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WhiteReaper

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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Location:Chicago IL
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#18 - the ending to this was ******* epic. M. NIght should wa…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/05/2014 on the mist +56
#59 - kingdaniel (03/05/2014) [-]
I found the ending pretty funny
#46 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
the ending was...

i was just stunned with disbelief. sure some part of my brain had though "you know what the worst thing that could happen right now would be?" and it was something like that but... i never imagined that they would do something so cruel,
User avatar #98 - WhiteReaper (03/06/2014) [-]
Although i was never in that situation i felt that guys pain. killing your friends and then your kid and ending up having to live with that. just makes you think....if only he had waited just a bit longer.
User avatar #67 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
i was pissed as all hell when i saw that cunt mom had survived
User avatar #69 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
... i think you got something wrong here. he killed them all, right in the head. she didn't survive
User avatar #71 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
not that one, i meant melissa mcbride, the one who had to go home to little victor
User avatar #73 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
hmm, i don't quite remember, it was a good while since i watched the movie.

my recollection is this:

i don't know if you noticed, but the front is made of glass
we started looking... on the other side... there where, things there.
the monsters will leave us alone tonight
im sorry i didn't believe in you. im sorry! oh god! i- i can feel them moving! i can feel them moving inside me!
User avatar #75 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
The Mist(2010) Full movie
the woman on the truck at 1:01:38
User avatar #95 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Copyright blocked here. just giving the heads up.
#96 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably would help if I give a location with that. It was blocked by either The Weinstein Co. or EMI Music Publishing and beggars. reporting from New England USA
#100 - admiralen (03/06/2014) [-]
if youre using hola better internet you can decide which you wanna come from, im from sweden and there the video works, ill put a pic of her here anyway
#101 - fefe (03/07/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT ITS CAROL FROM THE WALKING DEAD
User avatar #102 - admiralen (03/07/2014) [-]
she was kind of a cunt in that too for blaming rick
#45 - kusahl (03/05/2014) [-]
mfw I saw the ending
User avatar #42 - landartheconqueror (03/05/2014) [-]
the ending was fucking tragic
#39 - MasterManiac (03/05/2014) [-]
I've gotta be honest, I laughed at the ending. It was like something out of an asdf movie rather than a horror film.

This means spoiler, so don't click the next one if you haevn't seen The Mist
> kills family and friends to save them from painful monster death
> no bullets left to kill himself
> overacting and "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
> goes out into mist
> "come get me monsters!!!! what are you waiting for?" in cliche fashion
> army shows up about 2 seconds later
> "hey dude we're here to save you"
> HFW
#25 - probrem (03/05/2014) [-]
King himself like the movie's ending more and I agree.

www.cracked.com/article_20287_5-movies-that-improved-book-according-to-author.html
User avatar #99 - WhiteReaper (03/06/2014) [-]
I actually didn't know that. thank you for the much appreciated info. i enjoyed reading that article.
#75 - Those officers were just trying to perform CPR for the poor ma… 03/04/2014 on Much protection +4
#15 - this made my anus cringe. 02/28/2014 on Its a Beautiful Baby Boy 0
#3 - i know that place i have been there a few times. its a really …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Oh. +2
#6 - philidelphia (02/28/2014) [-]
It is a really cool place. Plus there's the Infinity Room which is a trip.
#136 - Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
#110 - that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it w…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
#105 - Who said it was going to be his **** O.o  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
#107 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Why should it NOT be? It's a lot easier to let him make his torture by himself than to use resources on applying it. We are, after all, lazy bastards.
User avatar #110 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it would be funnier to throw either my poop in there or whatever poop i can get my hands on, and let him roll in it as he cries for help. then i would wash it of with a salty mixture of lemon juice with a hint of lemon zest. this of course after he is mangled enough and still alive. just so he could scream even more.
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
#33 - you ****** beat me to it. plus ambulances are made to k… 02/25/2014 on Funny Comp +1
#70 - you deserve more thumbs my friend. 02/25/2014 on I would blackmail her. +4
#99 - not as twisted as the poor sap on the sand paper floor will be.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why +3
User avatar #108 - murraysnoopy (02/25/2014) [-]
heeheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheeehehehehehehehe
#94 - and poop. don't forget the poop.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why +4
#104 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Chill out. It's not like we are cleaning the place after the victim shits.
User avatar #105 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Who said it was going to be his shit O.o
#107 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Why should it NOT be? It's a lot easier to let him make his torture by himself than to use resources on applying it. We are, after all, lazy bastards.
User avatar #110 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
that may be true. BUT...my poops are larger and smellier. it would be funnier to throw either my poop in there or whatever poop i can get my hands on, and let him roll in it as he cries for help. then i would wash it of with a salty mixture of lemon juice with a hint of lemon zest. this of course after he is mangled enough and still alive. just so he could scream even more.
#118 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, good sir. With your help, Funnyjunk have invented an excruciatingly painful and humiliating form of torture, in which the victim can be expected to die within the week. Most people ar content with pulling out nails, elcrocuting testicles and poking needles at the victim 'till they die.
User avatar #136 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you sir. i will disappear until the next time i am needed.
#140 - haidbz (02/25/2014) [-]
Very well. 'Till next time, WhiteReaper!
User avatar #97 - epicpoke (02/25/2014) [-]
OH GOD. I thought I was twisted
User avatar #99 - WhiteReaper (02/25/2014) [-]
not as twisted as the poor sap on the sand paper floor will be.
User avatar #108 - murraysnoopy (02/25/2014) [-]
heeheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheeehehehehehehehe
#31 - looks like me on a typical friday night. i see no problem here. 02/25/2014 on Cyberbullies 'r' Bad 0
#53 - the arrow keys yes would work the same. but the numbers would … 02/25/2014 on Whoever did this should die. 0
#5 - Picture 02/25/2014 on Wellcome To Japan Hell +1
#14 - Why is general kota slaying demons? 02/18/2014 on diablo doing it right +7
#91 - in my opinion its partially the mothers fault as well. as an a… 02/16/2014 on Why My Kid is Crying #8 0
#5 - you make me soo proud. stay strong girl. 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
#3 - **** that was meant for op. 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
#2 - i cant believe i have not seen this yet. thank you good sir i …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Things are getting intense 0
User avatar #4 - xxgirlgamerxx (02/13/2014) [-]
im a girl lol and yes i play cod xox
User avatar #5 - WhiteReaper (02/13/2014) [-]
you make me soo proud. stay strong girl.
User avatar #3 - WhiteReaper (02/13/2014) [-]
fuck that was meant for op.
#11 - she will be after im done with her.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on do you even selfie? +4
#93 - gerfox (02/11/2014) [-]
The fuck are you going to do to her? Chop her head off?
#259 - i understand your point and it is a good one. But When you go…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Sochi Sochi Hotel Russia 0
#260 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
From what I've heard it's pretty bad even by their standards. Beijing is no emerald city, but even they were able to pull it together for the Olympics. Most people are fairly suspicious as to where all the money went, this wasn't what they intended at all.
#249 - i think kids today would rather sit inside on their ipads and …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Sochi Sochi Hotel Russia -1
#274 - fefe (02/09/2014) [-]
But I bet you would be pretty pissed if you had paid for a hotel room and the room was in poor conditions.
#254 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
Now before you get too high on your horses, let's take a moment and evaluate this. I've lived in bad conditions and I'm sure so have many of the athletes here, but they are competing as world class athletes right now in the most watched sporting event around. They are paid to be the best in their nation and they can't even get clean running water in their rooms, that's just sad.

Russia spent 40 billion on these games, 40 BILLION in tax money that the people of Russia paid out with the hopes of impressing the world with their grandeur. That's more than China paid mind you. Instead, they see things like this, which is making them look really bad. Beijing pulled the Olympics beautifully and it marked what some call a coming of age for China in the modern world. Russia blew it and they blew it bad. This comp doesn't even do it justice, see more here.

thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/
User avatar #259 - WhiteReaper (02/09/2014) [-]
i understand your point and it is a good one. But When you go to another country you shouldn't expect it to be the same as your own home. This coming from Russia doesn't surprise me. I don't think they thought there was anything wrong with it because if it was that embarrassing to them they would have done something about it.
#260 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
From what I've heard it's pretty bad even by their standards. Beijing is no emerald city, but even they were able to pull it together for the Olympics. Most people are fairly suspicious as to where all the money went, this wasn't what they intended at all.
#255 - bann (02/09/2014) [-]
My bad, 51 Billion
#20 - mfw using this method to multiply 50 and 50  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Yup +4
#21 - hugsta (02/04/2014) [-]
I tried it. I felt like I was off to a good start and then AW HELL NAW
#7 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Spelling +1
#32 - if you didn't toast it then its not toast. 02/02/2014 on I Try for you fj 0
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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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