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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Chicago IL
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#88 - you try to tame morning wood with that thing on your dick and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Ouch 0
User avatar #91 - tosatsu (06/24/2014) [-]
Damn bro, I forgot about the erections we get while we sleep. Damn... But you can still control the erection while awake, so no point in thumbing me down to oblivion.
User avatar #94 - WhiteReaper (06/24/2014) [-]
i didnt thumb you down bro. you're good. you have the right to say whatever you want.
User avatar #95 - tosatsu (06/24/2014) [-]
Yea someone else did, should have checked before commenting. My bad.
#1 - although this is slightly funny and i dont want to be that guy… 06/18/2014 on Drunk guy really wants to... 0
#155 - i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
#153 - me too man.....me too....  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #154 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
btw nigga

yo name is blue as fuck

how long u been hurr?
User avatar #155 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk when it was still green.
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
#150 - xbox one is coming out with a collection of all the halo games…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #152 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Awe fuck man ...

I wish I had money for an Xbone
#153 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
me too man.....me too....
User avatar #154 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
btw nigga

yo name is blue as fuck

how long u been hurr?
User avatar #155 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk when it was still green.
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
#25 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** how it feels to chew five gum! 06/13/2014 on Slow motion lightning 0
#76 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** this is my personal jesus!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Wheel in the sky keeps on... 0
User avatar #95 - skeptical (06/13/2014) [-]
dat last panel tho
#75 - i really wish you didnt **** that roll up. this is one …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Wheel in the sky keeps on... +1
#82 - hopporto (06/13/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolled image** i can guarantee that this is what he would have rolled.
User avatar #101 - dehnoobshow (06/13/2014) [-]
Flagged for gore.

'tis a joke.
#375 - Might be the only one here but wished this one had more time. 06/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2477 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** beware admin! My ultimate weapon!!! 06/03/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#59 - **WhiteReaper rolls 82** 05/29/2014 on Roll 'em high. 0
#187 - so about the orgasms in dreams. i would like to know if anyone… 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp 6 0
#199 - its posts like this that made me fall in love with funny junk … 04/29/2014 on what anime sounds like to... 0
#49 - retarded not garted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Dry your feet after bathing... 0
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User avatar #48 - unicornmangina (04/23/2014) [-]
sharted not garted
User avatar #49 - WhiteReaper (04/23/2014) [-]
retarded not garted
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#10 - it's not poison, its medicine. Also at one point it saved peop… 04/23/2014 on when you're too drunk to... 0
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#8 - would totally grab a flashlight and explore. 04/11/2014 on Nopeville, Nopebraska +2
#1 - so am i. i keep wishing there was something there to click. i … 04/11/2014 on New change deeply concerns me 0
#71 - honestly i dont have these issues with bing. 04/11/2014 on Why google will always be... 0
#29 - Comment deleted 03/30/2014 on Master robbery 0
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#22 - its easy to put yourself in the clerks shoes. its more of a ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Master robbery -1
User avatar #23 - mutzaki (03/29/2014) [-]
You can make it sound as poetic as possible and it's not going to change the fact that he's scum. Under no circumstances do you put another person's life in danger by pointing a gun at their face. "But when you're desperate, you'd do anything!" This is what separates good people from bad people.
I have no sympathy for a piece of shit like an armed robber. And you shouldn't either.
User avatar #25 - tenacioustroll (03/29/2014) [-]
you seem to have a hard time understanding what these people are trying to say. the kids not trying to be poetic or sympathetic for the guy. neither of them said he wasnt scum. if you are going to have a convo then at least have enough brains to understand what other people are saying because it looks like you are having a hard time reading
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
Okay, here's a check list of all the key points having been said.
1. The robber fucked up because he was under a lot of stress, and anyone else in the same situation would be just as likely to fuck up.
2. Some robbers rob people because they're desperate and feel like they have no other choice.
3. Try to understand what the robber was going through before judging him.
4. Again, try to see things from the robber's perspective. Pointing a gun at someone is as hard as having it pointed at you.

I think I got it all. So, before I continue, do you want to tell me what it was I missed? What was the actual lesson behind all you guys' wise words that I so clearly missed from having a hard time understanding and reading?
User avatar #30 - tenacioustroll (03/30/2014) [-]
exactly so where in the helll do you get that any of these guys were being sympathetic for him. they arent justifying what he did simply saying see it from both sides. you seem to not want to which is cool. but you dont have to be a cock about it. someday youll be in this sort of situation and then you wont laugh.
User avatar #31 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. Asking someone to see it from someone else's side is being sympathetic with that person. That's literally what that means. When someone basically says "hey, this guy is probably going through a lot of shit in his life, so give him a break," that is EXACTLY what being sympathetic with that person means.

So, maybe it's someone else who could use some comprehensive reading in their life. And please don't try to challenge me on this, because I really don't feel like teaching some kid online about simple concepts that he's just too stubborn to admit he's wrong about.

And, sweetie, I'm not going to be in a situation like the guy in the .gif. Why? Because even if I somehow ended up piss poor and in need of financial aid for myself or even my family, I would never stoop so low as to rob someone. In fact, most homeless people aren't criminals of this sort of crime.
Not that it's likely I'm ever going to need to become that desperate for cash in the first place.
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#33 - neither is mozart. 03/29/2014 on OC Comp Random Facts Part... 0
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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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