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#94 - and poop. don't forget the poop.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why +4
#104 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Chill out. It's not like we are cleaning the place after the victim shits.
User avatar #105 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Who said it was going to be his shit O.o
#107 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Why should it NOT be? It's a lot easier to let him make his torture by himself than to use resources on applying it. We are, after all, lazy bastards.
User avatar #110 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it would be funnier to throw either my poop in there or whatever poop i can get my hands on, and let him roll in it as he cries for help. then i would wash it of with a salty mixture of lemon juice with a hint of lemon zest. this of course after he is mangled enough and still alive. just so he could scream even more.
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
User avatar #97 - epicpoke (02/25/2014) [-]
OH GOD. I thought I was twisted
User avatar #99 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
not as twisted as the poor sap on the sand paper floor will be.
User avatar #108 - murraysnoopy (02/25/2014) [-]
heeheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheeehehehehehehehe
#31 - looks like me on a typical friday night. i see no problem here. 02/25/2014 on Cyberbullies 'r' Bad 0
#53 - the arrow keys yes would work the same. but the numbers would … 02/25/2014 on Whoever did this should die. 0
#5 - Picture 02/25/2014 on Wellcome To Japan Hell +1
#14 - Why is general kota slaying demons? 02/18/2014 on diablo doing it right +7
#91 - in my opinion its partially the mothers fault as well. as an a… 02/16/2014 on Why My Kid is Crying #8 0
#5 - you make me soo proud. stay strong girl. 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
#3 - **** that was meant for op. 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
#2 - i cant believe i have not seen this yet. thank you good sir i …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
User avatar #4 - xxgirlgamerxx (02/13/2014) [-]
im a girl lol and yes i play cod xox
User avatar #5 - WhiteReaper (02/13/2014) [-]
you make me soo proud. stay strong girl.
User avatar #3 - WhiteReaper (02/13/2014) [-]
fuck that was meant for op.
#11 - she will be after im done with her.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on do you even selfie? +4
#93 - gerfox (02/11/2014) [-]
The fuck are you going to do to her? Chop her head off?
#259 - i understand your point and it is a good one. But When you go…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Sochi Sochi Hotel Russia 0
#260 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
From what I've heard it's pretty bad even by their standards. Beijing is no emerald city, but even they were able to pull it together for the Olympics. Most people are fairly suspicious as to where all the money went, this wasn't what they intended at all.
#249 - i think kids today would rather sit inside on their ipads and …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Sochi Sochi Hotel Russia -1
#274 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
But I bet you would be pretty pissed if you had paid for a hotel room and the room was in poor conditions.
#254 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
Now before you get too high on your horses, let's take a moment and evaluate this. I've lived in bad conditions and I'm sure so have many of the athletes here, but they are competing as world class athletes right now in the most watched sporting event around. They are paid to be the best in their nation and they can't even get clean running water in their rooms, that's just sad.

Russia spent 40 billion on these games, 40 BILLION in tax money that the people of Russia paid out with the hopes of impressing the world with their grandeur. That's more than China paid mind you. Instead, they see things like this, which is making them look really bad. Beijing pulled the Olympics beautifully and it marked what some call a coming of age for China in the modern world. Russia blew it and they blew it bad. This comp doesn't even do it justice, see more here.

thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/
User avatar #259 - WhiteReaper (02/09/2014) [-]
i understand your point and it is a good one. But When you go to another country you shouldn't expect it to be the same as your own home. This coming from Russia doesn't surprise me. I don't think they thought there was anything wrong with it because if it was that embarrassing to them they would have done something about it.
#260 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
From what I've heard it's pretty bad even by their standards. Beijing is no emerald city, but even they were able to pull it together for the Olympics. Most people are fairly suspicious as to where all the money went, this wasn't what they intended at all.
#255 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
My bad, 51 Billion
#20 - mfw using this method to multiply 50 and 50  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Yup +4
#21 - hugsta (02/04/2014) [-]
I tried it. I felt like I was off to a good start and then AW HELL NAW
#7 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Spelling +1
#32 - if you didn't toast it then its not toast. 02/02/2014 on I Try for you fj 0
#40 - he was referring to an ex worlds strongest man i believe. pola… 02/02/2014 on Poland stronk 0
#142 - no but this is. 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines 0
#129 - what a jerk. i thought you were better than this arnold. 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines 0
#104 - dont remember hadnt had it in a few years.i just remember it b… 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines 0
#103 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines +1
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.
#97 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines 0
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.
#77 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines +3
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.
#73 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines 0
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User avatar #117 - arnolddusk (02/01/2014) [-]
ehhh it's close enough. im flagging it.
User avatar #129 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
what a jerk. i thought you were better than this arnold.
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.
#70 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I drank 9 cocaines +1
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User avatar #117 - arnolddusk (02/01/2014) [-]
ehhh it's close enough. im flagging it.
User avatar #129 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
what a jerk. i thought you were better than this arnold.
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#142 - WhiteReaper (02/01/2014) [-]
no but this is.

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