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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Chicago IL
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Content Ranking:#10262
Comment Ranking:#10784
Highest Content Rank:#9586
Highest Comment Rank:#5446
Content Thumbs: 275 total,  344 ,  69
Comment Thumbs: 1559 total,  2025 ,  466
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:683
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#88 - you try to tame morning wood with that thing on your dick and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Ouch 0
User avatar #91 - tosatsu (06/24/2014) [-]
Damn bro, I forgot about the erections we get while we sleep. Damn... But you can still control the erection while awake, so no point in thumbing me down to oblivion.
User avatar #94 - WhiteReaper (06/24/2014) [-]
i didnt thumb you down bro. you're good. you have the right to say whatever you want.
User avatar #95 - tosatsu (06/24/2014) [-]
Yea someone else did, should have checked before commenting. My bad.
#1 - although this is slightly funny and i dont want to be that guy… 06/18/2014 on Drunk guy really wants to... 0
#155 - i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Neat
#153 - me too man.....me too....  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #154 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
btw nigga

yo name is blue as fuck

how long u been hurr?
User avatar #155 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk when it was still green.
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Neat
#150 - xbox one is coming out with a collection of all the halo games…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... 0
User avatar #152 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Awe fuck man ...

I wish I had money for an Xbone
#153 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
me too man.....me too....
User avatar #154 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
btw nigga

yo name is blue as fuck

how long u been hurr?
User avatar #155 - WhiteReaper (06/13/2014) [-]
i made the account in 2009 but i have been visiting funnyjunk when it was still green.
User avatar #156 - sovietsamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Neat
#25 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** how it feels to chew five gum! 06/13/2014 on Slow motion lightning 0
#76 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** this is my personal jesus!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Wheel in the sky keeps on... 0
User avatar #95 - skeptical (06/13/2014) [-]
dat last panel tho
#75 - i really wish you didnt **** that roll up. this i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Wheel in the sky keeps on... +1
#82 - hopporto (06/13/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolled image** i can guarantee that this is what he would have rolled.
User avatar #101 - dehnoobshow (06/13/2014) [-]
Flagged for gore.



'tis a joke.
#375 - Might be the only one here but wished this one had more time. 06/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2477 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** beware admin! My ultimate weapon!!! 06/03/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#59 - **WhiteReaper rolls 82** 05/29/2014 on Roll 'em high. 0
#187 - so about the orgasms in dreams. i would like to know if anyone… 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp 6 0
#199 - its posts like this that made me fall in love with funny junk … 04/29/2014 on what anime sounds like to... 0
#49 - retarded not garted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Dry your feet after bathing... 0
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#47 - farted not garted.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Dry your feet after bathing... 0
User avatar #48 - unicornmangina (04/23/2014) [-]
sharted not garted
User avatar #49 - WhiteReaper (04/23/2014) [-]
retarded not garted
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#10 - it's not poison, its medicine. Also at one point it saved peop… 04/23/2014 on when you're too drunk to... 0
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#123 - wish there was loads of blood. 04/11/2014 on why does context even exist 0
#8 - would totally grab a flashlight and explore. 04/11/2014 on Nopeville, Nopebraska +2
#1 - so am i. i keep wishing there was something there to click. i … 04/11/2014 on New change deeply concerns me 0
#71 - honestly i dont have these issues with bing. 04/11/2014 on Why google will always be... 0
#29 - Comment deleted 03/30/2014 on Master robbery 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Last meal 3/5 -4
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#22 - its easy to put yourself in the clerks shoes. its more of a ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Master robbery -1
User avatar #23 - mutzaki (03/29/2014) [-]
You can make it sound as poetic as possible and it's not going to change the fact that he's scum. Under no circumstances do you put another person's life in danger by pointing a gun at their face. "But when you're desperate, you'd do anything!" This is what separates good people from bad people.
I have no sympathy for a piece of shit like an armed robber. And you shouldn't either.
User avatar #25 - tenacioustroll (03/29/2014) [-]
you seem to have a hard time understanding what these people are trying to say. the kids not trying to be poetic or sympathetic for the guy. neither of them said he wasnt scum. if you are going to have a convo then at least have enough brains to understand what other people are saying because it looks like you are having a hard time reading
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
Okay, here's a check list of all the key points having been said.
1. The robber fucked up because he was under a lot of stress, and anyone else in the same situation would be just as likely to fuck up.
2. Some robbers rob people because they're desperate and feel like they have no other choice.
3. Try to understand what the robber was going through before judging him.
4. Again, try to see things from the robber's perspective. Pointing a gun at someone is as hard as having it pointed at you.

I think I got it all. So, before I continue, do you want to tell me what it was I missed? What was the actual lesson behind all you guys' wise words that I so clearly missed from having a hard time understanding and reading?
User avatar #30 - tenacioustroll (03/30/2014) [-]
exactly so where in the helll do you get that any of these guys were being sympathetic for him. they arent justifying what he did simply saying see it from both sides. you seem to not want to which is cool. but you dont have to be a cock about it. someday youll be in this sort of situation and then you wont laugh.
User avatar #31 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. Asking someone to see it from someone else's side is being sympathetic with that person. That's literally what that means. When someone basically says "hey, this guy is probably going through a lot of shit in his life, so give him a break," that is EXACTLY what being sympathetic with that person means.

So, maybe it's someone else who could use some comprehensive reading in their life. And please don't try to challenge me on this, because I really don't feel like teaching some kid online about simple concepts that he's just too stubborn to admit he's wrong about.

And, sweetie, I'm not going to be in a situation like the guy in the .gif. Why? Because even if I somehow ended up piss poor and in need of financial aid for myself or even my family, I would never stoop so low as to rob someone. In fact, most homeless people aren't criminals of this sort of crime.
Not that it's likely I'm ever going to need to become that desperate for cash in the first place.
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#33 - neither is mozart. 03/29/2014 on OC Comp Random Facts Part... 0

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