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WhiteReaper

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:Chicago IL
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4082
Comment Ranking:#13857
Highest Content Rank:#4098
Highest Comment Rank:#5446
Content Thumbs: 481 total,  588 ,  107
Comment Thumbs: 1618 total,  2097 ,  479
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:42033
Times Content Favorited:54 times
Total Comments Made:736
FJ Points:2064
Favorite Tags: digimon (2)
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#189 - somebody give this guy a goddamn medal! 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
#92 - but then the egg would be useless..... 08/29/2014 on Science is so amazing +3
#344 - Picture 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... 0
#98 - <------ anyone else think of this 08/29/2014 on Evolution +8
#27 - too bad the robber didnt have the " **** you" … 08/27/2014 on nerf gun review +2
#46 - now thats what i call dedication. 08/27/2014 on Poor Kid +2
#59 - i cant wait till japan comes back. i love japan. JAPAN!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Facts about Russia 0
User avatar #61 - bizengaust (08/13/2014) [-]
Japan will be back after next week : )
#43 - why was the blonde left out? 08/13/2014 on When you can't decide what... 0
#31 - why is that man punching dobby in the face?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on mfw consummation 0
User avatar #55 - kazorkthedork (08/06/2014) [-]
since you asked, they're both heroes from Dota 2. the one getting punched is able to go invisible. because of this ability, it's fitting that he be punched repeatedly.
#57 - hillbillypowpow (08/06/2014) [-]
Sometimes I think that maybe I'd like to play DotA but then I remember that it's terrifying.
User avatar #59 - kazorkthedork (08/06/2014) [-]
it's only terrifying if you don't buy wards.
#28 - **WhiteReaper rolls 196** 07/31/2014 on Danny bby 0
#40 - its actually a tiger. its hard to tell the difference but you …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Chestar Cheetah 0
User avatar #44 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
The lack of mane clearly makes it a lion, dude. My sources are waterproof.
#2 - Picture 07/29/2014 on Silly bitch 0
#29 - god almighty? dont you mean.....bruce almighty?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Morgan Freeman Sucking Helium +5
User avatar #38 - sunshineinsanity (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure why your comment doesn't have more thumbs, I thought it was funny. Here's a thumb!
#53 - i would love to have my own arcanine 07/27/2014 on The Giant Leonbergers 0
#73 - it disappeared.... 07/22/2014 on Malaysia Airlines 0
#25 - never ending story ftw!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Real Life Torterra +4
User avatar #31 - germanjoe (07/18/2014) [-]
dem feels :,-(
#29 - Falkor (07/17/2014) [-]
#27 - how did you get the orange text brother?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on A challenge. 0
User avatar #28 - The Captain (07/14/2014) [-]
I earned coloured text from getting to number 1 on the front page
Then I just chose it to be orange
#60 - well that escalated quickly.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on smile 0
#67 - escapade (07/14/2014) [-]
Its "Boy".

"Boy, that escalated quickly".
#156 - i liked his stand up as well. just wish his movie would have b… 07/10/2014 on She fucking sucks 0
#84 - i can agree. i think hitch would have been his best movie. pro… 07/10/2014 on She fucking sucks 0
#55 - she is the female version of kevin james.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2014 on She fucking sucks +26
User avatar #144 - xalidan (07/10/2014) [-]
Kevin James acutally did one of my favorite stand-up specials. Sweating the Small Stuff.
User avatar #156 - WhiteReaper (07/10/2014) [-]
i liked his stand up as well. just wish his movie would have been just as good.
#123 - Common Pepe (07/10/2014) [-]
Say what you will about his comedy, but dude can rock a mustache.
#96 - Orc (07/10/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Fuck you, Paul Blart was hilarious.
User avatar #77 - cupotruth (07/10/2014) [-]
sad* wow that was bad
#76 - cupotruth (07/10/2014) [-]
You know it's said because I watch him do stand up and he was pretty funny but the movies he is in are absolutely terrible.
User avatar #84 - WhiteReaper (07/10/2014) [-]
i can agree. i think hitch would have been his best movie. probably because will smith carried him.
#28 - CIS is obviously the best!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on This man does god's work +29
#136 - Common Pepe (07/10/2014) [-]
CIS logic- Maybe if we tell the B1s that theyre destroyer models, theyll grow grow blasters and droid the fuck up!
#103 - followtheworms (07/10/2014) [-]
The republic shall be preserved you dick.
#50 - john lennon used imagine.........it was super effective! 07/08/2014 on Sweet PC +1
#29 - lol. that was a good one. i kinda wish i thought of it now. im… 07/08/2014 on fish eats prey 10x mass and... +1
#2 - i bet he's great at deep throat.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2014 on fish eats prey 10x mass and... +54
User avatar #27 - akhar (07/06/2014) [-]
Deep trout.
User avatar #29 - WhiteReaper (07/08/2014) [-]
lol. that was a good one. i kinda wish i thought of it now. im going to give you a thumb because it is well deserved.
#3 - tairan (07/05/2014) [-]
You want to put your dick in that things mouth be my guest.
User avatar #10 - psykobear (07/06/2014) [-]
Remove teeth first.
User avatar #24 - edmin (07/06/2014) [-]
fuckin casul
User avatar #5 - grarl (07/05/2014) [-]
It's just the getting the dick out is the problem
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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