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Date Signed Up:4/24/2010
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#205 - Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best fri…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash 0
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#38 - Dude. I weigh 300, and can deadlift almost 400 without breakin…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +2
User avatar #171 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Since you know you can deadlift, does that mean you work out?
#205 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best friend got competitive when at another friends house who happened to have some deadlift bars. My friend got to 355, I boosted up to 380 and my friend gave up.
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#35 - Fat people, who are atleast SLIGHTLY active, have to have alot…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +1
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
And that's where the myth is--"a lot of muscle mass." Again, that's like expecting to get strong by putting on a weighted vest and only being slightly active. Becoming strong takes effort and proper exercise.
#38 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude. I weigh 300, and can deadlift almost 400 without breaking a sweat. I've had to push my mother's car up a 15 degree incline, TWICE by myself. If that doesn't say strength, you're out of your mind. And I generally sit on my fat ass on my computer for most of the time. I may not have jack shit for endurance, but I do have plenty of strength.
User avatar #171 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Since you know you can deadlift, does that mean you work out?
#205 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't worked out in about years. Me and my best friend got competitive when at another friends house who happened to have some deadlift bars. My friend got to 355, I boosted up to 380 and my friend gave up.
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (03/04/2014) [-]
Those muscles obviously remained with you, for the most part. Genetics and height play part, too, in how strong you are.
Either way, you're not deadlifting a lot because you're fat.
#206 - Whytemane (03/04/2014) [-]
*about 2 years.
#55 - Also, if I remember correctly, they're major pests at the main… 02/18/2014 on Underwater Dogs 0
#81 - Yes. They are definately worth it. 02/04/2014 on (untitled) +2
#87 - Accidentally? ******** . It was done on PURPOSE. 12/13/2013 on Native Americans +1
#86 - You know the english settlers wiped them out with diseases rig… 12/13/2013 on Native Americans +1
#120 - I would give you ALL the thumbs, but I can only give you one. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Tacticool +5
#122 - thesticklebricks (11/27/2013) [-]
#52 - Eh... Just about 2 meters or maybe a little higher. Not sure, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Is this attack on titan? +1
User avatar #102 - seaofcoltrane (11/17/2013) [-]
This guys right
#29 - Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah! 09/23/2013 on 458 +1
#25 - Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. D…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +2
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#21 - *Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +2
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#18 - Heh. Love the gif. 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#16 - You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in hu…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#12 - You two are AWESOME people.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +2
#15 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Who are these awesome people you speak of
#16 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in humanity boosted like this.
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#13 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
You are awesome too.
#18 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Heh. Love the gif.
#42 - So... dressing geeky... makes it partially HIS fault for being…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on [Rage Intensifies] 0
User avatar #60 - flemsdfer (09/10/2013) [-]
You didn't read much of that now did you? It's not placing blame on him like I wrote, but you didn't read. What I said, and you can read this slowly if you need to so you can understand; is that at the end of the day. HE got beat up for said reason. Punishment can be given for those people who were wrong for doing that terrible thing, but HE is the one who got beat up and you can't reverse that. He could only try and lower his chances of it happening to avoid it altogether. It's not HIS FAULT he got beaten up, but it is HIS PROBLEM.

I'm sure you don't lift a finger to do anything so you don't get robbed on the street. You'll just wait until something happens so you can load up your blame gun before you would make some choices to try and prevent bad things from happening to you.

People should step up a little more on controlling their own lives. Things come with risks in life. Hanging out around fucked up, angry, people is a risk, dressing ways to outcast yourself comes with other risks, being alone in public has risks, taking drinks from strangers has risks, and people get all pissed off when shit goes bad and somebody says "maybe you should make some safer choices" YES people shouldn't do those things, but the fact is THEY DO. Now if YOU don't want those things to HAPPEN to YOU. You take steps to help PROTECT YOURSELF because punishing someone for crimes doesn't reverse time and stop them from committing that crime against you. You'll live with it forever, so the only one who can really look out for you is you.
#47 - No... If you cut him in half like that... it'd likely kill him. 09/08/2013 on Wolverine -1
#81 - ....dude. Look him up. The grows and heals one is a character … 09/06/2013 on League so smart -1
#49 - I REALLY hope the cops get ahold of this and arrest the little… 08/11/2013 on Because fuck you +6
#107 - Considering he's a Yolofag, I'd have called the cops anyways. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Good Job, Dude +2
User avatar #122 - wardylocks (08/03/2013) [-]
Probably. He also has a 'only god can judge me' tattoo too, to make it 10x worse
#39 - You better have ******* called the police on the …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Good Job, Dude +3
User avatar #43 - wardylocks (08/02/2013) [-]
I was the 1 comment, i asked him if he was for real, he said something along the lines of 'I'm only joking, chill out lol #yolo'
#107 - Whytemane (08/03/2013) [-]
Considering he's a Yolofag, I'd have called the cops anyways. He probably lied to you anyways.
User avatar #122 - wardylocks (08/03/2013) [-]
Probably. He also has a 'only god can judge me' tattoo too, to make it 10x worse
#87 - ....Dude. He was arrested. He was charged. He was found NOT GU…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Need More Rage -2
User avatar #90 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
he was arrested after a huge public outcry, and he was legally found not guilty of murder, but he still killed an unarmed man he had no business harassing, I'm not making this an argument, just expressing why it is different.
#183 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Zimmerman wasn't harassing treyvon, he was following someone who looked suspicious. And he wasn't arrested initially because there was no evidence he committed a crime, he had physical wounds on his head that suggested treyvon attacked him, and witnesses who said they saw treyvon on top of him. The police had no reason to suspect it didn't happen how Zimmerman said.
#15 - No. He's a deuche when not wearing the Joker outfit. The Joker…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Batman convention -2
User avatar #17 - teasquid (07/12/2013) [-]
Could you give an example of his douchey-ness?
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
just look at his face
User avatar #19 - teasquid (07/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah but you can't really just judge someone by their face. I know judging is a part of human nature, I mean just look at Will Smith's son. He looks like a douche, doesn't mean he's a bad person. I'm just asking what he did to make someone think he's that way.
#39 - alexthebest (07/12/2013) [-]
He was adorable as a kid. I'd like to think it's just a teenage phase.
#12 - Two problems. He's taken, and if I remember correctly he's a m…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Batman convention +3
#14 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
well yeah he is the joker.
#15 - Whytemane (07/12/2013) [-]
No. He's a deuche when not wearing the Joker outfit. The Joker, realistically, isn't anywhere near as big a deuche as this dude acts.
User avatar #17 - teasquid (07/12/2013) [-]
Could you give an example of his douchey-ness?
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
just look at his face
User avatar #19 - teasquid (07/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah but you can't really just judge someone by their face. I know judging is a part of human nature, I mean just look at Will Smith's son. He looks like a douche, doesn't mean he's a bad person. I'm just asking what he did to make someone think he's that way.
#39 - alexthebest (07/12/2013) [-]
He was adorable as a kid. I'd like to think it's just a teenage phase.
#31 - No. **** that. Don't try to ******** … 07/09/2013 on instant karma +104
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