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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Chicago IL
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#14 - it isnt it pretty much just made me angry. poor kids. they sho… 03/26/2014 on Putting razorblades on a... -1
#13 - **WhiteReaper rolled a random image posted in comment #12 a… 03/25/2014 on addictions.... +1
#81 - **WhiteReaper rolled a random image posted in comment #9729 … 03/25/2014 on bastard 0
#22 - 10/10 would tap 03/22/2014 on foreshadowing +2
#11 - **WhiteReaper rolled a random image posted in comment #18 a… 03/21/2014 on He knows what's up +1
#46 - unless you want a job that doesnt potentially shred your dick … 03/20/2014 on WATCH THE TEETH!! 0
#194 - For someone who lost his dad at a very young age, this was a p… 03/20/2014 on Some helpful advices 0
#111 - every single time i see this i think its a woman's foot in a h… 03/18/2014 on White white white +8
#217 - have fun dying when you get into a serious accident. im sure y…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on The world's best condom ad 0
User avatar #375 - xXneoXx (03/18/2014) [-]
lol Thanks, probably. I have a full, frame mounted rollcage and racing seat with four point harness. There's no point in having an airbag if your not going to move more than three or so inches forward, aside from whiplash, which is admittedly a fear.
User avatar #412 - tenacioustroll (03/18/2014) [-]
im loving the profile pic dude.
#181 - it would be really cool if the continents today were still in … 03/18/2014 on Facts 0
#4 - wow holy **** that was awesome. this is why i lov…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Lights Out - its a must watch 0
User avatar #7 - tripscausedthis (03/17/2014) [-]
you're welcome
#15 - dude.....what is wrong with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on [cringing intensifies] +32
#83 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
I cringed so goooood.
#134 - because you are drunk, now go to sleep. 03/17/2014 on 'MURICA! 0
#172 - when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent work… 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... -1
#166 - then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
#164 - then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have t…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
#154 - but then technically he wouldnt be away for 12 months since he…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#163 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
just because he came back on shore leave, doesn't shorten the time he spent on his tour. 10 days of leave doesn't negate the 12 months away. The news source probly just saw that his tour was 12 months and automatically assumed that means hes just gonna be away for 12 months with no leave at all
User avatar #164 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have to be subtracted off. lets say he came back fr a month. then it would be 11 months spent out there instead of 12. if you have 5 apples and eat 3 how much do you have left?
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
User avatar #155 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
Huh.... your into something there.
#144 - hes been away for 12 months while she look almost 9 months pre…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... +4
User avatar #161 - catburglarpenis (03/17/2014) [-]
That's damn fine detective work, son.
User avatar #152 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
There is such a thing as " shore leave"he coulda gone home and boned her.
User avatar #154 - WhiteReaper (03/16/2014) [-]
but then technically he wouldnt be away for 12 months since he did come back.
#163 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
just because he came back on shore leave, doesn't shorten the time he spent on his tour. 10 days of leave doesn't negate the 12 months away. The news source probly just saw that his tour was 12 months and automatically assumed that means hes just gonna be away for 12 months with no leave at all
User avatar #164 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have to be subtracted off. lets say he came back fr a month. then it would be 11 months spent out there instead of 12. if you have 5 apples and eat 3 how much do you have left?
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
User avatar #155 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
Huh.... your into something there.
#147 - jellyman (03/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir
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