trying to say is... it never happened
#97 - They were the original "perfect" clones of Jango fet… 03/06/2014 on Commandos 0
#94 - Read the Republic Commando novel Series. It explains what happ… 03/06/2014 on Commandos 0
#206 - *about 2 years. 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash 0
#205 - Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best fri…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash 0
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#38 - Dude. I weigh 300, and can deadlift almost 400 without breakin…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +2
User avatar #171 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Since you know you can deadlift, does that mean you work out?
#205 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best friend got competitive when at another friends house who happened to have some deadlift bars. My friend got to 355, I boosted up to 380 and my friend gave up.
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#35 - Fat people, who are atleast SLIGHTLY active, have to have alot…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +1
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
And that's where the myth is--"a lot of muscle mass." Again, that's like expecting to get strong by putting on a weighted vest and only being slightly active. Becoming strong takes effort and proper exercise.
#38 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude. I weigh 300, and can deadlift almost 400 without breaking a sweat. I've had to push my mother's car up a 15 degree incline, TWICE by myself. If that doesn't say strength, you're out of your mind. And I generally sit on my fat ass on my computer for most of the time. I may not have jack shit for endurance, but I do have plenty of strength.
User avatar #171 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Since you know you can deadlift, does that mean you work out?
#205 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best friend got competitive when at another friends house who happened to have some deadlift bars. My friend got to 355, I boosted up to 380 and my friend gave up.
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#55 - Also, if I remember correctly, they're major pests at the main… 02/18/2014 on Underwater Dogs 0
#81 - Yes. They are definately worth it. 02/04/2014 on (untitled) +2
#87 - Accidentally? ******** . It was done on PURPOSE. 12/13/2013 on Native Americans +1
#86 - You know the english settlers wiped them out with diseases rig… 12/13/2013 on Native Americans +1
#120 - I would give you ALL the thumbs, but I can only give you one. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Tacticool +5
#122 - thesticklebricks (11/27/2013) [-]
[ 231 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 3492 / Total items point value: 5797
[ 52 items Total ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#4 to #3 - Whytemane (06/21/2014) [-]
THE BREAD~~~~~~~!
#1 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
u r dum and mean
u r dum and mean
 Friends (0)