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Whytemane

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:4/24/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
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#52 - Do NOT do it. The damage is not worth the temporary popularity.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on (untitled) -24
User avatar #123 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2015) [-]
We immortalized Peanut, we will immortalize Meerkat.
Heroes they are, heroes they will die.
User avatar #120 - wtfduud (05/23/2015) [-]
Are you suggesting that he should be responsible and take care of his body?

Get outta here!
#77 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
you sound like a pussy
#15 - Look carefully at the right side of the snakes mouth. That's a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on I am Terror 0
#21 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't think that's a fang, just a speck. Snake looks like a Black Racer to me. They're pretty common around where I live and completely nonvenomous. Pretty impressive that he was able to catch it though, as the name implies they're fast as hell.
#13 - Oh god. This dude has no ******* clue how close he is t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on I am Terror -1
User avatar #35 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/21/2015) [-]
A snake that small likely can't even break a humans skin to begin with.
#19 - potatorgue (05/21/2015) [-]
I feel like that snake's venom glands won't be large enough to administer a lethal dose, but im not a snake expert so don't quote me on that
User avatar #14 - jessieqwertyu (05/21/2015) [-]
I would lie to think its not a venomous one.

If so, a round of pepsi will be drank in his honor
#15 - Whytemane (05/21/2015) [-]
Look carefully at the right side of the snakes mouth. That's a fang hanging down. Still sheathed in skin. Probably an EXTREMELY young snake. This is why you are told to leave baby snakes alone.
#21 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't think that's a fang, just a speck. Snake looks like a Black Racer to me. They're pretty common around where I live and completely nonvenomous. Pretty impressive that he was able to catch it though, as the name implies they're fast as hell.
#17 - You aint the only one, but unfortunately, it'd only martyr his… 05/21/2015 on Malcolm X +1
#107 - whytemane Dude your stories are awesome. Hopefully Fedora-… 05/21/2015 on The reign of kind Fedora... 0
#42 - What about the pain your family will endure, what your loved o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on that's the spot 0
User avatar #44 - darktoucan (05/18/2015) [-]
i was being sarcastic dude. just jokes
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#39 - Big house cats that can and will kill you if you EVER make a m…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2015 on that's the spot 0
User avatar #40 - darktoucan (05/18/2015) [-]
if i where to die it would be by a lion. so its a risk im willing to take
User avatar #51 - bronifiedguitarist (05/18/2015) [-]
I could see the headlines now!
Autistic man mauled to death after climbing the lion enclosure and trying to pet a lion.
#42 - Whytemane (05/18/2015) [-]
What about the pain your family will endure, what your loved ones will endure? If you're thinking that shortsightedly, you deserve to be slapped.
User avatar #44 - darktoucan (05/18/2015) [-]
i was being sarcastic dude. just jokes
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#20 - Ah. You're a troll. Nice bait. Fair game.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Beads +1
#22 - cockmeister (05/18/2015) [-]
;)
#17 - ....Dude. MYTHBUSTER'S did a thing about it. Should I get a vi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Beads 0
#19 - cockmeister (05/18/2015) [-]
the mythbusters are government puppets
#20 - Whytemane (05/18/2015) [-]
Ah. You're a troll. Nice bait. Fair game.
#22 - cockmeister (05/18/2015) [-]
;)
#57 - Hell. I'm not sure. But I know they've got to keep records for… 05/16/2015 on Check Your Privelage 0
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#4 to #3 - Whytemane (06/21/2014) [-]
THE BREAD~~~~~~~!
#1 - fitemeirlbro (10/07/2013) [-]
u r dum and mean
u r dum and mean
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