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#53 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** yes....at home.....where she …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Lost kids -1
User avatar #54 - Ruspanic (12/07/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #56 - WhiteReaper (12/07/2014) [-]
you said he should know what she she looks like from seeing her at home. but when she goes out in public she has to cover herself up along with other women. so it makes it harder unless he has x ray vision. and the clothing mostly looks the same.
User avatar #57 - Ruspanic (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't think the joke implied they were in a Muslim country where all women dress like that. In such a country the women wouldn't likely be shopping without male companions anyway. The joke is that since the mom's always covered up, her kid doesn't know what she looks like (underneath the veil).

Anon tried to deconstruct the joke by saying the women don't have to cover up at home, implying that the kids would know what the look like even if they're veiled in public.
Even if the kid actually didn't know what his mom looked like, he'd still be able to easily describe her as "the one in the burqa".

But it's a joke. You're not supposed to overanalyze it.
User avatar #58 - WhiteReaper (12/07/2014) [-]
i know you arent. i wasnt going to but one kid did and then it made me join in on it. i know what he meant. but with jokes like this its about implications as well and you have to be smart enough to do it.
#67 - froglordy (12/07/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** How would the kid know what his mom looks like? Her religious fanatic father would have beaten her shitless with a rusty baseball bat and skull fucked her for honor before leaving the house.
#101 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** I had 2 girls change in front… 12/07/2014 on Level 99 Friend-zoned +3
#181 - Its over metal. thats why wolverine has a hard time fighting h… 12/03/2014 on Another comp 0
#27 - i dont want to be that guy.......but magneto would definitely …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Another comp +20
User avatar #77 - ljxjlos (12/03/2014) [-]
That fight actually happened in A VS. X - nobody "won", but Iron Man easily had the upper hand, using an anti-magnetic forcefield or something.

I think that Magneto wasn´t at his best, then, tho, with all the molecular-control-stuff and all that mumbo-jumbo. On the other side Iron Man has right now gone as far as building a Dyson-Sphere around the sun to power several of his ideas, so he´s got quite an arsenal behind his back, too...
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
No one in their right mind is going to dispute that.
User avatar #42 - unkownthous (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh man, i wonder why!
#40 - pridefulmatthew (12/03/2014) [-]
That's why Iron Man says its a fight for anyone but me
#92 - bazda (12/03/2014) [-]
Well, him and wolverine.
User avatar #44 - tenacioustroll (12/03/2014) [-]
then he should have went about it a different way lik jarvis was saying instead of being an idiot and running in there like leroy jenkins.
User avatar #31 - megaton (12/03/2014) [-]
maybe but i am pretty sure iron man has a suit specifically made of non magnetic material so that he can fight magneto. in this situation yea he is fucked though. didnt bring a special suit or nothign
#46 - rocknrollin (12/03/2014) [-]
**rocknrollin rolled image** magneto can control any kind of metal. whether its magnetic or not means nothing. it would have to be made out of something else like glass or plastic and plastic wont work. and im pretty sure glass isnt they best idea either.
User avatar #115 - megaton (12/03/2014) [-]
wait so magneto has power over metal? i always thought it was power over magnetism. cause if its not power over metal then there are some metals that he could do absolutely nothing about.
User avatar #181 - WhiteReaper (12/03/2014) [-]
Its over metal. thats why wolverine has a hard time fighting him because of the metal in him. in the the first movie magento came after rogue and wolverine tried to protect her. then magneto lifted him up and started to bend his claws.
#114 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** Op you son son of a bitch i … 12/02/2014 on Useful websites 0
#63 - Sal looks like a young gordon ramsey. 11/29/2014 on Around the Internet PART 34 0
#18 - no its this one. 11/29/2014 on Fucking foolish mortals. +7
#81 - i like you...you are smart. 11/28/2014 on Selling Millions Is Bad +1
#33 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** im sorry...but i must have mi… 11/28/2014 on Do you see it motherfucker? 0
#2629 - **WhiteReaper rolls 664,664,926** i really hope this works. 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#34 - no we are going to shoot it in the back. 11/27/2014 on Ferguson +2
#79 - jew did good my friend....jew did good. 11/25/2014 on You can't handle the juice! 0
#70 - Comment deleted 11/23/2014 on Wolverine As A Child 0
#44 - have you even played my game bro? 11/23/2014 on 7.8 +1
#24 - of course so fox can then say they actually have fans. 11/21/2014 on What the hemorrhaging fuck? 0
#3 - Wow this is sooo ******* fake dude! 11/21/2014 on Slenderman Mock Documentary +1
#117 - i swear that guy was like **** THIS I QUIT! and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on People almost getting REKT 0
User avatar #118 - chrisel (11/21/2014) [-]
Still under research.
#27 - fukken saved 11/21/2014 on Sports Just got interesting... 0
#25 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** i like your name person. it b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Sports Just got interesting... 0
#26 - keybladewarrior (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - WhiteReaper (11/21/2014) [-]
fukken saved
#65 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** i hate how some people think … 11/21/2014 on Feminism=Irony -3
#356 - then shouldnt that be motivation? 11/21/2014 on like new levels bars on top... -1
#61 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** what i dont get is why they s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Kim Kardashian is a... +2
#72 - popeflatus (11/19/2014) [-]
Just the non-internet media over hyping shit as it often does.
#19 - **WhiteReaper rolled image ** im polish and i love you for … 11/19/2014 on (untitled) -1
#70 - i gave you a thumb because **** yes! i guess ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Oxynitride master race +3
#71 - pjers (11/19/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #87 - AcidFlux (11/19/2014) [-]
Hello Computer
The Miracle Worker SCENE - Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home MOVIE (1986) - HD Longer version

"Hello, computer!"
"Just use the keyboard."
"Keyboard. How quaint."

There's enough Start Trek IV love to go around. Have another thumb.
#36 - **WhiteReaper rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Blackhawks fan 0
#37 - diamondstuff (11/18/2014) [-]
**diamondstuff rolled image** kinda relevant



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