Hey there.

you're a retard awesome guy

Thank you, good sir. Same applies to you.

you now realize these boobs are a ass

OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN!

now spread them cheeks

Am I doing it right?

good enough

Time to fap.

do you play red dead redemption on the xbox360

I only have ps3, sorry. But I might get RDR eventually.

oh

Gratuitous amounts of personal-space-grabbing/throwing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2kW4B9Wqw
BA ★NA★NA!

Between two big manly men, eh? Like in the good old days.

"WAA- Tash- -i- no DAI- sukii!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMTYkfDeFsc&feature=related

Link, please. And I'm a flan, but you were close enough.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3005981/Manga/44#44

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/5/58/Engineer_cheers06.wav
I think that says enough.

Are you implying you'd wanna take me by my legs and tremble me in the groin-area?

That does sound interesting.

<-

It will only hurt for a second.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqJmzbFm1I
Don't compensate for it with cacao butter!

One thing lead to another >.>
<-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-1ahtCgRU
Grilled meat's only good for one day!

Indeed, and then people tend to "open up" to each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBhWedtt6Ok&feature=related
He's serious. Don't fuck with him.

<- ? :d

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGcPomEhnhQ
Drink the f'cking vegetable juice.

Could you possibly be that guy that's been staring at me when I eat sausage-related food?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15N56IDh_VA
Oh god what?

Wh- What are you talking about, I- I don't even like sausages..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP8Tb5KcBzA&feature=related
Kira of Kiras.

So it wasn't you? I wonder who it was, then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBhWedtt6Ok&feature=related
The New World!

L- Let's find th- this c- creep..!

http://youtu.be/kCHWgzGdsJY?t=19s
Kirámon!

Dispatch the search squad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3pkynZ8V9o

Kira Polka

<- The antagonist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eecH5_F7qc0
DDR Yagami

<--- Random cutscene

Yagami Odoru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa31CCN8tMA
Kira Anchor

Mechas are for kids, real men use Blades and Esper sh't. (Bear hands work too.)

Lullaby Raito
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeC6-9WwWqQ&feature=related

And super awesome wrestling skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2kW4B9Wqw
That's some nice quality they have.

http://youtu.be/sLeNBl7_Sts?t=5s
Are we talking about throws..?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM4HwAAxOs8&feature=related
Kira Face Lobers?

I just returned from running from you 5ever.

I would say it's my PENIS when I look at pornography, but that's not much of a greet, is it?
Well, I'm just checking on what game I'm getting next, how goes it with you?

**bobJML rolls 98**

If anything then you should get Skyrim. MW3 is for homosexuals.

**Why do you care rolls 55** I guess I'll try dubs, then.
I'm not really into Skyrim, I'm considering a new fighting game or something of the sort, but yes, MW3 is for homosexual Richard Simmonsgots who like games where you pay for a new one for 3 new guns and maybe a new plot that lasts less than an hour

>I'm not really into Skyrim

Oh you so funny.

>Not being funny
>Ends up being funny

>Trying to be funny
>Ends up not being funny

Problem?

Not really, just not interested in Skyrim

SRSLY DUDE, I DON'T THINK I CAN LAUGH ANY MORE AT YOUR SILLY SHENANIGANS!

Cool story bro, add more fire and dragons next time, please.

>Implying they don't already have enough.

>Implying you can't have more

>Implying you didn't look.

Left arm or right arm?

>Implying I didn't look

Both

I GET TO PUNCH YOUR THE GAME, AWESOME!

You mad?

You mad.

Can't you see I'm too busy derping to be mad?

:'(

Dont make that face at me, Johnny!

..............

Well, I tried my best

thanks

No problem

see you later

I sure hope so, I've been searching for that for ages

"I-It's not like I'd i-impregnate your or anything..."

I don't have money....*runs away*

So you stole your own crystals?

"I- It's not like I'd pay child support for you, or anything.."

Wait..! We have free sampels..! D:

"I'm so lonely..."?

"I-It's not l-like I'm the father or anything..."

Oh, we do? *returns*

Ever been so lonely, you stole your own crystals?

"I- It's not like I gave birth to our son, o- or anything.."

Nope, *grab*

<-

"I-It's not like I'm attacking you with my b-butt or anything..."

I feel so betrayed...

You sure?

"I- It's not like I want you to talk dirty to me, or anything.."

Don't worry, soon you'll feel violated~.
<-

Like... 75% sure.

"Your tears taste like calibrated sea bass!"

"You do not need your hands to kill a bear! You shall use your SOUL!"

"Can't have calibrations without calibrations."

"I-.. What..? How.. I want that.."

http://youtu.be/_8P1oX4p05o?t=19s

"Needs more Calibrations!"

"Focus your soul power into your fists and then release it onto the innocent bear!"

Stop hurting my feelings!

"Your calibrations are no match to me <Evil laugh>!"

"Won't that like, hurt?"

The merciless The Great Troll-sama

"I will make you into one of my calibrations!"

"Only if you do it wrong, now do it!"

She doesn't fear consequences! They will forever be the same!

"A calibration, huh? Not a bad life."

Val uses Soul Punch!
But it failed
Val is hit by recoil!
HP: 15/112

Which is: people sad all around?

"All of of this for one calibration?! What a deal!"

This is how it must be done!
Rafa uses Soul Fist!
Critical hit!
Wild Bear fainted!

Troll-Sama is sapping your threads, hurting your feelings!

"If you order now, I'll throw a 2nd one obsolutely free"

Val uses Raging Wolf's Soul Fist Barrage on Fainted Bear!
It failed.
Val is hit by recoil.
0/112 :(

Hide you kids, hide you wife, she's trolling errbody out there!

"You will get a free instruction book, too!"

I will leave it to my other student, then.
Rafa's student uses Soul Fist!
But it failed!
Rafa's student fainted!
OH GOD DAMNIT!

If you happen to come across Troll-Sama, you know you're going to cry!

"Well, what's left of one..!"

Soup Fist

Crai it uff

"I apologize beforehand if there are bite marks in the instruction manual, as dogs aren't really that experienced at writing."

Soup Fist: It shoots soup through the fist, saving the world from hunger!

She's capable of making people commit suicide through the power of her trolling skills!

"I'm a dog, what do you expect, woof.. :<"

(Note: Uses life force to power it, btw)

It will screech down to your very being, the soul, you'll wake up in the middle of night every night of your life in cold sweats, longing for saving~

"I shall teach dogs how to make instruction books! I'm a genius!"

We must teach this art to Africa and become heroes!

One day, you will wake up and your normal teacups will be turned into left-handed teacups! Because she's as evil as Satan!

"Okay, aruu :c"

They'll become soulless bodies after doing it too much, though >.>

That's fantastic, I'm left-handed! Nice to meet you *handshake*

"You will do it and you will like it, before I turn you into hot dogs, the original way!"

Still better than only lasting one day in the world before dying, though.

No way, me too!

"But hot dogs aren't made of dogs.. Wof"

"It takes years to master this skill! But half-assing it works too, I guess"

You know, being left-handed's pretty rare

"Who said mine aren't?"

"Eating crappy soup's still better than starving, though."

I'm just glad I'm not called a Satan Incarnate because of it, though.

"Le gasp"

"Rye soup, muahaha!"

And I'm The Left-handed Destroyer of Greatness

"Look on the bright side, people will like your taste!"

"Could be worse, it could just be boiling water and a bit of rice."

We must create a group called LEFT 4 Dead! Get it? Hah!

"Yes, *om nom nom* hot dogs are pretty good *om nom nom*"

"AAH!! MAI PUNGILLARIS!!" (<- Fist)

Left handed necromancers?

"My calibrations bring all the boys to the yard and they're like "It's better than yours!""

Spinach Maureece

I don't really watch much TV, either, to be honest. The internet's the only thing I need in life...because I'm addicted to it..

"I love the smell of calibrations in the morning."

Hope you found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPb4tqmenw

"Looks like you forgot to Calibrate this morning!"

Thanks for the link, I didn't have time to search for in the morning.

"Calibrating twice a day keeps the <???> away."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Stir_frying_Xi_Hu_Lon gjing.png Here's another nice link

"Don't forget to Calibrate your teeth before going to bed!"

Wait...what?

"Calibrate at me, bro."

What what? <Gasp face>

"People get calibrated when they are calibrated!"

I wasn't expecting that..

"My calibration has finished."

It's pretty, ja?

"Prepare your calibration!"

Well, it's...green and...healthy?

"Prepare to be calibrated thoroughly."

Probably smells nice too!

"I will calibrate your anus, whether you like it or not!"

We should enter places that sell them and just sniff them in public!

"Uh.."

But I wanna touch them too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&ob=av3e

"Maybe I'll take it a step further, and calibrate your ******** too!"

We must use all 5 senses when we find them!

"Calibrate me gently~"

"Oh God, feeling them with my eyes wasn't a good idea..!!"

"Since it's your first time, I will go easy on you~"

"You should've felt it with all your soul instead of your eyes!"

"I- it's not like I want to do this, o- or anything.."

"Oh God, snorting it is even worse..!!"

"I'm going in now...slowly...and THERE ya go!"

"You fool! You're not using your soul power!"

"Ah~, it hurts~"

"Help me, Rafa-sensei! Teach me the ways of gospel R&B!"

"It ouches so good, doesn't it?"

"I will teach you the ways of The Soul! Osu!"

"<- ?"

"Just like that? No "Kill a bear while barehanded!", or anything?

"I can't believe it's not gauging."

What's good about spinach? Popeye?

*Sigh*
<- You if internet was a food

"I don't usually gauge, but when I do, I calibrate"

I wish I had that awesome power to be on roids through spinach..

"All this digestible internet makes me wanna boogie!"
<-

"This is the most powerful hand-calibration in the world, single shot could blow your head straight off, feeling lucky, punk?"

Same..

<- ?

"Those who underestimate the power of calibrations will taste the wrath of Calibratus!"

Not sure if want, or disgusted..

"<Hero_name> Legend of the Callous Calibrators"

<- You?

"Calibration invaders 3D! Order now and receive a free Calibration instruction kit!"

"I-It's not that I like you because you're a b-bad boy or anything...baka!"

"Night of the calibrating calibrates!"

"D--> I- it's not like I wanna drag you across the room, or anything"

"Knights of the Round Calibration"

"Here's your special delivery, sir! Already unboxed and everything! Just sign here, here and here."

"The Iron Calibration"

"Always plaid first 4 hours, you can thank me later.. :3"

"To Calibrate or not to Calibrate, that is the question!"

"If it doesn't arrive within 12 hours, we'll kick ourselves in the testicles in front of you! :D"

"
Calibrate thou the stars are fire;
Calibrate that the sun doth move;
Calibrate truth to be a liar;
But never calibrate I love.
Hamlet, from a letter read by Garrus, scene II
"

"TWICE! >:U"

"I am the Bone of my Calibration...
Calibration is my Body and Fire is my Calibration.
I have created over a Thousand Calibrations,
Unknown to Calibrators,
Nor known to Calibrations.
Have withstood Pain to create many Calibrations
Yet those Hands will never hold Calibrations.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Calibration Works!"

"I will not stop until you see 2 round objects falling out of my mouth!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4
The Great Calibrator

"Make that three." (<- Eh..)

"Now this is a story all about how my life was calibrated upside, it won't take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of Calibrel-Air"

"Third time's the charm, fellow customer~!"

"Calibration... Calibration never changes.."

Is the third one a kidney, or something..?
I mean.. That's really brutal...

"Calibration calibration calibration calibration! I'm 100% Calibration!"

We never know until we see for ourselves~!

"Hi, I'm Quickthor, I'm with the calibration company."

Go watch Larry ep2

"Here's your order of Calibrations, sir! Fresh from the oven!"

Larry, you say? Well, okay, then.

"We are Calibrations.
We are Calibrators.
We do not Calibrate.
We do not Un-Calibrate.
Expect us."

It could just be corrupted and trying to troll us.

"gallousCalibrater"

Or both.

"Hello, my name is Calibrate."

It's after our hatred and rage!

"My dream is to calibrate a new world!"

Such are bittersweet joys

"I was to become a Calibration!"

Now we're left choosing between giving in or fighting the truth.int .

"I know that calibration.."

After too much exposure to truth.int
<-

"Me Calibresta"

Too much exposure to truth.int will lead to meeting a terrible fate.

"Forever Calibrating"

Quite.

"Calcalcalcalcalcalcalcalcalcalcalcalibrate"

Mmmmmhm.

"It's time to c- c- c- calculate!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GAxbth6-E

"People are like calibrations, they calibrate when you calibrate them"

"I'm so calibrated right now! *angry face*"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw

"I once calibrated so hard, I calibrated!"

Challenge accepted! (I'll just dump these .gifs for now to give them some use)

"I- it's not like I wanna calibrate you, or anything.."

They're pretty cute, well, a lot cute

<- Get it?

"I-I didn't make this c-calibration for you, I j-just had a spare one...baka..."

Well, I have plenty in stock, so prepare yourself!

Don't tell the readers, they'll get suspicious!

"I- it's not like I wanna calibrate our weapons systems for you, or anything.. Baka Shepard.."

Thank you kindly :3

Stupid BL-fangirls >.>

"I like calibrates."

You're welcome.

At least they aren't like those typical Twilight fangirls or the haters. (I don't like Twilight, but the haters can be ridiculous, too..)

"I once tried to calibrate a <???>, oh boy did I regret that.."

You shouldn't tell people they're "Welcome", if they're vampires they can invade your home. :P

I don't care about Twilight, I have other priorities
<- Lol, me?

"Remember to eat your calibrates and brush your calibrations daily!"

Space invaders!

I don't even watch movies that much.
Bandai armor, I see.

"Would you like calibrations with that order?"

Spaysh Mahreens

I like movies, good company makes it all the better
<-

"How do I shot calibration?"

You'd probably see parents protecting children or something, too.
That's why its value is high when it's close to identical.

"One does not simply calibrate into Mordor."

And priests trying to pimp their Jesus
Why bother trying to get something right if you're always going to fail no matter what

"Yo dawg, I herd you liek calibrating, so I put calibrations in your calibrations, so you can calibrate while you calibrate."

Pimp your Jesus, live from ChurchTv!
Because the result's worth it, in the end, when you get it right after tons of failing!

"Calibrates 24/7, still not finished. You can't explain that."

Je-Bus
<- >:C

"Sometimes, I dream about calibrations."

Je-Bus will save us all on time for a ride to any of the stops we desire!
Seeing that makes me feel bad for some reason.

"Some people think they can outcalibrate me."

Je-Bus died for your sins?
Good :P

"You're so hot, I'd calibrate you all night long!"

He had a bus accident for our sins!
I'm not going to question the backstory of that pic, I have a bad feeling about asking such..

"Disregard social interaction, perform calibrations."

<-
Hell if I know

"F*ck calibrations, get money."

I wish I had that kind of logic
It's better if it's unknown.

"I've got 99 problems, mostly calibrations."

<- You? :d
Unable to .exe Truth.int?

"I can count to calibration."

<-
Is it odd if I tried the "link"?

"I don't always get time off from work, but when I do, I calibrate."

<- :3
Nope, the link looks compelling, hah

"Son, I am calibrate."

The power of truth.int compels you!

"U calibrated?"

Will I need HandlingTheTruth.dll ? :d

"I'd tap dat with my calibration."

You cannot grasp the true form of truth.int 's attack

"I can't believe they're not calibrations."

Wrong OS, I'm guessing..

<- You

"How about I calibrate your sh*t?"

It's non-identified in all OS!

"You wouldn't calibrate a <???>."

Why make something that's unable to be run?

"I can calibrate into forever"

I dunno, to create mystery, I guess.

"We are the calibrators, we will calibrate you, resistance is futile."

Maybe it's from the future..

I'd probably spam defense curl and use them afterwards, just to guarantee a safe victory.
I used to have that happen to me every time I met someone with pidgeys.
I'm not really sure on what to pick yet, I just want something I'm good at.
Manual labor is definitely not my thing, I'm not so good at those things. Better at using my brain than my hands.

Isn't surf a special attack?
Birdwatcher Kevin: "Alright b'tch, I've got 6 pidgeys, prepare for some sand in yer motherf'cking eyes, n***a!"
Anything you're interested in?
Hmm, micromechanic, you say? Hmm..

Surf's an HM, which is an attack you can't progress in the game without.
"Pidgey uses Sand-Attack!" "GODFUCKINGDAM-"
Hmmm, nothing in particular, besides computers..
Micromechanic, huh? Sounds kinda tough

NSS, but is it a physical, or a special attack? Attacks divide into two main groups, those effected by ATK and those effected by Sp. ATK, sure there's ones without either group, but still. The more you know
"Oh God, there's sand in my eyes, oh God, it hurts so much! Why would you do this!?"
You don't even know nothing about comps
Make clocks!

I'm guessing surf is a Special attack, considering it's not an actual physical attack, like Tackle or Pound.
"I'm in a pokemon battle in the middle of the ocean, I should probably spam Sand-Attack with non-existing sand!"
I try, though....
Making clocks, you say? What kind?

There are still some stupid attacks that should be special but ain't
"Use dig!"
Go learn hexadecimal, or something
Like silver pocket watches

I'm guessing special attacks are the ones that resemble projectiles or attacks that don't require physical strength, I think the pokemon digs a hole and hits them from below.
I probably should...
Well, I own a collection of pocket watches, so I could just use those to help me make more!

It's game logic, though

Do it for the lulz
Not like you've got anything to lose, plus I'm sure you'd make some cash through it

Game logic = "What is going on, I don't even"

I probably might.
I'll make some and when I'm in a financial bind, I will sell them and profit!

You're a game logic (Good taunt, no?)

Bet you can't do it
All you need are good eyes and a steady hand

"I bet Game Logic is better than you!"

I'll try, and then I'll see if I can or not, can't judge yet.
I'd go through with anything, if the result's worth it, so I might give it a shot, since I like collecting pocket watches.

"There's only one thing in the world I want and this is Game Logic." - http://sloganmaker.com/

Break a leg
They're rather quint, aren't they

"There's a bit of Game Logic in all of us." (Oh god no..)
-Slogan Maker

If I can, I'll even break arms.
They're barely used now and hard to find at times, which increases their value.

<-

That is, get really lucky, right?
Make fake ones and sell them for millions

Calibration time, my boy!

Oh, well, I guess I'll try my best, then...hehehe......
Everyone does it, so why not?

"Calibrate me like you'd calibrate one of your french girls~"

Even if things don't work out, it's not like it'd be the end of the world :d
If you make a fake out of a fake, does it matter?

"I'll calibrate you so hard, you'll calibrate all over the place!"

It's not the end of the world, unless a random cliché meteor appears out of nowhere.
It increases its fake value, so I guess not.

"The calibrations are all over my face"?

I wouldn't complain, tbh
Fakeness has value?

"You are already calibrated!"

There'd be a huge orgy before it landed, I'm guessing, and I'm sure no one'd allow me in it..
To be able to replicate something authentic has its own value, if it's identical.

"What are we going to calibrate on the bed? Calibrations =3"

Doubt that happen, everyone's just freak out and cry, or something
Nothing's identical

That sounds tasty.
http://www.moetron.com/2011/09/22/hatsune-miku-project-diva-extend-song-l ist-modules-latest-pv/
Here ya go

Tasty and chewy, what's not to love
I have the OST to Project Diva, don't really care for the game

Maybe it's the fact that it's vegetables, teenagers' biggest weakness!
Well, I kinda like rhythmic games, so Project Diva's one of my favorite games.

How about cauliflower? :3
Why? It can't possibly be that good if it's just a vocaloid game..
That gif's really cute

The closest a teen gets to vegetables is those included in a McDonalds burger, apparently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1z_7TGn_o
I guess it's a matter of personal opinion or so.
I know, right?

F'ck teens (Lol, ephebophilia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBfzZWo-fJ4
Well that's a humane response.
Totally

Well, most teenagers are not the finest example of society, I'll give you that.
Probably one of the few humane responses that I can give..

Damn kids, get outta my lawn
At least you have lots of geodes

Does he say "You're already dead." in the last panel?

Damnit you punks, go be a hindrance somewhere else!
I wish I had geodudes, though.

Why yes, yes he does.

<-
They defy gravity

Knew it

Lousy tens, lying to get what they want!
They're Geodudes, they don't NEED Gravity.

It's a pretty well-known phrase from Kenshiro.

<-
Why do their evolved forms need gravity then? That's devolving, ain't it? :d

Yeah, but I translated :c

I'd be disturbed if I knew someone sneaked into my bed to make me hold him.
He doesn't float because gravity's doing its job to make sure he doesn't hover and tackle people to death.
Nobody's perfect, things are learned at their own pace. You'll learn more eventually.

<- Him in the morning
He's just defense curling 24/7?
Stfu, I got it right..

If you saw me in the morning, you'd think I'm a zombie.
When defense reaches maximum, they'll have a hard time damaging you, so you just use a potion and take care of the trainer's pokemon. A cheap strategy, but it works.
I wasn't making fun of you or anything, I'm just saying that no one knows everything at first. Sorry if I kinda sounded like I was teasing you or anything

<- Me: "Dead bodies! EW! EW! EEW!!"
Not even self destruct can kill you! "The perfect being!"? :d
I know enough >:U

<--I ponder upon the mystery of "Why is this in my folder"
Defense curl spam = Ultimate strategy
Optional: Sand-Attack spam
Well, I should learn more about biology and geography and french, considering I'm failing hard at them..

<-
Imagine if in the Pokemon show Brock woulda just spammed defense curl, trolling Ash
Lol, making enemy unable to hit?
What do you wanna do in 10 years? What kinda career choice are you gonna go with?

I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.
Sand-attack spamming is the reason I hate pidgeys.
No clue, probably something related to technology, since that's one of the things I'm most knowledgeable of, even if it's just basic things..

Well, he could still use special attacks
Never been done that to, I think
Don't learn coding though, it's no fun
And I'm guessing you're not much for manual labor?

Well, found some cookies and milk, I guess that'll keep me full for now.
Kero kero~

Yes, milk is basically like drinking liquid steak :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfyiFY3OrKI

Milk is like drinking a cow!
Cat located! Commencing attack!
Atatatatatataattatatataatattatata! You are already giving me allergies!

In soviet Russia, cow drink you
"Mudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CamPXxfl7Lw&f eature=related

In soviet russia, cow drinks your milk! Wait..what
"Oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora!"

D--> That's quite l00d of you
http://youtu.be/GgVjyx-F9Ag?t=11s Bla bla bla

I need me some n00dz!
Wata wata wata wata!

D--> N00dles are lowb100d f00d
Moe moe kyun~

n00dles are n00tricius for y00!
Kira~

Actually.. Quite the opposite, noodles are almost pure carbohydrate..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c

What has tv taught me?!
I'm assuming Ragna fell off, or something

Unless it's ryenooodles, then I guess it could have some health benefits
Or just too much drugs

Well, I don't eat noodles that often, so I guess it doesn't really affect me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d1lQQDzmg&feature=related
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Eat ratabagas http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Rutabaga%2C_variety_nadmorska .JPG
*Cough* Incest
http://youtu.be/M93nzGVFIIU?hd=1&t=3m28s

Seems legit.
Incest is wincest, as some say.
That video is awesomely made!

I find them edible
Even if it's JinxRagna? :d
I wanna play BB

Well, I don't remember eating them before, so I can't really judge.
Jin sure is...passionate...about Ragna, I see.
Well, why don't you play, then?

I'd assume they're healthy
Yeah, he had his head f'cked around with, now he's obsessed with murdering Raggy
Busy with other stuff, or just tired

I might give them a shot when possible.
It's an obsession that can be misunderstood, indeed.
I can't play blazblue, don't have enough space in my memory stick, just downloaded the new Hatsune Miku game.

Like eating a beef that grows underground :3
<-
There's a new Hatsune Miku game?

"Welcome to the villain corp. Here you learn where to shoot to barely harm the hero as they shoot you down like wild animals!"
I actually was thinking of a crucifix joke for it...

I went to the mid-boss academy
"God is inside each and everyone of use, if you don't believe, just eat this cookie, why don't 'cha?"

I could only afford to go to Prinny academy...
"If I eat this animal cracker of a dog backwards, do I gain God's power?"

Right time, right place, man
"You already have God's powers, Michael."

Speaking of time, that's one of the things that's wasted on my page, as it takes me 7 centuries to load, so I apologize if my messages take a while sometimes..
"I was to become a God, but I took the power the other way around and became a dog!"

Have you tried switching browsers? FJ used to lag for my other browser
"i wAs To KiLl AlL mY fRiEnDs, BuT tHeN fRiEnDsHiP bIt BaCk"

Might be because of the amounts of comments in my page, so the page lags terribly
"Friends are like potatoes, they die when you eat them"

Indeed, that was the reason my browsers usually almost died
"<-"

I pretty much deleted tons of threads by now, though it's still kinda laggy..

We could start new one, new main thread

That might work

Bleigh, I'm hungry..

Ran out of microwave meals, and I can't cook, so I know that feel, unless I eat something random and unsuitable for this hour..

I made self made pizza, still hungry, could get coffee
Could make cookies

Probably just gonna combine stuff into a meal, I guess.
I once mixed doritos and a burger (Lolwut), turned out pretty okay. That's when I achieved the title of "Combo Master"

Just make some rice and fish sticks, or something
You don't say..
Combo Newbie

Well, I can't cook whatsoever, so that'd turn out wrong at such a level that you'd wonder how it's possible..
The title of Combo Master is achieved through mastering the art of combining meals for convenience and new tastes! One must never underestimate it!

I don't see how you can fail at that >.>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCoIfGuOSlo&feature=related It's all fun and games until someone brings out a psychopathic frog

I don't know, either, but it happens..
GOUSHUU SAANDAA!

<- You afterwards?
Giru giru giiru~ Giiru giru giru~

Well, the Dutch have a new santa, it seems, and it appears on December 4.
Hannukah, you say? We could just "celebrate it", then. Thus getting more free time!

A new Santa? Since when? What is this pagan witchcraft!
Indubitably, but I think you need to have it on your civil registration, or something

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
This might explain it.
Well crap, I won't be getting more free time, then...

Can't focus on reading, bleh..
Oh well, everyone else is stuck with it too

Well, keeping it simple, it's another santa for children in Holland and Belgium.
You're right, but I wanted more free time to spend at home and so...

How many Santas even are there..?
Ikr? Free time's always good

I'm guessing 3 or 4, because I dunno.
Everything needs more free time!

Stupid Santas... >.>
Gimme gimme gimme D:

Well, they keep children happy in December, so I guess they're not that bad, even if it's just their parents in a costume.
Maybe Santa can give us some for Christmas, oh wait...

Plus you get free candy and foods :3
<- Santa

Free stuff FTW!

<---Santa when you don't leave him cookies and milk

Indubitably, my good sir!

<- ?

I wish I could get free stuff more often..
<---Random picture combining Persona and Touhou

Maek a wish, Billie, maybeh itt'ell com tru!
You're a persona

I dream about a world covered in CHEESE
We're all personas, because it can!

Then you're going to have to go through me first!
So, what does_ that_ make me!? What gives you the right to play God!?

Why must you defy my dreams of cheese? Very well, we shall settle this in battle!
Following derp logic, that'd make you a Persona and this cracker I found makes me God, look at how it spells "GOD" underneath!

"Battle, you say? My, it's going to just be a one-sided struggle! Now come, let us make battle!" (Mildly conflicting personality, huh?)
Could be one of those animal cookies, you sure it doesn't say "Dog"?

"I am now going to perform an action scene cliché where I first dominate, get dominated, dominate again, become vulnerable while explaining evil plan and die in the end and the combat area blows up!"
Wait...OH GODDAMNIT!

"No fair! I wanna be the highlight of this twisted play of fates, don't you dare die on me!"
Hmm, I wonder if any company makes Jesus cookies..