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WhiteReaper

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:2/24/2015
Location:Chicago IL
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#23 - you forgot about regan. he was white.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama +1
#25 - comradewinter (03/11/2014) [-]
Reagan was a known actor. I don't think anyone expected him to leave his past completely behind.
User avatar #28 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
Still he made appearances and such. I think people aren't just letting obama do it because he is black. i think its because he is so comfortable with cracking jokes and making such public appearances because its different and only so few have done it. if every president did what he does it wouldn't be much of a big deal.
#29 - comradewinter (03/11/2014) [-]
Bush would crack jokes every now and then, but he was simply discredited for not being serious.
User avatar #31 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
his jokes were lame so people wanted him to stop.
User avatar #24 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
Reagan* sorry the A didn't register.
#38 - The kid had the situation under control. confidence is key. 03/11/2014 on Bad ass kid protects Monkey... 0
#38 - Brown's injuries were a fractured wrist, fractured vertebrae, … 03/11/2014 on Tailboned +3
#17 - They probably got bigger cribs. 03/11/2014 on Bro! i got this +6
#213 - But what about poland . 03/11/2014 on World war 0
#53 - we have one in chicago as well. whenever you walk past it look…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Nice boobs +5
User avatar #93 - sairajayn (03/11/2014) [-]
Please. Take a photo of this.
User avatar #117 - qpcugh (03/11/2014) [-]
#115, meant to reply to you
#59 - huffe (03/11/2014) [-]
#309 - well a book club could be started.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. 0
User avatar #312 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
True, but some people don't have time/place/funds to maintain a proper book club.
#119 - enjoyed that movie. nobody else i show it to likes it. they al… 03/09/2014 on Frozen +2
#282 - or even better......and bear with me on this......you simply r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. +1
User avatar #296 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
I think it's saying it sucks to have no one to talk about the book with, not "Oh, I read the book for the fandom, but there's no fandom!"
User avatar #309 - WhiteReaper (03/09/2014) [-]
well a book club could be started.
User avatar #312 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
True, but some people don't have time/place/funds to maintain a proper book club.
#132 - well if someone who didnt snap easily and was able to keep his… 03/07/2014 on Bouncer fights off gunman +1
#427 - you arent shooting a weapon. and throwing fireballs at monster… 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#423 - that game had a first person view yes. but you are a wizard sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#424 - anonexplains (03/07/2014) [-]
>First person view
>shooting
>its a rpg
Wut
User avatar #427 - WhiteReaper (03/07/2014) [-]
you arent shooting a weapon. and throwing fireballs at monsters isnt shooting its throwing or casting. might as well make mario a first person view and call it a first person shooter since he can throw fireballs. according to your logic skyrim could be a fps too.
#416 - Comment deleted 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#401 - I'm 20 going to be 21 soon. and i remember the 90's pretty dam… 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#49625 - looks like an abstract ninja turtle. 03/06/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#112 - to be honest i think Glenn would be just fine by himself. hes … 03/06/2014 on Time gone by 0
#99 - I actually didn't know that. thank you for the much appreciate… 03/06/2014 on the mist 0
#98 - Although i was never in that situation i felt that guys pain. … 03/06/2014 on the mist 0
#18 - the ending to this was ******* epic. M. NIght sho…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/05/2014 on the mist +56
#59 - kingdaniel (03/05/2014) [-]
I found the ending pretty funny
#46 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
the ending was...

i was just stunned with disbelief. sure some part of my brain had though "you know what the worst thing that could happen right now would be?" and it was something like that but... i never imagined that they would do something so cruel,
User avatar #98 - WhiteReaper (03/06/2014) [-]
Although i was never in that situation i felt that guys pain. killing your friends and then your kid and ending up having to live with that. just makes you think....if only he had waited just a bit longer.
User avatar #67 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
i was pissed as all hell when i saw that cunt mom had survived
User avatar #69 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
... i think you got something wrong here. he killed them all, right in the head. she didn't survive
User avatar #71 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
not that one, i meant melissa mcbride, the one who had to go home to little victor
User avatar #73 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
hmm, i don't quite remember, it was a good while since i watched the movie.

my recollection is this:

i don't know if you noticed, but the front is made of glass
we started looking... on the other side... there where, things there.
the monsters will leave us alone tonight
im sorry i didn't believe in you. im sorry! oh god! i- i can feel them moving! i can feel them moving inside me!
User avatar #75 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
The Mist(2010) Full movie
the woman on the truck at 1:01:38
User avatar #95 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Copyright blocked here. just giving the heads up.
#96 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably would help if I give a location with that. It was blocked by either The Weinstein Co. or EMI Music Publishing and beggars. reporting from New England USA
#100 - admiralen (03/06/2014) [-]
if youre using hola better internet you can decide which you wanna come from, im from sweden and there the video works, ill put a pic of her here anyway
#101 - anonexplains (03/07/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT ITS CAROL FROM THE WALKING DEAD
User avatar #102 - admiralen (03/07/2014) [-]
she was kind of a cunt in that too for blaming rick
#45 - kusahl (03/05/2014) [-]
mfw I saw the ending
User avatar #42 - landartheconqueror (03/05/2014) [-]
the ending was fucking tragic
#39 - MasterManiac (03/05/2014) [-]
I've gotta be honest, I laughed at the ending. It was like something out of an asdf movie rather than a horror film.

This means spoiler, so don't click the next one if you haevn't seen The Mist
> kills family and friends to save them from painful monster death
> no bullets left to kill himself
> overacting and "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
> goes out into mist
> "come get me monsters!!!! what are you waiting for?" in cliche fashion
> army shows up about 2 seconds later
> "hey dude we're here to save you"
> HFW
#25 - probrem (03/05/2014) [-]
King himself like the movie's ending more and I agree.

www.cracked.com/article_20287_5-movies-that-improved-book-according-to-author.html
User avatar #99 - WhiteReaper (03/06/2014) [-]
I actually didn't know that. thank you for the much appreciated info. i enjoyed reading that article.
#75 - Those officers were just trying to perform CPR for the poor ma… 03/04/2014 on Much protection +4
#15 - this made my anus cringe. 02/28/2014 on Its a Beautiful Baby Boy 0
#3 - i know that place i have been there a few times. its a really …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Oh. +2
#6 - philidelphia (02/28/2014) [-]
It is a really cool place. Plus there's the Infinity Room which is a trip.
#136 - Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
#110 - that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it w…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
#105 - Who said it was going to be his **** O.o  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#107 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Why should it NOT be? It's a lot easier to let him make his torture by himself than to use resources on applying it. We are, after all, lazy bastards.
User avatar #110 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it would be funnier to throw either my poop in there or whatever poop i can get my hands on, and let him roll in it as he cries for help. then i would wash it of with a salty mixture of lemon juice with a hint of lemon zest. this of course after he is mangled enough and still alive. just so he could scream even more.
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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