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#45 - **WhiteReaper used "*roll picture*"** **WhiteReaper rolled …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on I got kissed by a wild fox... +1
User avatar #48 - mattdoggy (12/16/2014) [-]
I'll give you source for mine if you give me source for yours
User avatar #49 - WhiteReaper (12/16/2014) [-]
you are evil
User avatar #59 - darthblam (12/16/2014) [-]
It's from Doctor Who.
He is a Sontaran, or as I prefer to call them, Space Dwarves.
User avatar #64 - greedtheavaricious (12/16/2014) [-]
Dwarven space marines?
User avatar #68 - darthblam (12/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#145 - i failed college, i live in a messy as **** room,… 12/16/2014 on I Never Asked for This +2
#291 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#47 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** This same ******* … 12/12/2014 on don't mess with my RS, bro 0
#58 - i know you arent. i wasnt going to but one kid did and then it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Lost kids 0
#67 - froglordy (12/07/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** How would the kid know what his mom looks like? Her religious fanatic father would have beaten her shitless with a rusty baseball bat and skull fucked her for honor before leaving the house.
#56 - you said he should know what she she looks like from seeing he…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Lost kids 0
User avatar #57 - Ruspanic (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't think the joke implied they were in a Muslim country where all women dress like that. In such a country the women wouldn't likely be shopping without male companions anyway. The joke is that since the mom's always covered up, her kid doesn't know what she looks like (underneath the veil).

Anon tried to deconstruct the joke by saying the women don't have to cover up at home, implying that the kids would know what the look like even if they're veiled in public.
Even if the kid actually didn't know what his mom looked like, he'd still be able to easily describe her as "the one in the burqa".

But it's a joke. You're not supposed to overanalyze it.
User avatar #58 - WhiteReaper (12/07/2014) [-]
i know you arent. i wasnt going to but one kid did and then it made me join in on it. i know what he meant. but with jokes like this its about implications as well and you have to be smart enough to do it.
#67 - froglordy (12/07/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** How would the kid know what his mom looks like? Her religious fanatic father would have beaten her shitless with a rusty baseball bat and skull fucked her for honor before leaving the house.
#53 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** yes....at home.....where she …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Lost kids -1
User avatar #54 - Ruspanic (12/07/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #56 - WhiteReaper (12/07/2014) [-]
you said he should know what she she looks like from seeing her at home. but when she goes out in public she has to cover herself up along with other women. so it makes it harder unless he has x ray vision. and the clothing mostly looks the same.
User avatar #57 - Ruspanic (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't think the joke implied they were in a Muslim country where all women dress like that. In such a country the women wouldn't likely be shopping without male companions anyway. The joke is that since the mom's always covered up, her kid doesn't know what she looks like (underneath the veil).

Anon tried to deconstruct the joke by saying the women don't have to cover up at home, implying that the kids would know what the look like even if they're veiled in public.
Even if the kid actually didn't know what his mom looked like, he'd still be able to easily describe her as "the one in the burqa".

But it's a joke. You're not supposed to overanalyze it.
User avatar #58 - WhiteReaper (12/07/2014) [-]
i know you arent. i wasnt going to but one kid did and then it made me join in on it. i know what he meant. but with jokes like this its about implications as well and you have to be smart enough to do it.
#67 - froglordy (12/07/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** How would the kid know what his mom looks like? Her religious fanatic father would have beaten her shitless with a rusty baseball bat and skull fucked her for honor before leaving the house.
#101 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** I had 2 girls change in front… 12/07/2014 on Level 99 Friend-zoned +3
#181 - Its over metal. thats why wolverine has a hard time fighting h… 12/03/2014 on Another comp 0
#27 - i dont want to be that guy.......but magneto would definitely …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Another comp +20
User avatar #77 - ljxjlos (12/03/2014) [-]
That fight actually happened in A VS. X - nobody "won", but Iron Man easily had the upper hand, using an anti-magnetic forcefield or something.

I think that Magneto wasn´t at his best, then, tho, with all the molecular-control-stuff and all that mumbo-jumbo. On the other side Iron Man has right now gone as far as building a Dyson-Sphere around the sun to power several of his ideas, so he´s got quite an arsenal behind his back, too...
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
No one in their right mind is going to dispute that.
User avatar #42 - unkownthous (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh man, i wonder why!
#40 - pridefulmatthew (12/03/2014) [-]
That's why Iron Man says its a fight for anyone but me
#92 - bazda (12/03/2014) [-]
Well, him and wolverine.
User avatar #44 - tenacioustroll (12/03/2014) [-]
then he should have went about it a different way lik jarvis was saying instead of being an idiot and running in there like leroy jenkins.
User avatar #31 - megaton (12/03/2014) [-]
maybe but i am pretty sure iron man has a suit specifically made of non magnetic material so that he can fight magneto. in this situation yea he is fucked though. didnt bring a special suit or nothign
#46 - rocknrollin (12/03/2014) [-]
**rocknrollin rolled image** magneto can control any kind of metal. whether its magnetic or not means nothing. it would have to be made out of something else like glass or plastic and plastic wont work. and im pretty sure glass isnt they best idea either.
User avatar #115 - megaton (12/03/2014) [-]
wait so magneto has power over metal? i always thought it was power over magnetism. cause if its not power over metal then there are some metals that he could do absolutely nothing about.
User avatar #181 - WhiteReaper (12/03/2014) [-]
Its over metal. thats why wolverine has a hard time fighting him because of the metal in him. in the the first movie magento came after rogue and wolverine tried to protect her. then magneto lifted him up and started to bend his claws.
#114 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** Op you son son of a bitch i … 12/02/2014 on Useful websites 0
#63 - Sal looks like a young gordon ramsey. 11/29/2014 on Around the Internet PART 34 0
#18 - no its this one. 11/29/2014 on Fucking foolish mortals. +7
#81 - i like you...you are smart. 11/28/2014 on Selling Millions Is Bad +1
#33 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** im sorry...but i must have mi… 11/28/2014 on Do you see it motherfucker? 0
#2629 - **WhiteReaper rolls 664,664,926** i really hope this works. 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#34 - no we are going to shoot it in the back. 11/27/2014 on Ferguson +2
#79 - jew did good my friend....jew did good. 11/25/2014 on You can't handle the juice! 0
#70 - Comment deleted 11/23/2014 on Wolverine As A Child 0
#44 - have you even played my game bro? 11/23/2014 on 7.8 +1
#24 - of course so fox can then say they actually have fans. 11/21/2014 on What the hemorrhaging fuck? 0
#3 - Wow this is sooo ******* fake dude! 11/21/2014 on Slenderman Mock Documentary +1
#117 - i swear that guy was like **** THIS I QUIT! and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on People almost getting REKT 0
User avatar #118 - chrisel (11/21/2014) [-]
Still under research.
#27 - fukken saved 11/21/2014 on Sports Just got interesting... 0
#25 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** i like your name person. it b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Sports Just got interesting... 0
#26 - keybladewarrior (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - WhiteReaper (11/21/2014) [-]
fukken saved

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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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